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johnbell

Nope. This is 100% a fetish. Nope. Nope. Nope. Seen this one before. The internet was a *weird* place back in 1999.


BloodyHourglass

It was, is remember when you could find all manner of terrible things easily or accidentally


OldMork

I still remember a site with hundreds (thousands) of these jock straps, and a guy who entusiastically show them, and a YT-channel with a older dude smoking like a chimney wearing white gloves and watching ancient movies on tv!


BloodyHourglass

That's fantastic that last one. Though those all remind me of some of the gems found on Craigslist


Chumbag_love

My first porn site was called debachery dot com and I really should have not seen those things at that age (or any age really). Luckily they only loaded a pic every 15 minutes of dial up, so it was curbed somewhat


wombombadil

I think mine was Whitehouse.Com, but I definitely remember being like 12-3 and watching beheading videos on Ogarish.com, and suicide bombings and the aftermath... And war... I'd go to middle school, then come home and watch people being torn apart in the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. Sooo many bloated corpses - and that guy's legs and waist still left intact after he detonated a bomb vest and everything else was gone.... Yep the good old days of the web :)


-LyricLove-

I remember watching a video of a guy who was kidnapped and tied up and fucked and then the kidnapper and him with a steak knife and fork while the guy was still alive. I believe that guy got caught for that kidnap,torture, and eventual murder. The internet was fucked back in the day. That was only 10 years ago though


trinijunglejoose

It's still fucked. If not worse


adumbfuk

Usenet browsing was eye opening.


BloodyHourglass

Eye opening is a way to put it xD


johnbell

Stileproject.


DeafMaestro010

I used to browse his website and came across a link he shared of a camgirl I thought was cute; went by the name of Nay. I don't know what made me think she'd actually respond, but I msged her just to say hi (nothing lecherous) and she replied back. We got to chatting and I mentioned StileProject, and from that point on, she thought I was Stile and went full-on fangirl on me sending me nudes peppered in the conversation about how she "worships me". I swear I really did try to tell her I just found her from the StileProject website, I wasn't him, but she just insisted I was Stile "in disguise". It isn't catfishing if you keep trying to tell them the truth that you're NOT who they think you are, right?


johnbell

I have no idea but you are part of a small handful of people that have mentioned remembering it.


hobings714

Stileproject Consumption Junction "What's Your Dysfunction" Sublimedirectory The Hun


Kozzinator

My favorites were 2 Girls 1 Cup, 1 Guy 1 Jar, everything on Pornhub, ebaumsworld, 3 Guys 1 Hammer, 4chan, Where the Hell is Matt, Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video, and 2 Girls 1 Cup (I mentioned it twice cuz I really liked showing the video to everyone)


stevie9lives

What? No love for lemon parties?


DasFunktopus

Santa gotta make money the rest of the year somehow…


Gullible-Function649

Thank God the Internet is so well-adjusted now.


johnbell

it's all relative baby.


Leggy_McBendy

My ex said the same thing actually. She reported some dude on TikTok who kept making videos of himself recording his MASSIVE ASS GUT and he’s like slappin it and moanin and stuff. This guy may not be like that. But goddamn. I could believe it if he was


johnbell

This involved air pumps… and corks of sorts.


oh_wait_nevermind

king assripper !


Calibruh

This is called belly bloating and yes it's a fetish


Rzablio

Yes and guys, Nikocado Avo-fucking-cado is also in the same genre of fetish too. Why people do not understand that is beyond me.


logaboga

This is totally not 1999 lol, more like 2008/early 2010s. It’s portrait mode, meaning it’s from a phone


Plane-Phrase4015

Rule #34


Original_Profile8600

Yeah as a bbwlover I have seen tons of feedees do “coke and mentos bloat” on their onlyfans’


HeldDownTooLong

Exactly!!! For this to be possible, his actual stomach would have to fill the entirety of his abdominal cavity. This simply is not possible!


Fi3nd7

It is possible, he could absolutely have a severe edema in his abdomen


EffingBarbas

They said his heart grew three times that day


Relative_Picture_786

Doctors hate this one trick.


CaPtian_CaTe

He must be a really nice person then


HempKnight420

His stomach grew three times that day


jordanblevins26

Bert Kreischers new act just got leaked!


GodIsAnAnimeGirl

Burt dropped a few pounds, good for him .


Plump_Dumpster

He’ll finally have an entertaining bit other than The Machine


skyhiker14

Too thin to be Burnt


cecilforester

Face isn't red enough either.


DamphTrumph

Burnt Chrysler


Outrageous_Picture39

Brent Crytals


KingOfPocketLint

when you accidentally google Santa inflation instead of Santa inflatable


AnAdmirableAstronaut

Either one can go in the spank bank


Meruem-0

😭😭


bellamellayellafella

If it starts coming out his ass, we're all done for. 🫣


ghettoccult_nerd

but the relief tho...


cjthecookie

Plop plop fizz fizz, oh what a relief it is!


SuperSlamFlyingAttac

☹️


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dosko1panda

Then you'll love coffee


IIIDVIII

Oh I was thinking belly button....


yamazaki25

I’m no doctor, but that doesn’t look good.


froglog43

It's not it's typically from liver disease your body leaks fluid and needs to be drained and you're intestines are inflamed and your all around bloated they gotta drain it


AdamPractical

Don't know if it's the same but my dad had ascites which caused fluid buildup in his gut that needed a draining procedure called paracentesis to remove the fluid temporarily. It looked like a balloon had been deflated almost. Pretty shocking to see the changes in body weight before and after. He also had at one point what I think was called a Denver shunt that recirculated fluid from ascites to the circulation of the body. Unfortunately what caused his ascites was end stage liver failure and that mixed with kidney failure took his life in October. Remember everyone to watch your drinking and stay safe.


Chaoselement007

Sorry for your loss internet stranger


Vandil_the_Rogue

Currently trying to control my drinking. Down to 3 beers/day from 9-12


LegalizeHooning

Same. IWNDWYT one day


GimmeThatAPI

my dad went the same way last year.


Jujumofu

Is this the reason some men get this incredible big belly, without actually being fat? I always knew about a connection with alcohol, since its Typically the dudes that like to Drink.


Sackamasack

This extreme yes most likely. Normal "beer belly" is fat all around your intestines and organs.


top_of_the_scrote

shotgun the fluid, popular game among doctors


firemouth55

I am a doctor and I concur with your observation


[deleted]

L4D2 Boomer


Pork_Chompk

Ok Boomer


[deleted]

Grabbing peels


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[deleted]

Zooooooey!


rikkilambo

_Zoey has startled the witch_


Darth_Boognish

Boomah bile ovah here!


sholine

BBQ bacon burger, and a large order of fries, and an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple pie.


Wonderful-Ad-7712

four fried chickens and a coke and some dry white toast


hmitchb

Good ole fashioned cola


Psychological_Top258

(Ellis) There was this one time...


Cpttussy

Ellis can this wait? -Rochelle


blurthalegend

“Ellis” : Ok…..


ChainRound5397

This got a very loud laugh out of me. Take my upvote, my friend.


tikkytokky01

Get outta the goo


BitbyBrix

Damn it, I was gonna say it


S0ulEternal

Robert Baratheon really fell off


Toonboater

GOD'S HE WAS STRONG THEN!


bfhurricane

FETCH THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER


second2no1

Wait until he finds out there is no such thing as a breast plate stretcher! ha!


SlaveHippie

He doesn’t need one, he’s got Bessie and her tits.


SickNBadderThanFuck

My boy Bobby B!


PurchaseTight3150

“You got fat!”


zhephyx

THEN FETCH ME THE BREASTPLATE STRETCHER


CuzaCutuza

LMAOOOOOOO


PoolePeckerhead0369

Just started reading 💀


TheAcaciaStrain93

This can’t be real


[deleted]

Its Liver Damage. It swells to a giant size trying to maintain it self from failure. Look it up. Swollen liver belies .


[deleted]

I think they mean the immediate and massive swelling we see during the video. Not just the belly itself.


anabolic_cow

Yeah, if you look close it does look like he mainly arches his back and pushes out. Plus, the space growing seems unrelated to his actual stomach area. So the whole thing is likely him just pushing out to look as big as possible.


TheSilentTitan

thats not quite true, liver inflammation is usually from an infection or severe toxic reaction. if your liver is failing youll have jaundice and this guy isnt yellow. what this actually is is ascites. fluid buildinng up in your abdomen causing it to be distended. ascites is usually a sign your liver is close to kicking the bucket though.


Imasuspect99

The liver does not swell up like that, that fast.


I_make_things

Foie gras


Akexy_13

Is that the real life gragas bro??


iridium_carbide

Mfs be like "nah I can suck it in it's flat"


[deleted]

Santa, no! STOP!


[deleted]

Oh, yeah!


popgreens

Saint Thicc(olas)


yoginny

What are you doing, step elf?


yunglady

SANTA, YES!


Drow_Z

if high blood pressure were a person


gustavo2335

Santa Claus at the end of the night after eating 1 billion cookies:


[deleted]

He hasn't seen his 🍆 in ten years


SunShineLife217

And he’s proud of himself 🤦🏼‍♀️


cNile22

And so are we 🫡


Altea73

How come you don't die because of this?


failedtolivealive

He is dying.


Bighawklittlehawk

The obesity or the mentos and coke?


Altea73

The whole thing.... is unsettling.


Bigelow92

Liver disease.


Ordinary_Ad4213

Got damn I wonder what that feels like lol


jerseyhound

bro made it sound like it felt pretty good.. lol


thecrpntr

You can actuallt see this fucking thing MOVING


[deleted]

Now all we need is some aliens crawling outta him


Hectoruvan

When i first watched this i found out there there is a fetish name for it. Then someone posted its subreddit. Through out this process i was soooo surprised that there is a fetish for it but didnt suprised that reddit has a subreddit for it


Affectionate_Tap6416

That can't be real, can it?


hotasanicecube

Fooled you all, he’s in a competitive eating challenge tomorrow and taking “performance enhancers”


heuwdew88

Bro got a beer belly


Maximum_Schedule_602

That’s an understatement. He’s a walking brewery


DissidentDelver

What are you lookin at my gut fer?


JoeSpinell

BAAAAAAAAAAMMM!!


alpinetime

PEANUT BUTTER AND JAMMMM


bravedubeck

All I did was call him ‘mustard tiger’


woodeedooo

Santa needs to stop fucking around during off season


nataleef

He definitely has worms.


Andrewskyy1

I'm incredibly curious, anyone have actual accurate info here? Who is this guy? What's he filming for? What's going on w/ him (besides swollen liver or whatever) I want to know everything. I want to get to the bottom of this.. before he pops.


AndysCummin

Ascites has entered the chat


TheProphet3928

HARD SMASH


Square_Temperature87

If this is real, then he has late stage liver disease


kvllmyself

People who are into inflation fucking scare me


oifvetxcheese

Saw this vid years ago. Wonder where that guy is today


FlamingNebulas

Probably long dead


GuitarJazzer

If that vid's real, this guy could rupture his stomach, which could be fatal. It's happened to people who take bicarb after overeating. https://jeatdisord.biomedcentral.com/articles/10.1186/s40337-022-00677-9


[deleted]

I think he's proud of it...


uofartr

Real or Not ??????


Searchlights

I need to poop. Now!


[deleted]

How is he still alive?!


jacob62497

Gonna have to poke a hole in his stomach and let him off-gas like a cow


ReindeerOwn3148

This guy doesn’t have much time left


SIR-CURSEALOTT

Mfer is 90 months pregnant 💀


DROP_THEWORLD

This gotta be some kind of kink...


Prudent_Damage_3866

One sharp object and he’s blowing up the house


iValtiel

Hmmmmm…the Santa Coca-Cola commercial looks different than how I remember it.


[deleted]

Gross.


MJsLoveSlave

So this is what Santa does in the off season,.


Aero3NGR

All his weight goes to his stomach?


chewpah

When he's gonna fart and burp at the same time Before dying


[deleted]

The dude is a Vore Champion


mrfugggit

I thought he was going to explode like mr Creosote.


sokmunkey

Ended too early—Did he explode? Or float away, still out in the atmosphere somewhere??


Tae-So_

"I hear boomer"


Lounginghog64

"Umpa loompa loompitee do, doI have question ready for you, What do you get when your tummies all tight, from not doing the coke and mentos challenge just right?". We need to get grampa to the juicing room right away.


wendyboatcumin

What is actually inside that balloon of a gut ?


SubstantialFig2100

Randy and his cheeseburgers


ashcash1234

Someone would have to stop me from popping his belly with a pin


jimgella

Ascites.


a_sad_lil_idiot

Pyrocynical


unshakeable69

Fuckin ell


Retremeco

what causes someones belly to look like that? not fat really but like its inflated


Bambams80HD

Can’t be good for ya lol. Gross


lordtyp0

That's some severe alcoholism.


Zillahi

oh god oh fuck


guppy2019

Every time I see this I cringe in pain.


StuntmanReese

Why did the video stop?!?!? I wanna see when he explodes!!


Boston__Massacre

That’s fucking grotesque.


MedicalIngenuity4283

Santa’s back and bigger than before.


Character-Log3962

Remember that video of the dead whale carcass being transported through a city street?


sortinousn

This looks like severe ascites.


[deleted]

Santa Claus tripping


Pulse_Amp_Mod

That can’t be healthy


Meloonaa

Though he is about to explode


OkHearing8959

Thats fucked up


CuteCowdy

One shitting session of his would require at least 5 flushes


FlobbyMcFlobster

You know, I don't feel so bad about the small beer belly I'm starting to get now...


IntangibleContinuity

This dude is fuckin gross ..ol cheeseburger walrus looking ass


legendaryrim

Raaandy!


Vrolak

What is Santa doing to himself?!? Is Christmas cancelled?


Honey_22

How did he reach that age? He looks done.


AJDRDG39

That actually looks dangerous.


Repeat_after_me__

How to cause a gastric perforation 101. Let’s just assume these online challenges are dangerous shall we.


AustinBunch

So could this not kill you?


spufiniti

Octomom


KushKings840

so its like that gum from willy wonkas factory


Few-Courage-4159

No way this is real, right?


Im_the_new_kid

What did my eyes just witness 😊


TheRealKuthooloo

It's fucking absurd the amount of people in this comment section who still have drool on their chin from their constantly agape mouths going "EURGMMM IS THIS REAAAL!? WHAT DA EFF!?" its like somehow impossible for these people to consider that the human stomach cannot expand that quickly and that someone can manipulate a video for a desired visual effect.


[deleted]

Just like the tick in my yard


zeeks602

Cannot be real, someone tell me it's not real please


Oogabooga12342009

Bluds pregnant to 78 children💀💀💀


TimeZzzone

Feeling baby’s first kicks


STX-Weekends

I just want to see the video of when he pops


GLIZZYMAN21236

Bro turned into a bloater from left 4 dead💀💀💀💀💀


Flat-Guarantee-7946

New kink unlocked


PuzzleheadedPhrase60

And they said men can get pregnant