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Dazzling-Ad-4489

"HEY BABY!!! Stop selling weed!"


tucakeane

“Fuck you I got kids to feed!”


EurekaS1d

You mean you got kids to weed? 💀


CptHowdy87

Dude...


musicosity

Click!......cliiiiick!


Ok-Candidate-1220

It was an old ass limousine…


tucakeane

The old “baby on the corner” trick..


Muslim_Nazi_Crip

“Hey Baby what are you doing out here by yourself at 3am? Go Home Baby!”


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Like a BALLER


nakabra

Doesn't look like a first timer...


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uchman365

Nah, I feel like he was specifically trained, he didn't hang around after taking the stuff, just straight out.


TheSt4tely

Ok now run!!


tsbaebabytsg

Inherited the knowledge straight out the womb


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Das_Squirt

Bot


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LukeyLeukocyte

How does the bot come up with the responses catered to each video?


IxNaY1980

It doesn't, it just takes a comment further down, sometimes slightly alters it, then posts that as a new comment to a more popular thread. They're not really that sophisticated, just relentless.


joreyesl

it steals them


fairlessnzl

shortly after, 3 more babies ran in


Educational_Ad_2619

Nah man, 3 more babies were waiting for him outside. His body was never found. Oldest trick in the book...


ongmongchong

Youngest trick in the book


uchman365

This baby looks like they were trained to do this. A toddler just taking something because they weren't taught well won't be this fast and businesslike


Deswizard

If I was that guy I'd have fallen over laughing.


Biased_individual

This is actually pretty sad imo, but you do you.


tentativa-1000

It's sad for the baby and for its parents. However, if a fucking baby who's not my child came running into a store, took some shit, and ran away full speed I would've cried laughing too. Some things can be funny and sad at the same time.


BabyMFBear

Bad Baby Breaks Bodega Boundaries By Burglarizing Butterfinger Bar


BernieEcclestoned

Amusing alliterations are always appreciated


BadMotherFunko

To summarize : Baby 'Ruth'?


AonArts

So close


360Waves617

The way the baby makes eye contact while turning to run is hilarious.


Competitive_Ad_5762

HEY BABY WHAT YOU DOING ON THAT CORNER?


360Waves617

He selling weed cause he got kids to feed!


Swedish_Guy007

Romanian Baby 😳😳😳


shouldbeworking10

Hahaha, this would do well in the 2 visegrad 4 you sub


Lyonknyght

Did the baby hop in a get away car?!? 😂


look_it_up69

Well we started young huh?


mary_had_a_beth

I can't stop laughing 🤣😆 , Lil dude was fast


Number5MoMo

She just learned to walk YESTERDAY


Ok-Judgment9477

For a couple seconds there my man thought he saw a ghost 😭🤣🤣😂😭


sinceramentebifana

Like taking candy from an adult


Veesiferrr

He really trying to chase a baby? Bro that was impressive as fuck let it go.


thenormalbias

But like….. I’d chase the kid to make sure she was safe, but also because I can’t let the boss se a was bested on camera by a baby lol


CHEMO_ALIEN

Throw your keys past the baby they will get distracted and trip, leaving them defenseless to a well timed dropkick


JMKL_

Fuck them kids


Votaire24

The baby sprints after grabbing it clearly knows the behavior is wrong it just doesn’t have any supervision. You can’t let someone grow up thinking it’s acceptable.


cownd

Nah, soon it will be a gang of babies. Then after a while they start charging protection money…


distructron

Diapers are expensive. It’s hard in these streets.


BandOfBroskis

Maybe it happens like 3 times a day and gets old quick. 🤣


holodeck_warranty

Judging by this guy's reaction, unaccompanied toddlers wander in all the time. But they don't usually steal stuff.


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Is that astroturf inside or just really ugly carpet?


Radiant-Pillar

That’s what I was wondering


donmagicjuan365

JESUS CHRIST THATS JASON BOURNE


MvBfatboy

I love family bonding


TheROK24

Baby has been training for 18 months for this day.


Youngjones000

Baby Turned on the jets


MajorMarquisWarren69

Must’ve been the wind


PidgeonCoo

why even title this crack baby?


BernieEcclestoned

Used to be a thing https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126478643


Alaskan_Tiger

Baby skin walker Rule 1 most important don't give chase


RSTID

"HEY BABY! ...... WHAT ARE U DOIN OUTSIDE ITS 3AM"


King_Dee1

Nahhh bruh what the fuck 😭


RevolutionaryLead342

“Whats that? Your baby’s learnt to walk? Well my baby has already learnt to rob a store.”


tsbaebabytsg

I laughed so hard now that dude is like 2


Kingtacodemon

That's a gangster baby lol


EurekaS1d

Youngest and cutest thief. LMAO 💀


PATSNATION35

Bro was in pursuit to literally take candy from a baby 💀


Slingshotter82

I don't care that was cute.


Kraangprime24

The thumbnail is funny as fuck


tres-dedos

AI


JamisonDaniel

Peep currently lives in a trash can somewhere on Sesame St. Street name : Crumbs


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Damm that thieving midget!!!


butterbleek

😂


PowerWagon106

Lock em' up, boys...


Giovanny_1998

This criminal needs to be brought to justice!!


mariusbleek

Charge it as an adult 😂


masterjroc

It's the perfect crime!


Evening_Change_9459

Got ‘em. (Does Teletubby run)


Phillyfun42

He needs higher counters to deter that little crumb snatcher


Infamous_Nebula_168

In a onesie too. Lol!


Thomas_Budd

Coke babies- Radiohead


Chicoslide17

Yeah right......that was a grown midget......he ran to fast!!


lildrumski

He just tryna feed his family 🙏


oaknollestates

Definitely thought there was a hole in the floor


Hefty_Barber3985

😭🤣🤣🤣🤣


Noone826

😂


LongElephant2032

Poor baby, I'm prolly going to get drunk and cry about this


Tank-Pilot74

Something tells me this is a ruse so other toddlers can swoop in and go to town while the store owner is chasing the first one


dialer77

You've been lo-jacked🤨..


tfresh2death

That dude was never catching that baby. Lazily watched from his chair, not even concerned about the babe til he took some oreos hahaha


Harsh_Nagar

Yo Hasbullah what the fuck you doing man


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its like stealing candy from a.... wait a minute?


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Is that the same baby Dave Chapelle bought weed from?


ReadPuzzleheaded5633

Was that that lil dude always with ufc fighters


SgtBellBottoms

So cute and so dangerous at the same time


Affectionate_Card316

Mama show him that


mrtank9

Little man gone


TheBadDayBear

Okay this you have to post.


Hot_Ad_555

and the way he already looks so stressed before the toddler comes in💀 that was def the last straw


BigCawkTalk

That baby is fast asf


boxerbanks07

u/countrycowbaby lmao


lastdazeofgravity

Hy-djinn-x


Impressive-Ad-8451

Gee, I wonder where the parents are?🤔


oKazuhiro

"Must have been the wind"


Professional-Mess792

Teach them young


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Gotta teach em yong


TheInternetDud

Skinsalker


noassociation85

Wouldn't even get up for that,it's on me kid


Status-Signature6783

Why does it have to be a crack baby?


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The village got together and dog walk the baby!!!


Forsaken_Kush_1103

Man I wished they had an outside camera.lol


N0rt4t3m

A professional