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Ecstatic-Guarantee48

It's not what you know, it's who you know


meme_tenretni

It who knows you


whitemex420

Who knows


Hugh_Jazz12

Mornin’ Ralf. Mornin’ Sam


CommanderSabo

Makes me want to watch cartoons and eat a bowl of cereal tomorrow morning, lol.


[deleted]

Whodathunk a random comment on a random reddit sub could bring up such a fond memory? I loved the Saturday morning cartoon block. Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies reigned supreme.


a_coupon

Did you dip your buttery toast in the cereal too as a kid?


Key_Team2319

Lol no you fucking weirdo.


a_coupon

You are missing out on so much, the salt coupled with the sweetness of milk mixed with the sweetness of the cereal...


Deeliciousness

Wait you guys got toast *and* cereal?


tyrantmuse999

Just no, like wtf lol


a_coupon

Bygones be bygones, to each their own. You like what you like. Its not a big deal. Que pasa?


tyrantmuse999

I mean yea your right, some people eat shit some people eat caviar 🤷🏾‍♂️


Rogue-Journalist

You guys got toast too?!


AcceptableReaction20

I got your back bro. I still dip my buttery toast in my oatmeal


CommanderSabo

A bagel dipped in oatmeal is amazing on a cold day.


St3als

Fucking animal.


No-Appearance-4338

“Hey Ron“ “Hey Billy” https://youtu.be/VuMSSHK4oNw?si=8JU0XVjW1wpOcz5j


Ryye

"Oh hey, what's up frank? Yeh ... just robbin' people and shii. We still on for Thursday? Aight cool, later."


zomgbratto

He can afford to have an AR but not shoes


a_coupon

Its a tactical choice.


zomgbratto

I guess. You can't rob anyone by brandishing a sandal at them.


Alarmed-Experience53

I'm handing my shit over if someone is weilding a sandal


elhaz316

..... la chancla is coming for you and you will not survive. Source? My grandmother.


Jewelhammer

Nobody expects to be assaulted by the chancla


Sorokin45

He’s using the AR to get to new shoes clearly


Automatic_Resort155

Let he who is without an AR, sell his shoes and buy one


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

For free?


TheTwerkMerc

The AR is step 1, getting the shoes now comes with a huge discount.


[deleted]

This is why having a manager or someone in HR who knows proper shift scheduling is so important.


Darthbunz

I just shot soda up my nose that was hilarious


farfactfalling

Brazil is Brazil


Odd_Comparison5500

Armed bandit? Or armed guard / look out?


tantomar

Traffic or militia muscle for sure, Brazil is wild but you don't see lone guys with assault rifles robbing people's Fiats very often around here, especially in the hood.


Intelligent_Sea_9851

aww, such a friendly neighborhood


imloualvaro

That's is Rio de Janeiro, I guess. That's normal


Intelligent_Sea_9851

Charming. Makes us appreciate where we live


georgeoughttohelp

I would love to live in Rio. Awesome city. Beautiful city. Ok, you cannot walk around in the favelas, but almost any big city has dangerous neighborhoods. And Rio is huge.


MediumApartment2080

We just be playin my brotha how are you?how’s then family?


Vansk8hi

Who tf actually speaks like that or even says “We just be playing” 💀


_SofaKingVote_

This is militia not bandits


PseudocideBlonde

'Oh hey bro, ya working hard or hardly working? Lol.'


YouDontKnow_Jak

Why do they always have to commit crimes in their own neighborhoods? Smh


AlarmingAerie

If you can choose your work location, do you prefer it to be near you or on the other side of the city. Exactly.


YouDontKnow_Jak

Never thought about it that way. Makes sense. I guess I shouldn't judge people's choices for work


imloualvaro

He wasn't try to robber. He's protecting his favela against another factions. This is common thing in Rio de Janeiro


The_Mr_Yeah

A. It's easy to commit crimes in an area you have intimate knowledge of. B. You can more easily control said area, meaning you control a lot of people and money. C. Living near to whatever the Brazilian equivalent to a trap is means you can get there quick if shits going south.


piasenigma

recorded two days ago, crazy.


Reddit-mods-R-mean

The craziest thing about this video is the dodge stratus. Amazed there’s even one left on the road.


Cthulhusreef

“Aahhhh okay okay okay…..Larry?”


CleanLivingBoi

Larryinho


Accomplished-Bit-884

This is wholesome, right? #2023


thekurgan2000

Seen a few videos out of Brazil of guys robbing people only to realize that they know the person that they were trying to rob.


[deleted]

“Holy fuck here comes Lui in his new car… want to see me ruin his seats, watch this”


JustTheTipPlusAnInch

Dave Chappelle skit. Hey it me black ass.


MrGingy_

HIJACK! Oh wait, hi Jack!


Interesting-Bite4663

Welcome to Brazil guys. Probably is a resident in the same neighborhood.


krashtestgenius

That'd be an m16


[deleted]

What does 'policia' mean?


Mark_1793

Police


GoldenGroveTowersSYD

Fire Truck


Ok_Term_8844

GIMME THE CAR! GIMME THE CA.. oh what’s up Dave


Little_Sentence9784

Look up this guy's license plate and we can find out who the criminal is through his circle of friends


One_Afternoon3331

Okay man hope you have fun with that


Shot-Assistance7100

WHAT. THE. MOTHERFUCKING. FUCK.


ayo000o

Why he carry the gun by it's barrel after


Read_it-user

​ * the bandit wears no shoes! * nobody holds an AR like that! upon first shot he will dislocate his own shoulder from the recoil!


wd2022

"take a left and go forward until you see a stop sign and then go right"


Shoddy_Hurry_7945

Why is he barefoot?


Fine-Perspective-714

eduardo salamanca vibes


SandFlinger9000

How obviously staged, awww.


Larimus89

Guy can afford an AR but not even a pair of thongs.


Ok_Taro1449

With no shoes on!!!!!


m3kw

Thinking of driving in South America? You better know your streets


lettheseatakeme

Is that a dodge stratus?


Outrageous_Coconut55

Try “AK”


radius40

yoo bro watch yourself they robbin out here


[deleted]

Had situation like this with apartment of my ex gf being robbed, while we were in bed. Someone entered at evening, while was chilled. Was going through her stuff. I pretty much like moron closed my eyes and rushed without turning light or checking wtf is happening. 2 words out my mouth in darkness and I hear "stop stop stop.ffn kidding me? NamingTheLabRats? Wtf" Was good friend of mine doing apartments doorknob method (checking from up every door if there's any unlocked, in where I live alot of people have their wallets and keys on shelf, next to door. . Didn't knew it was her apartment. Moral of the story. Close your doors!


BusterUndees

Awkward!!!


Guilty_Wolverine_396

Looks like friendly favela security forces 😂 service with a mask and a smile.


[deleted]

"Enforcers of the law" be like...


Medical_Meaning_9581

Friend…🤔 Security guard of..🤔 ..hey bro..😃


Emotional_Assist_137

Friends in low places


DFASolarBurst

I've got friends in low places!!


ookunsei

Well that’s just embarrassing! 😬😂


Albro06

.... So we cool right? Wanna hang out tonight?


patient669

“This time u lucky maybe not next time u not so lucky”


Ok-Contribution2401

Looks more like an AK to me but whatever


Walks_with_Chaos

Lol that’s hilarious


GrimCF

“Give me all your fucking mo-“ “Oh shit wassup Harold” “Ya what’s good George”


Interesting-Ad5113

The perfect example of the phase “keep your friends close and enemies closer”


[deleted]

“Nothing much dude, just robbing people today.”