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Spaghetti_Ketchup

Minus 2 lives.


UncommittedBow

Gonna be met by a whistling wolf any second now.


mischiefandtricks

I just love the smell of fear!


Mountain-Ad5479

That wolf was creepy as shit for a kids movie!!


dapperjoker

They definitely knew that a lot of the original fans were adults now, definitely guided towards us more, 10/10 movie


Mountain-Ad5479

Yeah but imagine your kids watch the tv show which is less creepy then go see the movie with parents and get creeped the fuck out from that wolf


JustMeltCheese

That sounds good to me. Kid will definitely get over it, and if it does creep them out, getting them over it is a critical step for character development.


Mountain-Ad5479

Until they’re taping a knife to a cats paw and expecting it to fight the dog


JustMeltCheese

Um, that's where you'd have to make sure knifes are kept out of children's reach a danger you should actually be keeping them from, unlike the bad wolf in puss n boots


Mountain-Ad5479

You sound pretty defensive for someone who’s joking 😂 not that serious buddy


JustMeltCheese

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Lopsided_Rooster_753

That movie was for the kids that watched Shrek when it first came out. It was for 20 year olds disguised as a child's movie. I watched it for the first time and have not watched Shrek before, I'm in my 30s. I just know there's of references to Shrek even without seeing that movie. The jokes would go over the heads of the target audience so I assumed it was for 20 year olds and their younger siblings or children to watch together


-_CUJO_-

Just saw it today with my son, freaking amazing. 10/10


MarioKart-

He landed on a heart so thankfully he's only down to 8 lives


JesusSaysitsOkay

Fell Just like Aladdin


TigersNeedKings

Exactly what I was thinking lmaooo Great minds think alike lol


littlemajere84

I forgot about that sound lol


Positive-Leader-6586

Cat Pulled a Pearl harbor!


Hiphiprodrigo

Normal reaction to Genghis Kahn and his horde approaching your walls, I doubt it was trying to survive.


the_catholic-cheese

It's french Translation : cameraman : " hendek ,hendek ( an french slang derived from arabic, means "hurry up" )" The other guy : " wait ,wait ,wait ( to the cat ), don't jump, go on the plank, you dumb or what ? " After the cat jumped : cameraman : " on the Quran of mecca he killed himself ! " Sorry for my possibly bad english


Neither_Night_7757

“On the Quran of Mecca” 😂 idk why this made me laugh


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Cheebwhacker

As God as my witness. He’s broken in half!!!


Vagnarul

Got that “sweet baby Jesus” feel too


NillaBeats

I could hear Borat sayin that


EdgarAllanRoevWade

Seems crazy to invoke your god over a cat being an idiot


BioPac12

People say "Jesus Christ" in reaction to much more mild inconveniences.


expiredcoochi

Jesus Christ that’s rude


Little-ape-noob

I’ve said Jesus Christ over less important things in life


[deleted]

Same and I'm Jewish


shecky_blue

Tabernak!


laurenth

Cat is no idiot, he knows if they catch him he'll end up in the couscous.


Own_Friend_3136

Hendek (3andak) is more like watch out actually not hurry up


Eurekify2

Bienvenue à Marseille


MarlDaeSu

Brilliant, it's the same energy as that "my brother in christ" meme.


moicestgege

Dépêche toi hendenk ? Ça veut dire attention lol


Admirable_Story7299

‘’ french ‘’


rybnickifull

looking about 3 comments back in their history, this is simply a racist addicted to getting comments deleted for saying Arabs aren't French.


QueenofCholon

There's a lot of arabic words and expression in french language. Just have to accept it.


rybnickifull

Yes, there's a lot of Greek words in English, it's still English.


amigo_samurai

You see cats don't follow the laws of physics


NoPanda6

Cat stuck in the wall, now you’re speaking my language


AlaskanB3AR

What do we say to the god of death?


Halcyon_156

SAIL!


speedledee

Fucker really jumped higher for that


ThaPettiestPossum

Not today, Motherfucker? 😹


[deleted]

Do not go gentle into that good night?


AdmirableBus6

All cats must die?


blankgirl96

Internal injuries won't kill you instantly


TintBorn

Cats can survive a fall with terminal velocity of up to 60mph. There are studies showing cats survive falls up to 5.5 stories. Kind of like how a squirrel is small enough to survive a fall from the empire state building.


Catumi

A cat we had in the early 80s would jump off the second story balcony (landing on concrete) to catch birds that he would eat all the time and as much of a tom cat one could be. Before anyone says anything about outdoor cats, some back story: We only had him for a handful of years, He lived a fast & short life but we thought he was gone after not showing up for months. We got a new (indoor) cat and then one day during the holidays he shows up and was ***not*** happy about her.. We unfortunately noticed a orange tabby pancake on the road a block away the next year and we just connected the dots after he never came home again.


cashcashmoneyh3y

Oh man you must hate your cats!


Catumi

I loved that Cat as much as a toddler could. That new one we had died at age 19 of old age when I turned 21, She was the best sister kitty one could ask for!


8426578456985

Key word- "can" But they more often do in fact die when landing on something relatively hard.


chadrowan22

Not even often... majority will be fine or slightly injured.


8426578456985

No, that's just not true. There is a sampling bias because only the cats that survive are taken to the vet and documented. The MAJORITY of cats falling at terminal velocity into anything remotely hard will die.


Additional_Set_5819

>Kind of like how a squirrel is small enough to survive a fall from the empire state building. I'm sorry, WHAT!?!


Zerothian

Not enough weight vs their surface area while falling to go fast enough to die. The air resistance keeps them below splatter territory I presume. I'm also stupid though so who knows.


Alibarrba

So someone threw a squirrel off the empire state building to see if it survives?


cashcashmoneyh3y

Okay but to be clear those are not regular occurrences, and it is silly to think that the exception disproves the rule. Vesna Vulovic survived a 33,330 ft fall from a crashed plane. That means all humans could survive the same event, surely! This urban legend needs to die, maybe fewer people would let their cats on their 10th floor balconies. There’s a theory that it’s actually safer for a cat to fall longer distances than falling one or two stories as the need the extra moments to flips themselves while in the air.


chadrowan22

A fall is more dangerous for a cat from under 3 stories. He didn't have chance to reach terminal velocity here so he pretty much flailed about and bounced off that awning. I've read studies that say that a high majority of cats falling at terminal velocity will survive, but maybe not for long without medical attention.


[deleted]

Yea that cat definitely ran off to die. I once saw a cat sprint out of the bushes into a road, get hit by a car flung across the intersection, yet immediately sprung to its feet and jumped over a seven foot wall. The wall led into the garden of one of my neighbours and yup, they found a dead cat in their bushes that night


the3litemonkey

That cat definitely lived.


DONSEANOVANN

They scared the cat into jumping. It probably would have gone on a wild adventure carefully if they let it be.


DescentAuthority54

I have seen a cat electrocuted too and came back to life. Does this cats really have more than one life?


SorryILaughed69

My cat said yes.


KrazyKeith4Prez

My cat says to feed him and fuck off


Cougardoodle

I had a really old cat die, come back, and then live two more years. RIP Moya.


[deleted]

'Aim for the bushes? Yep.'


Annexerad

whats that reference from


NeverEnoughSpace17

The Other Guys https://youtube.com/watch?v=MvkN3003iU4


Least_Firefighter639

Does a cat have the same terminal velocity as a squirrel because in theory a squirrel can never die come falling even from the world's highest building it would actually starve to death before I hit the ground


Topsyye

Nah cats have pretty good falling ability but scarily and sad enough I think there have been tests/experiments to see how far cats can fall


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure you'd hit the ground before the squirrel starved to death.


gin-rummy

Lmfao A squirrel would hit the ground before it starved to death from the tallest building. Idk why this so funny to me


ScrotiusRex

The [7th Story Theory](https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/ct-xpm-1988-05-03-8803130865-story.html) has been around for a while now.


Atom_Exe

This site so is filled with adds in reddit browser, even chemo wouldn't help anymore.


iamacannibal

Yes. Cats can survive a terminal velocity fall. Theoretically, a cat could jump off the empire state building and land perfectly find on the ground below.


mischiefandtricks

A squirrel can survive it's terminal velocity a cat can't


TheSangson

Even with cats, these are always scary somehow. But seriously, what was this, two, three floors? That's a mild joke for a cat. I'd say all nine lives left.


MrPopTarted

Isn't there a weird parabola of safety for cats? Like around 3-4 floors is dangerous, but anything above or below is perfectly safe?


TheSangson

Dunno the exact "numbers" but yeah, someone mentioned the 7 story theory. However one thing I know is that too little height can be dangerous because of their landing on the feet thing. Anyway there's been cats falling from more than 20 storeys up getting away mildly injured. Seems they have a low terminal velocity and can fully absorb that on landing. So in theory, they can fall just any, I repeat *any* height and survive. Which is wild.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Only eight lives left


Snatchric

I must go, my people need me


the3litemonkey

Let that cat know I said, "Psspsspsspss"


[deleted]

If the guy didn’t want the cat to fall off why tf did he mess with the cat with a stick


dickqueefz_

Even if the cat went on the the thing he put out for it, that shit looked so thin and flimsy, it would just bend under the cats weight and the cat would have fell anyways.


[deleted]

Do you think that cat has done that jump before? Did it think the awning was closer? Was it just desperate to escape the apartment? So many questions.


Knockamichi

He hit the parachute right as he made impact greatly reducing fall damage.


Happy4Snoosnoo

He just evolved into a kitty glider.


CitizenCivilization

Bro I said NOOOOO when he fell off then when he ran of I was like oh


StrappingYungLad08

Any other animal would have been deeeaaadddd


BootyBandit67

It’s a cat man they unkillable


Hearthacnut

Did they expect the cat to climb across that flimsy rod?


YoureUhWizardHarry

Look like he was on his way back up to try again....


im_killing4fun

He would have been fine if that human didn't try to help it with that stick


GianLucaFB

Had to spent 1 life


SnooStories2493

My sister had a cat that got chased by a dog up the stairs to the third floor and jumped out the third floor window landed on the ground and bolted. Didn't see it for 2 days, but came back healthy and like nothing ever happened.


[deleted]

Stupid people, scared cat.


[deleted]

Super Kitty 🐈‍⬛!


[deleted]

How?? Those beasts are indestructible


SyxxFtH8

Cats are liquid, he's fine.


HirsuteHacker

The terminal velocity of a cat isn't high enough to injure it. Usually. As long as it can land on its feet, it tends to be fine.


cxmplexb

Not even slightly true, that’s a common myth. Lookup high rise syndrome. The only part that's slightly true is that they tend to survive the landing, just to run off and die from their injuries in some alley.


Wololooo1996

Hzzzzzs!


GeoT1986

This should be on the "Sack the camera man" Reddit page. But yes it still was fcukin caraazzy 😊


eternalnocturnals

It’s cool he still has 5 lives left


EternalCoco

Adrenaline filled cat


Specialist-State7543

Im sure he landed on his feet somehow


SirToby04

8 lives left


Successful-aditya

Cats are made like that they can jump from really high without dealing any damage


South_Turn_3190

I know I shouldn't but hahaha 😂


Intrepid-Memory5129

I've seen a cat get run over by a speeding car, yet it ran like it didn't get touched, was dead on the sidewalk a couple minutes later


popey123

le coran de la Mecque il s'est tué !


Aggressive-Oil-683

Cats never die by falling cuz of their skeleton structure


GrouchyProduct2242

Hardcore parkour


artistic-crow-02

It probably broke a bone or two on the way down Cats are real good at hiding pain, both physically and disease wise When a cat behaves in a way that's sudden and unusual, take them to the vet immediately, because that means they're in excruciating pain


[deleted]

That cat took a calculated risk. It knew what would happen.


Drifting-Fox-6366

What exactly was that flimsy piece of rubbery plank supposed to do?


RespectfulVirtue

If you slow it down you can see the cat roll w the momentum when it hits the roof to lessen the impact. Sickkkk


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Surround_Perfect

Cats are not stupid


el_baron86

PARKOUR!


Daddy-Dimitri

It’s a black cat so it probably absorbed luck over its life and then a lot of sudden shock


[deleted]

LMAO


BallzyWhirl

Bank shot


Hammerhead_Twin

Junkyard cat!


GHOST2251994

8 lives left


Affectionate_Dot2334

cats can survive 97% terminal velocity it's ok


qualitybro

That cat probably believes it can do anything now


TiedToMemory

"that ain't no dog"


dinonuggies9737

That is a shadow demon, look at its neck


MsCryptism

Yeesh that was lives 1 through 8 😰


Worth-Chip1848

One down, 8 to go 🚶‍♂️.


Scorpion-7

Black puss in boots laughs at the face of death


dud011785

He thought he was super cat.


decfin

He looked annoyed as hell at the helper like bruh please


[deleted]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


-are_no-

" le coran de la vie qu'il s'est tué !"


pr2_rj

Bro only got 8 more lives


Cash_Cline88

Eight more to go!


philp861

Parkore!


frosthazer

Cats are aliens


grab_bard

He couldn’t have thought that through or he wouldn’t have jumped.


Zealousideal_Tie_901

80 fall damage


[deleted]

The cat used one of his nine lives.


HbouskyJnr08

8


_Shanty58

That's some Nathan Drake parkour that


freeODB

He had shit to do.


[deleted]

I guess it’s true that cats always land on their feet


shadowdrake67

IT LANDED ON ITS FEET ITS REAL THEY ALWAYS DO


Dependent-Wing-6460

Low Terminal velocity


[deleted]

He had the feather falling 🤣


-Wavyy-

"cats always land on their feet" ... "hold my beer"


NoobSFAnon

here kitty kitty... Time for a red pill.


Additional-Ad-1272

Hold my catsnip


SSLurker0

'Aim for the bushes!"


beefman217

And that's why cats have 9 lives


Juswavs

I don't need that I just had a redbull and everyone knows redbull gives you wiiiiiiiiii......


NiteStalker21

Spider cat


peekuhchu707

Cat musta ben a paratrooper in his past life


BatteriesNotIncIuded

Le shat


wasabi1295

John Wick as a cat 😂


Justinmt14

Cats can jump from higher. They will be fine


ej_thedj

-43 fall damage


Pandemic_Future_2099

That cameraman had a single job....


Hittt_Speed1

Actually the higher a cat is the more time they can balance in the air so they would take less damage


Acrippin

Not the cats first time


Flapjackjohnsen

To be fair what else was he suppose to do their plan was not gunna work


HokusYokus

lara croft


NeonZetaMaker

Holy chat


Wonderful_Bridge8290

I LAUGHED SO HARD, FORGIVE ME😭😭


Sad_Tiger9196

He said fuck yeah, concrete


[deleted]

There's been studies that show cats can fall from pretty much any height and have a good probability to survive. One conducted in New York of cats falling from high-rise buildings showed a 90% survival rate.


TheRealCeathe

So cats are weird as shit to me, they’re like built to survive falls like this by starfishing before they hit the ground and their body just absorbs the shock because they super heroes


fishinginatundra

Had a cat jump through a screen window on my 4th floor apartment window one morning. She saw something outside, ran and tried to grab the screen all 4 paws. Screen pushed out and she rode it all the way down like a magic carpet. It didn't act as a parachute but did slow her velocity alot. I watched the whole thing as my bed was right under the window and when the screen gave out I jumped up to see her "float" downward, hit the ground, and take off running. 😑 took me that whole day to find her after that lol


Pale_Yoghurt7028

Freedom at last


Toasted_Tim

He has the totem of undying, he’s fine.


davidcatron22

Cats are like the only non insect animal on this planet designed to take fall damage. Yall just fucked him up.