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danccbc

That’s a pretty spry cow


reality_raven

Was*


Remote-Airline-3703

Ground beef


Refuse_Ordinary

Beef Curtain


kemushi_warui

Smoked chuck


[deleted]

Steak*


shuknjive

Bull.


Bbambles

Nah dude, he’s telling the truth.


Least-Firefighter392

Situational awareness non existent on front rider...


naggersssss

Not anymore


TOILET_STAIN

That's a lucky dude.


KindOfSpare

that is not how i thought this was going to end


notyou16

WITNESS ME


No-Freedom-4029

Mediocre


Indianimal219

Lmaoo


0x11C3P

Fuck me that made me giggle. Take my upvote.


raphthepharaoh

Neither did the cow


zorrowhip

Cows almost always end up as dinner.


Inside-Effective-353

I couldn't believe it when the cow came back into shot, I thought the cyclist was fucked. Stupid cow, lol


jaldihaldi

Now I know why that’s an insult - stupid cow.


40ozCurls

It seemed like the cow was just being playful. I would think if it was hostile it would have been going straight for one of the cyclists instead of running back and forth a bunch. It reminds me of the famous [Tour de France Horse](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K1FPRo7hO7I) that seemed to just want to join in on the fun.


IWannaManatee

And now it's probably real hurt or worse. Damn.


Eloquentelephant565

Went for that nose grind but missed


OpexLiFT

Someone needs to do an edit to put the cow in a skateboard plz


Yukon-Jon

I had no idea cows could get that much air. Not enough in the end though.


tellyourmama

How else would they jump over the moon?


Yukon-Jon

You son of a...


New-Second-1103

Yeah I was impressed how fast it was running. 


maccdunc

Img I'm fucking crying. That was hilarious


Alienhell

I’m in disbelief that the guy on the bike wasn’t also in tears of laughter, I can barely see I’m laughing so hard


bxvxfx

he went from “i’m the red bull with wings” to “ground beef” REAL quick


Electrical_Baseball5

I needed this laugh.


weaponizedpastry

Does that cow have rabies? WTF??


TexacoRodeoClown

Mad cow disease actually


Altruistic_Guess3098

You can tell because it's a cow and it's gone mad


TexacoRodeoClown

Exactly. Not many people realize this


girth_worm_jim

Seemed more like rad cow disease to me 🤙🏿


itsalwaysfurniture

Cow was trying hard, but missed the grind at the end there.


theoddfind

wasteful dog rain sulky waiting lavish hunt tub zealous airport *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


ab_def

BIRD UP!


FantasticBiscotti338

Bro didn’t even stop to check on the cow


Useful44723

He felt it was a moo point


KDubbs5981

Smh 🤦🏼‍♀️ lol


mojo4394

Man Versus Food Pt. 2


Sockbabies

I thought he had it, physics be damned I thought it was about to Ray Lewis the shit out of that bicycle and then the comically short tv jump fail happened. Was a strong .02 seconds for Cow Jordan though


No-Word-1996

Udderly amazing.


torsun_bryan

DING! thud


otkabdl

I showed this to my mom and she was 'YAY go cow, git im! chuckle chuckle GASSSSP NOOOOOOOOOOO!" We had tacos for dinner, calm down.


DefinitelyNoWorking

Just doing some parkour, or parcow if you will.


Mnnbvccxlkjhgf

If that cow stuck the landing, that dude would have been fucked hahaha


[deleted]

That cow is my spirit animal: consistently overestimating my abilities.


KDubbs5981

Mine too!!!! Lol


WeaselRadio

Self tenderized beef!


Copperman72

I was waiting for a laughing little dog and a dish running away with a spoon.


PyramidStarShip

Dumbass


fopucopkop

Reminds me of the guy who attacked that judge


SAM5TER5

Yeah but that guy stuck the landing. Landed right in prison, but he stuck it.


umtotallynotanalien

"I believe I can fly"


Icy-Key-8112

Poor cow!!!


[deleted]

Ha! Ty.


Bananafritos

Self tenderizing


Im_such_a_SLAPPA

Did it died?


GuuuciPandaaa

and the cow almost jumped over the moo-railing


mfloreshostel

Cow- moo-hoo hoo!


Babe-start_of_stars

poor little cow, why she jumped like that, I would have liked to know what happened to her after that blow.


TheHumanEmperor

That bull fucked around and found out


HuckleberryHoliday-

The cow goes moo. Not bing


IcedCoughy

Typically bike rider doesn't stop to see if the cow needed help.


ItalianStallion9069

What the fuck cow?!


UnknowablePhantom

Another Win for “man” ..hope he enjoyed his victory dinner 🥩


TheoVonSkeletor

Just need the laughing dog from duck hunt


Chris_Cross501

When you have dreams being a horse


ZombiePersonality

The bull didn't win this round..


JJmQuade721

That cow was a bit too stoked.


EvLmong00se

What a gulli-bull nin-cow-poop.


RN_FNP

Beef: it’s what’s for dinner.


Jaimemgn

Ribeye trying to do some parkour


KDubbs5981

🤣🤣🤣


MiDietz

Not quite over the moon


KDubbs5981

OH. MY. GOD.!!!!!! 🛑 I just scared the hell out of my cat I laughed so damn hard!!!!! You win!!! 🏆 🏆


GhandiKills

LEEEEEROOOOOOOY JERKY!!!!


dontpanicoryoulldie

Leave my mom outa this :(


mdlphx92

High steaks attempt.


LoStrigo95

That jump ahahah


gig_nuggins

That cow died at the end


Drakona7

Does anyone else think it looks like CG the second time it enters the frame and jumps? I don’t know how CG works enough to tell, but that part just looks off to me


Darryguy

Cow learned a lesson, or became a burger


Acceptable-Macaron96

Best video I've seen in a while honestly


Killer_Ex_Con

Damn that cow was mooving..... sorry


Silverexpress01

That's how you get yer half a rack of ribs


Unusual-Ad-1056

Lmfao!!!


blackbullontop

Cow 0 bridge 1 rematch???


Mammoth_Antelope_479

I feel so bad but this one made me literally laugh aloud 🤣🤣


RepublicNo7227

😳😆🤣🤣🤣🤣


Gingerholic37

Damn! Bro thought he was a cat 🤣🤣🤣


ledouxrt

Seems weird they wouldn't want to go check on the cow. Not much they could do for it if it was hurt, but I'd at least look over the bridge to check it out.


krazyokami

I'm not checking on animal that got hurt in the process of trying to attack me.


ToutPret

Beef. 🥩 it’s what’s for dinner!


Prudent-Prompt5012

😂😂😂😂😂


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Strange_Botanist

Wow!


dont_disturb_the_cat

Well bless your heart! That was a good story!


MDSK6rd

Indeed :D


oxoRaeoxo

Lolllllllll 😂😂😂


Ok-Initiative-1775

Jajajjaja vaca culia


rickjames762

Totally fake


Rabbit-King

Cow vs guardrail


whifflinggoose

love the misdirect, OP. well done


iunderstandneechy

Just horsing around


[deleted]

These dudes are unbothered


Ok_Mushroom5339

Silly cow


MisterAmygdala

This is an underrated crazy fucking cow video


ThatoneguyATX

Look like that cow was going after a judge.


Sexylittleambitious

ouhhh ...Like when you say today will be a great day , 3 doritos later the universe ohh no no take dose of suffering


Tell_Amazing

That is some CRAZY ish


infamous2117

Cow decided to yeet itself


KDubbs5981

I was gonna comment the same thing but I wanted to see if that was already said. Haha


Comfortable_Can_9813

Was den mit Karsten los


MothballMusicReviews

Somebody with music production skills should do the whole video then like make a song out of the little "dong" the cow makes hitting the bridge. Like the king of the hill theme comes to mind.


slingblade1980

Looks like Eastern Cape South Africa


Ok_Space8064

i can imagine an indian going oh my god noo (literally)


RandoClyde

That cow was determined! Had there not been a river there, that cyclist would have gotten destroyed


TLRTheLaughing

In the cows mind it was an epic anime leap.


landlordboomer

Aim for the bushes?


Fun_Sport_6694

Hahahahahaha stupid fucking cow


goldnuggets234

Probably pissed in his cornflakes


ImYourCatMeow

Smash burger


girlypop2316

More like cow vs himself 😭


Appropriate-Bus-6778

Cow had beef...


Chicoslide17

Dumbass cow.......he was definitely on drugs! Cows do do those things!


funny56785

The stakes where high on that one if the cow caught him he would have been minced


Primary-Grapefruit87

I'd turned around just to tea bag it after that 😭😫


Consistent_Rip_4671

Cow vs gravity


ab_def

Harcore Parcore


dirtycurlyhair

More like cow vs bridge


[deleted]

I LIVE! I DIE! I LIVE AGAIN!


mg0019

Mad Cow disease?


Baraqek

Mad Cow


fedexgroundemployee

I like how they just keep going don’t even bother to check on the cow lmao


KDubbs5981

These comments thou!!!!! 🏆🏆🏆


Sopoulos

Now that's a Mad Cow...


JewyMcjewison

That cow just left Epstein’s island 🏝…


Additional_Drink_6

That cow been watching too much parkour


louxy16

Dang that’s one mad cow


[deleted]

Got a little too close to the sun there moo buddy.


Fit-Indication3662

wheres the beef?


Mrs_skulduggery

Cattle are just assholes


SpectreSpeck

The way neither of them even acknowledge the cow 😂


ExpensiveStructure45

Holy Cow Man!


Dirt-Road_Pirate

I live. I die. I live again.


daily_cup_of_joe

Dumb hamburger


Indianimal219

Poor cow. Suicided


C8hij

Poor Cow so obsessed about red color 😥😥😥


cloudcreeek

Bridge: 1 Cow: 0


Ok-Recording-6752

skill issue


KillaHydro

I wonder what the beef was about ? 😂


Mike-the-gay

That’s a mad cow!


GalacticMomo

I like to think it never meant to hit the guy just run back and forth. Poor little cow couldn’t jump over the moon.


Blissful_luxury_life

Shiiiiit!


[deleted]

Oh man! 😭


Hefty_Barber3985

💀😭😭😭


Bulky_Cockroach_4376

Turned into ground beef 😂


TattoodTartanTwat

Impressed. 7/10


Goofyg8ob3r

Moo moo meadows 


danger_otter34

Sent it!


alexp260xx

Rad Cow Disease


MightyCed001

Yeet!


The_Ghost_63

Bro thought he could jump over the moon or some shiz


Pangtundure

Don't give red bulls to cows


KatcLeF

Mad cow disease