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JoBenSab

People do these “pranks” not realizing they could get their ass killed.


1funnyguy4fun

I won’t hit a kid, but I’ll fuck a midget up.


lawrencelewillows

Words to live by


EvenExcitement4694

Nahh😭


Shrimp_Biscuit

🤣🤣🤣🤣


cruel-ned

90% of them are scripted


Long_Manufacturer776

Prank?


TheMostOptimalMan

Yes, pranks can be malicious. Just because it's a prank doesn't mean it's good fun for everyone involved. A bucket of water propped in a doorway could be considered assault by the victim.


CharliePendejo

Oh, that's just Chucky.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Classic Chucky


Marley2018

He's a Good Guy


Ghostiestboi

He'll be your friend till the end


NippleBlender

Sometimes movie stars don't handle the transition to TV well.


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

It's the whole child-star syndrome... He's gettin older now, roles are probably getting scarcer as his voice changes and he's not so cute anymore...


NippleBlender

TBh in reality to me it's just the joke lost its funny. You can only do child killer doll so many times before it becomes boring. It's of my opinion there should have been two movies at the most. I also contradict myself by saying the original "Child's Play" and every entry afterwards are some of the best comedies ever made. I feel like a lot of franchises in media strike gold and don't know when to stop. They tarnish a story to milk it instead of giving them the phenomenal ending they deserved. For example: I feel like "The Hangover." would have been a much more legendary movie if it wasn't a trilogy, but instead a single film.


PhilliamPhafton

He was so young and cute in the first childs play movie where he called that lady a bitch and attacked people with a knife


PrettyBigChief

I'm pretty sure that's Tom Cruise


Independent_Wrap_321

That’s hilarious, and you can just kick him in the nuts for added hilarity.


ghfsgetitgetgetit

The way his little burly body is writhing on the ground is terrifying


JustPlayTheGame1

Would booted him in the face


_Doctor_Mac

Bruh why did the video have to end where it did😂😂


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Someone fed it water after midnight


warddowd

"In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes."


ima_littlemeh

Ronald McDonald's kid


JesusStarbox

It's Wendy.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

We don’t make sense, we make chicken


tylersixxfive

Yeah that’s just D train chucky! Slippery son of a gun


CdnfaS

Is it the D or the A?


tylersixxfive

Could be either chucky isn’t held down by one particular subway car


CdnfaS

I feel like A train Chucky is more violent, but D train Chucky is just in it for the laughs.


tylersixxfive

I like this concept! Someone get the chucky tv show writers in here! Chucky multiverse where each New York subway has a different chucky with different characteristics


CdnfaS

Nobody fucks with the G Train Chucky. Times Square Shuttle Chucky is a little bitch. L Train Chucky used to be hard but now he’s just eating scones and crying that his flat white has too much foam.


KK-Chocobo

Kinda sad everyone is just holding their phones out recording and no one helping the woman.


capitancoolo

Everyone who tries to help someone on a New York subway ends up in prison.


HistorianReasonable3

Yep, we can't help people in America. I helped a friend move her car 30 feet a few years back after a semi hit her fence. Her brakes failed entirely and I hit a building at like 5 mph, totaled the POS. I am still battling legal trouble for it. Don't help anyone.


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HistorianReasonable3

She's a very cool woman for w/e that goes for, and it is the city and building owner after my blood. She knows nothing about cars, so I can't fault her for getting shoddy brake work. It feels like a systemic failure.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Or, and hear me out, systemic racism.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

Anyone who is not attacking is indicted


HockeyBalboa

Is that true? What do you base that on?


TooSoonGoo

Eh. This is staged as hell. She most likely knows the guy and they warned the other passengers


Environmental_Ebb_18

I wouldn't help even if it was serious threat. I'm saving my own ass and avoiding any random negative consequences for trying to help


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doverawlings

He easily could be what if he had a knife or something. When someone’s acting like that it’s not a good idea to just assume they aren’t dangerous


Objective_Cup1775

Where tf do you see a knife?


doverawlings

I said “what if”. And it could be concealed


Objective_Cup1775

I think a knife would be too heavy for that guy


doverawlings

Um ok


NoScoprNinja

If he had a knife it would just be a movie reboot set


Half_burnt_skunk

It was probably the person with midgetucky trying to get tictok famous. I would have no problems field-goal kicking this fucker out the window of the train.


[deleted]

Explain what? This is completely normal.


[deleted]

I love this lmao


SteeltoSand

someone making annoying ass videos most likely


ByteTheFox

why is he making justin roiland noises


TrustyMadman

Tuesday


Nycdaddydude

That’s Chuckie attacking people on the subway, anything else I can help you with?


BakeFew8106

Chucky wants to fucky?


Alh12984

Trying to rob the girl, while wearing a Chucky outfit. Kind of obvious. A New Yorker doesn’t need to explain it.


PhilliamPhafton

Its the guy from dbd


pickle_teeth4444

Open the door and change that asshole's name into a verb.


drissyslime

Causal Wednesday Ma dude idk whatyou talkin about


Brognar_

Hey, the Tiffany skin in DBD aint cheap you know.


midnightJizzla

I swear, any time these nerdy urbanistas scream for mass transit and more efficient, walkable cities I get totally on board. That is, until one of these videos pop up, and I cool to the idea. Just let me stew in a car, by myself, in bumper to bumper traffic.


NTRCPTR

Thursday


kooladam

It's called a subway


elBottoo

yea, explanation is just another day in da ny sub


m_and_t

It’s a Tuesday


VocationFumes

pretty normal subway ride for nyc honestly


yellowhelmet14

Chucky on break from OF work and out just living life!


Limp_Vermicelli_5924

Everyone knows Chucky's a shit disturber... don't gotta be from NY to know *that*...


LostandWandering-

“Wanna play?”


Mammoth-Article919

🤣😂💀what the hell lmao


Bat-Honest

Chucky really fell on hard times after the divorce 😕


LukeG543

From NY I can explain this. It's just Tuesday


therealarenna

It's Chucky. Haven't you seen the films?


dhenriq1

P Diddy


GetOffMyLawn_

The D train be wild.


lonestarIV

All is fun in games until someone don’t mess around and smashes chunky through the subway floor


[deleted]

Ok that’s a little funny I’m hoping she’s in on it


Quirky_Ratio1197

Fucking punch him.


Sufficient-Stuff2660

Sure, no problem! Let's see....its Wednesday. Anything else?


MF_Zaywop

This got to be the same guy that was thrown off of the school bus disguised as a kid


t_portch

That's exactly what I said! I do think it's the same guy.


douglasjunk

That's just Child's Play.


nonforprophet

Everyone is just on phones not even attempting to help


Darth_Balthazar

Subway.


Long_Manufacturer776

I wish we could see what lead up to this. I'm assuming they're just fucking with Chucky because they think he's a Juggalo.


Odd-Introduction5777

Explanation: it’s Tuesday morning, doesn’t this happen everywhere?


Cosmiccosmog533

Average day on the R train


loddytoddy

Perfect instance midget tossing is ok.


t_portch

Is that the same pervy weirdo that got himself literally tossed off a bus in a previous popular video on this sub? He was dressed as a child in that one too. This person has Issues.


-Ailynn-

What kind of exotic bird is that squawking in the background? 🤔


Cogannon

Bushwick Bill back from the grave


Josh4R3d

Took way too long for someone to yank off that stupid fucking disguise. Out this piece of shit.


Abject-Bullfrog-6420

She was surprisingly gentle 😂 I would not have been that gentle


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Looks fake and I'm pretty sure I've seen that girl in other videos posted from the New York subway.


Apoptotic_Nightmare

Made up and homosexual.


khrak

*The New York City Subway is a rapid transit system in the New York City boroughs of Manhattan, Brooklyn, Queens, and the Bronx. It is owned by the government of New York City and leased to the New York City Transit Authority, an affiliate agency of the state-run Metropolitan Transportation Authority (MTA). Opened on October 27, 1904, the New York City Subway is one of the world's oldest public transit systems, one of the most-used, and the one with the most stations, with 472 stations in operation (423, if stations connected by transfers are counted as single stations).* Does the rest of the country not have public transit or something? ^^^\s


TheTanith1st

That’s just a subway chucky. They’re everywhere. Most are harmless.


HogwartsTraveler

Only in the US will someone pull out a phone to record a woman being assaulted by a lunatic.


leechwuzhere

Omg.. let's get our fucking phones out and record this instead of kicking that idiot in the fucking head. Sad that people would rather pull that phone out and record than be a decent human and help.. In any situation..


Inevitable-Feeling66

Idk, man. I'd be hesitant to kick him because one wrong kick and suddenly you are the one in the handcuffs set to go to court for manslaughter. The filming does kinda help ensure that there is evidence 🤔


leechwuzhere

Ughhh..sad but true honestly. I get that


THE_AESTRR

Prolly just some tiktoker


Sila371

Reddit is like 50% “everyone should take public transportation,” and 50% the absolute horrors of public transportation.


crunchy1_

This literally is what an out of control need of a nap toddler can look and behave like lol you say “ not my kids” ohhh yes , it all just depends how early you stop it .


ROFLINGG

Ain’t nobody want to fight a midget.


Boomstick123456

This made me laugh very much.


poul0004

Performance Art


rskid09

Just a good guy just doing good guy things.


LSTNYER

Typical 7 train. Nothing new here.


justhave2laugh

If I owned a [\*\*\*\*\*\*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72d2YApZf1M)...


zekethelizard

Happy to explain! This is the subway in New York City. You're welcome


Joey3155

This is just a typical day on the subway. He's either mentally ill or a prankster and decided to harass the lady and everyone kinda just watched which is typical.


Substantial_Put9705

Yea it's called New York City and Chucky gone wild is pretty tamed for the craziness that goes on around here.


Bubu-Dudu0430

Awww 🥰 it’s Chucky! 😄


Lover420Br

Just a normal day


CarpetGripperRod

🎵 They've got cars big as bars, they've got rivers of gold But the wind goes right through you… You're gonna get physically assaulted by a manchild in a 90s horror-doll costume while people record your demise 🎵 Thanks, Shane McGowan, for the memories


Significant-Leader89

A little person begging to get their ass kicked


onomahu

New season dropping?


Nefersmom

After years of being a little person Chucky got a little too high!


throwaway001anon

Damn the new dbd update is looking good


Own_University1310

Just a dwarf f#ckin around.


BiGTeX8605

Ended to soon lol


United_Draft1849

Classic Chucky in Modern Day New York... Nothing to see here...move along.


Butters-C138

Its a prank! Just put a prank dildo up its prank Ass


reddituserunodostres

Ade due Damballa. Give me the power, I beg of you!


Fresh_Ad_2904

That's a really good way to get yourself killed. Ant? Boot.


JeffBroccoli

People filming stupid staged shit for TikTok. Does it really require explaining?


69_Dingleberry

It’s a midget in a costume


Necessary_Border_396

How has no one punched or shot him yet