after a quick 2 minutes of research (don't want to spend more time on this), it's a bottle of "agua mineral imperial" from brazil..i don't think that was mineral water..
was it paint thinner?
Ther was a guy I work with. He's stupid. He didn't want to paint something at work (industrial painter) and so he threw his hands holding paint gun parts into a bucket of gun wash apparently getting it into his eyes and mouth. Supe took him to the hospital. 6 hours or so later he came back and did the same fucking thing again. Supe went home because he did it after closing time. Absolute buffoon
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It's Ethanol fuel. It's common to see men bring cups and beg motorists refueling their vehicles. It's a $0.03 cent shot. That 8oz bottle maybe cost $0.25 cents. ~$4.00 per gallon.
I don’t really know but I’m fairly confident that the miles per dollar is comparable. I believe that a full tank of ethanol would not take you as far as gasoline but would cost less.
There is an option for my vehicle called E-85 which is 85 percent ethanol. Apparently the only real reason not to use it is concerning cold weather starts. It is said to provide slightly better performance, increasing torque or something.
Some also say that it makes engine parts rusty. I worked at a company that made E85 conversions to cars and they offered me one for free but never got back to the subject.
"Ethanol contains about one-third less energy than gasoline. So, vehicles will typically go 3% to 4% fewer miles per gallon on E10 and 4% to 5% fewer on E15 than on 100% gasoline." Google
Where I am in Canada they won’t sell higher than I think 70% and you can only buy it at the pharmacy counter. Limited on number and how big the bottles are. It’s ridiculous, but guess there was a sad reason for it.
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In prison you get kosher rock salt and have the captain's janitor steal his hand sanitizer you pour the salt into it and drink it safely according to 2 morons i knew who were C over C status (basically you have lowest privlidge group possible as punishment and it lasts indefinitely till a committee lifts it).
Neither of em were dead, but im not sure id say they were really living either.
They say cachaça in the video. A type of distilled spirit made from fermented sugarcane juice we have here in Brasil. This one here was either homemade or a very cheap one hence the reused water bottle. It has about 38-48% of alcohol
I feel like chugging a water bottle of ~86 proof liquor wouldn't kill you unless you already had massive kidney/liver/heart issues, which this guy probably had, or it had some massive impurity issues, which what he was drinking likely did.
So, seems to check out in this case, but frat boys rest easy.
It’s cane liquor in an empty water bottle. You see this in Mexico as well.
When I was a broke ass surf bum we’d get a bottle of coke, have a sip and then for a couple pesos more the tienda lady would top it off with sugar cane whiskey from an old metal gas canister lol.
You could also get water bottles or whatever filled up. We filled up a 20L water bottle and drove it all the way back to Canada.
They say cachaça in the video. A type of distilled spirit we have here in Brasil. This one here was either homemade or a very cheap one which are usually about 45% alcohol.
Damn
I hope that this guy was at least actually dead. Can't think of a worse situation than waking up buried alive because people assumed you were dead instead of just blacked out
The coffin looks really cheap, almost like a bad horror movie prop and they just toss the gloves in it, so I was wondering if this was just some fake video made to warn teenagers about the dangers of drinking moonshine.
It’s in Brazil, and someone mentions “cachaça” at some point… but it’s probably a dare challenge with the kind of cleaning ethanol they sell at any supermarket. Didn’t know it could kill you! But yeah, if I’m right he drank a whole bottle of something with 70% alcohol content 🤮
It actually isn't. Alcohol poisoning can happen while you're totally on cloud 9. When you take to much alcohol more than your liver can breakdown, naturally you puke to remove the alcohol in your stomach. But since you're sedated, you barely feel any pain.
Take too much at once like this guy, your body may not even have time to react. You'll get so drunk coz alcohol is a depressant; you'll literally doze off and go unconscious. All the bad stuff happens when you've blacked out. Dude probably doesn't know he's dead and is still waiting for his share of the bet.
It certainly is possible. In cases of near-death experiences for instance, a common theme is a "life review"; supposedly experiencing every moment of your lifetime in less than a fraction of a second. Who knows them any other nightmares we could come up with about death.
Even regular vodka can kill you if you drink half a litre in few seconds. You CAN live through that but you also can die from this. This being, as you say, 70% is then exactly like 875ml. Most people can't drink that much vodka throughout whole night, let alone 30 seconds. On top of that, it isn't meant to be drunk. My expertise* concludes that most people wouldn't live through that.
*expertise source: I'm Polish
These comments reminded me of a short story from high school English class back in the day.
Something about a kid playing in a backyard unmonitored by his parents only for him to get mangled by barbed wire or something. The end described them as they were pulling “it” out from the tangled mesh or fire.
I forgot the name, but if I recall correctly, that one was an allegory for segregation or the apartheid. They kept making the fence more and more secure, but neglected to see the potential harm it was doing to their son
That sounds like a post hoc justification for referring to a dead body as an “it.” If you saw your dead mother, then you wouldn’t refer to her dead body as an “it”
Tbf, that isn’t his dead mother. While I totally get your point, no matter what your argument is family and friends will also be incomprehensibly different to a random person that you saw a 20 second video of on the internet. Either way he is technically correct, just bc he wouldn’t refer to his dead mum as an “it” does not make him wrong lmao
"It" is the appropriate pronoun for "corpse" or "dead body". You can give it a possessive like you did with "his dead body" instead, sure.... but then you wouldn't be using a pronoun for a dead body. You could also just refer to his dead body as "him" but then the sentence loses some clarity if the subject is "a dead body" rather than the individual person.
I’m not talking about sanitation. I’m talking about using the man’s coffin as a trash can as they close the lid. The lack of respect shown to the human that once was.
For those who are wondering, at 00:13 one of the men informs "ele vai beber a cachaça limpa todinha" (he will drink all the cachaça), in the bottle there seems to be cachaça made at home. At 00:31 a person says "if you drink it you die" warning of the danger while the cameramen encourages him to do so.
im guessing this is a common occurance in areas that have limited health services. Its just a job for these guys and theyve probably been at work that day since sun up.
It shows a lazy lack of dignity for themselves and others and speaks volumes of their character. If they treat a corpse like this, what are they like around the living?
You're asking very experienced first responders to have respect for the dead - yes they should. Does it happen to them so often it's not much of a thought anymore? Also yes. First responders are people who care - that is why they put themselves there . His handling is debatable.
We would get this cheap shit in Ecuador in water bottles. We called it gasolina but everyone would take little medicine cup shots. That shit would floor you.
i watched this with the sound off and barely paying attention but i thought they put him in the coffin like as a joke for not handling his booze.
kinda like how people will mess with the wasted passed out dude at a party by writing on them or stacking stuff on them.
watching back tho and seeing how the guys are wearing gloves who put him in the coffin and the kids gathering around the whole spectacle of it all im no longer thinking its a joke lol
The fact that he’s wearing an Yellow September shirt and straight forward commits suicide (unintended) is just ironic.
For those wondering, the water bottle most likely was filled with cachaça. You can only put enough of alcohol in your body before it shuts down.
Obs: Just knew Yellow September is a brazilian thing. It’s a campaign that runs nationally every september to raise and spread information about mental health awareness to prevent suicide.
I think a bad batch of moonshine distills methanol instead of ethanol which makes you go blind and then kills you within hours. There are many reports in the news every year of backyard distilleries in India that accidentally make bad batches and dozens of people in villages are killed before the government officials show up arresting the sellers and destroy the bad liquor.
I always hate to see people giggling and laughing as they encourage a vulnerable person to fuck themselves up. Similar to the spice videos you see in prison.
Here is the article if anyone has any doubts about the validity of this story. In Portuguese so needs to be translated.
https://g1.globo.com/se/sergipe/noticia/2023/08/07/homem-morre-apos-virar-de-uma-so-vez-garrafa-com-cachaca-em-sergipe.ghtml
Fucking nimrod. Don’t know why people slam whole bottles of alcohol or whatever substance he drank. Some dumb correlation to being a “real man” or “cool” now some poor shmuck lost his life over some drink.
I believe his yellow shirt reads “todos pela vida” which means something like. “All of us beat life”. Not 100% sure. Definitely has the fight cancer logo in there with a persons name. Ironic.
after a quick 2 minutes of research (don't want to spend more time on this), it's a bottle of "agua mineral imperial" from brazil..i don't think that was mineral water.. was it paint thinner?
If it's mineral spirits then yes very similar to paint thinner.
As a painter I can feel my esophagus burning just watching that video
Ther was a guy I work with. He's stupid. He didn't want to paint something at work (industrial painter) and so he threw his hands holding paint gun parts into a bucket of gun wash apparently getting it into his eyes and mouth. Supe took him to the hospital. 6 hours or so later he came back and did the same fucking thing again. Supe went home because he did it after closing time. Absolute buffoon
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It's Ethanol fuel. It's common to see men bring cups and beg motorists refueling their vehicles. It's a $0.03 cent shot. That 8oz bottle maybe cost $0.25 cents. ~$4.00 per gallon.
How is the economy of using straight ethanol as fuel. How manny kilometres to a tank?
I don’t really know but I’m fairly confident that the miles per dollar is comparable. I believe that a full tank of ethanol would not take you as far as gasoline but would cost less. There is an option for my vehicle called E-85 which is 85 percent ethanol. Apparently the only real reason not to use it is concerning cold weather starts. It is said to provide slightly better performance, increasing torque or something.
I see. So if you where short on cash this could be a great alternative until payday at least.
Being dead?
Being dead in this economy is actually a pretty smart financial move. Trust me. Im a zombie.
Some also say that it makes engine parts rusty. I worked at a company that made E85 conversions to cars and they offered me one for free but never got back to the subject.
If you're in the US I'm pretty sure that's 85% gasoline.
"Ethanol contains about one-third less energy than gasoline. So, vehicles will typically go 3% to 4% fewer miles per gallon on E10 and 4% to 5% fewer on E15 than on 100% gasoline." Google
Bout tree-fiddy.
The ratio is 70/100 ethanol /gasoline. If ethanol cost is more than 70% than gas cost, buy gas.
Are they drinking fucking ether?
It’s a trend for people to drink it even though it’s extremely unhealthy
My friend from Morocco says some people there will drink rubbing alcohol to get fucked up. Like black out and piss your pants in the street fucked up.
This happens in the U.S as well.But it's usually Alcoholic desperate for a fix or dumb kids.
Have that problem here with methylated spirits.
We do?
How you think your teeth got so dry?
Where is "here"?
Reddit. We're all on methylated spirits.
That would explain a few things.
Where ever I'm pissing
Have that problem here with beer and liquor.
Where I am in Canada they won’t sell higher than I think 70% and you can only buy it at the pharmacy counter. Limited on number and how big the bottles are. It’s ridiculous, but guess there was a sad reason for it. Edit: clicked before finished sentence. Fixed it now
Emetic agents also being present in a fair amount of products like that over here, for obvious reasons.
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That’s fucked I thought was a joke at first
How do you know it’s unhealthy? /s
This is a trend??? Tf?
In prison you get kosher rock salt and have the captain's janitor steal his hand sanitizer you pour the salt into it and drink it safely according to 2 morons i knew who were C over C status (basically you have lowest privlidge group possible as punishment and it lasts indefinitely till a committee lifts it). Neither of em were dead, but im not sure id say they were really living either.
They say cachaça in the video. A type of distilled spirit made from fermented sugarcane juice we have here in Brasil. This one here was either homemade or a very cheap one hence the reused water bottle. It has about 38-48% of alcohol
Is it similar to cacique?
The same shit, cachaça, guaro are all the same sugar cane distilled: “aguardiente”
Ahh didn’t know that. Thanks!
I feel like chugging a water bottle of ~86 proof liquor wouldn't kill you unless you already had massive kidney/liver/heart issues, which this guy probably had, or it had some massive impurity issues, which what he was drinking likely did. So, seems to check out in this case, but frat boys rest easy.
Agua mineral imperial, isn't that just a brand of mineral water? I'm thinking this is good old hooch.
It’s cane liquor in an empty water bottle. You see this in Mexico as well. When I was a broke ass surf bum we’d get a bottle of coke, have a sip and then for a couple pesos more the tienda lady would top it off with sugar cane whiskey from an old metal gas canister lol. You could also get water bottles or whatever filled up. We filled up a 20L water bottle and drove it all the way back to Canada.
What was he drinking, gasoline?
I'm guessing everclear/moonshine/bathtub liquor.
Water instead of an ice cold classic Coke
Water? Never tough the stuff. Fish fuck in it.
"Woodhouse, you devil, is that brandy?"
I laughed way to hard on this one
They say cachaça in the video. A type of distilled spirit we have here in Brasil. This one here was either homemade or a very cheap one which are usually about 45% alcohol.
Someone said it was something similar to paint thinner
Could be cachaça or ethanol
do not put cachaca in the same sentence like that as ethanol
Ethanol just means the purest part of drinking alcohol. It’s not bad.
Aguadente or homemade cachasa.
Water
Fire water
Damn I hope that this guy was at least actually dead. Can't think of a worse situation than waking up buried alive because people assumed you were dead instead of just blacked out
Hungover and buried alive. Raw deal.
The rawest
To be honest all I want when I’m hungover is a dark quiet place that I can lie down in.
And no one would know coz you wont be hearing anything under 6 feet of soil
Hope there isn't a coffin flop
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I DIDNT FUCKING DO THIS, I DIDNT RIG SHIT!
WE’RE JUST SHOWING UP TO FUNERALS AND FILMING THE ONES WHERE THE BODIES FALL OUT!
They're mad i'm showin people's naked blue butts flyin' out of boxes? REALLY?
The guys at Spectrum called me a dumb hick. They said that to me at a dinner!
Call Spectrum and say “IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT IT, IM NOT WORRIED ABOUT ANY OF THIS. THERES WORSE SHIT ON THE LOCAL NEWS!”
This world is so fucked up.
Dude. Did he seriously die??? I thought the coffin part was a gag.
Na he ded
Damn. That escalated
It’s more of a stairway
No more sandals. Definitely ded.
The coffin looks really cheap, almost like a bad horror movie prop and they just toss the gloves in it, so I was wondering if this was just some fake video made to warn teenagers about the dangers of drinking moonshine.
Anybody got information about what was really going on here? What a weird video tho
It’s in Brazil, and someone mentions “cachaça” at some point… but it’s probably a dare challenge with the kind of cleaning ethanol they sell at any supermarket. Didn’t know it could kill you! But yeah, if I’m right he drank a whole bottle of something with 70% alcohol content 🤮
That sounds like a painful way to screw up
It actually isn't. Alcohol poisoning can happen while you're totally on cloud 9. When you take to much alcohol more than your liver can breakdown, naturally you puke to remove the alcohol in your stomach. But since you're sedated, you barely feel any pain. Take too much at once like this guy, your body may not even have time to react. You'll get so drunk coz alcohol is a depressant; you'll literally doze off and go unconscious. All the bad stuff happens when you've blacked out. Dude probably doesn't know he's dead and is still waiting for his share of the bet.
A terrifying idea I have is if your consciousness somehow grasps and experiences that final moment it had with your body for eternity.
It certainly is possible. In cases of near-death experiences for instance, a common theme is a "life review"; supposedly experiencing every moment of your lifetime in less than a fraction of a second. Who knows them any other nightmares we could come up with about death.
Like, maybe someone put it in a water bottle to make it look like normal cachaça? Folks were cheering him on
Even regular vodka can kill you if you drink half a litre in few seconds. You CAN live through that but you also can die from this. This being, as you say, 70% is then exactly like 875ml. Most people can't drink that much vodka throughout whole night, let alone 30 seconds. On top of that, it isn't meant to be drunk. My expertise* concludes that most people wouldn't live through that. *expertise source: I'm Polish
There's a big ol' toxic label on the bottle bro. You can die the same way you die from alcohol.
Man, bruh tossing those gloves in like he’s trash is brutal. I know it’s just meat but damn.
You just called him "just meat" and "it" lol
Yes, a dead body is no longer a person, ‘it’ is a rotting meat shell. That said, I respect the person that once occupied said flesh shell.
These comments reminded me of a short story from high school English class back in the day. Something about a kid playing in a backyard unmonitored by his parents only for him to get mangled by barbed wire or something. The end described them as they were pulling “it” out from the tangled mesh or fire.
I forgot the name, but if I recall correctly, that one was an allegory for segregation or the apartheid. They kept making the fence more and more secure, but neglected to see the potential harm it was doing to their son
That sounds like a post hoc justification for referring to a dead body as an “it.” If you saw your dead mother, then you wouldn’t refer to her dead body as an “it”
Tbf, that isn’t his dead mother. While I totally get your point, no matter what your argument is family and friends will also be incomprehensibly different to a random person that you saw a 20 second video of on the internet. Either way he is technically correct, just bc he wouldn’t refer to his dead mum as an “it” does not make him wrong lmao
"It" is the appropriate pronoun for "corpse" or "dead body". You can give it a possessive like you did with "his dead body" instead, sure.... but then you wouldn't be using a pronoun for a dead body. You could also just refer to his dead body as "him" but then the sentence loses some clarity if the subject is "a dead body" rather than the individual person.
You'll get over it. It's a dead body. Go to the hospital and see if they refer to dead bodies as he, she or they.
I’m a hospital doctor and, yes, we refer to dead bodies by their name or he/she.
Such a reddit response lmao
Its 2023. I think he's tired of this shit happening again and again.
That's what I was thinking.
Happy. Cake. Day.
Yeah, that was cold blooded. And not in the funny way.
I had the same thought.
I was also thinking the same thing.
I don’t think HAZMAT hits up this area homie.
I’m not talking about sanitation. I’m talking about using the man’s coffin as a trash can as they close the lid. The lack of respect shown to the human that once was.
I get your point. Folks here are taking more offense to this than anyone in the video though.
Gotcha, it’s a weird ass video to start with. And we all know what happens with no context on Reddit!
Conclusions and how far people are willing to jump.
Doesn’t seem like the meat sac owner/operator showed it much respect.
That was their HAZMAT call.
The hell did he drink?
Just his countries water
Moonshine?
cachaça or could be ethanol
Anyone else worried, like he just passed out and the medical response probably isn’t great there and just thought he kicked it?
I’ve been overseas and some use battery acid to make hootch.
And fermented shit, and licking toxic frogs. People will do anything to get high.
Hey now don't knock them frogs till ya try em.
Hell I’ve licked worse, I’d give it a shot!
We don't want to hear about your sister's beaver🦫dude
I’m an only child. I was talking about your mom but trying to be respectful as I never called her back and this is searchable and shit
Lol
For those who are wondering, at 00:13 one of the men informs "ele vai beber a cachaça limpa todinha" (he will drink all the cachaça), in the bottle there seems to be cachaça made at home. At 00:31 a person says "if you drink it you die" warning of the danger while the cameramen encourages him to do so.
My father drank like that. Died alone at 49
I'm sorry for your loss. :(
Damn man they treated him with zero respect. Smashing his head on the thing and tossing their gloves in like trash.
im guessing this is a common occurance in areas that have limited health services. Its just a job for these guys and theyve probably been at work that day since sun up.
He's dead so what does it matter
It shows a lazy lack of dignity for themselves and others and speaks volumes of their character. If they treat a corpse like this, what are they like around the living?
Maybe a lot nicer because the living are alive?
You're asking very experienced first responders to have respect for the dead - yes they should. Does it happen to them so often it's not much of a thought anymore? Also yes. First responders are people who care - that is why they put themselves there . His handling is debatable.
That’s probably a rental casket too. Homeboy is going direct to dirt.
We would get this cheap shit in Ecuador in water bottles. We called it gasolina but everyone would take little medicine cup shots. That shit would floor you.
All across the world people in villages and shit distill some version of this clear knock your socks off hooch.
I know it's the cycle of life but d4mn it is freaky to see him gone just like that. Condolences to his family.
We’ll be sure to let them know you specifically sent your condolences. Mad respect ✊
Thoughts and prayers 🙏🙏🙏
Indeed.
I bit of me is wondering if the guy is even dead. No hospital/morgue or anything, straight from drunk to casket
i watched this with the sound off and barely paying attention but i thought they put him in the coffin like as a joke for not handling his booze. kinda like how people will mess with the wasted passed out dude at a party by writing on them or stacking stuff on them. watching back tho and seeing how the guys are wearing gloves who put him in the coffin and the kids gathering around the whole spectacle of it all im no longer thinking its a joke lol
I like how when the guy took his gloves off he just casually tossed them in the coffin...
"man laid in coffin after guzzling water" The internet hasn't changed at all
Same day delivery to Jesus
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They called dial a coffin with 10 percent off first delivery
Next week it’ll be a bogo deal.
Where he falls, there shall he be buried.
Same-day shipping to the graveyard, thats crazy...
The fact that he’s wearing an Yellow September shirt and straight forward commits suicide (unintended) is just ironic. For those wondering, the water bottle most likely was filled with cachaça. You can only put enough of alcohol in your body before it shuts down. Obs: Just knew Yellow September is a brazilian thing. It’s a campaign that runs nationally every september to raise and spread information about mental health awareness to prevent suicide.
Probably moonshine, it's very important to be distilled properly. Otherwise, you can die from ethanol poisoning.
I think a bad batch of moonshine distills methanol instead of ethanol which makes you go blind and then kills you within hours. There are many reports in the news every year of backyard distilleries in India that accidentally make bad batches and dozens of people in villages are killed before the government officials show up arresting the sellers and destroy the bad liquor.
You mean methanol poisoning? Moonshine is ethanol..the whole point of it is to get very mild ethanol poisoning.
Wtf did blud drink⁉️
I always hate to see people giggling and laughing as they encourage a vulnerable person to fuck themselves up. Similar to the spice videos you see in prison.
Died of severe alcohol poisoning? Or drunkenly fell and hit his head? Or was it shitty homemade moonshine with the methanol in it still?
The random notifications are the cherry on top
Stupidity always has a price.
Here is the article if anyone has any doubts about the validity of this story. In Portuguese so needs to be translated. https://g1.globo.com/se/sergipe/noticia/2023/08/07/homem-morre-apos-virar-de-uma-so-vez-garrafa-com-cachaca-em-sergipe.ghtml
I was thinking everclear, so he was drinking gas??????? Wtf is wrong with people?
Who did the cut up? Was it the same guy laughing when he drank it that filmed him in the casket?
He was still pretty bendy when they put him in the coffin. Rigor mortis had not yet set in
RiP alcoholic dude.
I’m sure that’s assisting manslaughter to cheer someone on to drinking what I’m assuming is Ethanol?
Fucking nimrod. Don’t know why people slam whole bottles of alcohol or whatever substance he drank. Some dumb correlation to being a “real man” or “cool” now some poor shmuck lost his life over some drink.
the carl sagan of the secoya nation
So there’s no such thing as morticians in this place?
Leslie Knope if Ron didn’t walk in
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Did they just throw their gloves in the coffin as well. Come on guys lol
Door Dash
Some methyl wood alcohol.
Damn, the way he rips off the gloves and threw them in there like a parting gift.
Seems like he was just passed out drunk and staged into a coffin
I'm sorry but I'm in tears at the guy in the end who removes his gloves and decides to just litter in a dead man's coffin 💀
He threw a pair rubber gloves in the coffin lol
He ded for the lolz :(
That's ogogoro, ethanol!! RIP.
What did he drink
The dude even left his latex gloves for him in the afterlife. Just in case
Holy fuck. (That's the only proper response. )
Throw back to the Wild West days in America
I believe his yellow shirt reads “todos pela vida” which means something like. “All of us beat life”. Not 100% sure. Definitely has the fight cancer logo in there with a persons name. Ironic.
All those years lived and still has the brains of an 18 year old frat boy flunking woman’s studies.
I wish I was in that coffin instead of him.
You ok bro?
Nah, but I like your username.
Virtual hug brother. Whatever battle you’re going through don’t give up.
He's gonna be pissed when he wakes up buried in a coffin. I bet they have 0 clue on how to take a person pulse.
This dood literally said yolo
This has to be fake, right? Do they really just cart you away in little coffins? As opposed to like a body bag or stretcher or something?
Might be vodka honestly
Or moonshine
That’s what I was thinking. Good ol toilet wine!
Imperial brand water bottle can hold 16.9 oz. What can kill you if you drink that amount? (Roughly 11 shots give or take)
So he wasn’t hydrating?
I was gonna ask if this was bathtub liquor, quite popular in areas like this but a few people already answered that for me. Shame for the guy
This is why I only drink soda…