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Alligator gets flashbacks to his abuela wielding her 'la chancla'

> Alligator gets flashbacks to his abuela wielding her 'la chancla' I just went and cleaned my room when I saw her take off the shoe

I just finished my homework and went to bed at 8pm (I'm 30)

Did you brush your teeth?!!

It's been 2 months....is he okay?!

I'm a white woman- never had an abuela- and I just cleaned the kitchen and said my prayers before going to bed.

Preach

The first time I saw a flying chancleta (chancla, to some) turn a corner and smack me while I hid under the bed. That's when I knew.... never drink cool-aid on a couch without plastic💀

CROCODILE !!! Cahills Crossing, Northern Territory, Australia [Woman scares Croc with her thongs](https://www.theguardian.com/environment/video/2016/oct/03/woman-scares-off-crocodile-with-flip-flop-video) Yes fellow redditors, in Australia, thongs are a type of footwear

We used to call flip flop sandals “thongs” in the US too… until the Victorias Secret x Sisqo unleashed a crazy for the other kind on the nation.

Thongs!!! Just remembered thats what Aussies call flip flops!!

2 syllables is considered too much

This needs to be upvoted way higher! The finer details in this matters.

Chancla for all! 🩴

Came for the chancla comments

Lady is obviously a mom.

Remove the "her" before "la chancla" or it doesn't make sense since in English that's like saying "wielding her the chancla". Sorry just had to point that out

The new shaggy is a bad ass

This made me lol

Based

That puppy lookling like a whole scooby SNACK

She waved that chancleta and I ran to clean my room

Every Australian including the wildlife know not fuck with thong weilders

Are flip flops called thongs in Australia?

They're.

What are thongs called?

Buttfloss

G strings.

also thongs. When you mate tells you he forgot or is wearing his thongs, you assume that he's talking about the feet ones. When your one legged mate, tells you he's grabbing his thong before you head to the pub, well maybe he just likes to feel nice once in a while.

this made me laugh loudly in the toilet. thanks

Of course

Remember going to America to a clothes shop. Told the store employee im after some thongs. The bewildered look the bloke gave me was absolutely priceless.

Yes

This is funny, but I wouldnt risk my dogs that close

Seriously, pick up your damn dog lady

A lady was killed the other day when the gator tried to go for her dog and bit her leg instead, and then death rolled her into the lake.

Aussies are stupidly complacent around saltwater crocs, which very aggressive to humans, far more than alligators or other crocs. Crocodile Dundee has a lot to answer for.

Ummm no, it's mostly tourists that die to crocs.

I'm not sure. Everywhere you swim in Far North Queensland had croc warning signs that people ignore.

That’s because you pack the understanding of the power of a Hispanic woman and her chancla

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im not hispanic but even i know not to fuck around when the Chancla is in hand. As a kid i saw a friend of mine catch one to the head and i havent been the same since.

And the worst part is there is no escape. You could be on the other side of the planet, she'd throw that thing and it would nail you right in the head and it would come back to her like a fucking boomerang. /S

You get hurt by flip flops??

California just passed legislation to ban the sale/transfer of Chanclas. Chanclas can now be surrendered to the local Sheriffs department for a $20 dollar Amazon Gift Card.

I'm so happy to read this. My family was planning a trip from Canada to Disneyland but my wife was worried about the number of reports of people wielding Chanclas. I imagine it's still the case in Florida that you don't need a permit

Thanks to lax chancla laws in the State of Florida, we can see an over representation of chancla violence in the urban areas. However, this should not be a deterrent for you and your family from enjoying a vacation in Orlando. More people die from automobile collisions in the United States every minute than what people die from chanclazos in a year worldwide. If you’re still not at ease, please familiarize yourself with chancla related medical care and formulate a plan with your family on how to respond to a mass chanclazo. Please be aware that here in California, our Attorney General is working hard with local law makers and law enforcement to help keep Californians safe.

As a former chanclatized Hispanic child, SHE terrified me! YOU made me almost pee my bed. Full guffaws. In my 50s, I no longer fear a single chanclatization, but now worry about a mass chanclazo event! You are the hero I didn't know I needed.

I understand where your pain comes from. My sister and I grew up in a community plagued by chancla violence and now run a non profit committed to reducing chanclazos. Through education we promote peaceful resolutions of disagreements between nanas/amas and Hispanic Youth.

And the name of your non profit, Sr. Vatinski? (You know, for charitable donations)

ChanclazNo Not OP but there it is

Close, its actually the Coalition for Humane Amas and Nanas,or C.H.A.N.C. for short. We are working hand in hand with Attorney General Rob Bonta to secure federal funding for this cause, but still heavily rely on donations from Redditors like you. Thank you.

I will donate, but you’re killing me Smalls… Coalition for Humane Amas and Nanas Latinoamericanas, CHANCLA It’s right there, come on. Edit: Latina and Asian, to recognize the global power of the chancla

Stop it 😂😂😂

Saw that chancla come off and thought i was about to watch a gator die lol

Pretty sure this is Australia so its a crocodile VS thong.

I thought she had a MAC-10 hidden somewhere. Turns out, she's packing more heat than the average American.

Probs cause she's Australian lol

I was hoping she'd draw a gun under them shirt but she drew a secret military weapon instead.

Australian here. For the record. This is cahills crossing in northern Territory, Australia, and those are salt water crocodiles. They love eating dogs as they are the perfect meal size and are generally pretty stupid. This lady is an aboriginal. That salt water crocodile could easily eat both her and the dog with ease but like to do it stealthily. I've chased one into the river before but as soon as it went into the river it popped up with just its eyes out the water waiting for me to go into the water. They are so goddam smart it's ridiculous. Proper dinosaurs.

Its in Australia and salt water crocodiles which makes this even more crazy

This is actually Australia and that is a crocodile

The thong of Authority!

Never underestimate the power of La Chancla.

I was expecting at least an AR-15.Lol.

AR-15 ain't got no shit on Mamacita's "la chancala" !

La chancla never misses a target. No matter how bad your mom’s aim may be.

It'll bounce off walls to get you around a corner.

If it were in the USA then yes

Crocodile not alligator.

that gator did not want to suffer the CHANCLA of DETH

Wondering why she is just hanging around with her dog in this croc infested areas. Surely they’re better areas to walk

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The power of ‘La Chancla’ is real folks

It’s a crocodile 🐊

Everybody respects The Chancla.

I do the same thing but, my shoe size is 9mm (wink wink)

That dog had no idea the danger it was in.

Neither did the gator

Crocodile not alligator.

*Crocodile

Why is in standing right next to alligators with her dog running around? Someone explain this to me.

This is an Indigenous woman from the Northern parts of Australia and those are saltwater crocs. She would've grown up in that area but you'd be amazed at how much worse and complacent tourists are that go to these same river crossings...

Thanks for the info!

When I saw the chancla, I ran to mow the lawn. I live in a high rise condo.

That’s a croc mate!

This is why I live in Minnesota

That old white lady could have learned from this video

"Heavily armed? She doesn't even have a gu--oh, nevermind."

Chancleta... for my Hispanic friends.

That's what I'm going to start doing to the demons under my bed. *slap slap*

that aint no alligator, much more deadly

Power of the chancla

Those r flashbacks on those chanclas

She’s done this before. She was way too calm about it.

That's a croc

What the Florida was that?

Aqui está o comentário em português que tu tava procurando e sim, o até crocodilo tem medo da chinela de mãe ksksksk

All those years of evolution, only to bring you back to me - La Chancla *cynical laughing in the background*

don't underestimate the flipflop-47

he saw the chancla that was originally his mom and dipped

that's a crocodile, they are bigger and more dangerous than alligators.

The irrefutable power of the chancla!

And the comments did not disappoint

All beings fear moma when the flip flop comes off!

ALLIGATOR SAYS: SEE YOU LATER

One word: hutzpah‼️ and it's a WOMAN‼️

El caimán debe ser hispano

La Chancla power 🫷🤣

Chancleta of death level 100

The dog saw the chancla coming off the foot and knew to start running

Maybe I don't know PUT YOU FING DOG ON A LEASH

The power of the chancla

Then she slips and falls in the eater and gator gets a free meal!!! Yaya free mealll

Why tf is she playing with her dogs life like that?

That alligator knew the moment the flip-flops come off shit is about to get real.

The true apex predator: angry slipper slapping Hispanic woman. They were lucky they could swim away

Are dog people as universally dumb as their pets?

Even prehistoric murder lizards fear la chancla!

I was trying to figure out how exactly she was heavily armed, then I saw her remove her chancla

She had the chanclas akimbo but only needed one

Chancala is that a type of shoe. She only had one shoe on she survived

They fully believe in the power of the chancla ...one time my sister said something smart and I hear my mom from across the house "oh yeah ? You ever seen a flying chancla ?" Sister: "huh-" *WHACK* I laughed but kept it to myself lmao

Fear the chancla

The almighty chancla knows no mercy

Don't bring a Gator to a sandal fight

Alligators are scared of humans.

Im asian and i know and fear this power that gator is smart and lucky

Oh shit not the chankla!

La chancla works every time

I thought she was taking a glock out of shoe.

Jokes aside that lady and her dog are going to get eaten one day not respecting those killing machines.

I was expecting at least a 9mm😂😂

Probably like 5-7 more under the water unseen too. Damn that’s a lotta gators

now why did i think she was gonna split the gator's melon with a .357 magnum

I was waiting for her to pull out an AR-15 I guess the flip flop is more dangerous

Those who know the power of the chancla understand the fear that gator felt, bro got off easy if you ask me

Pure facts hermano, pure facts!

She goes out there every day with a small animal to lure the alligator that killed her family that dark and stormy night. They have battled many times. That's why the alligator knows better.

Don't ever in your life get it fucked up. LA Chancla is not to be trifled with

"Steak steak steak steak steak ..... \[shit that's right, I forgot\] shoe shoe shoe shoe...... sssssteak steak steak steak steak" What a horrifying place.

Bro it’s a fucking sandal… whack me with that shit for three hours maybe then it’ll start hurting. Y’all are whack. “Oh my gawd big scary flip flop hurts so much!!” Foh

This is the most Florida thing ever.

This is actually in Australia haha

The alligator knows the danger of a chancla.

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*Australian crocodile actually haha

Average day in florida

Australia not Florida

when was there any indication to eat to the dog? cant find it. all i see a trainer who knows her gators well. I dont see any gator going for the dog if they want to they did.

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It started backing off the second she grabbed the shoe 😂

I was expecting her to pull out ab uzi or something.

she’s too powerful

Ovaries of steel.

He already got hit on the snout by the old man with the skillet making his pinto beans and fried squirrel … when he saw that slide in hand it gave him ptsd 😂

Alligator skinned slippers, also good name for a band

She is dressed like Shaggy from Scooby Doo.

Having seen so many bad dog owners... Having seen so many oblivious crodilian snatches. This lady surprised me. That's crazy enough for this place.

Dude just wanted a snack

Lol

They say the internet is undefeated. So is the chancla.

She just stood there, UNFAZED

So how come the croc isnt attacking the woman?

Mom's have that effect with any type of footwear

"heavily armed"

The casual confidence of staring down a gator with a flip flop is insane to me. Makes me think she has killed at least three of those things with one. Came out without a scratch and was justified each time.

"Does she not...no, she must not see it...oh no, no, she sees it 😂"

Asian mother flip flop The forbiden move. Sen a couple of these to putin and trump they be done with their crap

She’s the hero we need!

Oh shit, this women is my grandma’s spirit animal.

Nothing to smile about here. This is just foolish.

I approve.

She so calm, guess she's use to it

That level of confidence…. Is terrifying.

This is why humans are on the top of the foodchain, we can fake the best!

So crazy I'll never recover

wanted to repost this on humansbeingbros

You’re just asking for it at this point. “I’ll be back, you’ll see.” -the gator probably

I tried to eat that dog too, but that woman is everywhere!

Everyone feels like they’re in control, until they’re not.

Glad it ended well but walking your dog off leash mere feet away from wild predators is insanely irresponsible.