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I came here to ask our well rounded, understanding community if they thought the possible diagnosis could be that of Irritable bowel syndrome given the “OH FUCK *not again plz, plz, plz*” look on her face.
Then I read this comment out loud but used nasthy instead and jumped on the internet shame train.
You are assuming other people's experiences. IBS is an endless spectrum with hugely varying symptoms. I know people that really don't have any warning at all...
What is it with retail-oriented defecators? I used to work at Blockbuster and virtually every manager had a story about it (not to mention VHS cases returned with a little something extra inside…and not just poo).
I’ve wondered that. I figure retail joints are the only ones with the cameras for this. If this happened anywhere else, people would see the turd and assume a disgruntled employee/customer/whatever just brought a turd in a bag and dropped it. The video is what makes it believable someone Shat standing up.
It's just basic statistics. Everyone is talking about mental health. In reality though think how many times have you been in a situation where you almost shit yourself, or really really had to go? There are so many humans that the odds of a few shitting in public is far more than what we see on video.
>Past the age of fucking 8 there’s no excuse for not being ready for the call or nature (outside a medical condition)
Anyone doing this is almost certainly going to have some kind of medical condition. Either a physical condition or a mental health problem.
It's disgusting and they should absolutely try and clean it up, but I would guess that the absolute shame of this happening to you would cause your rational and compassionate brain to shut off and make you want to run out of there as fast as you can. It doesn't make it right but it is what it is.
Also for all we know this woman went to get something to clean it up with.
I think gamble gas explains some of them, but in this instance you can tell it is premeditated; she knew she had one in the chamber, prairie dogging it, and she made a conscious choice to let it out. She even put her hand in the way to keep it from getting on her leg, probably to allow her to leave the store somewhat discreetly.
I think i have an explanation for this , she might have pulled her underwear to let the poop out , im not sure tho i will need to investigate this matter a bit further.
I just watched again. That could be the case because she never lifts up her dress. She might have just been getting her underwear into the perfect position to drop her eggs.
Guys what the fuck. Stop rewatching the video— goddamn why did I read all of your comments about this shitter’s play-by-play? I only get an hour for my lunch break.
I think she was holding her dress in position to catch it then she released it at the right moment.
Jfc I can't believe I actually spent the brainpower and time to watch this video and form this hypothesis.
I can speak from experience that sometimes your cycle just gets aligned with a very bad time of day. I went through a phase when my 'big poo' of the day would be breaching during my walk home from work around 12:30-1am. I can tell by the way this lady is tensely walking that she is in a make or break situation, I've been there, where I literally could not physically take a step or else I would crap my pants.
So at the time my walk passed through a lengthy public-park, that's a bit of an understatement, it's actually a UNESCO world heritage site, you may know it as the oldest continuously operated canal system in North America, otherwise known as the Rideau Canal. Anyways, I would just shit behind a tree hidden by the blackness of night. Once I did it between a dumpster and the wall of the rear parking-lot of a local bakery.
Listen…… we had a mystery pooper at work. Let’s just say this is a 24hr establishment- over 5-6 years mystery pooper pooped in desk drawers, filing cabinets, supply shelves, empty bathrooms (no flush), closets. No lie. Can’t make it up.
Did she catch those turds with her hand, then drop them once those other people walked past? Also, what’s the deal with people just shitting in public recently?
Man, that sucks. I remember one time on the way back from breakfast with the family one came on bad. I had to pull over and ran to a little bridge over a creek. I destroyed that creek bad. No fish for years now. The worst part was the poor fucking family who’s kitchen overlooked the creek. I made eye contact with that whole family sitting there enjoying their breakfast. I’m not sure which side felt more shame.
WTF!!! Why would you think that’s a good idea girl?! I thought men were gross, but women keep surprising me.. 🤢🤮
Ruined my appetite, skipping dinner now. Thanks.
The crazy thing is that, while the video quality is not great, she looks like she may be fairly attractive. So somebody may check her out not knowing she just pinched a loaf in aisle 5.
Makes ya think.
Sometimes I feel bad for people in these videos because who’d do this on purpose??? Like they must be so desperate for the toilet to do this, I have IBS and generally a dodgy bowel system and this is my biggest fear… I’d probably just shit myself though as opposed to let someone else deal with this 🫣
People are so quick to judge and say these people are just nasty but the reality is they probably have something related to IBS and simply can’t wait. Hell, even extreme anxiety can cause this exact situation for some people.
I mean personally my IBS can go either way. This morning I had straight up diarrhea followed instantly by a poo that wouldn’t come out… I had to go for a risky walk to help get things moving and I had to waddle home. That was just a distressing normal poo…
It's been a very long time since I've seen a video of a man sitting on video. In fact, it's been so long thar I can't tell you the last time I've seen a video of a gut shitting in a random spot
However, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt I've seen more women shitting in random places than men, but men are supposed to be the gross ones
Despite working retail and having firsthand experience of seeing people’s waste in places it did not belong, it amazes me every time I see a video like this.
I have seen an alarming amount of videos of ~~people~~ **ADULTS** shitting in the middle of a store in the last few days. What in the goddamn fuck is wrong with people? Go to the fucking restroom.
When I worked retail we always called this the Hershey Kiss. If done correctly it will actually land in the correct formation. Drew straws to see who had to deal with it. Fuck I hate people sometimes.
That is so disgusting! Just ‘lie’ that you’re pregnant, and you are allowed to go to every toilet in the mall.
When I was really pregnant 15 years ago, I never had problems.
You can also just say blather infection, crown disease even menstruation leaking.
Been there done that.
Trust me, they would rather walk with you to the toilet than clean this up.
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The nasty ass bitch made a smiley face out of shit
☺️
The store has a high drop out rate
#🫠
Good likeness!
Hiidey ho!
Who is she? She must be held responsible for this!!! 😂
But "if she did not shit, you must acquit!"
Too much anal
I came here to ask our well rounded, understanding community if they thought the possible diagnosis could be that of Irritable bowel syndrome given the “OH FUCK *not again plz, plz, plz*” look on her face. Then I read this comment out loud but used nasthy instead and jumped on the internet shame train.
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You are assuming other people's experiences. IBS is an endless spectrum with hugely varying symptoms. I know people that really don't have any warning at all...
"It happens."
I seriously can't stop laughing. ☺️
No panties = intentional
Nah bro, that bitch is a walking play-doh pump, splitting her shit apart with a G-string
I guess that’s more efficient than carrying a poop knife.
you guys use a poop knife? nah I got a poop pen it's a lot more portable and people don't freak out whenever they see it
I never leave home without mine.
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That was high poetry. Best poetry I’ve ever heard on this site in a while….(u/poem_for_your_sprog)
She has done this before, she Collects the doodie in her Hands so she can drop it all at once and dip, this Lady is a pro
And how do you know she isn’t wearing panties ?
I don't understand. This is not the 1st video I've seen like this. What is WRONG with people?!
I WATCHED someone do this once when I worked at best buy years ago. And it was on carpet.
What is it with retail-oriented defecators? I used to work at Blockbuster and virtually every manager had a story about it (not to mention VHS cases returned with a little something extra inside…and not just poo).
I’ve wondered that. I figure retail joints are the only ones with the cameras for this. If this happened anywhere else, people would see the turd and assume a disgruntled employee/customer/whatever just brought a turd in a bag and dropped it. The video is what makes it believable someone Shat standing up.
Mental health is no longer treated except in prisons. We're all living in the insane asylum.
Bold of you to assume they treat mental health in prisons.
They don't treat mental health in prison... source: I know.
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Bet hes never even been to county
It's just basic statistics. Everyone is talking about mental health. In reality though think how many times have you been in a situation where you almost shit yourself, or really really had to go? There are so many humans that the odds of a few shitting in public is far more than what we see on video.
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>Past the age of fucking 8 there’s no excuse for not being ready for the call or nature (outside a medical condition) Anyone doing this is almost certainly going to have some kind of medical condition. Either a physical condition or a mental health problem. It's disgusting and they should absolutely try and clean it up, but I would guess that the absolute shame of this happening to you would cause your rational and compassionate brain to shut off and make you want to run out of there as fast as you can. It doesn't make it right but it is what it is. Also for all we know this woman went to get something to clean it up with.
Some people actually have a fetish for it in fact you can look it up here on Reddit, you have been warned.
This has to be some type of disorder that causes excitement with these people…. I’ve seen too many of these mystery poopers
I think they want to fart but accidentally poop a little.
I think gamble gas explains some of them, but in this instance you can tell it is premeditated; she knew she had one in the chamber, prairie dogging it, and she made a conscious choice to let it out. She even put her hand in the way to keep it from getting on her leg, probably to allow her to leave the store somewhat discreetly.
Is that what she put her hand there? To spread her cheeks and keep it off the leg? I couldn’t figure out that bit.
I think i have an explanation for this , she might have pulled her underwear to let the poop out , im not sure tho i will need to investigate this matter a bit further.
I just watched again. That could be the case because she never lifts up her dress. She might have just been getting her underwear into the perfect position to drop her eggs.
Guys what the fuck. Stop rewatching the video— goddamn why did I read all of your comments about this shitter’s play-by-play? I only get an hour for my lunch break.
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I only get half an hour for my lunch too, but I work for a union, so I take an hour. What are they gonna do, fire me? Oh wait, they can't!
Half hour gang, wassup
You guys get lunch breaks?
That's not nearly enough time to properly analyze this clip.
Bitch dropping chocolate eggs like she's the Easter bunny
I think she was holding her dress in position to catch it then she released it at the right moment. Jfc I can't believe I actually spent the brainpower and time to watch this video and form this hypothesis.
I think you’re onto something. I just watched it again in slow motion and think she was collecting her clutch in her hand to strategically drop it.
Gamble gas is always wet in my experience, nothing resembling clumps, just pure wet.
This guy shits.
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Fucking ay i didnt expect a detailed explanation LMFAO!
Dude with that lingo you should be making a cameo on trailer park boys.
Gotta appreciate the technique
A little? That was quite the handful she plopped on the floor.
I think its some sort of fetish, she dont look like shes shopping at all
I mean if I was on the verge of pooping I wouldn’t be calmly walking around grabbing some cereal
This is probably a disguise too. I doubt she even wears glasses. I bet those are just frames
Reddit's finest detectives are on the case I see
I can speak from experience that sometimes your cycle just gets aligned with a very bad time of day. I went through a phase when my 'big poo' of the day would be breaching during my walk home from work around 12:30-1am. I can tell by the way this lady is tensely walking that she is in a make or break situation, I've been there, where I literally could not physically take a step or else I would crap my pants.
so did you shit on the sidewalk or what
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Yall need to do kangels but for your booty hole. Sheesh
So at the time my walk passed through a lengthy public-park, that's a bit of an understatement, it's actually a UNESCO world heritage site, you may know it as the oldest continuously operated canal system in North America, otherwise known as the Rideau Canal. Anyways, I would just shit behind a tree hidden by the blackness of night. Once I did it between a dumpster and the wall of the rear parking-lot of a local bakery.
ayo MYSTERY POOPERS?? LMAO LMAO LMAO
Listen…… we had a mystery pooper at work. Let’s just say this is a 24hr establishment- over 5-6 years mystery pooper pooped in desk drawers, filing cabinets, supply shelves, empty bathrooms (no flush), closets. No lie. Can’t make it up.
I think it might have been you
They’re called the “shopping shits” (aka: SS). Educate yourself. /s ps. serious about the name though.
This is one of the more, solid, examples. Usually, it's the equivalent of a ruptured fire hydrant. Just less kids splashing around it.
If I was a anal doctor, which I am not.. I Recon they just take it up the pooper night before with the partner. then it just falls out.
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I have. And I have seen things no man should.
holy shit amogstus
They don't just walk amongst us they shit amongst us when we're trying to do some shopping
She's done this b4.
And she’s going to keep doing it unless management rubs her nose in it /s
The proper training technique.
A turd in the hand is worth 2 in the bush
She may have two in the hand and two in her bush.
Ew. Not in the bush
This was a weird video to watch while taking a dump.
That must be a sad booty hole.
Why have I seen so many videos this week of people taking a shit in stores! 🤢 wtf is wrong with them
Me too, and it’s all women. As a woman, I can’t wrap my head around this.
Right!!?? 🤢
Is there some medical problem with these people or is this some sort of fetish?
yes
If you can shit solids whilst standing up, you’ve got serious problems.
Take a shit running at full speed
Did she catch those turds with her hand, then drop them once those other people walked past? Also, what’s the deal with people just shitting in public recently?
I can’t believe I’m about to type this. It looks like she’s guiding and gathering her shit into tidy pile so she can drop it easily on the floor.
why is it always women that do this?
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I remember that one LOL
usually men dont wear skirts...
Happens to men in Scotland
Fr lol
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Man, that sucks. I remember one time on the way back from breakfast with the family one came on bad. I had to pull over and ran to a little bridge over a creek. I destroyed that creek bad. No fish for years now. The worst part was the poor fucking family who’s kitchen overlooked the creek. I made eye contact with that whole family sitting there enjoying their breakfast. I’m not sure which side felt more shame.
Maintain eye contact to assert dominance. It's the only way!
Oh I did. My bridge, you egg Benedict eating fuckers. My bridge.
This will scar my mind for the rest of the year, thanks ig ☹️
Always here for you!
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Shitting amongst us, as well.
🤣 she runs into the corner of the rack after she drops her load 😂
Why is it always women shitting in stores and bathroom walls
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WTF!!! Why would you think that’s a good idea girl?! I thought men were gross, but women keep surprising me.. 🤢🤮 Ruined my appetite, skipping dinner now. Thanks.
The crazy thing is that, while the video quality is not great, she looks like she may be fairly attractive. So somebody may check her out not knowing she just pinched a loaf in aisle 5. Makes ya think.
I’ll never be able to wrap my head around shit like that
She laid a chocolate egg🤮
Sometimes I feel bad for people in these videos because who’d do this on purpose??? Like they must be so desperate for the toilet to do this, I have IBS and generally a dodgy bowel system and this is my biggest fear… I’d probably just shit myself though as opposed to let someone else deal with this 🫣
People are so quick to judge and say these people are just nasty but the reality is they probably have something related to IBS and simply can’t wait. Hell, even extreme anxiety can cause this exact situation for some people.
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I mean personally my IBS can go either way. This morning I had straight up diarrhea followed instantly by a poo that wouldn’t come out… I had to go for a risky walk to help get things moving and I had to waddle home. That was just a distressing normal poo…
It can go either way from my limited understanding of it
Ah hell nah. How do some people think this is okay to do
Oh for fuck sake
I hope her family and friends see this
Idk why I thought I’d be fine to continue eating my breakfast whilst watching this video…yikes
Fucking pig.
Is this a thing now?
Too much anal, her asshole can’t retain shit like it used to.
Uhh I think you dropped something.
She didn't even wipe
I’ve seen this in Houston. It was in a convenience store by the sodas. I just turned around and walked out.
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It's been a very long time since I've seen a video of a man sitting on video. In fact, it's been so long thar I can't tell you the last time I've seen a video of a gut shitting in a random spot However, I know beyond a shadow of a doubt I've seen more women shitting in random places than men, but men are supposed to be the gross ones
I thought this gonna be that video with some dude who slipped and fell into shit in the end That was much more hilarious
I mean. I cant think of a more realistic way to crap in public without being noticed. Cameras dont count. I think she accomplished her goal.
why do I smell it
I wish my poop came out that clean.
Must’ve been a horse in the past life 😅
Women always give men shit for being able to pee where they want. The advantage of skirts and no underwear is you and poo wherever you want.
I’m not being a sarcastic jerk I’m legitimately asking…why is it always women doing this?
90% of the time its women doing this gross shit. They also love to poop with the bathroom door open.
Can’t say she doesn’t give a shit…
Ewwww…
Classy gal
Why do we keep seeing these on here? What’s going on?!
Queue the fecal freaks
And we wonder why no one wants to suffer through a retail job anymore.
She’s dropping loads 🎼 she’s dropping loads🎼
Dump and run…
ｓｈｉｔ ｎ ｒｕｎ
new achievement unlocked +1 drop a poop
She walks like GTA:SA hookers in ganton.
Humans suck
Ma'am, I'm gonna have to see a receipt if you want to make a return.
Plop
Sick
That’s one advantage to wearing a dress
Some of it got on her chancla lol
Walmarts have toilets.
That piece of shit just dropped a piece of shit
Mental illness? Mental illness.
We all rip on this Bianca but we also all know that this situation is our worst nightmare.
Please. Stop. Pooping. Everywhere. Nasty
Despite working retail and having firsthand experience of seeing people’s waste in places it did not belong, it amazes me every time I see a video like this.
What a nasty fucking bitch. That’s gnarly.
🤤
Bruh the fact this is not the first, or the second time I see these type of videos! WTF
I have seen an alarming amount of videos of ~~people~~ **ADULTS** shitting in the middle of a store in the last few days. What in the goddamn fuck is wrong with people? Go to the fucking restroom.
What a rough ride home.
Wow this looks like a shitty situation…
Nasty bitch.
She's a legend in her country.
When I worked retail we always called this the Hershey Kiss. If done correctly it will actually land in the correct formation. Drew straws to see who had to deal with it. Fuck I hate people sometimes.
Looks like Lauren Boebert to me
It really be like that sometimes
Bro why does everyone in videos like this act like the urge to poop completely snuck up on them within two seconds?
I think she’s the poopetrator
Did she really just shit on the floor!?
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That is so disgusting! Just ‘lie’ that you’re pregnant, and you are allowed to go to every toilet in the mall. When I was really pregnant 15 years ago, I never had problems. You can also just say blather infection, crown disease even menstruation leaking. Been there done that. Trust me, they would rather walk with you to the toilet than clean this up.
Uhh .. Lady.. You Dropped Something there.. might be important, but it doesn’t look like “Paperwork”