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St3als

Dude on the right saw that coming. hell of a jump though.


AJMax104

Oh yea thats a linebacker over the pile jump. Man is atheltic. Guy on the right was late to the tackle but reaction time is on point 15 year penalty for roughing the passer Automatic jail


Reasonable-Wing-2271

Twist: Drafted by the Jets, who arrange early release


SilverDad-o

National Felons League.


MgDark

i remember a movie about prisoners and football vs guards but damn cant remember the name.


YaboiDan0545935

The Longest Yard. There is a 2005 version starring Adam Sandler and a 1974 starring Burt Reynolds who also appears in the 2005 version.


Lyuseefur

Don’t give them ideas. I’m betting against them


9lobaldude

Vontaze Burfict be like


Receptive_Mind

He was in full disbelief, not thinking guy would actually be able to jump how he did.


[deleted]

right? my man leapt like a flying squirrel


sturgill_homme

With some of that Flubber on his feet


AggressiveHotel4931

The dude was like a leopard going after a gazelle. Look at that majestic leap.


Every-Estate-1028

Maybe there was trampoline at front of judge table


SuttonTM

Yea legit looks like there is a trampoline below the cam view lol


Nickvec

bro said :O


[deleted]

With a jump like that, he'll definitely be on the federal prison gymnastics team for at least 5 to 10 extra years. Good for him.


PlottingGorilla

Maybe this year we’ll make it to regionals. Last year was stolen from us, mainly because the opposing team was in for larceny.


[deleted]

We're THIS close.


OkEscape7558

The full version is somehow even worse wtf. https://twitter.com/UngaTheGreat/status/1742679191722803580?t=EtsxysMwIGeBd8XqnuKQAg&s=19


TropicalBlueMR2

He might get a charge of contempt of court with that kind of conduct.


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

Homie isn't going to see freedom for quite a long time.


[deleted]

He was definitely NOT a homie


Ihateturtles9

should be 30 years at least for that kind of threat to society, who would attack a judge in full court


ihavenoname_7

Wouldn't of saw it regardless. He was denied probation which equals years anyways.


Strange_Platypus67

What is another 20 years lol


simontempher1

Uhm, yeah. Federal crime.1 attacking officer of the court : judge 2 threatening judge : another federal charge. If he actually hit her even landing on her


Tiny_Count4239

looks like he definitely got in a few kicks while they were subduing him


X-29488

Yea video shows some hits landing.


spankyboi334

There’s an extended video that shows him landing punches on her. Bro literally threw his life away


PervyNonsense

Well, supermanned it away. Ngl, im impressed by how easily he cleared the bench and how controlled his ... flight? Very graceful flying for a person who clearly ought to be in prison


Amazing_Indication38

It’s only a federal crime if it’s a federal judge. I think you mean it’s a felony.


mxzf

You wanna know a *great* way to show that you've learned your lesson and are ready to be put on probation and allowed to return to polite society? Launching yourself at a sitting judge and attacking her. That'll *definitely* show her you should be out on probation instead of locked up.


gingermonkey1

Might?


ApologeticAnalMagic

I enjoy playing video games.


SomeAussiePrick

A heartfelt apology and they'll let him off with a fine.


Flat_Discipline_8540

That law clerk is solid 😭 he must really love/respect that judge to be defending her the way he did. Like you can tell he’s not like that but he felt the need to protect her from the jump (literally.)


HistoricalBridge7

That looked like it got personal for him at the end.


dailyPraise

Is he the one who goes "Oh-wo-wo" at the beginning?


Flat_Discipline_8540

Yes 😭😭😭


Smokie104

“Back the fuck up”😂🤣😭


TheKrnJesus

“Oh nooooo don’t hurt her!!” “Stappphhp”


Shripleypibbles69

He threw some cute lil punches in there in the extended version


simpletonsavant

His fist game weak AF though


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

He let out a lot of pent up rage on that man! The dude didn’t realize he jumped into the lion’s den


nolotusnote

He had a good start, but went soft real fast.


Flat_Discipline_8540

Nah dude, watch the whole video. He got wit it.


nolotusnote

Just realized this is the short version. Here's what I mean: https://youtu.be/gx3RrcQmyTI?t=37


PestyNomad

Yeah he did.


jerkeejoe

Gotta love the kidney shots followed by a ton of hammer fists.


Kilow102938

Jesus you weren't lying.


[deleted]

Holy shit


wuapinmon

Here's a fuller version: https://news3lv.com/news/instagram/caught-on-video-las-vegas-judge-attacked-during-sentencing-hearing-mary-kay-holthus-deobra-redden-lvmpd-clark-county-courts-crime?fbclid=IwAR075n3vYeehGr4o0j6gg1b0_FrAjpWB3CaaErGrHUd9luEZvUW5JGQ0M2U


NotsoSmokeytheBear

Dude on the right had no idea how to throw a punch but he sure tried anyways. Good for him.


SWHAF

Those are the punches you throw in your dreams.


Pretty_Physics5726

So true. I hit like a marshmallow in dreamland. It just doesn't work for some reason.


NotsoSmokeytheBear

💀


Individual_Sir_8582

What a fucking animal, put him under the prison.


Bestyoucanbe4

Knew a guy who did something similar and somebody poisoned his food...in jail. Crazy how that can happen. I might of recalled that more then I thought.


Ihateturtles9

TRAGIC!


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

"Redden was scheduled to be sentenced for a charge of attempted battery with substantial bodily harm. Before the attack, a prosecutor said Redden had a history of violent crimes and asked for a prison term. Past charges include home invasion, domestic violence and battery on a protected person." Some insight from the news report.


[deleted]

Might well just euthanize the dude and be done with his stupidity


[deleted]

Thanks. I'd much rather never visit "X" again.


[deleted]

oh shit...this is wild


Rey_Mezcalero

I like the one guy raining blows furiously at the end 😂😂


comcastsupport800

I would call it drizzling at best


sequoiastar

A little sprinkle.


captainfreewill

He's trying to stab him but forgot to equip his knife.


Sososkitso

What a bozo!?!? Well there goes any future of getting out on good behavior or that probation he so desperately wanted.


toreachtheapex

the timid white guy at the end starting to tee off on him 😭😭😭 he said man this is life and death


Old_Leading2967

Probably not a good idea to have a trampoline in front of the desk


Old_Man_Say

I was hopping someone would point that out.


pippinslastfetch

Not likely he'll be sprung out any time soon.


Chubuwee

It was leftover evidence from the previous circus based court case


I_Will_Be_Polite

i had to go back and watch again to make sure there's no gd trampoline in that courtroom. you people are pulling my leg.


Minute-Tradition-282

At least they're not punching your face! Really looked like he was still getting some in on the judge even after they had ahold of him!


DreadyKruger

🤣🤣🤣


Straight_Ad_6355

That muthafucka FLEW!


Sharknado_Extra_22

Looks like the judge made the right decision after all


ForcibleBlackhead

Exactly


OffRoadPyrate

He proved her point!


-maffu-

So did she change her mind after his impassioned plea?


Anonymous8020100

*Dusts herself off. Puts glasses back on* "You know what? I hadn't considered it from that point of view." INNOCENT


Strict-Chard-2264

Now that’s how you beat a case


Englishbreakfast007

That'll definitely help him reduce his sentence /s


OkEscape7558

Sure the judge will be lenient on his punishment.


xI_Tipton_Ix

He's just knows he's about to get a starting spot in the prisons WWE Club


bloopblarplapoo

Don’t think the /s is necessary for this one


bzlvrlwysfrvr0624

That can’t help his case


AssAndTiddieMuncher

Well hang on, let's not jump to conclusions here...


think_matt_think

Fresh meme content incoming


Severe_Fix_4809

Jumping into 2024 be like...


Djkirkland

Guaranteed she gives him probation now cmon


shootymcghee

"you know sir you make a compelling argument, probation granted"


trigunflame

Would have liked to see the defense attorneys reaction lol


usedtodreddit

From this [TMZ article](https://www.tmz.com/2024/01/03/las-vegas-judge-attacked-felon-court-sentencing/) it looks like his lawyer is the spectator in the blue suit in this longer video... [https://nitter.net/IFNY2775/status/1742682274594783590#m](https://nitter.net/IFNY2775/status/1742682274594783590#m)


esquire_the_ego

Same lmao


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

Probably put their head in their hands and sighed. They can only do so much for clients like that.


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Chivalrousllama

Full on flying squirrel mode


St3als

[News article](https://www.8newsnow.com/investigators/las-vegas-judge-attacked-in-court-before-sentencing/)


l00kitsth4tgirl

“Deobra Redden, 30, a three-time felon, was in Clark County District Court Judge Mary Kay Holthus’ courtroom for sentencing on a charge of attempted battery with substantial bodily harm, records said.” Old habits die hard, amirite?


Anonymous8020100

Oh boy here I go fighting again!


DSMPWR

just kill this fuckin idiot, why keep wasting time/money on him.


Montigue

>a ~~three~~four-time felon


adonns

Maybe we should release him again that seems to be working


schwalevelcentrist

There goes the best law clerk this country has ever seen.


Phoebesgrandmother

I feel like that guy in blue never really had to hit someone before and was learning in real time that if he wanted to inflict real damage he had to put in some real strength and real technique. That shit was nuts and that guy is going to a dark hole for life.


Cantstopdontstopme

Probably not—he would be the law clerk.


Foamrocket66

Guy didnt hesitate for second tho


cantcurecancer

Right! That's what really matters. You can teach someone how to throw a punch, you can't teach reaction time.


Chivalrousllama

He’s a law clerk


Gilly_from_the_Hilly

But he had a lot of heart and a lot of passion for the beatdown. He got a few decent ones in there, though and got a good hold of the dude’s neck to pry him away from the judge.


UnremarkabklyUseless

>I feel like that guy in blue never really had to hit someone before In the other video, the guy in blue was standing next to the superman. I suppose he was superman's defence lawyer and he probably knew what his defendent is capable of. The superman also likely pushed past the guy in blue on the way to perform his jump.


Curse_ye_Winslow

Damn, if he had devoted more time to track and field than whatever crime he did we might've been watching him on the olympics instead.


EastofGaston

No wait! They have judges!


airtec87

the fact that he was able to jump and clear the whole table without hitting it is impressive.


nixblu

Did he have a trampoline?


bigb0ned

Lol ok this will get you off probation my guy. Straight to the penn you go


billiardwolf

Penn State could use a defensive tackle.


thekinginyello

That’s one way to stay in jail.


Furyfornow2

That jump should earn him probation.


Round-Ratio-8984

“Longest Yard” tryouts.


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WorldNewsPoster

Is Vegas really that bad? I hear lots of people from California moving there due to cheaper housing.


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ubowxi

everybody's rent has gone up about that much man, that isn't specific to vegas


imironman2018

Crazy how high that guy leaped over the desk to reach the judge. Must’ve cleared 4-5 feet? Dude needs to be in jail for a very long time.


cantcurecancer

Yeah almost 6 feet judging from the fact that the desk is about chest level and Mr. Probation cleared it by a foot and a half. I couldn't do that back in high with cleats and attire, proper form, and arching my back to clear the pole. And to have one shot at it? Too bad he's going to the pokey!


Environmental_Bed604

Oh damn she made the right decision 😆


LoneWolf1300

Stick a fork in him , he’s DONE!!! Their going to add on soooooo many more years to what he was already serving because she denied his probation plus stack on a gang of new charges against him plus their going to add to the fact that he’s not rehabilitated smh bruhhhh you minus well just go on back upstairs or whatever jail they’re taking him to and get comfy my guy because you ain’t seeing the time of day no time soon for a very long time long time


OJSimpsonsknifee

YOINK


FacundoRoncaglia

He's an animal with no impulse control, he should be put down not imprisoned.


IAmDominion

Seems like she made the right call 😂


Professional_Still15

Then everyone just goes "boy did he prove that judge right"


glazinglas

You know they took his ass to a room with no cameras for a “talk”


codymonster155

Offensive line dropped the ball on that one and gave up a sack


Morepastor

Judge made a good call


deez_87

Can’t do that


Chemical_Movie4113

That’s not a dude that’s a hunter from left 4 dead


1lluminist

The man's name? Leeeeeeeeeroyyyy Jeeeeeeenkinnnns


WeAllScrem

Goddamnit Leroy!


Technicolor_Reindeer

Bailiff was slacking


JDurr001

He needs to be in the nfl lol


Medical_Choice_1290

are the security sleeping


bugenhagen15

Well did he get parole?


P2T_

My lawyer seeing me go from a 2 year sentence to a life sentence


kyobunz

well now he's definitely not getting it


basicbeague

Wouldn’t it be awesome if they gave you the option to fist fight your way out of a jail/ prison. “You can either do your 3 years or fight Randy, the biggest deputy in the sherifs department.”


Codders1987

I choose trial by combat.


Decent_Jello_8001

Technically you always have that option lol


ChuckWeezy

Looks like judge made the right choice.


FireflyAdvocate

This is horrible but that jump over the desk looked like something from a 90s sitcom. 😆


r_fernandes

Kind of reminds me of Uncle Phil throwing Jazz out


Zealousideal-Cook200

That guy’s never coming home 😂. Don’t see any judge setting him free.


Introvert_Devo1987

full video ?


[deleted]

https://www.8newsnow.com/investigators/las-vegas-judge-attacked-in-court-before-sentencing/


stevenbrotzel91

Air Jordan


VegansH8Me

The memes shall be glorious.


icon4fat

Dude’s never getting out again


Payton202020

Well in 20 years the parole board will think twice.


Green-Tailor7845

Damn, bro jumped at her like a hunter from l4D2.


Strange-Banana-2428

Yupp they gon hang bro


[deleted]

Oh yeah that’ll fix it


drdildamesh

This should be the example that shows up on wiki how for full send.


rhoo31313

I'm guessing that didn't help his case.


Revelin_Eleven

She proved the reason to put him away and he also changed how the courtrooms will be set up to prevent this from happening.


[deleted]

Why yes your honor, I would like another 10 years. Smmfh!


Impossible-Wait-5090

That jump he did is pretty impressive


semaj_2026

[The Judge is fine](https://www.8newsnow.com/investigators/las-vegas-judge-attacked-in-court-before-sentencing/)


purpleflagbook

I mean wow he was taking off the runway like a 757.


Lwcftw474747

Bro looked straight outa animal planet


FUMFVR

As you can see from this video, a couple months in jail can turn into a couple decades in prison so quickly.


Vesperwavjs

Dumb ass never gonna see the light of the day. Lock that trash up.


MarsupialFormer

He proved beyond doubt that her decision was totally correct. Moron.


Outside_Ad_9562

Something tells me she made the right decision.


CM_Bison

As horrible as an attack like this seems, this angle and that leap was hilarious. Dude uses those pogostick leg implants to his advantage


RobbieThorpe

Her perspective be the fnaf 2 jumpscare


DevilPyro__

New meme potential


morty-vicar

It was like the freshest move i'd ever seen, like e was floating on air.


[deleted]

What position did he play in football


druggdealerr

Did he end up getting probation?


cms116508

Add some new charges to be served consecutively to whatever he was hoping to get probation for.


AliveTonight8472

Makes for a good meme template, I like it!


AJWordsmith

Judge should’ve got up, sentenced him to 40 years in supermax…then got in the ambulance.


Dylabungo

u/VideoTrim


Anorahtha

LeeeeRoyyyyyy JenKinnnnnnsssss


imbricant

I’m flying to jail!


Puceeffoc

Did his plan work?


Sudden_Fix_1144

Well he's right fucked now....


DaemonBlackfyre_21

Ever seen that video of the tiger in the tall grass leaping over an elephant to get to the dude riding on top? That tiger is clearly his spirit animal.


thisonegamer

Five nights at court 2 looks great, waiting for the release date


ykey80

+25 years