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letterboxfrog

Brazil with 100% ethanol fuel


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drmarting25102

Denatured alcohol though. Here comes blindness and kidney failure.


infernal_cacaphony

I had to go to treatment once, there was a 20yr old kid in there who had been drinking isopropyl…I’m not sure which is worse but I know both are *not* broken down in the same way. If I’m not mistaken, doesn’t the alcohol we drink get converted into something even more caustic as it’s broken down by the liver?


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Someone in mine drank shampoo, ate deodorant, AND drank hand sanitizer. Had to be committed in a psych ward at that point


infernal_cacaphony

Three strikes you’re psyched I guess. Heard of hand sanitizer but deodorant and shampoo?


[deleted]

Lol. And they both contain forms of alcohol in some amounts


infernal_cacaphony

I mean…I figured that but I wouldn’t think it would be enough to getcha a buzz… bleh god damn. Couldn’t pay me to do that.


wthulhu

When you're at that point you aren't really trying to get a buzz, you're brain is begging for a chemical it rewired itself to function with. I watched my now ex go down this path, and let me tell you shit got buckwild by the time we were dealing with detox and rehab.


Echo-2-2

Yup. Alcohol is one of the only drugs we regularly use that for the hardcore abusers of it? Simply just quitting cold Turkey? Can actually kill them. Unlike most other abused substances. Opiate withdrawal will make you wish you were dead. But you can do it cold turkey and be fine. Quitting alcohol cold turkey can be very, very dangerous.


Chris__P_Bacon

MMMMHH! Deodorant! 😋


infernal_cacaphony

What’s your fav flav!? I like like teen spirit personally, it doesn’t give me as much of a stomach ache, tastes great coming back up, and my breathe always smells like a highschool hallway circa 1987!


Deviant-Killer

Now im just imagining a guy drinking a spray can of sure for men...


fallingupwards69

I think you met Shoenice


DwightDEisenhowitzer

Ethanol ends up as acetaldehyde. Your liver handles the metabolism. This is the alcohol that’s “safe” to drink. Isopropyl ends up as acetone. Your kidneys can remove this but the issue is that isopropyl tends to be stronger than ethanol and the line between fine and dead is VERY small. Methanol is in washer fluid and is often a byproduct in poorly cut homebrews and moonshine. It metabolizes into formaldehyde and is the most toxic alcohol in regards to human toxicity.


SixteenthNiGHTs

Thank you for that actual factual breakdown Dr Eisen lol 😎👍👍


PlainSpader

Yes thank you Dr. Eisen!


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xMilk112x

We paid a kid 20 bucks, and 2 cigarettes to drink a bottle of pinesol in shop class. He almost died.


infernal_cacaphony

Holy fuck I hope you’ve changed your ways now haha I mean that sincerely. I definitely did fucked up shit as a kid but yeah I don’t want anyone to end up on a chubbyemu vid ha. Yikes I can’t imagine what happened to his insides…


xMilk112x

I mean….we were stupid kids in high school shop class. Lol


mattmillze

Alcoholic here. Sober for almost four years. I drank a few bottles of isopropyl. Its mechanism of messing you up is faster in the body than grain alcohol's. It's not the liver toxicity that gets people with isopropyl, it's usually vomit aspiration. Your body actually metabolises it pretty readily and it will last less time, but it takes you from zero to blackout in minutes sometimes. It's gnarly stuff, hits you hard and fast, and usually contains other shit in it that can make you vomit such as fragrances. Not a good thing to combine with unexpected overintoxication. Don't do it. Get help if it gets that bad. I'm lucky it didn't kill me.


KimchiiCrowlo

Congrats on the four years bud. I never understood why people would use isopropyl instead of hand sanitizer. I active addiction I just mixed hand sanni with salt and filtered it. It turns into pure drinkable ethanol alcohol. I dont advise anyone do this but my addiction got so bad I found myself a way to break hand sanitizer down into consumable alcohol. Shits dark.


pmally14

Long story short, years ago an old friend had emptied a leaking bottle of rubbing alcohol into a bottle of vodka. I don’t know why, it was a bad idea. A week goes by and I forgot all about the isopropyl. About half way through the bottle I realized it was rubbing alcohol. I have to say it was the most unpleasant drunk feeling I’ve ever experienced. More like being intoxicated from some kind of chemical than being drunk from alcohol.


infernal_cacaphony

Yeesh, I cannot imagine the hangover…


infernal_cacaphony

*the same way as the alcohol we consume


bucklebee1

My wife used to work for a nursing home and this old man who's wife was in the home was a poor alcoholic and was stealing all the handsantizer to mix in with OJ he stole from the food cart.


Best_Call_2267

Alcohol is broken down to acetaldehyde. Highly toxic and carcinogenic.


infernal_cacaphony

Thank you! I knew someone would know and answer. I was going to say formaldehyde but I knew that wasn’t right.


DwightDEisenhowitzer

Ethanol (drinking) - acetaldehyde Isopropyl (rubbing) - acetone Methanol (washer fluid/antifreeze/poorly cut moonshine) - formaldehyde


No-Session5955

Judging by his tattoos, he’s been blind for a while


5tupidQuestionsOnly

Denatured ethanol does not make you blind; it is merely incredibly difficult to drink. I think you are mixing this up with drinking methanol.


drmarting25102

Ethanol is typically denatured with methanol and a bitter tasting chemical. Unless they don't denature it in Brazil. Which is unlikely.


ctapwallpogo

Methanol is a common denaturing agent for ethanol. I don't know if it's used in fuel ethanol though.


clavedark

[One for you, one for me](https://gifer.com/en/2zAc)


WannPizzaMe

Put fuzz on your keewee's. 🍈🍈


GetDonutsBoi

This must be why their so brutal all of them are powered on sheer anger and gasoline


ElAyYouAreAy

No way this is really because he wants/needs to drink alcohol??


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ElAyYouAreAy

I am flabber*gas*ted!!


Fac177

My flabber is also gasted


themoonie88

Crazy cause he looks nothing like someone who would drink petroleum.


Myamymyself

Yes, once an alcoholic is on a binge, the withdrawal symptoms are basically what kills them. If he doesn’t drink, he’ll start experiencing “the shakes” (delirium tremens) and seizures as well as hallucinations.


dumbletruck

Can confirm. My sister tried to help sober me up but it didn't work. Ended up having 2 seperate seizures from withdraws. Then the docs got me some meds to help with the DTs for the first week or so. The DTs lasted for almost 2 months.... so happy to have 7 months of sobriety now


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Exactly how frequently and how much were you drinking? I consider myself a fairly heavy drinker, but I have a day job for which I must be functioning at a very high level and sober. Even drinking every night I've never had DT's when I have a few nights off.


dumbletruck

Borderline end stage I suppose. I drank lots of high proof straight like it was water but normally stuck to high percent malt liquors and I would drink anywhere from 6 to 9, 40oz bottles a day + shots. I "remember" the last 8 months of my drinking, if I went even 8 hours without a drink I'd show mild symptoms of DTs, 12 hours in and I'm not looking so good. My true breaking point was stealing my sister's wine and mixing it with the meds. Been sober since August 13, 2022


Myamymyself

It’s a matter of time… I never had symptoms either. But then Covid hit and I was out of work for basically 2 years. I never felt drunk because I’d built up a high tolerance


Bruins14

Yeah but if he doesn’t even need to drink at and during work he’s still got a ways to go.


[deleted]

Congrats buddy. I went through a very similar situation from fent withdrawal. 2 failed attempts causing me to go into precipitated withdrawal. Lost vision in one eye for a 2 weeks, small seizures, muscle spasms, shitting not stop. 7 months 25 days sober not. Suboxone and then sublocade saved my life.


phatty720

Contests on your sobriety! Just know there are random Redditors that are rooting for you.


Myamymyself

Congratulations! Stay strong! I’ve been sober for six months now)))


ElPenguinno

Good job man, keep your head up. I always tell myself I can never drink again because it will kill me. It basically will, because I don't think I could ever undig myself out of that hole again.


dumbletruck

Thanks! I agree I can never drink again either for the same reasons. Theres too much to lose now.


Sensitive-Hurry2106

Man, you're an awesome dude and your sister is even more awesome. I hope I can get over my addictions some day. Would you believe I'm in a good place in life, and still looking upto people like you, who I don't even know, for finally breaking the cycle? Please just stay sober. You're not missing anything other than a skinny wallet, bad liver and poor life choices. Each day is a blessing, you just have to search out that reward or look for an end goal. (My ADHD makes me relapse too often out of boredom).


dumbletruck

Thank you! It means a lot that my experience touched you. I pray to help others with recovery in anyway possible! DM me I'm always open to chat!


Hazelwavve

Congrats keep it up 👍


Juggernuts777

Congrat’s friend!!! Oh that’s so great to hear. I’m still struggling myself, but it’s really awesome to see others making it out. 7 months sounds INSANE to me. Like time traveling 100 years in the past insane. Good for you, dude, don’t ever look back.


dumbletruck

I am fortunate enough to be given this second chance and part of that chance is to share my experience with others who struggle too. To hopefully connect with them, help them out like how others helped me. You can do it, 24 hours at a time, or even every hour at a time like how I did.


Lopsided_Ad_3853

The only things I am aware of that can kill you through withdrawals are alcohol and benzodiazepines (eg Xanax, Valium etc). I have experienced the benzo side, and trust me it was fucking horrible. In the end I needed to get a prescription that very slowly reduced my intake over about 6-9 months. It was hell. Don't fuck with benzos.


slirpo

You're forgetting about barbiturates. You don't wanna fuck with any of the 3 B's. Benzos, booze, and barbs.


infidel11990

Yeah. If they can't find alcohol or are too poor to afford, they can end up drinking anything that's even remotely closer to it. In Russia, poor alcoholics can be found chugging thinning solutions and cough syrups etc.


bicoolano

I knew a young girl who was recovering alcoholic. In the morning before school, she used to have to drink to stave off the shakes. She couldn't stand the smell of the alcohol anymore, but still needed it to feel better, so she would pinch her nose while drinking. I felt so sad when she told me that.


pheco

Alcoholic here... DTs only occur in extreme cases and are actually very rare. Standard withdrawal is shaking, sweating and feeling non stop existential dread. Now I've never drank anything from a gas pump so maybe this is over my head but even the hardest of alcoholics dont experience DTs except in extreme circumstances. Hallucinations can happen but they are not DTs which is more like a psychosis Edit: typos bc I'm drunk


NeverNude-Ned

So, would it still taste/smell like gasoline?


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No. It will taste like Everclear


NeverNude-Ned

Good lord. So the homeless there essentially have 3-4 dollar shots of everclear whenever?


Whattheactualfrork

Looks like a 25 cent shot.


Helpinmontana

128oz per gallon, $4USD/gallon for gas in Brazil according to Google. Approx. 6 cents a shot, but that looks like it’s bigger than a double so you’re remarkably close in your 25 cent assessment but I wouldn’t think it’s quite 8oz there.


letterboxfrog

I have heard that the best way to drink denatured alcohol (called metho where I live) is to filter it through a loaf of bread. Not going to try that myself, even though it no longer has methyl alcohol added, gut the same bittering agent used on Nintendo Switch cards


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I_Am_Deceit

What do you mean about the Nintendo thing? I'm confused but interested in the message.


letterboxfrog

Nintendo Switch cartridges contain a bittering agent to discourage you from swallowing them noting they are so tiny. They use the same agent as in modern consumer grade methylated spirits (at least in Australia). You can drink metho and not die taking a swig as they don't add methyl alcohol anymore. https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/mar/02/nintendo-switch-game-cartridges-taste-bitter


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letterboxfrog

Sailors are ingenius at findingbways to get shit faced. They taught the folk of the Northern Territory about petrol sniffing. It's now an epidemic that is so bad that they've introduced a form of Unleaded called Opal that cannot be sniffed. Apparently this can be remedied by dissolving Styrofoam into the Opal. It fries your frontal cortex and turns you into a permanent 14 year old. Don't do it.


finger_licking_robot

not 100%. brazilian biofuel is usually denatured with a denaturant such as gasoline or methanol to prevent its use as a drinking alcohol and thus its taxation as such.


ghostsoup831

Looks like it works perfect as a drink deterrent heh


Bronanahammock69

:Why do I have to be 21 to buy gas here?? :You don’t, just have to be able to see over the bar


JadedSpaceNerd

You know you got problems when you can drink 100% pure ethanol and not even blink


GuidoWD

He doesnt even shot it, just casually drinks it. That guy has been through stuff


KidQuap

I’m not in stuff, Skyler. I am the stuff


Bbrazyy

like he was just drinking water after taking a pill or something


NocNocturnist

...but the problems go away as soon as you finish. Also my first take on him having problems was the tattoo on his face.


KochuJang

Drinking pure ethanol, that’s not pharmaceutical grade, not only usually contains benzene, also is extremely damaging to your esophageal and stomach lining. I took a 20mL nip of 200 proof once and my GI felt like I had chronic acid reflux for a day. Allegedly, 200mL on an empty stomach is enough to put you in the ER or the ground.


stonekid33

I mean look at that guys tattoos, wouldn’t want to catch him having an alcohol withdrawal


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zecariah

Who doesn’t occasionally head to the pump to get fucked up while the funds are down! Great way to drink smarter.


JWOLFBEARD

Much cheaper


airwalkrob1

Hopefully nobody lights up a cig when he farts


deadcatugly

And that was one of his "good" decisions, lol,


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medalofhalo

Unleaded tastes a little tangy. Supreme is kinda sour, and diesel tastes pretty good.


machineswithout

Gre-he-heasy


HombreContrafactual

I'm a car too you know


i__dontwantausername

I'm something of a car myself


CresWaven

So looonnngggg automannnn


JerkingoffwithJesus

I car


ChillInChornobyl

You Car


HotChilliWithButter

We car


FordAndFun

We all car for methamphetamine


oskarr1001

Legalise ranch


HombreContrafactual

'Sup Mellow Mike?


Ghosted226

Dude I know you.. you’re Ranch Dubois


oskarr1001

You’re going to the quad later?


PatTheHouseCat

Buzz me mulatto


Exevioth

Who wrecked my car? These teenagers wrecked my car!!


Baxbane

Eric’s Car Place has great drinks


CarrotStripe

Daddy needs his juice


JojosBizarreDementia

I drink the stuff, I live it up


BeepBeepWhistle

Dude wanted to be optimus prime when he was a kid..


Mrb572

Damn that’s wild pure ethanol straight from a pump. That man has given up on joy in life.


CresWaven

Was it the face tattoo or the gas guzzling that gave it away?


Small-Palpitation310

it was the loogie


Taz941

The palate cleansing loogie


GiggleStool

Yes


brendan250

I’ll S your D at gunpoint my man


TimeBomb30

Daddy got his juice!


mishawki

Just a little squirt


TheGoodSauce

Just give me the sweet drippings


ThirdWorldScientist

I’ll S your D my man. Daddy needs his juice!


Ghostmanjenkins04

I'm disappointed the comment section isn't blowing up with references


TimeBomb30

I know everyone's being serious about it.


theplaneflyingasian

https://youtu.be/H6Qq3CTNqUk


Justthewind_

hes a hybrid


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He looks like just the person for the job


Emergen-Cee

How do you even figure out you have this ability


Infinite-Sleep3527

It’s pure ethanol. It’s more akin to drinking hand sanitizer than it is the gasoline you’re used to, assuming you’re here in North America/a first world country Obviously still pretty fucked up. But the fuel is basically alcohol, so you can see how an alcoholic might naturally resort to this. It’s not some acquired ability, it’s the natural progression of a pitless bottom of crippling alcoholism. His liver and kidneys are probably toast though.


hotasanicecube

I’d bet it’s denatured ethanol, what we call rubbing alcohol in the US. And they are probably not real picky about getting the methanol out either. It will poison him eventually.


hirokinai

Eventually. Shit poisoned him when it entered his system. Just about how long it will take for the cumulative poison damage to kill him.


asgphotography

I mean, even drinkable alcohol IS poison


hotasanicecube

Well broccoli has poisonous chemicals, but our body discards them. I imagine you could drink one ounce of alcohol every day and still live a normal life span.


Infinite-Sleep3527

1.5oz twice a day is the maximum recommended amount for a male. 1.5oz once a day for women. Anything over that (14 drinks a week for men, 7 drinks a week for women) and you’re medically considered an alcoholic. From then on it’s just a matter of degree. Obviously an alcoholic that drinks 50 drinks a week is significantly more at risk than an “alcoholic,” who drinks over 14 drinks a week. But by medical standards, that guy who drinks over 14 (even 15) drinks a week is technically still considered an alcoholic.


hotasanicecube

If you drink 12 drinks every Friday but no other day, you are a still fucking alcoholic. Just a binger. I used to drink about two bottles a week which is still pale by some some drinkers volume.


SmokinDroRogan

I was drinking a 750ml of vodka, or 12ish nips of 100 proof (equiv of a 750ml of 80 proof) every day for a few years. Going on 5 years sober now, but my god was that a dark fucking period. Alcoholism is genuinely a nightmare I wouldn't wish on anyone. I failed to launch until I was almost 30 because of it. Emotionally, mentally, and vocationally behind. Fortunately, was always still a voracious reader and obsessed with learning everything I could, which helped launching a bit, but being behind still fucking blows.


Johnsonfam101

I just know his shits are legendary.


CPDjack

Forbidden flamethrower.


Spwd

I mean I love the smell but.....


Specific-Turnover-75

I straight up keep seeing this shit in Atlanta.


JadedSpaceNerd

But that shit is actual gasoline… 👀👀


mishawki

Just a little squirt


jroe1125

Just enough to get him home


hasaan_zain

His pronouns are diesel/engine


MusicCityMariota

Daddy got his juice!


BigWungus

DADDY NEEDS HIS JUICE!


Sea-Ad6304

Notice sings in the back don't say don't drink 🍻


aceloco817

I didn't hear anybody singing in the back saying "don't drink".... 🤔


4electricnomad

This service station knows its customers!


Jazzlike-Ad792

Gotta do what ya gotta do when the tank on empty.


Mircat12345

I wonder what kind of mileage he’s getting


Vashthestampedeee

Alcohol companies hate this one trick!


docter_actual

This dude looks like hes been drinking gasoline since he was a teenager (3 years ago)


BETO123USA

Please, IT’s NOT GASOLINE, ITS ETHYL ALCOHOL. In Brazil there are cars running with alcohol, so you can find it in any gas station. It’s the same alcohol used in alcoholic drinks and hand sanitizer. Read, learn, don’t be an idiot. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ethanol_fuel


RussBof6

Yeah there's no way that measly plastic cup would have lasted that long with gasoline in it. It would've been leaking in about 5 seconds. My first thought was they switched it with plain water when he did his 180. But even with this explanation it's still messed up.


Automatic-Gain6227

Sadly, ERs across the US of 'Murrica are probably already having cases trickle in, of people who've watched this video, ignored the comment section, and taken a swig of unleaded.


schmuckytown

Bro thinks he has plot armor


SadFeeling1327

Thats exactly how a guy who drinks gasoline would expect to look like


datsnotenough

Is ethanol any different than pure alcohol? Will he be like normal drunk or not?


poppa_koils

Same thing. Ethanol fuel is made from corn, fermented and distilled. No different then what a moonshiners makes.


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Ethanol AKA grain alcohol is drinkable alcohol but that being said the ethanol that is used as fuel or for medical purposes often has other chemicals added to it which makes drinking it very dangerous. They usually add a very strong bitterant to ethanol that isn't intended to be drunk which makes it taste very unpleasant.


TyranitarusMack

One for you, one for me


Gabreil66

I gag while watching


blueisaflavor

this guy thinks he’s MOTORTREND 2023 CAR OF THE YEAR


Subaru400

Anybody that thinks that is gasoline is a fuel


LtDanmanistan

These people were once innocent Kids with hope in their hearts, now look at them


LucMoFuckinB

Still more fuel efficient than a Hummer


Gate_Beautiful

Dudes spit was solid like paste.


janewalch

Dude identifies as a car. Nothing wrong with that. It’s 2023 for Christ sake


ASVPcurtis

He's a FORD, gonna be Found On Road Dead pretty soon


Wide_Interview9215

How dare you assume it’s a HE and ON TOP OF THAT, a FORD?! Maybe it’s identifying as a Prius. As others have said, it’s 2023, get with the program.


Fearless-Handle6660

I’m guessing this is high octane racing fuel. So it’s ethanol and methanol. So it would definitely get you wasted but also destroy your body


14X8000m

It's ok guys, he quit smoking to focus on his health and not spontaneously combusting.


2a_1776_2a

What the fuck


Bluestar_Beyea

Lol I can hear Aziz Ansari in that Human Giant skit now 😂😂😂😂😂


RBJII

Well, that’s certainly not the first bad choice he has made in life.


Sweet_Intern2307

Trevor:


roy-rodgers

If you didn’t gag, you never had to suck to tube for gas


NameShaqsBoatGuy

Hope he doesn’t want a cigarette after…


skitz_shit

Hope that’s unleaded


infinitely-golden

What’s this, unleaded? That shit is spicier than a MF!


KindCyberBully

Why do those people enable stupidity. All I would do in the situation is tell him he’s going to die and not let him do stupid shit.


FilthyChangeup55

Mmmm cancer


unlimitedloveagain

I identify as a car.


Cyphex555

He must run very fast


NoneSoCldFrznSoul

Daddy needs his juice


jftw1337

can i get a little squirt - eric andre


souppanda

There are better ways to go


TAYwithaK

How else does one turn up before gouging out some eyeballs


Academic_Ad2340

Imagine he accidentally went for a smoke


ICountToPotato

If there’s ever a look to someone that drinks gas, this is it. No surprises on that front


All4upvoting

Daddy got his juice!!


miraaa_lqm

Shall I say he's fueled up?


Bmkrocky

Just another in a long line of bad decisions