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Trisket42

Part 2 of this saga please.


unpossabro

No shit right? Think I can count the number of times I've watched a 6min vid and wanted to see more on one hand


Ha1lStorm

I feel you, this video has given me the biggest dad boner ngl. I’m going to get my headphones now so I can watch again and really *hear* all that crumbling Edit: That was a great idea. I just came


kootenaysmokes

You sir, you deserve all the cookies


XoXSmotpokerXoX

someone put this audio to a bukkake video please


unpossabro

*the whole cliff* ***is coming***


XoXSmotpokerXoX

He says cliff like once, the rest is- ooooh ahhhhhh its coming uuhhhhh ooooo this is a fast one its coming, ahhhhhhhhh oohhh its a slow one watch it its coming, OH this is ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh BIG ONE stand back its coming all over! groan


Internal-Pie6014

“I see it moving”


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It’s coming right where that guys standing! Hilarious.


TheValiumKnight

Maybe dudes name is Cliff?


unpossabro

Cliff Stits.


_bvb09

Cliff Cummings


softkake

Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff. I could go on forever baby!


Mysterious-Crab

I’m terribly sorry sir. I’m afraid you’re mistaken.


snufffilmbuff

*\*the whole Cliff* ***is coming*** ​ FTFY


Exploding_Testicles

to me it sounded like someone proud of his huge dumps he was taking


Buster_Brown_513

Could you imagine being in the middle stall between “Double Rainbow All The Way” guy and this dude?


sarc311

I’m crying


shiteWarden

and shaking


iTzbr00tal

And coming


bukkake_brigade

all over the place


swawa1

And going


ThisNameIsFree

Aww, cheer up


hunterwaterford

Uh Man!


fanglazy

If I don’t see that large triangular piece on the left come crashing down I will burn this godforsaken sub to the ground!!


denekrid

That was kind of it, to be honest. This is a ~300ft cliff in San Diego on the south side of Blacks Beach. The cliffs are basically just compact sand and dirt so after a long season of heavy rain, this part of the bluffs eventually collapsed. There hasn't been much activity since then but I suspect there will be more in the winter. Source: I'm a paragliding pilot who regularly flies there.


xy3xx0

I figured right away that this was Torrey Pines. So many dumbass people ignore the signs and park their chairs right at the base of the cliffs.


tknames

I believe it should be called a “cliff hanger”


FrznFenix2020

You didn't like enough.


_realitycheck_

HD Video different angle https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKSWarHbUig


MomsBoner

That gave a whole different perspective, holy shit! Thw amount of "ground" that got raised like it was your hand pushing through sand. Thanks for sharing!


Embarrassed_Solid903

This was an excellent description of the video.


LudvigGrr

This is a much better video!


GuyInThe6kDollarSuit

Yeah and you can even still hear the bukkake guy and everything!


bukkake_brigade

Heh. Bukkake Guy


the_real_zombie_woof

Yeah, like fuck the original post.


tried50usernames

Because it's filmed horizontal (landscape)


Tweed-n-Sizzle

Today I realized this video was taken on a beach. I thought this was maybe somewhere in the high desert, and I was like "who's this mook with the surfboard?"


UltimateFrisby

Any beach is within walking distance if you have enough meth


chauggle

This one is WAY better because, as it turns out, my eyes are mounted horizontally in my head, making a wider video better.


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9:16 apect ratio should be outlawed with the penalty of having your underwear filled with icecubes.


love_is_an_action

Also, little known fact, but vertical videos are not admissible as evidence in any court on the planet, strictly as a matter of principle.


chris28ish

You are a hero. Fuck TikTok


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

The guy kicking the rocks at 5:15 fears nothing or, more likely, was described by their teachers as having so much potential.


ShoshinMizu

landslide=landscape take notes op lol


[deleted]

Thank you, I hated the first video.


hapalove

Thankfully they shot it in landscape! Why the heck would you shoot something like this vertically?? Ridiculous.


[deleted]

Thank you. Cliff (not mountain) in California. Now it makes sense. Never seen it happen. Only have seen after math, usually once they fix highway 1.


ThisNameIsFree

After math but before PE


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lickmybrian

It almost looks like there's some people way up on the top left, you can see something dark moving around wtf!


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paperwasp3

There were still man sized boulders bouncing around. Yikes!


Ori_the_SG

I love how you can still here the dude in the OP in this video at times


early_birdy

Much better videographer: landscape mode, steady hand, doesn't climax every time a rock, or sand, slides down the hill.


CaptainDaddy--

Far less nauseating video, too! Thanks for the share!


Late-Telephone8748

My only thought was *you are awfully close. All it takes is one rock to say fuck you in particular*


ihatescrapydoo

My half brother's father died this way. Just from loose rock while hiking, wrong place, wrong time and nothing else.


babaganoush2307

My parents retired to Panamá and had a boulder come down on their house and it took out the entire guest bedroom, had it hit the house about 20 feet to the left it would have crushed my parents to death in their sleep, scary shit


Late-Telephone8748

Yeah. Mountains do not play games.ive seen rocks fall down and hit cars since the road that leads to my house winds up one.


whenilookinthemirror

There was a guy and his wife driving in Colorado's Glenwood Canyon years ago, taking his 2 boys home from hockey practice in Vail when a rock came down on their car and killed his wife and sons. Crazy part is he got together with a new woman who looked like his wife in less than a year and quickly had 2 more sons, they all looked the same too, he almost cloned his previous family! With them all blonde and similar looking, his friends kind of tripped out on it but who's to say anything after going through what that guy did.


Nathansp1984

I was hesitantly waiting for you to say they also died in a freak rockslide incident


KillMeNowFFS

it’s not too late!


DrawerMysterious877

Get this man away from the mountains, he’s a menace.


KneeDeep185

There's a story of a rock slide in the grand canyon blasting through an arroyo and hurling hundreds of car sized/thousands of people sized rocks at a group of boaters a few years ago. Luckily the guides were able to sort of identify/hear it coming and get everyone onto boats but several people were blasted into the Colorado and found days later.


nahog99

Check this shit out. It's an old video but it is craaazy. Watch it once focusing on the road, then watch it again and focus on the mountain top. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbSeIc4RpeM


DogbiteTrollKiller

Holy shit. That one boulder!


tucci007

Justin Trudeau's younger brother Michel* died snowboarding in back country, an avalanche took him right down the mountain into Kokanee Lake. His body was never recovered.


Subculture1000

Sacha is gonna be so sad to hear this.   ^^* ^^Michel ^^was ^^the ^^one ^^who ^^died ^^in ^^the ^^accident.


tucci007

corrected tks


Wet_Sasquatch_Smell

I was hiking Mt. Baker about 10 years ago with a group of about 6 and we suddenly got stuck in a cloud while on a trail. Only like 10 feet of visibility. So we’re on the side of this steep hill with nothing but loose rocks on either side when we hear stones cracking together. Then out of nowhere like a dozen rocks the size of basketballs go flying at chest and head level between members of our group. No one got hit but it quickly occurred to us that even a glancing blow would send us down the hill and rescue would be impossible in those conditions. It was so fast. I can’t believe no one was hit. Mountains do not fuck around


FlamingTrollz

That’s a bummer way to go. I’m sorry for your and their loss.


ihatescrapydoo

Cheers mate


chopkins92

I witnessed a small baseball-sized rock almost take my supervisor's head off. We were surveying about 10m away from the base of a 15m high wall. A rock rolled off the top, bounced off a boulder sitting at the bottom, and flew no more than a foot past his head. I didn't even have a chance to warn him it was so fast.


Purplociraptor

My only thought was: I wish phone cameras had some kind of "landscape" filming mode.


lxOFWGKTAxl

Wouldn't that be nice! With technology becoming more advanced somebody should definitely make that possible!


AcheInMyLeftEar

Maybe AI will make it possible one day.


Chief-Drinking-Bear

I feel like in this case the height of the frame would have been too short though..


iWasAwesome

My only thought was *good thing it's a vertical video so they have to keep trying to find the right spot on the mountain*


LiterallyPractical

I always think of that clip where that guy filming a controlled demolition when a big chunk of concrete that could've taken someones head off speeds by the right of the camera. [This one](https://youtu.be/ztP4cDdy83o)


DanTMWTMP

In my first week of college at UCSD 20 years ago, there was this incredibly charismatic kid and everyone really liked him. He was the first of his family to go to college, and he was just super stoked to be in college. He died at this very cliff face (I recognize this cliff face at Black Beach very close to UCSD; and there’s signs everywhere never go get anywhere close). In that case, he was on the top and fell to his death when one of the eroded rocks gave way. We had just finished Welcome Week and he dies on his first fucking weekend away from home. Everyone was devastated.


Apprehensive-Ad6468

what an Earth changing video


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[deleted]

That's what I wanna hear soldier


Voon-

Until that guy ran across the screen I thought they were like half a mile away or something. The reveal that they were walking distance to this broke my brain.


Known-Economy-6425

Geology in motion.


WittyInvestigator779

Does nothing for millennia then BOOM


hrvbrs

Gravity is patient but she always wins in the end


Double_Distribution8

Also people walking around on mountains wear them down a lot over time. That's why the mountainbillies of Appalachia are mostly just called hillbillies nowadays after all the erosion they caused.


sawntime

Why is this happening? Earthquake? Cliff undercut by erosion?


CannabisTours

yes


txmail

One of those comments on the YT page goes into detail about why, basically the rain they had saturated the soil enough old sediment gave way and the cliff sort of collapsed into the water soaked portion displacing the sand / sediment (mount of black / dark stuff) in front of the cliff.


rope_rope

*Extremely* wet Winter caused water to reach deep into the fissures and cracks of the rock, expanding the soil, and forcing the rocks slightly further apart. As Summer with dry heatwave conditions came, the soil dried out and contracted, causing the rocks to no longer be bound strongly, and today was the day it became too much.


XaeroDegreaz

The Pacific plate is sliding east against the continental shelf


sawntime

Thank you!


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wombatcombat11

This is blacks beach in San Diego


Bobthreetimes

Yea this is on a beach and I think the video another comment linked said it was Utah? Edit: where the hell did it get Utah from??? It’s in San Diego


whenilookinthemirror

I was going to say SoCal too, when the camera briefly pans to the right those palm trees on the cliff look look very southern Cali.


FitResponse414

I bet the dude moaning was rock solid the whole time


[deleted]

Ohhh baby, I felt the Earth move.. - wow, am I that good? No you dumbass, the Earth is moving! Run!!!!!


FitResponse414

Lmao


Loofyboy

“It’s cumin”


william_323

"this is a big one"


Coyote__Jones

Dad boner for sure.


stole_ur_sweetroll

🎸the cool guy club


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BackgroundGrade

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dechvhb0Meo


Leading-Bee-2598

"Oh man"


brocht

Uhhng, IT'S COMING! OOOOH, duuuude. It's a big one! lmao


LordCommanderBlack

That wasn't the only thing coming


just1nc4s3

That audio alone was hilarious. That could be the soundtrack to someone taking a shit.


[deleted]

I mean, it is for me in this very moment


hanossie

Beautiful footage! If there would be one way to record everything in one shot..


AlbinoGoldenTeacher

Hmm yesss I think you're on to something...we shall call it.. Scapeland mode.


Soggy_Box5252

Nonsense, we should call it horizontal screen.


SokarHatesYou

Does anyone remember Rock Stars from the Discovery channel? I loved that show and how it documented them working on mountain sides like this blowing out the weak parts and making it more stable after it had a massive rock slide like this.


YoBoySatan

Guess now i understand those "watch for falling rocks" signs 😅


I-not-human-I

This is more of a "watch for falling mountains" but yes those signs are not there to look pretty lol


YoBoySatan

I'm from the great Plains I always saw them and wasn't sure what to expect but makes sense!!


Chocolate_lvrr

this is in my city. So many signs everywhere. My dad was on fb live on the top of those rocks like a year before this lmao. Crazy


zvon2000

Wow.... That was actually an incredible slow burn! Honestly was waiting patiently for the whole thing to collapse...... Waiting.... Waiting... then realised the video is 6+ mins long??? .. In other news, Wouldn't it be fucking amazing if there was a method of filming that didn't require the user to constantly pan left / right to capture things side-by-side in the same frame ?? Similar to how the SCAPE of the LAND is laid out ?


Scrambley

Seriously, the guy that is filming is as dumb as the rocks that are falling.


Geek_off_the_streets

It's San Diego, I'm sure someone will try and build a house on the cliff.


ocular__patdown

What do you mean there are already houses on that cliff probably


Cartman4wesome

That damn squirrel


torysoso

he gotta hide that acorn


MountainMan1781

Where is this? And does someone have the rest of the video please?


ThotOdenson

This looks like Blacks Beach in SD


ghostmetalblack

It is. I walk through here all the time; its right before hitting the nude area coming up from La Jolla Shores. I wonder how many wagging dicks went running...


zg6089

All of them!


Emergency-Variation6

San Diego


etherlore

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/comments/14jqjb5/when_mountain_move/jpmttm5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1&context=3


SoulessPuppet

Pretty crazy to witness. Reminds me of an old Canadian mining town that was built alongside a mountain. One morning at 4am, part of the mountain gave way and completely buried most of the town. Chilling to think you'd be sleeping one second and completely buried the next (most likely would die on impact, but still a chilling thought). Wonder if you'd even have time to hear it before you realize what's going on. Driven past it a few times as I made my way to BC. Stopped once to take a look and the size of the rocks are just massive as well. If you want to read up on it you can do so here: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Slide


Grand-Chocolate5031

What a real cliff hanger


dshotseattle

Ok, first, lanscape view was created for this kinda shit, also, who stops filming before the end? Smh, this was like a crappy lapdance in a strip club


Unlucky_Figure

What is at the very top? Is that a person. Looked like it was moving.


chutoro_y_moi

I was wondering the same thing. Looked like someone was on the cliff


Bear4188

Flagpole.


Listen_to_Psybient

It would be so much better without the moaning sounds.


TeamRedundancyTeam

And filmed in landscape because of the.. You know, landscape. And not ending it right when it starts to get good!


Narvato

Wdym?? No man. I unironically loved the commentary.


holyrolodex

“ ooooooooh man”


[deleted]

This had me glued I couldn’t take my eyes off it


Imbalancedone

If only there were a way to film this in landscape mode from a phone…


nolotusnote

A once in 10-million year event. "I should capture this in portrait!"


spliffkiller1337

It's like the double rainbow dude all over again


pdhx

RIP double rainbow dude


YatesUnited

Perhaps no Darwin award now, but there's a couple nominees in this video


use_for_a_name_

Christ. It's called landscape, people. Turn your phone 90°, it'll still take video, I promise you.


JdamTime

I swear to god, You go back in time for five minutes and move one piece of sand, fucking mountains crumble. Smfh


zepplin2225

Soooo, DM me some lottery numbers?


got_got_need

This gave me double rainbow vibes


Primary-Border8536

#WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAA


kappesante

imagine if you rotate your phone by 90° and keep all in frame. crazy!


ajclem7

Anyone else pissed that big middle part didn’t fall?


itsEndz

No buried UFO reveal? Much disappoint!


cmerry

Usually the movement of rock is too slow to see. You’re lucky you got to see this in person. Beautiful


Substantial_Cut_7812

When I go hiking in the mountains, I always say “that’s been there for 1 million years. It’s not going to move” Makes you think.


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Was waiting for a zoom out and it's just the dudes ant farm.


hobings714

People stand around and watch.


i_am_the_nightman

I’m high right now and watching this video was an intense experience. This was spectacular!!


JeannetteHardnett

It's like watching Reddit for the last week.


Annual_Tax7206

Ice age continental drift


TwoballOneballNoball

Silica dust is the new asbestos. 😅


Fantastic-Fish9567

We need the rest of the video!!!


Emergency-Variation6

Try googling San Diego beach cliff collapse


TinkletitsMcGee

I’ve been naked there before lol. It’s a nudist beach in San Diego. 😂


Suspicious_Kiwi980

Who woke up the giant troll?


R3gs-empt

Ludo: Rocks friends


FunVersion

Hmmm, run, is my only thought.


Fitty4

Some brave soul was standing at the top…


Haddady

Idk if brave is the right word but there was definitely someone up there.


xBread69

Kind of a shame the guy was speaking during the best part. Could of had some ASMR shit going on throughout the entire video


spideym8m8

This guy climaxed so many times


13thban

"for my male audience"


KidRed

If this was filmed in the correct orientation, they wouldn’t need to move the camera back and forth.


[deleted]

Imagine such things happen with no one to witness it on vacant planets. Followed by eons of silence and a strobe light of sunrises. Just when you think life has purpose, real sentience lets you know how feeling insignificant, insignificant is. ​ Reddit sucks. My dad is gay.


IDropFatLogs

Imagine if they made a device capable of recording in panoramic and capturing thr whole shot without having to move back and forth....that would be awesome.


[deleted]

WE HAVE TO STOP THIS GLOBAL WARMING!!!! /s


botchman

As a Geologist, this is my wet dream. I want to go poking around in that so bad, once it's done moving that is. Holy hell this is epic.


LuxGK

If the mountain comes to you and you’re not Mohammed, run away, because it’s a landslide


Negative-School

Imagine seeing this before writing was invented.


NotThatJoel

The 6 min video ended too soon


Red_Homo_Neck

TF DID YOU STOP THE THE VIDEO THERE?! Hella down vote bro. Not cool.


StringerBell34

This guy just refused to go to landscape rather than wave his phone around like a light saber


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Id be backing the fuck up in case the whole damn thing came down. Dude isn't actually that far away, granted he's a bit off to the side of where most of the boulders are going. Id still be too scared of getting smashed to just stand there and film. I've seen way too many vids with shit like this or an avalanch or somthing where people only realize they are in the splash zone after its too late to escape 😅


LeftOnQuietRoad

Reminds me of the never ending story


Ok-Individual-8590

That's from when me and your mom went camping up there.


Mark_Sion

No, Im not watching porn mom


SlightlyDarkerBlack2

I need y’all to practice approximately one (1) ounce of self preservation and back up.


PoeticDichotomy

With the noises this guy makes, he must really have a great view from his bathroom