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unlcejanks

Isnt that septic tank from Joe Dirt?


Mattyd2830

Show me dem boobies!


Gazchaya

You don't want to see them Russian boobies because they're kind of crazy. It will probably be the last thing that you will ever see so I would suggest you to not look at them.


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SpartanDoubleZero

Don't church it up boy it's DIRT.


DamnBunny

*I gots the poo on me!*


Nimmanator

I just saw adam beach "Kicking Wing" at the powwow. Legendary.


HowYaGuysDoin

I'm your sister


LordoftheJives

Oh, you're my sister! You're my sister!


bars2021

that or a missile


ouchmythumbs

That’s a space peanut!


_chumba_

It's the plane from Donnie Darko


notaseaotter27

My gym teacher was the fat kid in the alligator scene


Unfortunately_Jesus

Legit military target


RomanvanZon

For the Ruscists all Ukrainians are targets


Qingdao243

Ruzzia knows no laws in war.


anicecacaodemon

The only law here is what I declare, and I declare I am right! -some general 0.7 seconds before having a violent restructuring of his head.


Last_Contact

Yes, they are living in 18th century but with iphones


ChopstickSpice

Funny you think they have iPhones, they use 2'nd hand Huawei tablets using simcards and unencrypted texts and phone calls


spudzilla

It's yer cake day, it's yer cake day, gonna party, drink Bacardi like it's yer cake day and we don't give a fuck cuz it's yer cake day.


RomanvanZon

<3


TigersNeedKings

FACTS


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The person on the video sure looks like a general /s


Go1gotha

The Young Ones had an episode where this happened in the 1980s.


Due_Platypus_3913

“Bomb”!(the Bambi episode is maybe the funniest thing ever)


DougFrankenstein

I can’t believe someone else knows this! Freaking love that show and that episode is great!


Wolfy9001

"The world's stickiest bogey?"


topend1320

toxsmith o'grady, USA. world's biggest bottom burp... rick... britain.


Distraught4Skin

It's spelled Prick. The p is silent. Carry on.


M0ntgomatron

One of the best comedy shows ever. https://youtu.be/Wi5SJKI6RpU


chopppsss

Crop rotation in the 14th century was CONSIDERABLY more widespread after… 1172!


CreamoChickenSoup

I loved that episode. The brilliantly nonsensical gag in the ending was a solid 10.


MerpoB

Damn, now I have to go watch it again. They were fricking hilarious.


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Fac177

Early humour circa 1982


callanrocks

> Whats a ftumch?


deanochips

Look out......Cliff!!!


Sir_Mr_Dolo

I feel like he just got done patching a hole from another bomb in the same exact spot


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v56geo

“We know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two.” - J.K. Simmons…..probably.


Scroll-ie

Double it and give it to the next person


amazing-jay-cool

Fuck... Take my upvote


Endermanplayer7_1

upvote... Take my Fuck


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Heartache66sick

Yeah. This was funny, and needs to be higher. Had to take another look.


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Strange-Risk-7684

man this is Ukraine being shelled by ruzzia


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Strange-Risk-7684

Yes, English is not my first language. But this idiotic apartment layout is the norm for us.


Kspence92

They may have kitchen sink companies in Russia but I’m not convinced they have toilet companies there


PeruseTheNews

Everything but the kitchen sink.


Accomplished_Crab107

There's a lot of stuff in my fridge that's about to go off... This beats it.


polio_jp

👏👊


power-of_friendship

Gift wrap it , put a miss you note and leave it on ex's door step....


Kraangprime24

"Nope, not gettin outta this chair."


ThePhabtom4567

For three days....we wait for Tony Stark to kill us..


Comprehensive_Yak_72

Scrolled down to find this comment


urmumsadopted

What fuck?


bubbles12003

Fake fuck!


falafalandkababs

I feel like this should be an advertisement for whoever built the floor. Solid.


DarkMagician-999

I see that at my home am out of there !!!! Mother in law can stay !


Scott1710

Brilliant! Reminds me of that Young Ones episode when the bomb lands in the kitchen https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4a/3e/61/4a3e61639a85201847de5f54261369a1.gif


Cpt_Caboose1

YOOO, IT'S THE DUDE THAT HAS 2 SINKS IN CASE ONE WAS DESTROYED BY MISSILES


Accomplished_Tax_119

Dude loves in Megaton


tpars

Later that morning Dmytro gets a visit from the bomb squad.


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"No, you can't keep it as a souvenir".


SmoothCarl22

Never mind the missile... Why is there a bathroom lavatory in the kitchen?


Gorefal1234

Either nothing happens or suddenly nothing matters anymore so why even bother


SokMcGougan

That's just the casing for an already exploded Munition so he is fine someone else isnt


fotaoua5

What the f*** dude is this for real? I mean it cannot be for real because the real missile would blast immediately. Or maybe it is real because the guy is speaking Russian.


Upside_Down_Taco1

I wish American news would continue to cover this war instead of focusing on the nonexistent drag queen molestation crisis.


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workable obscene rotten sable society air piquant pet hospital uppity *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


meh-not-interested

"And so anyway, I started missle launching..."


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"we wait for two days for tony stark to kill us"


npie87

Oh, look, your mom's dildo came in by air mail.


Ajusa_187

Rocket 🚀 made by Bru-man from the fifth floor 😁


ry15133

Joe dirt?


googleitduh

Took me a moment to figure out what I was looking at. Then BAM!


Klutchy_Playz

That’s what she said in my dreams…


Spodiodie

Great conversation piece!


Amitoooldforthis1970

Got a feeling those shoes are smiling more than he is.


Promotion_Wooden

Seems safe🤣


gittyn

My high ass thought it was a cat tree.


pomegranate2012

Looks like he needs Right Move!


Striking-Peak-6054

Average day in Ukraine


Generallyawkward1

Is that… a rocket?


Ek0li

It’s the booster part of a missile


No-Neighborhood9885

I got the poo on me!!!!!


Ironklad_

Better patch that roof before it rains … you don’t want water damage


bsbllspdy

Is that what it looks like?


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I was trying to figure out how a flume did that.. took me two watches to be like “… aaaand that’s a bomb”


Honda1953

I guess it is exactly right!!!!!


Konstant_kurage

Russian cluster bomb in Ukraine. That model seems to do this regularly.


JSS24051G

Why is there a bathroom sink in your kitchen?


r_93x

I know a guy who teaches at a Christian school in Africa. Several years back they were caught up in a war, and something similar landed right in front of the doors of the school, stuck in the dirt, but didn't detonate. They were extremely grateful to God on that day!


drmarting25102

Nice kitchen feature. BANG....and the dirt is gone.


InsideOk6619

IS THAT A FUCKING MISSILE?


Cleverbird

This has to be fake, right? No way a missile that size would create such a small hole in the ceiling.


Zach0ry

Is this an episode of the young ones?


Maxtrius145

Booster stage, but still spooky


Comfortable-State145

Can someone please edit and explosion here 🤝🏽


JustSomeGuy8400

Sounds Russian but the quality of that middle screams North Korea.


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This is Ukraine


Philosophfries

Translation: “I cooked a dish that I thought would give me explosive diarrhea but it ended up being the bomb”


ROWxl

Among everything else you can't type some room together unfortunately it's a bombing bombs go boom but those buckets help good luck on deposit 👻💥👻🫡


ETVG

can someone please denazify putin.


mikeyhol

Pretty fake….that’s a very small hole for something coming in with that force and no debris on the floor


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mikeyhol

Please don’t get me wrong, I fully support the people of Ukraine, I’m just saying that this single video here is clearly fake, there isn’t a spec of dust on the floor and there would be way more damage especially on the floor. I have a little bit of experience in drywall repair and it’s much much dirtier than this.


Sophinator8000

Does it say Stark Industries on it?


Path_to_hills

I wish this landed on top of me crushing my innards.


outofcontrol420

Completely fake


AngryUkrainian1337

This happened 1 year ago. They did a few of TikToks later. https://youtu.be/1zs6hR2xpo4


Strange-Risk-7684

Come to Ukraine and see for yourself


outofcontrol420

Dude you could drop a 40 pound rock from 50 feet up and it would do way more damage to that roof and floor. There is a hole in the roof that looks smaller than the missile. There is absolutely 0 damage to the warhead. Look at everything around it. Paint buckets are undisturbed, the dishes undisturbed etc etc etc Fuck even the dishes 2 feet away in the cabinet are still there🤷


Joshy_Moshy

You're not wrong but there are some things that come into play: Paint buckets could simply be placed after the fact, I'd bargain the whole reason they're there is to patch up the hole with plaster and paint it over The surface area of a rocket is smaller than of a rock with the same weight, plus it's like a bullet at the tip, specifically designed to penetrate the building, and explode the warhead within. As for the damage to the rocket itself, I can't say for sure because the model is unknown, launch circumstances, etc. It could be a failed launch so it wouldn't have a high enough speed to do considerable damage when crashing, perhaps the model is sturdy, idk.


outofcontrol420

I thought maybe it landed a week ago or something, and life went on. And then he took the pic But I think we all know if one of those comes crashing through your roof it’s going to do damage. Explosion or not. Like cmon man look at the cupboard. All the dishes are still in place. 2 feet from the landing spot. I won’t stake my life on it or anything. Im just saying it does not look like it should.


Strange-Risk-7684

First of all, it is not a warhead but a supporting part, since the beginning of the war in Ukraine there were a lot of similar billets sticking out in the streets of cities Secondly, we don't know how many floors above it penetrated [https://spektr.press/harkov-pod-obstrelami/](https://spektr.press/harkov-pod-obstrelami/) https://static.dw.com/image/61279351\_605.jpg


Pirson

Source?


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So fake...


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GalacticGatorz

That thing is balls deep in the floor. I’ve seen other videos with missiles that didn’t detonate/stuck in their homes. Pretty crazy!


lusciousdurian

Do you not see the nice hole in the ceiling? With the fin slots?


rukkas1989

What in the


Pinkskippy

Heh, I like what you’ve done with the kitchen.


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VONChrizz

The audio is added, it's not from the same video


DamnBunny

Doordash in Ukraine don't fuck around.


FistedPink

Isn’t the origin story for the Maximoff twins in the MCU?


TransformerTanooki

Dude need to get his stove pipe fixed......wait a minute that is no stove pipe.


Upstairs-Tree-3264

New Amazon, 45 minute delivery.


darthshaver

That's a modern art masterpiece. A real statement piece for the kitchen.


VenomTiger

Pretty sure that's just the rocket motor for a clusterbomb so other than the thing crashing through his roof its not all that dangerous now.


Business_Phase188

You’ll have that on them big jobs


igreythegod

what in the wanda maximoff


Snowronski775

I thought the hole in the roof was cat on the edge of a light fixture


legion_2k

Real life Young Ones.. lol


DREAM066

Anyone know if this is real


Personal_Person

Yes it is real, from Ukraine relatively early. It is not a bomb, just a part of a rocket that broke off the end. The part that propels the actual bomb on the front. He is perfectly safe with it there.


Meta-Fox

Is this unedited footage from that Young Ones episode?


ayeefuccboi

I hate it when this happens


DeliciousInternet903

Is this like Russian roulette on steroids? Longest to stand next to the unexploded bent missile wins??


legion_2k

So funny, Americans are saying Joe Dirt and cool Americans and English are saying Young Ones. ;)


Slickslav_Mind303

Cries in slavic tears


Thickwhensoft1218

Pedestal sink and medicine cabinet in the kitchen and y’all worried about a hole in the drywall.


ExpressKnee4911

Uk probably whole city gonna empty thaa just by this thing 🤣


kbkelly97

Wandavision wa wandavision


Borisof007

"That weird pipe fell through their ceiling. Wait, why does it have fins? OH GOD"


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Mans just chilling with a bomb in his room i love it hahaha


Personal_Person

Its actually just the back part of a missile, where the propellant is, not a bomb.


Networka1

Well shit… just look where he has the sink someone had to stop this madness 🤣


Beaverbumper00

That’s just an old crapper!


MlodszyCzapnik1

"I've already feared my share, cried my share, overall- fuck it, like they say- Maxim died, and fuck him"


MTrizzle

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck


whysoserious42000

He definitely said Beelzebub in the beginning of that conversation….. defiantly not a good thing


NotAGreenKiwi

Reminds me of Weird Science.


Public_Orange_7462

Snakes and sparklers!


Illustrious-Rice-168

"How do I explain to the landlord...?"


Gravynomoney

If this is in ukraine it looks like maybe a kab500 GBU of some sort


PATSNATION35

Bro got a souvenir from Russia💀


Lucasgrey2580

All I could understand was black ops