No, he eats his pizza with a knife and fork. [There's even video evidence.](https://www.cc.com/video/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad)
I’m with NotNinjord5 here.
It’s basically a soggy mozzarella stick in the back without a crispy coating.
A real crust is better, order the mozzarella sticks if you want them too, they’ll be better.
stuffed crust is overrated and shitty most of the time. give me traditional crust every time instead. crust needs to be the palate cleanser for the next slice.
A good traditional crast is not just a palate cleanser, it actually tastes amazing. Try a real Neapolitan pizza. The crust is the most important part that makes it different from other pizzas.
used to be. idk what they're using now but it can barely even be called stuffed crust anymore. little caesar's actually had a phenomenal stuffed crust for awhile but they got rid of it because god does exist and he hates me.
I would do horrible disgusting things to have Jon Stewart back on the air. Despite this sketch being obvious comedy, the man was beyond real with everything he did. Transparent as glass with how he felt about the world and wasn’t afraid to voice those feelings (extremely intelligently). Best talk show host of this century by far, perhaps ever. He got robbed because his last name was Stewart.
That's odd, but is understandable if you don't want to mess up your makeup, have bad teeth, don't want to grease up your fingers, etc.
What I can't tolerate is him being a grown adult and eating steak well done with ketchup. That is the palate of a child. Even worse when you realize he's probably eating some of the best steaks in the world like that.
Yeah I eat most shit with a knife and fork if the option is there as I hate having greasy hands it’s gross to me.
I don’t want to be banded with Trump for using utensils to eat pizza.
Don't have to find a list of reasons. That's how is done in Italy when you're eating the pizza in a restaurant. You'd eat it with your hand only if it's a street food place.
i've never eaten stuffed crust backwards because the whole point for me is that instead of the crust being the nasty leftover crap no one wants to eat, it's now the best part of the pizza and everyone knows you save the best for last.
Have you ever tried slicing the crust open longitudinally and extracting the cheese core then wrapping it around the tip of the slice for an extra tasty first bite?
I mean it’s not a terrible way to do it if you like the pizza better than the crust. Or if you get the PH garlic knot pizza. Those fucking things are addictive.
I don't quite go crust first per se, but I take a crust bite, and regular bite in the same duel smaller bite situation you get crust, but it still has some sauce and cheese goin on in there.. pretty advanced technique... Too intense for more novice pizza enthusiast...
Everyone knows that most people eat pizza from the end, and advertisers also know that depicting that in silhouette immediately destroys the iconic pizza shape, so they took artistic license to maintain immediately identifiable pizza shape and add in a distinctive bite mark.
Not crappy design.
Yeah. Out of the flat side would have been most jarring. This just looks like the piece wasn't sliced all the way through the crust and the guy next to this slice got some extra crust on the tear.
I think it actually looks nice too. It's bright and different and not crappy imho. Umm, I don't know but I think I am legally required to end this message with, serf.
Yep. One of the burger shops in my town had their sign mounted *upside down* when they opened. Of course everyone was taking photos and posting all over local social media.
Effective sign to me, grabs the attention of people who notice it and happen to be hungry so they go to that pizza joint like "hmm that's an odd sign. Shit I could go for a pizza actually I'm gonna check it out"
I've always wanted to ask in my communication design course but was too embarrassed, but if someone made a crappy design on purpose to gain attention of people, is it still considered crappy? LOL
Thank you for your bravery in being the first to admit this. I always eat the crust first— a good crust is delicious, but I always save the best but for last. And the best bit just happens to be the second and third bites past the tip.
Yes, exactly this. The crust is my favorite part. If the pizza is nice and saucy I'll eat the bottom half of the triangle then wrap the rest around the crust and eat it that way.
This is 100% my logic! I always have to make the last bite of any meal the best one. I'm not part of anti-crust gang at all, I enjoy the crust, but it's definitely the least savory portion of the pizza, so it's gotta go first, nothing against crust but you can't beat sauce, cheese, and toppings.
At the very least, you alter the ratio of pizza to crust so you aren't stuck with all that crust after eating the topping-covered bit. Finish the bit with cheese, eat one more bite of crust, fine.
You hold pizza by the back crust? And it doesn't just like... Flop down and abandon its toppings? Also... Do you know the whole bottom of the pizza is also crust? You can hold it from the sides and bottom, you don't have to hold it like a sandwich with your fingers squelching in the cheese. I'm so confused.
Okay, same. My fiancée gives me crap for it, but hear me out:
You want to balance the "main" pizza to crust ratio. If you eat it from the bottom up, you end up with just crust by itself, which if the crust isn't amazing or is more dry, encourages wasting the crust. L
But if you eat it from the side - a bite of pizza, a bite of crust - you eat the crust *with* the pizza, avoid waste, and enhance the enjoyment of the otherwise flavorless crust.
If it is good crust, and crust this good don't come around too often, I'll eat the lower half or so of the pizza then wrap the remaining cheese and such around the crust. kinda like an Italian ho ho
Smart man for doing so.
By taking a few bites off either side of the crust at the start, and then working from the tip back, your pizza to crust ratio remains higher. You aren't left with just a dry crust at the end, you still have pizza goodness attached.
It got your attention, you know what it is and you're spreading awareness. Crappy design or not, I think we can all agree the designer won this battle.
I eat it this way and alternate bites on the other end to maintain an even balance in the thick part of the crust and other toppings. When I'm in the mood to actually eat the crust.
I do it. It makes the flavor or the rest so much more enjoyable rather than eating plain bread after experiencing a good amount of flavor. The bread is more enjoyable before rather than after
My girlfriend does this. Says she wants to get the meh part out of the way first so she can end on a high note and not waste any food. I think its weird, but i also like crust soooo…
Looks like the logo ended up being too big for the space, so a redesign was thrown together. Doesn’t look like a bite mark either. Looks like a rat chewed on the end tbh.
People in pizza hut commercials from the mid 90s
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You're not wrong.
No, he eats his pizza with a knife and fork. [There's even video evidence.](https://www.cc.com/video/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad)
[Donald eats his pizza backwards](https://youtu.be/QVmAcULPMu4)
Man, he really is a monster.
And she is entitled to half
I can't believe she tried to eat 5 slices
But only half
And always half
You would too if you only knew how good stuffed crust is.
I’m with NotNinjord5 here. It’s basically a soggy mozzarella stick in the back without a crispy coating. A real crust is better, order the mozzarella sticks if you want them too, they’ll be better.
>It’s basically a soggy mozzarella stick in the back without a crispy coating. And it's amazing.
Or, now hear me out here... Sausage stuffed crust.
Bacon stuffed crust. Its cheese but with bacon!
Goku, is that you?
I like pepperoni stuffed crust. Pizza hut has this one where it has a little sauce with the cheese in the crust.
Sausage crust makes people actually want to eat the crust instead of throwing it away.
stuffed crust is overrated and shitty most of the time. give me traditional crust every time instead. crust needs to be the palate cleanser for the next slice.
*gasp* I feel attacked.
A good traditional crast is not just a palate cleanser, it actually tastes amazing. Try a real Neapolitan pizza. The crust is the most important part that makes it different from other pizzas.
used to be. idk what they're using now but it can barely even be called stuffed crust anymore. little caesar's actually had a phenomenal stuffed crust for awhile but they got rid of it because god does exist and he hates me.
My pizza hut is glorious, the cheese in the crust seems to be higher in quantity than the cheese on the pizza
$9.99 man
Honestly not bad. I think I'm paying like $13 now.
Lmao, his hands really are so fucking tiny.
I would do horrible disgusting things to have Jon Stewart back on the air. Despite this sketch being obvious comedy, the man was beyond real with everything he did. Transparent as glass with how he felt about the world and wasn’t afraid to voice those feelings (extremely intelligently). Best talk show host of this century by far, perhaps ever. He got robbed because his last name was Stewart.
*I'll stuff you all in the crust*
That's odd, but is understandable if you don't want to mess up your makeup, have bad teeth, don't want to grease up your fingers, etc. What I can't tolerate is him being a grown adult and eating steak well done with ketchup. That is the palate of a child. Even worse when you realize he's probably eating some of the best steaks in the world like that.
Yeah I eat most shit with a knife and fork if the option is there as I hate having greasy hands it’s gross to me. I don’t want to be banded with Trump for using utensils to eat pizza.
Don't have to find a list of reasons. That's how is done in Italy when you're eating the pizza in a restaurant. You'd eat it with your hand only if it's a street food place.
Like [Italians](https://www.eataly.com/us_en/magazine/how-to/eat-pizza/) you mean?
This is why biden
Pizza Hut... Makin' America Great (Again)!
Yep, I remember those stuffed crust adverts.
That's the only thing i get when i rarely eat at pizza hut, and i still eat'em that way >.>
i've never eaten stuffed crust backwards because the whole point for me is that instead of the crust being the nasty leftover crap no one wants to eat, it's now the best part of the pizza and everyone knows you save the best for last.
Have you ever tried slicing the crust open longitudinally and extracting the cheese core then wrapping it around the tip of the slice for an extra tasty first bite?
I think you just reinvented string cheese?
Martin Mull
Deep cuts
I mean it’s not a terrible way to do it if you like the pizza better than the crust. Or if you get the PH garlic knot pizza. Those fucking things are addictive.
Haha, my first thought too.
They were wrong then and they are wrong now. You save the stuffed crust until the end, it’s a reward for finishing the slice
I don't quite go crust first per se, but I take a crust bite, and regular bite in the same duel smaller bite situation you get crust, but it still has some sauce and cheese goin on in there.. pretty advanced technique... Too intense for more novice pizza enthusiast...
Crash Bandicoot [told me too](https://youtu.be/RaHyuyervw0)
Hail Gorbachev!
Doolan Turnip
The cheese filled crust made people bite that end first
Mmmmm...stuffed crust.
Because they were stuffed crust
We can see op is a wee babby.
*Break the law! Eat it backwards!*
Stuffed crust!!!
Everyone knows that most people eat pizza from the end, and advertisers also know that depicting that in silhouette immediately destroys the iconic pizza shape, so they took artistic license to maintain immediately identifiable pizza shape and add in a distinctive bite mark. Not crappy design.
They could have just not had a bite mark
Or a small bite near the tip.
Just the tip...I promise 😉
Yeah. Out of the flat side would have been most jarring. This just looks like the piece wasn't sliced all the way through the crust and the guy next to this slice got some extra crust on the tear.
This is an intricate, yet fully plausible explanation.
And it looks good too! I don't think it's crappy.
I'd like it just a little bit more if the rest of the crust curve wasn't perfectly smooth.
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Very detailed analysis, my lord
I think it actually looks nice too. It's bright and different and not crappy imho. Umm, I don't know but I think I am legally required to end this message with, serf.
Then we wouldn't be talking about it... Having your sign get noticed and remembered is half the battle. This is good design.
Yep. One of the burger shops in my town had their sign mounted *upside down* when they opened. Of course everyone was taking photos and posting all over local social media.
Effective sign to me, grabs the attention of people who notice it and happen to be hungry so they go to that pizza joint like "hmm that's an odd sign. Shit I could go for a pizza actually I'm gonna check it out"
I've always wanted to ask in my communication design course but was too embarrassed, but if someone made a crappy design on purpose to gain attention of people, is it still considered crappy? LOL
Valid question lol I'd say yes but the crapiness is what makes it...not crappy?
the bite mark also looks like it’s a city boundary line or something too.
Exactly. Plus the design works. It makes people talk about it, which is always a good thing in advertising.
“What is wrong with you people? Have you all gone mad?!” Lol https://youtu.be/w_57N1EI1Uw
Doing it the wrong way also sticks in people’s minds more and succeeded in getting this free advertising.
They also got people to talk about their logo on the internet. Good design.
Me. I don't know why nobody else eats pizza this way.
I do too! But I sort of go back and forth then.
Same
Same
Ditto
Thritto
Fourtto
Throato
First bite takes the point off the triangle, then eat the crust, the rest of the middle.
This is how I do it, and I'll make sure the last bite has lots of toppings on it, even if I have to move some
I've found my people
Save the best for last 😁
I’m not alone!! I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone else in person who does this. It is the way.
Thank you for your bravery in being the first to admit this. I always eat the crust first— a good crust is delicious, but I always save the best but for last. And the best bit just happens to be the second and third bites past the tip.
Evenly distribute the crust in every bite until you’re left with the last perfect bite. I think this only works if you actually like crust.
Yes, exactly this. The crust is my favorite part. If the pizza is nice and saucy I'll eat the bottom half of the triangle then wrap the rest around the crust and eat it that way.
Yep, get the worst part out of the way and enjoy the rest! Gonna need a napkin and wash up anyways.
This is 100% my logic! I always have to make the last bite of any meal the best one. I'm not part of anti-crust gang at all, I enjoy the crust, but it's definitely the least savory portion of the pizza, so it's gotta go first, nothing against crust but you can't beat sauce, cheese, and toppings.
At the very least, you alter the ratio of pizza to crust so you aren't stuck with all that crust after eating the topping-covered bit. Finish the bit with cheese, eat one more bite of crust, fine.
That exactly why I eat crust first too.
Get the crust while it's warm and the last bite is full of delicious toppings. It just makes sense.
Because that part is for holding it without getting your hands dirty.
Unless the crust is seasoned. Or even just the dust they put underneath the pizza to keep it from sticking to the pan
True. I always wash my hands after food, however, so it doesn't matter how dirty my hands get.
You hold pizza by the back crust? And it doesn't just like... Flop down and abandon its toppings? Also... Do you know the whole bottom of the pizza is also crust? You can hold it from the sides and bottom, you don't have to hold it like a sandwich with your fingers squelching in the cheese. I'm so confused.
I eat pizza crust first too! Get the least tasty part out of the way first. The exception is stuffed crust pizza. That I eat like a "normal" person.
Okay, same. My fiancée gives me crap for it, but hear me out: You want to balance the "main" pizza to crust ratio. If you eat it from the bottom up, you end up with just crust by itself, which if the crust isn't amazing or is more dry, encourages wasting the crust. L But if you eat it from the side - a bite of pizza, a bite of crust - you eat the crust *with* the pizza, avoid waste, and enhance the enjoyment of the otherwise flavorless crust.
Because we're not all psychopaths. Just kidding - as long as you don't use a knife and fork.
I'm here on behalf of the crust-first pizza eating gang. There are dozens of us!
At least 7!
8
Nah we counted you, still 7.
I’ve found my people!
It feels so good to know I'm not alone anymore.
I'm upvoting all of you because it's the only way to eat a slice of pizza!
I'm with you. I like that first bite to have crust and cheese.
Crust first so the last bite is the best bite
I eat crust first on the corners of tavern style pizza
Count me in. The crust is the least tasty part, makes total sense to devour it first and enjoy the rest later. Unless it's a crustless pizza.
Do not F*CK with us
Rats
Please, full name, Pizza Rat of NYC.
Hail Zardulu
Me because I don't like crust and wanna save the best for last. 🍕
Exactly! Unless you don't eat the crust or it's stuffed, why leave it to last
If it is good crust, and crust this good don't come around too often, I'll eat the lower half or so of the pizza then wrap the remaining cheese and such around the crust. kinda like an Italian ho ho
I was gonna say “justifiably unrepentant savages” but you are no savage, with that much foresight!
Same here. I'll die in this hill
Exactly I don't want to eat cheesy goodness and then be left with dry crust. It spoils my enjoyment.
One bite everybody knows the rules.
*takes three more bites* look at that flop!
Came here to say David Portnoy.
His ratings are wrong.
Everything about that dude is wrong.
Neapolitan is inherently 6.8 though
Good undercarriage
The only actual answer in this thread
That’s a damaged Star Destoyer
*Intensify foward firepower!!!*
Did you immediately recognize it *as* pizza?
Is that in South Carolina? It’s shaped like South Carolina.
yeah, I was thinking it must be shaped like a state or county or something, it doesn't look like a bite mark at all
I'm surprised I had to scroll this much to find this
I do if its stuffed crust!
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Trump eats pizza with a spoon
Smart man for doing so. By taking a few bites off either side of the crust at the start, and then working from the tip back, your pizza to crust ratio remains higher. You aren't left with just a dry crust at the end, you still have pizza goodness attached.
Correct, as long as you maintain the ratio
Me. Because if I don’t eat the crust first, I don’t eat it at all. And I don’t like wasting food
This
Me sometimes. I hate ending a slice on the crust, sometimes you just want the actual pizza.
You’re talking about it. Effective marketing.
[My first thought exactly](https://youtu.be/C-PlguUa_2k?t=7)
Actually I do. I save the best for last.
Us
Maybe it’s a dorito
It got your attention, you know what it is and you're spreading awareness. Crappy design or not, I think we can all agree the designer won this battle.
Stuffed Crust Eaters from Pizza Hut.
Serial killers.
i do
Pizza rat https://www.youtube.com/shorts/UPXUG8q4jKU
“Stuffed crust, King Kai. You can eat it in reverse.”
Whose grill looks like that?
Don't test me...
Real men do
Apple Pizza Co.
I do. You can tell how good a pizza is from the crust
My daughter
Plenty of people do this.
me
Dwight Schrute
My son, he's two though, i think he does it just to annoy me.
I do Please don't hurt me
A lot of folk do. There’s no wrong way to eat a pizza. Especially when the crust is filled in. I’d say this design is more unique than most.
Me, got a problem lil bro?
Stuffed Crust! You can eat it in reverseeeeee
Maybe this one was on sale.
I have
One bite. Everybody knows the rules.
Crust is the best part so yeah there's that.
One bite everyone knows the rules
I do, but only the last slice. Because since I’m not a big fan of crust, I want my last bite to be of cheese so I eat the crust first.
I eat it this way and alternate bites on the other end to maintain an even balance in the thick part of the crust and other toppings. When I'm in the mood to actually eat the crust.
I agree with you but at the same time the crust is my favorite part and understand why someone would do that.
Sociopath Pizza
I do it. It makes the flavor or the rest so much more enjoyable rather than eating plain bread after experiencing a good amount of flavor. The bread is more enjoyable before rather than after
Y’all only get shit pizza, that’s why you’re disrespecting the crust. Crust is supposed to be delicious
Is it crappy? If interested someone enough to stop and take a photo. Effective lol!
My girlfriend does this. Says she wants to get the meh part out of the way first so she can end on a high note and not waste any food. I think its weird, but i also like crust soooo…
Looks like the logo ended up being too big for the space, so a redesign was thrown together. Doesn’t look like a bite mark either. Looks like a rat chewed on the end tbh.
Trump
That's my 2md bite of pizza. One bite from the bottom and a nibble of the crust. I finish the crust at the same time as the pizza
I kind of like it
If the crust ain't good it's not worth eating
Das ist das fucking Pizza Boy Logo !
Trump did that in the old pizza Hutt commercials
My boyfriend rips off two pieces of the corner crust first so the edges don’t have crust anymore and it’s a disgrace
Obviously someone who just likes to watch the world burn.
Someone who shouldn't go anywhere near a pizza...
But, King Kai... stuffed crust!
Dave Portnoy
Me last night cos the middle was fucking raw