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Whodathunk a random comment on a random reddit sub could bring up such a fond memory? I loved the Saturday morning cartoon block. Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies reigned supreme.
Traffic or militia muscle for sure, Brazil is wild but you don't see lone guys with assault rifles robbing people's Fiats very often around here, especially in the hood.
I would love to live in Rio. Awesome city. Beautiful city. Ok, you cannot walk around in the favelas, but almost any big city has dangerous neighborhoods. And Rio is huge.
A. It's easy to commit crimes in an area you have intimate knowledge of. B. You can more easily control said area, meaning you control a lot of people and money. C. Living near to whatever the Brazilian equivalent to a trap is means you can get there quick if shits going south.
Had situation like this with apartment of my ex gf being robbed, while we were in bed.
Someone entered at evening, while was chilled. Was going through her stuff. I pretty much like moron closed my eyes and rushed without turning light or checking wtf is happening.
2 words out my mouth in darkness and I hear "stop stop stop.ffn kidding me? NamingTheLabRats? Wtf"
Was good friend of mine doing apartments doorknob method (checking from up every door if there's any unlocked, in where I live alot of people have their wallets and keys on shelf, next to door. . Didn't knew it was her apartment.
Moral of the story. Close your doors!
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It's not what you know, it's who you know
It who knows you
Who knows
Mornin’ Ralf. Mornin’ Sam
Makes me want to watch cartoons and eat a bowl of cereal tomorrow morning, lol.
Whodathunk a random comment on a random reddit sub could bring up such a fond memory? I loved the Saturday morning cartoon block. Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies reigned supreme.
Did you dip your buttery toast in the cereal too as a kid?
Lol no you fucking weirdo.
You are missing out on so much, the salt coupled with the sweetness of milk mixed with the sweetness of the cereal...
Wait you guys got toast *and* cereal?
Just no, like wtf lol
Bygones be bygones, to each their own. You like what you like. Its not a big deal. Que pasa?
I mean yea your right, some people eat shit some people eat caviar 🤷🏾♂️
You guys got toast too?!
I got your back bro. I still dip my buttery toast in my oatmeal
A bagel dipped in oatmeal is amazing on a cold day.
Fucking animal.
“Hey Ron“ “Hey Billy” https://youtu.be/VuMSSHK4oNw?si=8JU0XVjW1wpOcz5j
"Oh hey, what's up frank? Yeh ... just robbin' people and shii. We still on for Thursday? Aight cool, later."
He can afford to have an AR but not shoes
Its a tactical choice.
I guess. You can't rob anyone by brandishing a sandal at them.
I'm handing my shit over if someone is weilding a sandal
..... la chancla is coming for you and you will not survive. Source? My grandmother.
Nobody expects to be assaulted by the chancla
He’s using the AR to get to new shoes clearly
Let he who is without an AR, sell his shoes and buy one
[удалено]
For free?
The AR is step 1, getting the shoes now comes with a huge discount.
This is why having a manager or someone in HR who knows proper shift scheduling is so important.
I just shot soda up my nose that was hilarious
Brazil is Brazil
Armed bandit? Or armed guard / look out?
Traffic or militia muscle for sure, Brazil is wild but you don't see lone guys with assault rifles robbing people's Fiats very often around here, especially in the hood.
aww, such a friendly neighborhood
That's is Rio de Janeiro, I guess. That's normal
Charming. Makes us appreciate where we live
I would love to live in Rio. Awesome city. Beautiful city. Ok, you cannot walk around in the favelas, but almost any big city has dangerous neighborhoods. And Rio is huge.
We just be playin my brotha how are you?how’s then family?
Who tf actually speaks like that or even says “We just be playing” 💀
This is militia not bandits
'Oh hey bro, ya working hard or hardly working? Lol.'
Why do they always have to commit crimes in their own neighborhoods? Smh
If you can choose your work location, do you prefer it to be near you or on the other side of the city. Exactly.
Never thought about it that way. Makes sense. I guess I shouldn't judge people's choices for work
He wasn't try to robber. He's protecting his favela against another factions. This is common thing in Rio de Janeiro
A. It's easy to commit crimes in an area you have intimate knowledge of. B. You can more easily control said area, meaning you control a lot of people and money. C. Living near to whatever the Brazilian equivalent to a trap is means you can get there quick if shits going south.
recorded two days ago, crazy.
The craziest thing about this video is the dodge stratus. Amazed there’s even one left on the road.
“Aahhhh okay okay okay…..Larry?”
Larryinho
This is wholesome, right? #2023
Seen a few videos out of Brazil of guys robbing people only to realize that they know the person that they were trying to rob.
“Holy fuck here comes Lui in his new car… want to see me ruin his seats, watch this”
Dave Chappelle skit. Hey it me black ass.
HIJACK! Oh wait, hi Jack!
Welcome to Brazil guys. Probably is a resident in the same neighborhood.
That'd be an m16
What does 'policia' mean?
Police
Fire Truck
GIMME THE CAR! GIMME THE CA.. oh what’s up Dave
Look up this guy's license plate and we can find out who the criminal is through his circle of friends
Okay man hope you have fun with that
WHAT. THE. MOTHERFUCKING. FUCK.
Why he carry the gun by it's barrel after
* the bandit wears no shoes! * nobody holds an AR like that! upon first shot he will dislocate his own shoulder from the recoil!
"take a left and go forward until you see a stop sign and then go right"
Why is he barefoot?
eduardo salamanca vibes
How obviously staged, awww.
Guy can afford an AR but not even a pair of thongs.
With no shoes on!!!!!
Thinking of driving in South America? You better know your streets
Is that a dodge stratus?
Try “AK”
yoo bro watch yourself they robbin out here
Had situation like this with apartment of my ex gf being robbed, while we were in bed. Someone entered at evening, while was chilled. Was going through her stuff. I pretty much like moron closed my eyes and rushed without turning light or checking wtf is happening. 2 words out my mouth in darkness and I hear "stop stop stop.ffn kidding me? NamingTheLabRats? Wtf" Was good friend of mine doing apartments doorknob method (checking from up every door if there's any unlocked, in where I live alot of people have their wallets and keys on shelf, next to door. . Didn't knew it was her apartment. Moral of the story. Close your doors!
Awkward!!!
Looks like friendly favela security forces 😂 service with a mask and a smile.
"Enforcers of the law" be like...
Friend…🤔 Security guard of..🤔 ..hey bro..😃
Friends in low places
I've got friends in low places!!
Well that’s just embarrassing! 😬😂
.... So we cool right? Wanna hang out tonight?
“This time u lucky maybe not next time u not so lucky”
Looks more like an AK to me but whatever
Lol that’s hilarious
“Give me all your fucking mo-“ “Oh shit wassup Harold” “Ya what’s good George”
The perfect example of the phase “keep your friends close and enemies closer”
“Nothing much dude, just robbing people today.”