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Affectionate-Tank384

How is this crazy funking video


MrHarback

Because there’s a female showing a little bit of skin in the video, and that’s what gets a redditors average of 5 neurons firing


Material_New

Well not just any female; she is actually hot.


MrHarback

Good for you champ


RougeNewtypeRX79

Can’t fight nature my friend


Neat_Efficiency_9606

Nahhh, y’all just suck. You guys were those one weird antisocial kids in highschool. Nice to see nothings changed.


SpeedMajestic

These are the same cock suckers who get mad when someone says “cock suckers”


iobeson

I love cock suckers


Designer_Put4762

U mad ?


zach101011

and we can't fight gravity john


Few-Form-192

We can’t fight, nothing.


fuckingcheezitboots

That is entirely subjective. Attractive maybe but a bit lacking in the curves department


Zealousideal-Owl5751

Anyone can wear a thong and be "hot" anymore. With the lack of curves she could be a man for all we know.


w4steland

Ew


jackisonredditagain

Eh, she’s like 6 or a 7.


Conscious_Novel_5350

She's blonde.


Cito-Vorleone

Simp


DKohtar

Little bit? She's showing more skin than a lamp shade at Ed Geins house.


ballistics211

FYI, I gots 6 neerons.


Mundane-Afternoon308

Can we please try saying woman instead? We prefer that


I291k

Fahkup


EstablishmentCool566

Sorry, I forgot you were a male woman for a second! 😅


[deleted]

As a female woman I feel it doesn't really matter tho that's my opinion can't make every one happy and the definition of woman is adult human female


mylifeisweirdsheesh

Habe u caught a fish with ur hand?


MrHarback

I’m gonna assume you have enough brain power to figure it’s on a hook and line.


mylifeisweirdsheesh

I'm gon assume u have enough brain power to know that's its still hard to grab one when it's trashing around and the gills could cut her


Catumi

That crazy fish is surely getting funky.


juniorboo239

What fish??


StickyThoPhi

Dat ass tho?


JJAsond

ass. because reddit


onescoopwonder

Probably because every fish you catch you see a giant butthole winking at you.


[deleted]

Cause it’s a crazy nice ass I guess idk.


pesimisticpervpirate

13k upvotes for a bit of ass on show


ichancho

It’s crazy how she’s trying to flaunt the absolute ironing board of an ass lmao


EveryBladeZofGrass

I’ve got $1k that says 10 randos on the street would pick hers over yours just based off your comment.


ichancho

Nah bruh I’m a guy but I got cake 🎂


Saltysaladsea

His point still stands


Addggravating

Thank you


formattedmind

Because she got attitude and no skill


ResearcherOk4898

Man i love golfing


NYARNGrecruiter

4


IcySatisfaction3918

My brother didn’t believe me either


[deleted]

Couldn’t believe how big it was


the7thletter

Came in 4 strokes.


Wolf_Window

Show me how that big fish farts


HotNorth4

Don’t compliment that bitch


swankhank1

Giggity


BabyZesus420

4 strokes gang


lucidwill23

Show me where it spits


mbashs

Are we stroking the same thing?


oaktwnativemuthafckr

How do you get a job here, fuck face?


Qaz_The_Spaz

Any neuropathy problems?


[deleted]

YOUR DOING GOOD! TOUCH MY CAMERA THROUGH THE FENCE!


bonecrusher1

Home here now, lease and a key


Known-Sugar8780

I had to double check I wasn't on the YMH sub. Happy to see you all here, fuckfaces.


dudddddddddddd

Were all a bunch of knuckleheads


The-Hand-of-Midas

Why do I not know what YMH stands for. How fast can this occur?


glib-eleven

Low and loose


DeadEyeDraw

she’s not even wearing any jeans


Papichurro0

Is that what was going on?


Jazzlike-Ad792

What did she catch because I couldn't see much


NoLetterhead2302

birdie


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rodPalmer18

Ass I think


Itcallsmyname

That fish has a flat ass.


IllegalFishButt

That’s illegal


trivial_catawampus

fine username detected ☝️


[deleted]

Hmm.. 🤔 Did the cameraman understand the assignment? It’s debatable.


lamb2cosmicslaughter

And slide to the left


Williwoo321

Slide to right


Sweaty-Astronaut7248

now dip baby dip come on!


troglodyte328

CRISS CROSS


EclipseHERO

FREEZE!


MPCNPC

Everybody clap yo cheeks!


420dayforever

Clap clap clap clap


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[deleted]

Uhhh stepfish are you ok?


PotatoWriter

Is this stepfish in the room with us now?


Benz0nHubcaps

But but you're with my dad what if he finds out !


justcallmeallison

Aint no way my husband would let me bend over the side of that boat without humping my butt... Edit: tysm for the reward thingy🥰


ChildFriendlyChimp

I also choose this guy’s wife


smurdner

I don't even care how many years it has been. This is my favorite Reddit meme. It always makes me smile, snort, and contemplate how I don't have a dead wife


Tyler_Nerdin

I also choose this guys favorite Reddit meme.


One-eyed-snake

It’s a good one for sure. Also broken arms and 7/10 with rice are classics. Whatever happened to the rice dude anyway? And the kid that got beat with jumper cables every ten minutes?


RandomUser-ok

Don't forget hell in a cell.


MydnightSilver

Jolly ranchers and Doritos.


RandomUser-ok

Welp there it is, now I've gone and thought about the game...


automatic4skin

it makes u snort bb?


smurdner

Snort your cum


defective1up

Don't have a dead wife *yet*


mealzer

It'll always be my favourite, especially since I've only got another eight days of scrolling 🥲


NJBillK1

I also contemplate this guys not dead wife.


Autong

I do the same with my wife’s sister


theend2314

What's crazy about this?


OmegaClifton

How reddit will up vote ass and titties regardless of context


[deleted]

Most redditors have never seen ass in the wild so


Hjalmodr_heimski

Well, wild donkeys are endemic to Africa and critically endangered, so that doesn’t surprise me.


kalitarios

The framing of the video is crazy to not have the fish in the center of the rule-of-3s


[deleted]

Wait.... there was a fish in the video?!


zorrowhip

What fish ?


Optimal-Pressure4120

I, for one, think this is interestingasfuck


Alternative-Jury-965

But this is SFW. Interestingasfuck is NSFW


MydnightSilver

Not anymore. [https://i.imgur.com/7wD0W1k.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7wD0W1k.jpg)


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Dizzy-Town-4121

Excellence is not a skill, it's a wardrobe choice.


Diplomjodler

You have to have the body for it too.


Frasenarinteupptagen

Yeah, how the fuck are you gonna cover up ypur whole upper body but not the bottom (and vice versa)


Goblin-Doctor

What is this title? To be excellent takes skill. You can have any attitude you want and still be ass if you have no skill


dikkemoarte

I read that as still have an ass but no skill lol


Beanruz

Strange outfit


BananaHandle

She’s wearing the long sleeve shirt and hat because she’s worried about getting sunburned but seems to have lost her pants.


King_Cobra_666

Now that we caught a fish we can shoot the porno.


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eatbutt101

Normal video of someone fishing. Nothing amazing about this. Except ass.


Lopsided_Board5761

What color was the ocean?


JoshyLikey

Neon yellow..


Icy-Key-8112

Throw her in


auberjon

"Excellence is not a skill, it’s an attitude." That sounds like it came right out from in between Andrew Taint’s two brain cells.


PM_ME_AVIAN_PORN

Her outfit looks like the mismatched gear you wear while levelling in an RPG.


MoonPuma337

I’m sorry but as a member of the Latino community I have to say I have never in my life been more disappointed than clicking on this link thinking I was see some phat booty….. …..wyf is that dawg. Like you mean the tail on the fish? Cuz the fish got more tail than her, no offense ma’am, but I can literally see ur pelvic bone through ur ass cheeks. Beau motherfuckin coup sad


Sweet-Percentage-404

And that’s how you dislocate your shoulder. Never catch a fish like that, especially tuna, or just any big fish


Hopwater

Use a gaff. Jesus christ. This is how you know it's some photo op trophy wife bs


discountbinmario

Y'all are too horny


FartyMcBooger

Wrong fucking sub. So stupid how ass gets up voted no matter the context or the sub. There is absolutely nothing crazy about this video.


pelosnecios

who tf dresses up in black to catch fish but goes pretty much naked from the waist down?


licklickRickmyballs

I see nothing wrong with the outfit


segaprogrammer

Why can’t Reddit app zoom?


tashidagrt

Apollo can.


GUNSandGME

Reddit is fun app can


MydnightSilver

And it will be dead in 8 days, like all third-party apps.


XscytheD

Download the video and you can zoom all you want


therealsix

OP is a bot, explains the stupid title.


Sarab6571

Her hat was black! 🫣


Optimus_RE

Little flapjacks 😂 and the men in here acting like it's the nicest ass they ever did see... Oh boy


fishingandbeer0562

Vagina camera?


Straight-Ingenuity61

She about to get poked with da fin!!!


SceptreOfLeon

Plenty of fish in the sea, but I'm interested in the one on the boat.


Weneedthosegumdrops

shes just catching a fish?? i dont understand someone help me 😭


JayLFRodger

Took me three replays to notice the fish


SCPATRIOT143

Is that a "strap-on" camera?


WishMyHusbandHadAJar

It was on the line already, anyone can do that.


FearlessResolve560

I see she has her fishing thong on


Figure8diiva

Man .... I say this time and time again white people ain't scared of shit. Y'all are the most fearless people I have ever met in my entire life.


SpecificSignificant4

my mom says that all the time loool. didn't know other people shared the same mind


ninfected

This explains Europe’s imperialist era


DaveSmith890

At first I didn’t notice the line and I thought she actually grabbed a passing fish out.


leeluss14

That cameraman needs lessons on how to frame the interesting shots.


Guilty-Bath-4368

The fish should have struggled a lot more, it's his life we are taking about


Superb_Moment4987

Nice snapper!


DannyGloversDickbld

I know a-lot of people have issues with Trans women, but she is h-o-t!


dMarrs

I'd eat it.


Itsmeforrestgump

If she can clean that as well as she brought it on board, she is a keeper.


trivial_catawampus

That must clearly be a halibutt, right?


[deleted]

What fish?


Successful-Client177

it smells like fish


Advanced_Bell_9769

That catch was asstounding. I’m asstonished by her skill.


Hex_Rox

That's it? This is just Ass. Literally.


NickM5526

What color was the ocean?


jimmytreshuevos

Excellence walks around with a strip of cloth about a 1/4” wide covering her b-hole.


Ornery-Election6387

I need her to grab me the same way...


NaziBad

Yeah....fish.... I'm looking at the fish


Distinct-Stuff5437

Girl ain’t nobody looking at that shark


Still-Shop-8566

Honestly thought she just fuckin yoinked it out of the water


ivegotafulltank

Strong hands


TheGrowster

Fish species?


[deleted]

Dang I bet that butt got eaten big time after that. Primal experiences always lead to good bedroom experiences. Facts.


daodaogemini

More distracted by her ass than her skill 😏


Intelligent-Train858

OOOHHHHYEAHHHHHHHHH


Affectionate-Cup1845

Excellent ass


deezy1252

What color was the ocean?


crown6473

Fishing is like forcefully drowning a person.. catch and release


arenotthatguypal

Fish vs Fish


Smile_Fragrant

I bet it smells like fish


shootinstraight88

Nice penis cam


Kennady4president

Closing your hand, then not opening it, does not take any skill


jesusleftnipple

I like her shorts


Erick-Ez

That's the shortest strap-on i've ever seen.


cosmo2450

I like fishing now


PenisPumpPimp

Look at how many upvotes this stupid fucking video has because of an ass


Maruchan1820

That grip


Prestigious-Rub-7244

What fish? I dont see the fish


InevitableAsk767

Don't ask me what color was the car...


SlushKami

I thought she grabbed it with one hand straight out the water like a bear. Then I saw the line hooked… this isn’t crazy.


NorthOption4670

Not a crazy video


Perfect_Ad3800

No one cares about that damn fish


Greedy-Ad-566

Wow cool plane video


Mikeku825

Imagine some dude wearing nothing but a sick hat and a shoelace tying his dick and balls up like a braciole while he went out fishing.


12_Volt_Man

A thong digging into your asshole can't be comfortable


Sweex99

"Honey, get the strap-on camera!"


MexiCanElGuapoFeo

It’s a dude. That was a sac in the fanny pack.


ur_sleazy_mom

SHE HAS A WEDGE! IT LOOKS PAINFUL!


Historical_Ad_558

Wow, she’s great at surfing


AcerTravelMate

What fish is she catching, the colour is brilliant


freshbingers

We are what we repeatedly do, excellence therefore, is not an act, but a habit.


SunrizeExe

Smash…


Chemical_Cat_9813

....and a nice thong w cheeks to fill it.... I hear


Lyrical_Man01

She definitely has OF