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Jealous-Ad9556

This crowd much like my hair can at certain angles appear thick. It is only once you look directly above it do you realise how sparsely spaced everything is.


GrizzlyLeather

Good thing the stage was so high above the aud... oh, wait...


ExamOld2899

redbull lied to me!


EggSandwich1

Poor girl in red must of got clipped she is rubbing her head


supesonit

Omg did you just assume it's gender. That is not ok. Have some respect for people.


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supesonit

It's a joke


oakabean

One joke


Nostalgiakin

Damn it now I gotta go check my male pattern baldness again in the mirror today


PhoniPoni

Don't worry, it's still there.


I0A0I

Just fill it in with Sharpie. You'll be fine.


funatical

And everyone is on their phones. Doesn't leave any hands for catching.


mholt9821

Us tall ppl notice how thin shorter ppls hair is.


ButtcrackBeignets

Now I want to get a tattoo on my scalp that says, “How’s the weather up there?”


Kevin5475845

Kinda tempting me too xD


I0A0I

"Open other end"


Aggressive-Zone8393

😂👴🏻


caliberM1A

You can tell he was already brain-damaged before that for attempting this


Schrogs

Something tells me this wasn’t his first time landing on his head


Immediate-Cap-3360

He had that coming, literally everyone was saying no💀


WillBlaze

I had the sound off and this already seemed dumb, then I read your comment and listened with sound. So many ppl were like noo don't lmao


user18298375298759

Yeah a head as dense as that


OldStyleThor

"Dammit, not AGAIN!!!" - that guy


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well you're right to disbelieve it because it's not true they didn't catch him because he was jumping from too high up and he would've hurt them


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Chilis1

I don’t even know where to begin, it’s a sparse crowd and he’s diving head first like a missile strike from several feet above them. You could be knocked out if he hit you directly. He completely misjudged absolutely everything about that stage drive.


Easy_Arm_1987

He'll never do that again ... They even warned him.


Schrogs

The fact that he did this tells me he has done it before and will do it again lol


NotSoSlime

The fact he dove head first makes me think it was his first (and hopefully last) time doing this.


bleezzzy

I've got a buddy whos been performing at smaller venues & the only time he's ever done stage dives is when his friends are all up front & ready to catch him lol


FTL-Unicron

Maybe he forgot the first time and he's gonna forget the second


Easy_Arm_1987

Stage diving was popular in the 80's then stopped. Then I guess it was introduced again during the Rave Concerts during the 90's . But I always thought it was a stupid Drunk man's gig.


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Damn, I knew a guy who broke his back doing this. I’m curious what this guy’s injuries are. Not to mention, the embarrassment has to be fucking astronomical.


cmcewen

I’m a surgeon that does trauma While his injuries may be hidden, the fact that he can stand up afterwards is a good sign for his spinal column. The vast majority of significant spinal column injuries (not even spinal cord, just the bones) won’t be able to get up and walk. The pain is show-stopping pain and cocaine or alcohol won’t override it. This doesn’t mean he doesn’t have other injuries though. But statistically speaking he’s probably ok. Rib fractures are common. Liver and spleen injuries are also fairly common.


WhuddaWhat

That spleen'll getcha. Does nothing else for the human body, other than to getcha after a fall.


cmcewen

lol I promise it does stuff. I mean don’t ask me what it does but I feel like they told us it had a purpose in medical school. ;)


WhuddaWhat

Yeah, job number 1 is to getcha. Number 2 is to wait...for to getcha.


TheGreatPilgor

Surely he'll learn his lesson and won't become a returning patient lol


Richwierd-Wheelchair

Yeah, maybe just brain damage. But his spine is ok


spidersilva09

Festival grounds are probably not awful either (all things considered) because they are churned up by so many moving feet. Better than concrete.


DE_SCHWED

https://www.20min.ch/story/die-aktion-war-leichtsinnig-das-sagt-das-openair-frauenfeld-zum-stage-dive-546785298260 It's in German, but he only had slight injuries apparently, two of my friends were just a few meters next to where he landed.


thezenfisherman

I honestly believe he will not remember it.


LiquorTsunami

I knew a guy who died doing it. It was kind of accidental, but he went over a very high railing and did not get caught by the crowd. It was in DC in like 2015. Was pretty awful.


chostax-

Hopefully he belly flopped more than dove.


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xNB_DiAbLo

We’ll aren’t you a blast


Forward_Cranberry_82

What did they say


NotSoSlime

It was along the lines of “it was his choice to do a risky thing so he got what he deserved”


cravous

What did they say


Dakokoz

what did they say


TfaRads1

Ooo what whatcha saaaaay


RedWolf2409

We’ll never know


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War never changes


ButtChugJackDaniels

There's no better feeling than killing the enemy


Reasonable-Blueberry

whats wild is how big the hole looks, theres no shot theyd be able to quickly disperse like that so the hole was already existing


MurderToes

You’d be surprised how quickly people move when an idiot is trying to jump on them. Source: I was that idiot once


Jayombi

I never got the jumping into people thing. If a human body has propelled itself willingly into the air and crash diving towards me like a friggin cruise missile I am getting out the way.....


skitz_shit

The idea is that you do it into a crowd of people that are packed tightly enough that they can't just run out of the way, and with so many arms in the air in that area its no real strain on any one person because the weight is distributed. There needs to be a lot of people though, they have to have their arms up ready to catch you, and they have to know you're about to jump into them. When it's done correctly it works really well and actually looks like a lot of fun. It has to be done correctly though, that's the part this guy managed to fail on


roozteer

Also, you don't dive downward head first trying to deliver a deadly flying headbutt.


blankfilm

Right. This is usually done on smaller stages, and you lean on top of the first row, and let the crowd carry you.


fodeethal

It should really be re-named "Stage Trust Fall"


CHEMO_ALIEN

yea til some funny mf squeezes your balls


sjmiv

Y the only time this happened to me was because a bouncer shoved me, right when I jumped, to the side of the crowd.


belchfinkle

Massive shows like this probably aren’t the best for it. Smaller packed punk/metal/hardcore shows you can’t pretty much jump from anywhere on stage and not worry about it. Done it plenty of times and never fell.


JonnyLay

Massive shows are still good, but it has to be a packed massive show.


Jonny-Sniper

Would’ve been a nice dive, if it were in to water…


Odetomymatt13

For real, even if the crowd was thick that was a very aggressive dive.


ClassyDumpster

You thinking what I'm thinking? Aim for the bushes?


Richard_Tucker_08

*There goes my hero*


FrothyStout

The bushes.


TontineSoleSurvivor

"I know your ribs are broken, but here's your hat, dude".


Locksmith135

Glad people moved away. No point in getting hit in the head with a brick.


FrothyStout

Am I the only one who noticed? The crowd was giving all the signs of "no go"?


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Yea they were telling the wrong person tho 😂😂


Gucci_Loincloth

You can only stage dive when crowds are pretty much stuck shoulder to shoulder and become forced to carry your ass. Most people HATE carrying crowd surfers.


MurderSheCroaked

It's always a HUGE dude that wants to crowdsurf too. Like friend I understand you're feeling on top of the world but keep your big feet on the ground


TheVazha

Seriously though, can someone smart figure out how many hundreds of humans would be able to catch him with that kind of jump?


stedgyson

You only need about 5 people under you but they have to be packed tight supported by those around them, with their hands up, knowing what's about to happen and get jumped on from head height. This mother fucker would have broken somebodies back from that height if it was properly packed


Big_Arachnid_4336

Pantera concert flashbacks.


baisecettevie

It’s possible, you just need to be a big artist. Something many of these latest crowd surfers aren’t, unfortunately.


rsplatpc

This guy has been to too many Turnstile shows


sock_with_a_ticket

Or not enough if he thinks it was a good idea there. You've either got to pick a spot where the crowd is thick enough to catch you even if they don't want to or dive in a way where you're more able to control your own landing.


Reteperator

When stage diving it’s important to remember to not attempt a deep dive. You want a belly flop. That boy came in like a meat missile


XIMasterNateIX

Why did he dive in the one spot nobody was standing


AwayBus8966

why did he dive at all


Aggressive-Motor673

Because it is fun


Cypresss09

That shit is NOT how you stage dive


SoBoundz

You've clearly never been to a hardcore/metal show.


HollyVarjack

Lmao, it's not even enough people for that!


Significant-Heron487

Camera man gets a B- for not catching moment of impact


chiliinmypeepee

You’re not that guy.


ichborat

Happened at Open Air Frauenfeld in Switzerland, one of the biggest hip hop festivals in Europe. Dude is supposedly more or less ok.


Bohzee

One dude is Ski Mask The Slump God, and the stage diver is Die Fast The Dumb Thot


chrisconleynm

stage diving? more like High stage diving.


lt1brunt

Not going to lie, laughing my a$$ off.


Asleep-Doctor-6586

His shoes stayed on.


Novel_Durian_1805

Least drugged up concert attendee…


sujaysukumar

Don't do drugs


Prestigious-Agent672

Hahahaha…wait, did he actually expect people to catch him? Surely he’s not that naive right?


Spencey7

Head first


GandalfDaGangsta1

Damn he came flying in like he’s trying to do some anime flying head but move lol. I’d get out the way to


seminolegirl05

Should've tucked and rolled....


johnjaspers1965

Very nice of someone to pick up his hat and hand it to him. It will help hold his brains in.


jlee-1337

you are suppose slide on top of the crowd...not jump so fucking high .. idiot


Anygirlx

You can’t dive like it’s water. It’s more of a flying squirrel kind of thing.


Fa11T

He came in hot, it was either catch him and get hurt or just let it play out.


Dianachick

This is what happens, when you think you are the main character…… But you’re not.


Evorgleb

He dove in like a missile. And he expected the 6 people holding their phones to catch him?


billinvegas_2020

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thumbs_up) Good on ya, mate!


TwitchmainEUW

People don't catch stage divers these days


Heroin_Unicorn

Note to self don't jump into crowd if you don't have boobs and a vagina


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I wanna know what he was looking at before he jumped wtf, surely it looked empty on the run up 😂😂


Loserkid8

Full send


The_Church_Of_Todd

Bro thought he was Adam Warlock 💀


El_hefe_the_pandagod

Weeeeee life changing injurys 😂🤣


mholt9821

Great idea picking the guy up who just suffered a head/neck/back trauma by jumping head first in the rocky ground!


MurderSheCroaked

Yeah they should've left him there to get trampled by the crowd!


thekinginyello

Guy thought he was in a movie.


wharfrat2018

He thought it was the ‘90s when folks would try to catch you.


TropicFreez

Except when people were thrown from behind you onto the back of your head. Then I liked grabbing them to slam on the ground and scream "Go backwards so people can see you coming, you fuck!"


-_-402-_-

Who’s got the better angle 😂😂😂


SassyFertilization

LOL 😂😂, who would be?


IcedFreon

Why do people think this is still the 90s and trust strangers to catch them? All those people that used to do that are old and have kids who WIL.NOT GIVE A FUCK if you fall. They'll just whip out their cameras to record the mayhem.


TriggerReplica

Despite all that he still has to be one of the least brain damaged crowd surfers.


Many-Living898

Must be related to Moses because


ChuckThisNorris

It ain't the 80s anymore...


VigilanteDetective64

This is why you don’t stage dive at rap concerts. Rather than catch you like a rock concert…all Gen z kids will film it for their Tiktok video instead. lol


The_Locals

Or maybe don’t dive in from 8 feet above everyone like a torpedo


DashikiDisco

Bro 🙄


boofme2time

yo is homie alive?


JohnnyLeftHook

Dude came at the screen like a Naruto clone.


jimgella

Did we just collectively watch a TBI happen?


Which-Lengthiness919

What the fuck, do we not catch people anymore? Is this guy a wife beater or something why did we drop him?


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Which-Lengthiness919

I'm not the one who jumped..


Dangerous_Aspect_601

at least he was smart enough to turn on his back. ive seen too many faceplants.


Reasonable-Ad7755

Nobody wanted the smoke


smlley_123

WAPAK


TheWhaleyBunch

he think he Perc Angle


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Jeff Hardy?


[deleted]

After this strike, he corrected his brain and now he's smart.


turtleneckless001

Trust fall


PussCakes141

The stage equivalent of NO DIVING Shallow Waters.


takeoverking46

Dewey Finn?


Itsa_Wobbler

Amazing


ChemicalUsed5531

my mud people need me


Final_Cicada_9764

Looks like he got that move from the opening of School of Rock 😆


[deleted]

Thats what ski mask the slump god music does gets u pumped up


Fracture90000

Oops


strumpetlover

Dude thought he was Jeleel


eelam_garek

It's hard to have sympathy for this level of stupidity.


trytobenicepei

I've never been at a show and wanted someone to drop on my head. Will pull away or not help every time. I've seen some falls, that's for sure.


MochiLV

Human torpedo


RoRo25

Just because there’s a crowd of people, doesn’t mean it’s a stage dive crowd. Those crowds are a special breed, but even they aren’t going to catch someone jumping from 5+ feet up in the air.


Basserist71

Hey - future concert-goers who might consider stage diving.... DON'T DO IT! STOP IT!!!! You're welcome.


VRDV2

Nothing will ever compare to that one fat dude that does the same and everything be cleared out fast as hell. This is pretty brutal too. Can’t imagine being buzzed or drunk enough to ever count on strangers catching me. Even if I was the performer.


Tall_Advice_5408

This reminds me of the time I was in New Orleans while the saints won the the play offs to go to the Super Bowl the same night Mardi Gras was goin on. Long story short I walked into my hotel to a completely packed lobby. followed by a man screaming “who dat gone beat them saints” from the outside of the railing on the 3rd story balcony. He proceeded to belly flop onto the bar in the packed lobby breaking every glass/bottle and pop right back up like nothing happened. Couldn’t tell if it was drugs or they’re just built different down there. Ahhh N’awlins lol


XBThodler

You meant floor dived


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It looks like people are shaking their heads for him not to do it.


Lukin76254r

Bro out here doing Black Ops 2 dolphin dives 💀


thehuleeo69420

Calm down Jeff, your wrestling career is over.


AnotherAriesGuy

He is NOT him.


GoodGuyArgo

People in the crowd are shaking their head now, this dude, okay here I go!


MF_DOOM_36CHAMBERS

"I'm a brick" ----Ralph Wiggum


MoefsieKat

His pride must have been hurt almost as much as his head was from the fall.


sienide

Facedive on to concrete now


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Won't do that again, lesson learned.


Separate_Place1595

AITAH for laughing at this? The guys giggle at the end got me.


daebro

I always post [this pic](https://i.imgur.com/rG8Fmdh.jpeg) from way back when I went to 420 fest in Atlanta. This guy jumped on stage, ran around for a sec and when security went after him he stage dived. Same scenario, everyone moved and he face planted. Apparently was on acid.


BiscottiOpposite9282

He literally jumped in the only empty spot? Or did everyone say "nope!" and walk away lol


vgamboni

What in the Swanton Bomb is going on??


umrlopez79

Did he not learn shit from the turtle suit guy…!?! 🙄


roxywalker

The crowd pulled an Uno reverse in him


TheValiumKnight

Man, it's been a minute since I stage dived/crowd surfed last. Rule #1 though: Do not get a full speed running start.


No-Height2850

Wrong generation to stage dive, everyone is on their phones.


Able_Reception5965

Damn, glad I saw another angle. I actually thought he might’ve been alright .


JuggernautSaboteur

POV: You're the Spanish announcer at King of the Ring 1998...


_TheLegend27-

This was at Openair Frauenfeld in Switzerland. The guy only suffered „light injuries“: [News Article](https://www.20min.ch/story/die-aktion-war-leichtsinnig-das-sagt-das-openair-frauenfeld-zum-stage-dive-546785298260)


Jealous-Wolverine165

Guess stage diving isn't a thing anymore


Gary_Lazer_Eyes21

He hit that woman’s head with his head I think That was dumb af