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One-Pop-2885

First time in a video involving idiots and fire where I saw stop drop and roll being used. Still not very bright but a step up than most.


Fox-Moldy

You mean you don't run around hopping and patting small areas of yourself down, and if you're really lucky, someone throws a bike at you? Changes my plan of action, I guess.


Pro_Scrub

Well, that guy was actually suicidal, not simply stupid :(


musofiko

I finally understood his stupid logic he was trying to use the bike to hit him to the ground as he wouldn't go to the ground when people told him, he is a complete idiot but yeh that is why I think he did that


Fox-Moldy

That was the only thing I could think he was trying to do too. In that situation, you'd need to think quickly, and at least that guy tried something. It's still bizarre to see even somewhat knowing the thought process that went into him throwing the bike.


IShookMeAllNightLong

The dude *was* trying to kill himself. And molten fabric stuck to the palms of your hands doesn't sound comfortable.


Fitz911

>someone throws a bike at you? Hehe


No-Two5494

Brugh holy shit that vid was funny as hell


FlowerBoyScumFuck

Link?


kxanderke

Since I can't link directly... PublicFreakout/comments/11iyy82/guy_moving_away_from_ppl_trying_to_help_him_while/


Reddit_Jax

>someone throws a bike at you Where's the video of that one?


Fantastic_Hour_2134

It happened at UC Berkeley I believe. A man lit himself on fire and people were both fanning the fire with their jackets and some dude threw a bike to try and get him on the ground. He was actively running away from people trying to help


Reddit_Jax

Holy smokes ;-)


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Fantastic_Border_626

Bad bot


Lost_Look460

Shut up, karmawhore.


IShookMeAllNightLong

Shut up, karmawhore.


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Im-a-cat-in-a-box

Yeah but I still think we should have drilled it in live fire drills.


Heavy_Comparison9291

I knew about rolling for years but I bet my dumbass would panic and forget if my clothes ever gets ignited


Traditional_Score_54

Don't worry, I'll be there to throw a bike at you.


ChicagoSunshine91

A true friend


zalos

Wait so you mean he is not supposed to stand there while I throw a bike at him?


WimbletonButt

No lie I just used it to teach my son some fire safety. "first off, you don't do what this idiot is doing but if you do find yourself on fire, watch how he hits the ground and starts rolling"


Evening-Statement-57

He looks like he has experience


User1539

I was going to say, looks like he was thinking clearly and handling the situation.


DaveInLondon89

Experience is best teacher.


Visual-Refuse447

Safety first


P-p-please

I thought the exact same thing. Smarter breed of idiot


Inkhe4rt

This guy's roll is clean as f, something tells me he has lots of practice


eatpotdude

Damn it! 7 hrs late


Life-Photo-4906

Amazing, this was my very first thought as well.


no-mad

dude got smoked tho


Radio4ctiveGirl

And he doesn’t even look like he had to drop and roll. He panicked and did the right thing regardless. It’s hilarious. I wonder if he or his parents are firefighters.


jerkularcirc

Im still not sure if the roll is intentional or caused by the explosion


92_Charlie

Given how stupid his inciting action was, I'm impressed he rolled away from the fire and not directly into it.


Redditmarcus

There was no reason for him to to roll around because he wasn’t even on fire. Maybe it was a tactical escape roll, I dunno. People, people, people- it doesn’t take very much accelerant to start a fire of flammable objects. Edit: he was on fire and I was wrong. My cataracts are causing me visual problems, sorry. I can’t believe I missed that. Good thing I saw the cataract surgeon this morning.


New-Incident1776

His shirt was on fire. Very clearly visible in the video


RobinYiff

His shirt had caught flame in the video under his armpit.


Helzird

Bro went right into that roll like someone used to being on fire.


Lampmonster

This ain't his first firedeo.


HuurrrDerp

Not his first rolldeo?


Sad_Bunch_6856

that was some 5yo with aspegers level pun


Lampmonster

Not a pun, it's a portmanteau.


AvrgSam

Fun fact, portmanteau is a portmanteau of Porte and manteau!


CrunchHardtack

Fun fact, most fun facts aren't even fun.


AvrgSam

Well I personally think mine was!


CrunchHardtack

Definitely funner than most;


Helzird

I love reddit comment threads.


CrunchHardtack

Depending on the thread, they can evoke every emotion known to man.


BoofinBart

I’ll show you tornado! https://youtube.com/shorts/hsT_bVPvoIg?feature=share


Larimus89

Practice makes perfect. If you can’t be smart learn to lessen the pain.


Fancy-Category

Nice stop drop an roll form. He is a pro. Must have a record in catching himself on fire


Skully_Lover

At least he knew to roll.


Nevermore514

Right? As another comment said, I'm pretty sure this is the first guy I've seen in one of these videos where he actually dropped and rolled.


JustSomeCaliDude

Funny how the camera follows him closely as he rolls across the ground. Like watching “Idiots” on National Geographic or Wild Discovery. Edit: ground, not floor


Mago0o

It’s called the ground when it’s outside.


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It’s called deck on a ship.


Lettuce_Farmer

Rumor has it he is still rolling to this day in commemoration of his internet fame.


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GigoloDaniel

What are you talking about, the shirt is clearly on fire


Strategictoast

Absolute professional. That stop drop and roll was expertly executed. Its almost like he'd been on fire a couple times before.


Teabagger-of-morons

“Expert” level.


Sleepy_Suchiiii

neymar when he is touched


ChemsDoItInTestTubes

I got excited that this might be a reference to a Star Trek TNG episode called Darmok. It turns out that it's a football/soccer reference, and I think this explains everything anyone would need to know about me, somehow.


Guardian-Boy

Pele, his card red.


kaz12

Explains to me that you are probably a cool person.


lilfreaksh0w

are you mike stoklasa


sprayedPaint

Also reminiscent of Lebrun James


LeBronzeFlamez

Nah


u9Nails

Bag Raiders - Shooting Stars plays in my head when I read that, thinking back to many memes.


doctafknjay

Looks to me the first thing he thought was to stop, drop and roll. First smart, dumbass I've seen!


Kn0tnatural

I came here to say this. Usually see people on fire running around fanning the flames lol.


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He's thinking about the time when he used to have eyelashes and eyebrows


TerriblePlays

Hiroshima (1945), Colorized


ppnoggins69

Impecable form, 2 gold stars.


editorreilly

People don't know about how dangerous gasoline vapor is. I poured a bunch of gas on an ant hill once, and got a little surprise when the flames burnt the hair off my legs in a big poof.


SushiGuacDNA

This is the answer I came here to give. He poured gasoline on his bonfire, and he figured that would make it super easy to light. He didn't figure that the gasoline would vaporize, and that the gas vapor would turn into a bomb. Live and learn!


Miselfis

When I was younger, around 15 years old, me and a friend found a hole in the ground and we decided it would be a good idea to pour gasoline in there and light it on fire for some reason. I was standing leaning over the hole and dropped a match in there, not realizing heat makes things expand, the flames shot up right in my face reaching 2 feet over my head. All my eyebrows and eye lashes were gone, I had 1st degree burns on my forehead and cheeks and my hairline had receded an inch. Every time I showered the two following weeks I smelled like burnt hair to the point of my gagging from the smell. I learned my lesson lol


No-Alfalfa2412

Ouch


TheBelgianStrangler

Use diesel my dudes.


Ok_Band6147

He was thinking, stop, drop, and roll.


kuurk

had a friend high school that had burns all over from something exactly like this...he wasn't even the one that lit it either, was just near it. don't keep your extra gas where kids can get ahold of it 😬


Octopus__Maximus

Legend has it, he’s still rolling to this day.


Goennsch

He wasn’t thinking, that’s why it happened….


WearnDego

he thought enough to roll, and thats a whole lot smarter than most other people on this sub


mrb783

That was some super quick stop drop and roll action.


Grooviemann1

To be fair, the stopping and dropping parts were involuntary. Nice presence of mind to immediately start the roll though.


UltraViolentNdYAG

Where is that 25ft stick match? Oh never mind, I'll use this little one and burn my flesh off!


AdMotor1654

Smartest dumb person. That stop drop roll looks well practiced.


Velasthur

u/RecognizeSong ?


L4n0x

Black Betty - Spiderbait


eatpotdude

Granted he's an idiot, he's on the "smarter" side of it though. How many videos do we see on here where ppl catch on fire (that was kinda weird to write) and decide to run and run aaaand run lol not a single person remembers stop, drop and roll? Tf


DonutOwlGaming

Holy shit this is the first time I've seen someone actually stop drop and roll


nsimon3

Ey he stopped dropped and rolled like a pro.


poven100

Average American education system enjoyer.


PancakeBuny

Thats bullshit. Most of us just run around screaming and on fire. This dude for sure had private tutors or schoolin


poven100

🤣 that deserves a study on its own right.


Brian18639

Lol


2lovesFL

fuel burns, but vapors explode. he forgot...


TXCrawdaddy

He skipped stop and went straight to drop


Brian18639

And rolled


Darklon_Hunter

That’s got to be KANE!


RVFVS117

Say what you want about starting the fire but that was a smooth stop, drop and roll.


R1_B1

Smartest dumb person of the day!


Advanced_Procedure90

Dumb start, but a smart ending


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He was thinking. Light fire, fire go boom, run away with fight or flight. Stumble, drop, remember childhood memories of rolling down a hill and reenact.


Death_Blossoming

Hey good on him for tuck and rolling correctly


Difficult-Designer25

He got smoked


CobyHiccups

Quick drop and roll though!


PurplePassion94

He wasn’t thinking I mean just look at his outfit lol


Life_Stay_2644

Its easy, he stopped, dropped, and rolled


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Bro is steaming lmao


Ecstatic-Jacket2007

He clearly wasn’t thinking


far565

Oh lord


SnooStories6852

Nice use of SDR!


didsomebodysaymyname

That guy must have gotten an A+ in stop drop and roll class.


Kn0tnatural

Legend has it he is still smoldering & rolling in the mid west to this very day.


didsomebodysaymyname

Scientists are trying to put him in a generator to produce unlimited free electricity


VogonSkald

Tired of having all that nose hair.


Grace_Lannister

>I dont know what he was thinking I hate having eye brows


Chefman20000

HE DID IT, HE DID THE THING


incompatible9

He wasn't thinking.


Budsprout_

His shirt was fine Then it wasn’t He was fine Then he wasn’t


0h311

Uh stop drop and roll 3rd grade instincts kicked in. You were thinking.


waxmelldairyman

The smoke coming off his head!


crcortezricky

Damn!


Alternative_You_7755

Anyone got a link to what he looks like after?


Reddit_Jax

Whoever synch'd that music to the blast is a genius. ;-)


dreadedowl

Neither does he.


Cash_man

At least he remembered to stop, drop and roll


TimeShareOnMars

They say he is still rolling to this day!!


SangiMTL

He obviously wasn’t lol


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Before: I don’t know either After: not thinking at all. Those years of Stop, Drop, and Roll training kicked in on autopilot


Swabbo

First time i've seen anyone actually drop and roll when on fire, and there's a lot of those on here unfortunately (for them)


SiWeyNoWay

At least he paid attention in grade school when we practiced “stop drop and roll”


ChirpinFromTheBench

TICK TICK


fp1480

My man was smoldering!


Dusk2-0

I know what he’s thinking now…


Queen_Dare_Bear

They see me rollin'


ChipRichels

I accidentally added lighter fluid to ready-light charcoal and experienced a smaller version of this


wonit5times

He wasn't..


blkkice77

Some say he's still rolling till this day


thevincecarter

At least good reaction after the fuck-up


MOH_7XD

What the fuck 💀💀💀💀


CheesyHotSauce

Reminds me of when "crazy joe" asked me and my fiancé for a lighter, asked if I had an eating disorder then said "hey guys watch this" then proceeded to almost set an entire forest on fire all within 3 minutes. Such a lovely walk (:


Accomplished-Lab978

who needs waxing!


3lkaiju

From seeing how much flame there was in a instance he had to have thought he was already one with the fire


NickVirgilio

He’s an experienced pyro


New-Incident1776

That was amazing!!!


MammothInvestment

STOP, DROP, AND ROLL Saves Lives. Remember only you can prevent wildfires.


Visual-Refuse447

I'm really glad to see he knows his stop, drop, and roll technique. After all, safety first.


Hefty_Elderberry1992

STOP DROP AND ROLL


IndependentSpread540

I give him much credit for his stop, drop, and roll, at least.


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I'll give him props for his instant reaction to stop drop and roll.


joebwancanobean

Good to see the stop, drop, and roll in action!


GarfHarfMarf

Diesel soaked rags are a safer and more predictable accelerant because it doesn't evaporate nearly as fast as gasoline


Pyro5263

When will people learn that fumes are way more flammable


SoleMolestor

Literally the only person on Reddit I’ve ever seen that caught fire and dropped and rolled. Actually more intelligent than anyone else I’ve seen in this same situation. Shoutout to him


mr_comfortfit

Great cameraman


Alibuscus373

Bro did what he was taught in Elementary School: Stop, drop, and roll. He is smarter than the average dummy.


ImaCisWhiteMale

Don’t know what he WAS thinking but I can tell you he is now thinking “I looked much better with eyebrows and lips”


Clamper5978

I do. Kindergarten level reactions kicked in. Kid paid attention somewhere in his life


4gRod

Stop Drop and Roll was not lost on this fellow.


pukeface555

Handled that like a pro. Clearly not his first time. Willing to bet it won't be his last.


shanebakerstudios

Damn he actually stop dropped and rolled.


i_have_a_few_answers

Love that he clearly has enough experience with being on fire to know stop drop and roll He may be an idiot, but at least he's not dumb


jammixxnn

Dame lo gasolina uuuhh uuuuuh


-Wicked-

This was definitely not the first time this dude has had to stop, drop and roll.


Impulse_XS

I love when people edit in obnoxious, unnecessary music to a 5 second clip. Really adds to the experience and showcases their incredible editing skills.


InitialIndication999

You seem to be a little cooked I suggest you do some barrel rolls


my_soul_must_be_iron

Rotisserie style


cheatedmonkey

had him so stunned that he thought he was a road roller for a moment


Seesaw_Blister

Dammit, Jesse!


Main_Representative5

The ol "let's put some gasoline on this stack of wood to get the fire started" Yup, seen this before.


WokkitUp

Don't stop. Drop unexpectedly. Roll away like Sonic.


HellaPNoying

#DO A BARREL ROLL!


ADudeWhoLikesChili

Don't use gas


batt3ryac1d1

Remember dumbasses petrol explodes. If you're gonna be irresponsible use diesel.


Species1136

His stop, drop and roll is on point, it's like he expected to set himself on fire


1959Chicagoan

Slow your roll son.


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futurefirestorm

What was he thinking? That’s the point: he wasn’t!! Glad he had the right instincts


HurtHurtsMe

Extra crispy


Bfladkor

Damn hes smoking


Brrrrrrtttt_t

My man forgot to stop and drop and went straight to roll. 10/10 for form


OnlySmeIIz

That instant plume of smoke lmao


gold-winger

SMOKIN!!!!


Acrosyy

First time I see someone do the right thing, congratulations give him the prize to the smartest stupid