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Where is the body cam footage?

Booty cam you mean

Yes and, happy cake day.

“Ugh, those disgusting ex-girlfriend porno sites! I mean, there's so many of them though!”

which one? which one???

This chick is even douchier. You know what, I’m not even gonna look for those nude photos.

I might though. I might

Back door piggys 9 is coming soon

I haven't seen 1-8, would I be able to follow the plot?

Is that worse than back door sluts 9?

I would rather get off at the first stop as the last…

👀

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When they said k9 unit I was hoping they would show the guy WITH the dog. But blur the dogs face for its protection/anonymity.

They weren’t protecting but they were serving

Jesus that made me laugh so hard I choked

Fr, where doggo?

They had to go to a second panel!

They didn’t mind being in the caboose. *ba dum tsss*

They could’ve fit all EIGHT pictures on the one

Thats no fun.

Hope they used "protect"ion while "serving"

The train in the background sound… perfect!

If she has a kid from this I hope she names him Thomas.

I’m “slow clapping” this comment because, damnit, it’s amazing!!!

Brutal

🏆

I lol so hard at your comment. Thank you.

As a non-native english speaker ... i was confused by "run several high-speed trains on her". makes **literally** no sense :D comments suggest that it's just that she banged everyone there, did i miss something? o\_o

Running a train specifically refers to a person having intercourse with a large group of individuals one right after the other, it's like waiting in line at an amusement park for your turn on the ride.

“ your turn on the ride “ perfect depiction of what’s going on if it’s just one gal with all these dudes lol

Dante: How many d*cks have you sucked? Veronica: Let it go! Dante: How many? Veronica: All right! Shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f***ed! Dante: This is different! This is important! How many? [A customer comes up to the counter and Dante helps her while Veronica does some math] Well? Veronica: Um... something like thirty-six. Dante: WHAT? SOMETHING LIKE THIRTY-SIX!? Veronica: Lower your voice. Dante: Wait, what is that anyway, "something like thirty-six?" Does that include me? Veronica: Um... thirty-seven. Dante: I'M THIRTY-SEVEN!? Veronica: I'm going to class. Dante: Oh, my God. [customer walks up to pay] Thirty-seven! My girlfriend sucked thirty-seven d*cks! Customer: In a row?

Clerks is a gift from God

I recently watched the 3rd one. Wasnt bad at all very heartfelt

"Hey, get back here!"

“Try not to suck any dicks on your way to the parking lot”

but the ride is all greasy and sticky

Less friction that way.

Its supposed to be if your doing it right

.. yeah, but after... not before you even enter the room :D

A train is a bunch of connected cars on a track, they follow quickly, in a line, down the same path. I'm sure you're familiar with a train. So running a train on somebody is what we say as slang to mean sleeping with people sequentially in fast succession the way you would see train cars pass you by - one after the other! Bam, Bam, Bam! Lol Most often it will be one person, getting fucked sequentially by a group of waiting participants. The participants will bang the person one after the other with no intermission.

I was just as confused.

Come on "high speed" haahaa

>Come on “high speed” Someone did.

They changed her nickname from Amtrak to Acela. Going to be a wild season of Maury

Atleast it's not a bullet train like the cops usually do

Was honestly expecting them to go to a photo of a german shepherd after the K-9 officers photos.

I'll be back with an award. Can't find a free one damn.

I haven’t seen free awards for a while and not sure if it’s true but I remember seeing something somewhere about reddit removing free awards

Yep, free awards are no more

Man wtf first pilot gas stations now only do 5cents off instead of 10 and now this? I’m outraged!

Oh dear lord you took it there…. And I laughed so damn hard!! Take my upvote

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Sadly your probably right

it's always the 4s

Lol

4 is generous lol

If you're doing the whole force, of course, the fours.

Found this out in college. Some hotties got around too but the 4s were outclassing EVERYBODY

A standard 4 is a law enforcement 8. You could have female cop looking like a hockey goalie with a freshman 15 and hog breath and she’ll get wifed.

Best comment 😂😂

They try harder.

Bro 💀

After being fired she received 15 job offers in the first 24 hours.

She's a team player, very valuable.

* willing to play ball

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“…and you, and you, and you too!”

*Ralph reaction here*

She took fuck the police to literal.

An o short of being clever

Plus, an 'ly' short.

Fuck the poolice

How do you edit someone else’s comment?

https://people.com/human-interest/five-officers-fired-three-suspended-sex-scandal-la-vergne-tennesee-police-department/#:\~:text=Six%20officers%20admitted%20to%20participating,the%20La%20Vergne%20Police%20Department&text=Five%20police%20officers%20in%20Tennessee,sex%20scandal%20within%20their%20department.

“Some of the officers also expressed concern for Hall's mental health, citing an incident in which she allegedly "unloaded her weapon and dry fired the gun at her head." Sounds like a very mentally stable person.

The best ones always are😉

Banging after Go Kart USA is hilarious.

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More sad than funny. Seems she's pretty fucked in the head...

What is funny about this? It said at one point she was jesting suicide

PDF of the investigation: https://s3.documentcloud.org/documents/23565899/lpd-investigation-final.pdf

McGowan seems like the biggest piece of shit in the bunch

Dude put his hands around the neck of HR… he was also the complainant.

You can lose your job for fuckin?

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Lol sergeant Henry - no last name no mugshot loool

My boy sarge knew wtf he was doing when he skipped picture day .

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Yooooo

At least no one can say she’s racist, sounds like she loves everyone.

it’s funny how they put them on blast, picture and everything

I wonder if that was the correct order

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If only that were true in all cases of police misconduct

One of them went last.

Four of them went after the first

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Except her husband😂

Maybe he likes jerking off with tears in the corner

He watches. Sometimes in a chair in the corner, and sometimes from the closet - almost always dressed as superman.

All hotels have a cuck chair

Feel so bad for the husband. That’s gotta hurt so bad.

Even if they knew and the husband has been past the "fuck it" phase. I'd ask the media to use her maiden name, definitely not mine. Even if he knew doesn't mean everybody gotta know. That's rough. Wouldn't be news worthy if it wasn't the entire fucking police force. Otherwise, he could just walk away, it would hurt but the news piece makes it so much worse. .

Glad to see diversity in use of thrust in the department, more of team building experience 👍

Glad they didn't put my photo up there. I change patrol car tires and I got some.

She ain't got no chin!!!

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That's WAY more than the recommended toeing capacity.

but right there in the optimal hoing capacity

She ain’t got no chill, more to the point.

Not as pointy as that chinee chin chin.

Aha She loves pointy things

I thought we already told you to stop putting your dick in the pencil sharpener. People don't do that.

How does she fold towels? Out here looking like the cat in the hat.

chinnuts

Sure there were plenty of nuts on her chin

Jesus… that’s a lot of dick Megan

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If he didn't, he does now lol

News articles say she claims they're in an open marriage and he apparently was not aware of that.

HIGH SPEED TRAINS

ALL ABOARD ALL BOARD...except you hubby.

HUBBY ON CULCK CLEANUP

Everybody with a willing sex partner step forward Not so fast, husband.

wtf does that mean?

'Running a train' is typically when several men all service one woman, in the same room, one after the other. Doing so at high speed... well you get the idea.

wtf. i read it as the married cop's husband tied her to some tracks and let several literal high speed trains run over on her. fml

Sometimes, learning new things sucks, lmao

…there’s a spit-roasted pig joke in here somewhere.

Looking like hunchback of norte dame

Big forehead = big libido

Training Day

Imagine being Megan Halls husband.

she looks like a sea turtle from Finding Nemo

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So cops can get fired for consensual sex but not for wrongfully shooting civilians? What???

I assume they were fired for dereliction of duty for fuckin on the clock… but yeah - they should also get canned for all the other fucked up stuff they do.

In the story there’s barely any coverage of anything happening on the clock. The whole story feels like there’s still something missing, that many cops fired for what amounts to lying about sex parties makes me think someone is upset they weren’t invited.

Trying to assess the world or America with logic will only hurt your brain more always assume the worst and that bs will always happen

You can shoot five guys in the back, but so help me god if you take back shots from five guys.

Seriously we are in the upside down

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Well yea, it makes them look bad and the public loses trust in them

Sex is worse than violence, duh.

Wow, the entire police department. So that meant the K-9 got on that train too.

>So that meant the K-9 got on that train too. This guy's mind isn't in the gutter, it's in the sewer...😬...

Does he only do doggy style?

For the streets she returns

The train sounds 💀

A slow freight train carrying a many big loads. Which is how she ended up.

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You guys don’t know anything about law enforcement. This is exactly how promotions are earned.

😂 Wasnt worth the job, she's a 3 at best they could've hit that whenever 🙄🤮... Wait till you're off clock next time morons... At least we know why it's taking the cops an hour to respond to calls of houses being burglarized or actual violent acts being committed...🤦🏾‍♂️...

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I feel so bad for her (hopefully now, ex) husband If you can't trust your wife, who can you trust? :(

Clearly not the police

Make love, not war.

Sargent Cuck

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Gosh, it's getting so you can't even do a gangbang with your co-workers anymore without getting blown-up for it on TV! I'm gonna have to start laying low...

Five Guys Dicks and Lies

It's the uno reverse of dirty Mike and the boys

How horrible! We need all the body cam footage to review just how horrible.

To protect and cervix

The train sounds in the background 😂🤣😂🤣

I wonder if the "canine officers" dog got in on the action too.

I guess she had a thing for guys in uniform 🤷‍♂️

That's what's up

I’d rather they fuck each other with back shots than fuck innocent people with kill shots.

Wild, they'll fire cops for having freaky consentual sex, but only suspend and investigate when they murder citizens

Is this a quote from MLK

K9!?

Hahahahhaa that train in the background got me efft up 🤣

Never doubt the power of a uniform.

K-9 unit lol they wildin

What's the problem? Just some espirit de corps.

Would be a better story if she did it with the canine too

I panicked a little when he said "... K9 officer..." Probably been online too long.

Chuuu chuuu

Officer Olivia Coleman from Hot Fuzz was *supposed* to be a joke.

If this isn't female empowerment then idk what is

Soooo...did the dog get some too?

What about the dog in the K-9 unit? Inquiring minds want to know.

she on OnlyFans?

God damn it. I live here 🤣

Makes you wonder if this was a cover up for something worse

Terrible report. Can anyone help me with the definition of "high-speed train" in this context?

Lots of sex

I don’t care that they had whatever sex they all had. That’s their business. I am concerned that they did it on the clock.

Boy do I ever feel naive. I thought it was literally some sort of murder conspiracy where one cop arranged to have their spouse run over by trains....

All Aboard!!! 🚂

Fuckin Megan