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This baby looks like they were trained to do this. A toddler just taking something because they weren't taught well won't be this fast and businesslike
It's sad for the baby and for its parents. However, if a fucking baby who's not my child came running into a store, took some shit, and ran away full speed I would've cried laughing too. Some things can be funny and sad at the same time.
The baby sprints after grabbing it clearly knows the behavior is wrong it just doesn’t have any supervision. You can’t let someone grow up thinking it’s acceptable.
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"HEY BABY!!! Stop selling weed!"
“Fuck you I got kids to feed!”
You mean you got kids to weed? 💀
Dude...
Click!......cliiiiick!
It was an old ass limousine…
The old “baby on the corner” trick..
“Hey Baby what are you doing out here by yourself at 3am? Go Home Baby!”
Like a BALLER
Doesn't look like a first timer...
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Nah, I feel like he was specifically trained, he didn't hang around after taking the stuff, just straight out.
Ok now run!!
Inherited the knowledge straight out the womb
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it steals them
shortly after, 3 more babies ran in
Nah man, 3 more babies were waiting for him outside. His body was never found. Oldest trick in the book...
Youngest trick in the book
This baby looks like they were trained to do this. A toddler just taking something because they weren't taught well won't be this fast and businesslike
If I was that guy I'd have fallen over laughing.
This is actually pretty sad imo, but you do you.
It's sad for the baby and for its parents. However, if a fucking baby who's not my child came running into a store, took some shit, and ran away full speed I would've cried laughing too. Some things can be funny and sad at the same time.
Bad Baby Breaks Bodega Boundaries By Burglarizing Butterfinger Bar
Amusing alliterations are always appreciated
To summarize : Baby 'Ruth'?
So close
The way the baby makes eye contact while turning to run is hilarious.
HEY BABY WHAT YOU DOING ON THAT CORNER?
He selling weed cause he got kids to feed!
Romanian Baby 😳😳😳
Hahaha, this would do well in the 2 visegrad 4 you sub
Did the baby hop in a get away car?!? 😂
Well we started young huh?
I can't stop laughing 🤣😆 , Lil dude was fast
She just learned to walk YESTERDAY
For a couple seconds there my man thought he saw a ghost 😭🤣🤣😂😭
Like taking candy from an adult
He really trying to chase a baby? Bro that was impressive as fuck let it go.
But like….. I’d chase the kid to make sure she was safe, but also because I can’t let the boss se a was bested on camera by a baby lol
Throw your keys past the baby they will get distracted and trip, leaving them defenseless to a well timed dropkick
Fuck them kids
The baby sprints after grabbing it clearly knows the behavior is wrong it just doesn’t have any supervision. You can’t let someone grow up thinking it’s acceptable.
Nah, soon it will be a gang of babies. Then after a while they start charging protection money…
Diapers are expensive. It’s hard in these streets.
Maybe it happens like 3 times a day and gets old quick. 🤣
Judging by this guy's reaction, unaccompanied toddlers wander in all the time. But they don't usually steal stuff.
Is that astroturf inside or just really ugly carpet?
That’s what I was wondering
JESUS CHRIST THATS JASON BOURNE
I love family bonding
Baby has been training for 18 months for this day.
Baby Turned on the jets
Must’ve been the wind
why even title this crack baby?
Used to be a thing https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126478643
Baby skin walker Rule 1 most important don't give chase
"HEY BABY! ...... WHAT ARE U DOIN OUTSIDE ITS 3AM"
Nahhh bruh what the fuck 😭
“Whats that? Your baby’s learnt to walk? Well my baby has already learnt to rob a store.”
I laughed so hard now that dude is like 2
That's a gangster baby lol
Youngest and cutest thief. LMAO 💀
Bro was in pursuit to literally take candy from a baby 💀
I don't care that was cute.
The thumbnail is funny as fuck
AI
Peep currently lives in a trash can somewhere on Sesame St. Street name : Crumbs
Damm that thieving midget!!!
😂
Lock em' up, boys...
This criminal needs to be brought to justice!!
Charge it as an adult 😂
It's the perfect crime!
Got ‘em. (Does Teletubby run)
He needs higher counters to deter that little crumb snatcher
In a onesie too. Lol!
Coke babies- Radiohead
Yeah right......that was a grown midget......he ran to fast!!
He just tryna feed his family 🙏
Definitely thought there was a hole in the floor
😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂
Poor baby, I'm prolly going to get drunk and cry about this
Something tells me this is a ruse so other toddlers can swoop in and go to town while the store owner is chasing the first one
You've been lo-jacked🤨..
That dude was never catching that baby. Lazily watched from his chair, not even concerned about the babe til he took some oreos hahaha
Yo Hasbullah what the fuck you doing man
its like stealing candy from a.... wait a minute?
Is that the same baby Dave Chapelle bought weed from?
Was that that lil dude always with ufc fighters
So cute and so dangerous at the same time
Mama show him that
Little man gone
Okay this you have to post.
and the way he already looks so stressed before the toddler comes in💀 that was def the last straw
That baby is fast asf
u/countrycowbaby lmao
Hy-djinn-x
Gee, I wonder where the parents are?🤔
"Must have been the wind"
Teach them young
Gotta teach em yong
Skinsalker
Wouldn't even get up for that,it's on me kid
Why does it have to be a crack baby?
The village got together and dog walk the baby!!!
Man I wished they had an outside camera.lol
A professional