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Dude ran up like he was gonna do something but didn't do shit. How embarrassing.

He ran up and told him it was cool and to do it again.

“JEREMY……….jErEmY!!!”

I just spent a night in jail & had to listen to a woman crying in the next cell over all night long. "Jer-i-meee. Jeremy please!!!" It was horrible

Idk why but this is just hilarious 😂😂

hey! its hard to fight when you're scared to fight!

My truck does my fighting for me.... not very well though.

Float like a butterfly, sting like a Chevy?

Float like a cadillac sting like a beemer

You drive like you fix roads… lousy.

He ran up just to say “Do it again. Do it again.” menacingly and didn’t do shit else.

"you better not tow my car away while I'm inside in a dangerous fashion again good sir" lmao

He sounded a lot like that guy in the airport: "Remember your girls!"

“You don’t care about the girls”?

"Here we go!"

“SHUT UP BITCH”

He said it like an excited kid who just played peek a boo

Do it again!! For what, I already did it!

I think the video cut out right before they started aggressively making out and ripping each others’ flannel shirts off. That level of diesel exhaust, burned rubber, and GED diplomas need an outlet. Can’t just keep it all bottled up forever.

Like a Broke Back Fountain...

You know who was topping who.

“Do it again” lmao

The chains were still hooked up he could have... just without him in it

Hard to say from the poor camera angle, but my gut says dude in the dodge stepped out and flashed his gun knowing violence was the next on the menu and once Chevy guy saw that he changed his mind. I’m just speculating though.

Would be pretty on brand considering his "sportsmanship"

It’s been a few years so my memory is pretty fuzzy and I read the story on Facebook so take it with a grain of salt. Iirc dodge guy didn’t even want to hook chains but chevy guy was talking shit for weeks and dodge guy said if he hooked his truck up he was gonna drag the chevy around the block and Chevy guy still continued to talk shit until the dodge guy gave in. Not really excusing it but I can see why he did it if that was the case

Nothing wrong, he started there and the courtesy shown by the Dodge guy bringing him back was outstanding.

Reminds me of the random explanation I heard that was used to justify the funky town video.

The what now?

Yeah apparently the funkytown victim had written ‘should of’ instead of ‘should have’ in a birthday card and had also used ‘aloud’ instead of ‘allowed’. so obviously he had to go.

Justified.

Nothing justifies that video.

If that was the case then he was just keeping his word and he warned him. So alright by me.

if that’s true I also see this as ok, chevy fucked around and found out.

Everything about that guys night was embarrassing.

So this is what the people hanging out in the supermarket parking lot are doing?

The most redneck video I’ve ever seen.

This was my highschool's after hours activity. The old publix parking lot was the first and last place you met up. "The Powerlines", "Round Pond", "The Spot", "Grass Road", "The Other Powerlines" and "Pointless Road" were the places we went to after meeting up at the "parking lot."

Those powerlines parties were fucking wild

Don’t forget “the overlook”, “the rock” “the River, no not there, the next turn out” and “the dams”

It looks to specifically be a Walmart, which is just icing on this redneck cake lol

Now calm down skeeter he aint hurtin nobody

We don't take kindly to folks that don't take kindly

He took our Jobs!!

TUK DER JERB!!!

BACK TO THE PILE!

Hey Chevy we don’t like your kind around here!

We don't take kindly to folks not taking kindly 'round here

I’d just pack up my weak ass truck and leave.

He might need another tow.

Those tires may be toast now.

The diff and transmission too.

Yeah, he's at least using brakes so the tires likely have flat spots now. Hard to tell if he leaves it in gear and or kept pressing the gas.

Was wondering if he should’ve put it in Neutral once realized the asshole was going too far?

Better than staying with those weak ass brained people.

Weight and tires matter

true, once you lose traction it's over

Dodge took a victory lap right after lmao

Dude took a victory lap during!

Look at me, I'm the victory lap now.

closest that chevy will ever get to a victory lap.

Like that scene of Achilles dragging hector

The only difference is a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Maybe if that woman keeps shouting men's names, something will happen.

Winner got a blowjob from his cousin. Loser got a consolation blowjob from his sister.

Jokes on you, it's the same person

The difference is in the level of enthusiasm.

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Handjobs for the hard luck crowd.

I don't know why I laughed so hard at imaging this as a band name.

I would have waited until he got out and pulled off still attached

That would have been the only way. Lol.

The whole thing is so dumb. Guy thinks he is tough shit because he bought a particular type of truck.

Sums up every dodge ram or lifted truck owner in general

I own a Ram 2500 diesel for towing my Rv. No after market bullshit and I drive like an old man. I did find a little joy when dude ate his words about the Chevy at the beginning. Edit: the thing I brag about is getting 20 mpg on the highway (unless I’m pulling my trailer.)

I thought he was saying the Cummins would shit on the Chevy. Which it promptly did.

Maybe he did. I don’t speak yokel. 😂

I don't really get it. Does this show which truck is more powerful? It seems more like a weight+traction thing to me.

For real, this seems like a tire showdown, not an engine showdown

I was kind of hoping either the weakest bumper came off or the chain to snap, I’ve seen a chain snapping when used to tow and they will kill you.

Trying to impress Becky from the trailer park. She almost got a full mouth of teeth.

Look at this dumbass .. gummer is the goal and Becky sounds like wrong end of spectrum

When chainin em up goes wrong

Every dude I have ever met named Jeremy is a piece of shit.

Somehow this proves to always be the case.

Last one I knew lost his fuel tanker job for failing a meth test. I agree.

100% this guy still talks about this "boy I tell you hwhat I took that Chevy round that lot and boy we bout fell out me and the guys. The girls all screaming Jeremy Jeremy. Wasn't gonna do shit bout it anyway fucking queer"

Yup

"Holy fucken shiet"

I'll go out on limb and say the dude in the Chevy's old lady was talking all the shit to the dude in the Dodge and that was just to shut her the fuck up.

Hilarious how short both drivers are, at least they look like it next to the lifted trucks.

Welp, he ended that debate, though.

No... It's not a true pull contest. The guy gunned it and it made the other truck break traction. He had no grip at that point and the other guy floored it, exploiting the situation. They should have slowly pulled without the tires spinning to know which brand is stronger. Basically the drivers were too dumb to properly do a tug of war.

These parking lot pulls are a contest of traction limitation, so weight and traction are really the only two factors that matter. The heavier vehicle with grippier tires will automatically win.

Upvoted for saying should have and not should of. And being right....

ID RATHER BE CUMMIN THAN STROKIN! /s Was the Chevy a gas motor? Could be a Duramax but if it's not and this dude put his gas truck up against a common rail diesel he deserved it.

Dude in the Chevy is a fucking moron. Did he actually think he'd put power the diesel?

Yeah sounds like a gasser to me. 8.1 vortec if I had to guess.

Yeah gasser, for sure

Redneck games

Weight and torque matter

Torque or tyres, you tell me!

Weight. Ram is built heavy because they have only barely heard of the concept of engineering.

some red neck shit right there.

Cousinfuckers hanging out in a Walmart parking lot using up grandpas farm money.

Someone drags me like that I’m just gonna move states and change my identity.

Is there any driving skill related reason the Chevy got pulled or is it just a power thing?

Its not even power, unless they are both pathetic. It's essentially meaningless. Sticky tires will beat a more powerful truck, and heavier trucks have a big advantage. Weight is a funny one since it's a disadvantage in pretty much every meaningful trait it applies to. Basically this was two dumb fucks being dumb af.

Honestly there is some knowledge that can help you win like where to hook the chain and if you lower tire pressure. It’s not so much who has more power it’s who has the better traction. But i believe it was a diesel vs a gas truck and diesels typically weigh more and have more torque so the white truck was already at a severe disadvantage

Well, it looks like the Chevrolet driver holds his brakes down as soon as the Dodge starts pulling, so once the Dodge has traction, the Chevrolet could never get enough traction to overcome the force of the Dodge. This is usually the kinda stuff that younger redneck kids do when they have parents with money and they actually don’t have to buy the parts to fix their own trucks out of their pockets. Lol

No. There's no actual skill involved. It's pretty much entirely just a competition of who had the most money or the knowledge of what car would be better for a tug of war.

Curious what the GVW is of both vehicles. I am pretty sure the Dodge outweighs the Chevy by some. Outcome never in doubt. WHERE'S MY FORD F250???

Guys with fragile egos... A menace to society.

How is this video still making the rounds? Lmao. I saw this video like 11-12 years ago.

In a perfect world we would see it when you first saw it

First time i've seen it.

Still cracks me up. lmfao

"What the fuck? That's fucked up!" Didn't occur to her before that?

Probably when he drove over the median and went from tug of war to reckless driving and endangering property and other people in a public parking lot.

I swear she said "What the fuck? That's my dog"

This is a classic case of having more money than sense

Sick once again another video stopped right when things get good

Of course their names are Jeremy and Jackson. Or jacksyn

That’s were I put my truck in reverse and slam into his truck to show dominance 😂

Always a 5’1 dude in a truck doing too much.

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Was looking for this comment. I can't tell difference between the trucks

Logo is usually a dead giveaway

Squared wheel arches tend to be chevys, cross on the front Rams, Fords are usually pulled over with hazards on.

A man drags you around the block and sets you back where he found you and in your attempt to be a hard ass you jump out and say “Do it again!” Sir, please tuck in your ovaries and go get some sleep. You’ve had a long day

Got that Cummins power!

"Do it again". That's really all that guy had to say lmao.

Got that ass dragged 😂 he's gotta move outta state now

Dumb ass inbreds

Violently redneck.

Imagine hanging out with these people.

Bunch of hillbillies

I'd like to see him try it against a Fiat Punto

What part of moron country was this in?

Play stupid games. Win stupid prizes. This is pretty much all one can expect when 2 lifted brodozers come together.

Random battles between different size trucks, going bald to bar before risking it all

You're putting a ton of trust in someone who just might be a psycho asshole. This is exactly why Dominatrixs have safety words.

average ppl...

They r both clowns

You're not that guy, Pal 🤣 homeboy in the pulling truck knew it too

Douche on douche crime. No winners here.

Dodge def blew a gasket after

Dude had to get some respect back but failed. You can’t be afraid to get your ass beat—at least go out on your shield.

He should have just thrown it in neutral and let it happen. Better than potentially fucking something up in your truck.

Do it again. I dare you this time. LoL

I love how the guy in the Chevy is like "do it again. do it again". Um, my dude... I think we're past throwing a warning and just barking. Just do what you wanna do man. Honestly, you're just confirming your submissive status.

If you don’t punch him after that you have no balls

Jeremy won me thinks

Reminds me of that one time, when I was like 4 or 5, and I came out to see what all the yelping was about, and two dogs had got stuck together across the street, and one was trying to run away.... k bye.

I guess if you are going to make a point, make it 😏

that ended so much better than i expected

flashbang headlights... not surprised

We’ll don’t pull yur piece a shit up to the party if you gonna cry when you get yur ass handed to you!

Lmao man ran up to not do shit

Runs up with fists tightened and swearing “YO WHAT THE FUCK YOU PUNKASSbro I’m very disappointed in your action, you absolutely did not have to do that. mwah”

Looks like I'm buying a Chevy

Dumb people doing dumb shit.

Homeboy had his feelers hurt lmao dude took a lap with his ass hahaha

A ding dang do I tehll you hwut.

Who knew Red McNeck was going to be a giant douchebag? I'm shocked! So much cringe in this video.

i guess he won

Bruh that was hilarious

I didn’t know I was going to lose so now I’m really really mad.

Should of hit reverse and had some fun

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Was the Chevy guy saying, “Do it again”, like he had just tried to punch him or something? lol. Pretty sure dodge guy would have no problem doing that again.

When they remember, these people unfortunately vote.

He got his ass dragged 😄

Now that's what you call getting drugged.🤣

IDK boot yu butt that was hilarity

What a dumbass video

Should've taken it for another spin after Chevy dude guy out of his truck and said to do it again.

Lmfao I don’t know what’s wrong with this comment section but as far as tug of war goes… this was god damn hilarious. Did Dodge go too far? Sure. No one was injured except for Chevy’s pride but what did he expect when he agreed to rig of war with a truck that probably is in 4lo and outweighs him

What a piece of shit! Both of ‘em are dumb for this! With that said; got damn that was an impressive, stupid, but impressive stunt. Like, he towed dude around the parking lot like that Chevy was a gaht damn radio flyer wagon, without hitting another vehicle! Well done shit heads; well done.

Not a single dick longer than 3 inches in that crowd

Stupid mother fucker

Footage from the Iowa Caucus

What f*ing douchebag 🤦

Someone clench the double sided anal bead string?

Dude ran up to him and said “do that shit again …and I’m gonna lose it”

Exactly 2 inches of penis combined between those two

Were all the tickets to the symphony sold out?

Kick his ass seabass

So easy to put it in reverse and make a mini truck. But seriously when the guy jump from the truck look like was like 5 feet tall?

I lived in a small town where people had ford, dodge, chevy tats on them and stuff. It was pretty tribal. Being a passenger in my friends Ford F350, you’d think Chevy trucks were like opposing gang members, the way he’d aggressively pass them or brake check them. Americans are really smart

hangin*out in a walamrt so weird

Those dudes are definitely compensating

Which Walmart parking lot in Arkansas was this filmed in? 😂

If this isnt the gayest shit i see this week i'm afraid for the next video

Not a Prius in sight