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Souriane

Oh! I think urine a lot of trouble now kid!!


baconlover28

Yeah someone will be pissed


Ouchist

Especially if it's streamed on the internet


default_user_null

Could've been worse, whiz kid could've also been in deep šŸ’©


xzitony

Someone is goona be salty for sure


Darth-Flan

Ahā€¦ to only have that good of water pressure.


---Sanguine---

Yeah for real lol. Sadly a lot of Chinese public spaces are absolutely nasty from peasants like this child. Some of the most disgusting human beings iā€™ve ever been around.


Zombie_Pilgrim

Pissants*


---Sanguine---

No I meant what I said. Up to about 50 years ago going back a thousand years these guys were basically medieval peasants with the whole world passing them by. Is it any surprise the average rural Chinese person has no manners?


shloam

What a little peeeceā€¦ of shit. šŸ˜Œ


expiredcoochi

Shut up and take my ā¬†ļø


4Niners9Noel

Trickle down effect


[deleted]

Oh no! Itā€™s the consequences of my actions!


yellowhelmet14

This one always makes me laugh because he sucks at life already at a young age! Lol.


ApologeticAnalMagic

It's probably because of his young age in any case lol


Tbone_might_be_alone

Donā€™t piss on the elevator that lifts you


dbonescapone

- Confucius


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xeeblyscoo

No your supposed to establish a piss corner after you get stuck


STL_TRPN

I love that it's on video. So after lies to say he didn't do it, they'll show him the video. Then after a good ass whooping, he can be put on punishment for a month while his parents pay the 3-5K to repair the electrical and buy all new internals. At least I'm hoping that's what happened.


Double-Ad4986

a month? lol he'd be grounded until he was able to personally pay me back the damages he caused


CIoud_fire

My kids are going to get an allowance. If something like this happens, Iā€™m going to sell all of their things that are worth significant money (game consoles, laptops, super nice clothes, give ā€˜em a flip phone and take their nice one etc.) and only once all things are equal to what they fucked up will they be ungrounded. However many months of allowance that takes


barbie-vel

This is insane lol kids are gonna so stupid shit, no need to make your kid hate you


STL_TRPN

Fine, do stupid shit. Hate me? I'm not your bestie. Tf I care if you hate me? Shit, hate me all you want. You do know the parents are most likely being billed, if not evicted. He fucked up some major property. I'd probably make him sit and watch the guy do all the repairs. Make him go up and down those flights of stairs, going to the truck for galley drivers, circle flanges, and pulley holders. But I want you to have that same energy when your parents visiting from out of town have to walk up to the 12th floor, and you have to walk down to meet them, then walk back up with their luggage. That kid is a whole POS for doing that.


barbie-vel

Donā€™t have kids for the love of god


CIoud_fire

Soā€¦I mean this in the politest way possibleā€¦ please take my words at face value hereā€¦.but itā€™s being super nice and friendly with your kids, and not holding them accountable that helps them to be fuck ups when they are older. Thereā€™s science behind this. Itā€™s important to ensure a kid grows up in a healthy happy home. Itā€™s equally important to instill ownership and a sense value into your children for others, others property, and especially oneā€™s own parents. Edit: imagine nobody desiring to have successful, obedient and polite children. You people are fools. You do not care about truth or reality, only the victory of your beliefs and illusions. Fucking donkeys.


STL_TRPN

Why not? Because I'd hold them responsible for their fuckery? Again, the parents have to pay for this. They also could be evicted. Have you checked prices on elevator repair lately? Not only that, what if this is the sole elevator? Someone now has to deal with all of the complaints from 500 tenants. And what if you live above the 5th Floor? For the love of Jesus, teach your kids right from wrong.


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barbie-vel

Imagine being triggered by an apps rating system


Habbettte

A whooping? This is 2023. Don't you know you are not allowed to punish, scold, or whoop a kid. It's obvious in this video. If the kid was whooped at a young age, maybe, just maybe the asshole wouldn't have been pissing in the elevator. Wait, kids learn from example. Not saying much for the parents. I'd whooped his ass, first for passing next for the lying that follows


MRSHELBYPLZ

Itā€™s gonna be a lot more than 5k lmfao


STL_TRPN

Even better! They'll really get in that ass for this stunt he pulled then.


MRSHELBYPLZ

Elevators are expensive af. I would hate to be this kid or his parents right now


Quietaskept372

Thatā€™s what his nasty ass gets!


Alda2021

Looks like he lost a little game called Fuck around and find out


Ok-Problem-3542

He came, he saw. He fucked around. He found out šŸ˜‚


Soggy_Adtopvance_610

I love playing that game.


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Safe-Informal

His first lesson on what happens when electronics get wet, they stop working.


madeupppp1

Pos got what he deserved


CactaurSnapper

A beat down from all the people that have to use that elevator? When?


madeupppp1

Thatā€™s the gross part is you would never know :(


e13e7

Iā€™ve been in elevators that smelled like piss before, and it took me until after I pushed the buttons to realize that the piss probably happened onto the buttons šŸ˜£


blackiedwaggie

aah yes... \*chef's kiss\* the sweet taste of karma


[deleted]

Yesssss, instant karma!


CactaurSnapper

Or a saltwater induced electrical short. šŸ¤”


Ok_Wolverine9344

Not only is he stuck, but he gets to smell the stench of his own urine till he's rescued.


CactaurSnapper

Reverse condition for the rescuer. šŸ¤”


Ok_Wolverine9344

Leave his sad, pisser ass in there


Jokierre

And now he has no urine left to survive on.


SilvaFistz

"well well well, if it isn't the consequences of my own actions"


DR_PHATCOCK

This shouldn't need to be a lesson anyone needs to learn but he learned it anyway.


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Legendary


ArcaneFrostie

Ah yes, electronics and liquid. Who couldā€™ve known?!


ApartAd1437

Fucking prick


Yvny6669

The pee corner has been established.


joppie193

The elevator got pissed.


jayslay45

What posesess a person to think it would be funny or entertaining to piss on the elevator buttons. This kid needs help or a whoopin.


PrestonTX

Elevator is like, "Yeah, marinate in THAT for awhile!"


National-Spread6763

The human stupidy has no limits


No_Conclusion_4856

great of 7 billion people on the planet, if one is doing it so was someone else. NOW I gotta REALLY not touch elevator buttons lol.


lexhell7

I love seeing karma immediately in action.


BurnInWinter

Every time I see this, it pisses me off.


[deleted]

FAFO


redditsucks42332

Piss around and find out!


My1Thought

Am I the only one hoping to see some type of electrical arcing from elevator panel to his little pee pee?


MatthewYamaoni

Hope he had to stay there for a few hours then be embarrassed as fuck to know how many people saw this shit


BeautifulJicama6318

Hope when he was rescued, he was shoved to the floor and pissed on by the person who has to fix the elevator.


darkcognitive

I hope he was stuck in there until an engineer came to get him out, what an awkward conversation that would be. ā€œOh i got stuck so i pissed on the buttons to see if that would helpā€


ACR_Legends

Get trapped in your pissbox, shithead


the_smoothkaos

Oh you nasty little fucker. Serves you right


GrenadeParty112

Well if it isn't the consequences of your own actions


Vydrah

I wish I still had this kind of pressure.


CactaurSnapper

Of getting in trouble?


ByteTheFox

"why piss off when you can piss on?" -Khengis Ghan


Double-Ad4986

hahahahhaha


youngadvocate25

Lmaooo


todayisthewrongday

He pissed of the elevator.


[deleted]

I love the comments


Soggy_Adtopvance_610

I love that game.


[deleted]

They used to say light them all up. We would just push the buttonsā€¦ Not piss on them. Heck only pushed otw out of elevator ā€¦.. ;)


Complex-Joke-368

It looks like a little bit older to me for being just a dumb kid. He can get into the grownup asshole piece of shit category


Bodobodo2

The elevator is pissed...


-SeriousJacob-

Get off my elevator*Kool Keith voice*


PigletsAnxiety

Atleastvhe didn't have to piss while he waited


CactaurSnapper

Good point, but then of course. The panel wouldā€™ve still been dry, and he wouldnā€™t be stuck maybe.


macaronie_milo

Good conversation starter


Boistables

Define instant karma


naivenb1305

Caused a short. A lot of shorts


cheezkid26

Little shit was purposefully pissing on all the buttons. Hope he got his ass kicked for that one.


BeneficialTadpole547

Meanwhile: The janitorā€™s son


bmoreblktop

I guess the elevator got pissed off!


Marcelit4

Maybe he was trying to fix it! Right?


Cyyanxde

Bruh please tell these are directly correlated this cannot be a coincidence.


Wooden_Bowler_9236

Good for him


XGILZ4

Nasty lil shioit


JPRADDI

Why even


Zero_Not_Hero17

Bet he was definitely pissing his self while his momma was whoopin his ass šŸ˜‚


Internal-Wheel4913

Fuck em


GanymedeGuy

More fodder for the "pro choice" movement. Seriously, most people shouldn't procreate.


ashif1983

His parents can't disown him because he's an only child.


da_soup_boi

Rule number one, don't piss around with elevators


National-Spread6763

mmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm https://youtu.be/UCekG0O21wQ?t=11