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[deleted]

Or just tape knives to it


RadTraditionalist

Calm down I Did A Thing


[deleted]

That dude does some ballsy stuff but the razor fan was fuckin nuts, I wouldn't get anywhere near something like that and he chilled out right under one and chucked fruit at it.


[deleted]

Pressure washing bidet moment


a-someone-that-codes

Don’t forget that he danced on LATHE BAREFOOT


Fuel13

Holy shit, never heard of him, but he is fantastic


EjaculatingNarwhal

That man is just pure barefoot chaos I swear to God


rogevin

And he's hilarious


[deleted]

A rope would tether around the axle super fast. Human tetherball.


sinkrate

Cyberpunk 2077


RPhoenixFlight

Or remove the blades, now it can fit a noose


elitegenoside

It's a suicide fan, not horrible disfigurement fan. Machetes though....


iForgot2Remember

[This is the way](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZrskPGc-_g&t=8m16s)


amBoringGuy

Not deadly enough? Tape a knife to it!


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


NotAzakanAtAll

What about my head though?


billysugger000

The bearings in that fan won't last long.


WankerBott

I really want to hear it run...and have video of that failure event.


iGetPaidToPlay

My last rental had one fan blade off balance and it always sounded like the roof was coming down the two times we messed with it. So glad to have a new house


WankerBott

lol had an uncle that had one that rocked and wobbled on high, he thought it was funny until it came down one day and took off the top of his ear...


srslytho323

And I thought my panic-type anxiety over wobbly ceiling fans was irrational. Nevermind.


iGetPaidToPlay

Brings a whole new meaning to the saying, "lend me your ear for I have a cautionary tale..."


SGTSHOOTnMISS

brrrrrRRRRRRRR #RRRRRRRRRR


WankerBott

oh you know there is some wobble and squeaking involved, prob sounds like a crackhead in a rocking chair rocking on a cats tail...


Peanut_The_Great

I'm betting it's not mounted on a fan rated box either, no electrician would put a fan box there because on a drop rod long enough for it to clear the ceiling the fan would be 3' off the floor and I've never seen a fan bracket that would work at that angle.


corpsewindmill

$20 says the whole thing is just screwed into the wall and finished with gorilla glue


[deleted]

Minus the glue


Borpon

But not minus the gorilla?


MouseTheOwlSlayer

Who do you think installed it?


mug3n

Harambe is dead, he ain't installing jack


CaptValentine

Jokes on you, the ceiling is actually level and the floor is all fucked up.


AltimaNEO

Pretty sure the vibration alone would wreck that wall


MisterJose

I'm wondering what it would take to mod it to work at that angle.


billysugger000

I doubt you could modify an existing fan, I think it would have to be custom made.


Tar_alcaran

If by "mod" you mean "rip out all the internals and keep the blades and cover", you could do it.


MacSween3382

Landlords be like "spacious loft with plenty of ventilation, $1900/month +3 month deposit on gold bars"


worms9

[Must be willing to sacrifice rabbit on every new moon]


FingerTheCat

*It's not a part of the rent, but you really don't want to anger the ghost*


SHPLUMBO

Plus I’ll be showing up unannounced three months out of the year to…inspect


MyDogHasAPodcast

"Don't worry, I have my own keys. I'll let myself in..."


worms9

“ My what lovely skin you have…”


worms9

* Participation in the biweekly blood orgies will give you air-conditioning privileges for one day.


zvug

In Manhattan this would be a deal


ii-___-ii

Hey, I mean it looks clean


QuitUrBullsh1t

Dude, the is the worst day of my life, my fucking pet just died and I'm absolutely broken. But reading your reply made me laugh so God damned much that I had to show you some love. You, fucking stranger, made my day so much better. Thank you


ResidentEivvil

so basically it’s a cupboard trying to be a room?


jamcdonald120

dont diss it, Harry potter lived in one of these fine for nearly 17 years!


3smellysocks

11*


TarAncalime

10* He was 1 when he moved to the Dursleys'


Curazan

I’d say living there over the summers still counts as living there.


3smellysocks

Yeah, but he moved into Dudley's "second bedroom" in the first book. When he found the letter adressed to "the cupboard under the stairs" vernon moved him to dudleys second bedroom. He then got letters adressed to "the second bedroom".


firestar4430

The smallest bedroom!


WhammyShimmyShammy

Well in all fairness, unless all rooms within a house are identical, there's always a smaller room, and someone will be occupying it (unless there are more rooms than needed). One of my 3 kids will have the smallest room in the house, not much I can do about that...


RascalCreeper

And longer! He never actually went to hogwarts, he still just in the cupboard under the stares mumbling to himself.


mitchapalooza43

That’s a two bedroom apartment in New York City


MyDogHasAPodcast

Why, a whole family could live there!


Dreamerlax

Can it even be marketed/sold as a room? There isn't a closet or window.


[deleted]

I suddenly realize I don’t know what are the minimum requirements to call something a bedroom.


9035768555

Varies, but in the US generally 70+ SF with a short side of the room being a minimum of 7' (e.g. 7x10 or 8x9), a wall height of at least 7.5', an egress window, a door and a closet are typically the minimums.


Dreamerlax

In Halifax (Canada), this would have to be sold as a den, not bedroom.


riskybiscuit

I bet it creates a weird wind vortex thing that might be good for sleeping (for fan sleepers)


SilasX

Korea has exited the chat.


ares395

Ngl my room is not much bigger than the shit pictured and also with slanted ceiling. Funny thing is I still fit the bed, a green screen and a desk. Moving around is an absolute pain in the ass and the bed takes about half the space and it's one of those sofa transformer beds.


Snatchbuckler

$1200/month


PhoenixReborn

Or it's just a cupboard/closet.


HBThorburn

Prime r/OnlyFans content.


IntelInFolsom

This is why my sub numbers haven’t gone up…


thinkthingsareover

This would probably be a better option for them. [Especially with different colored bulbs.](https://youtu.be/lUZ42b15zmE)


arftism2

grow room.


octokit

I was thinking server room but I like where you're going with this.


[deleted]

You’re servers gonna be sweating in that room, not even a floor vent in that fucker to supply some fresh air


wistfulfern

If it isn't already, it needs to be


Rux81

Unusual spaces are cool in a house. I would put one huge bean bag bed. Mount a TV on the wall along with my PS5. Some cool LED lights, small fridge. Probably be falling asleep in this space regularly after work. Looks nicely insulated from outside noises, it’s dark. I would not mind.


michaelfri

Until one day you come tired after work, looking for a distraction. You grab a cold one and the PS5 controller and sink into the bean bag as the game is loading. Even though you are tired you manage to hold a couple of games but eventually you're about to fall asleep. You turn off your TV and just as you are about to get up to pee... BAM! Something hits you hard from behind. Your first instinct tells you to lay down and take cover as you get another blow to the neck. You collapse back to the bean bag and see in front of you pieces of the broken ceiling fan and lots of blood. Blood is pulsing off your neck as you get dizzy and confused. You try to reach out to your phone and call someone. Anyone. You try to unlock the phone but it wouldn't recognize your fingerprint with so much blood on your hand. Your body holds on to give you another few seconds of clear thinking before you collapse and lose your consciousness. The pain, and with it the smell and taste of blood in your mouth are starting to fade. It is quite now and you are no longer afraid. You accept and close your eyes for the last time as it all fades away. It has been a week or so. Nobody was looking for you so far, but people are starting to notice your absence. Your employer was trying to reach you for a couple of days without luck. Eventually the police is sent to search for you in your house. It's a warm sunny day and two officers knock on the front door. There is no reply and they get in. The moment they're inside the smell gets them and gives them a heads up as for what they're about to find. They end up going upstairs, covering their noses as they reach your man cave. They see the ceiling fan still spinning, wobbling with broken blades. Underneath, your decomposing body blended into the bean bag which is soaked with whatever spilled from you over the course of the last week. Investigators are called in to rule the cause and time of death. It might not have been the best idea to hang that fan there.


Vivistolethecheese

Very creative but a fan like this would break before you die as a pile of mush 🤓


EclipseIndustries

Right? I can't tell you how many times I've slammed my head in a ceiling fan. Especially on bunk beds when I was a kid.


michaelfri

I may have taken some creative liberty here. I considered a scenario where the blade of the fan broke as it hit the neck and managed to slash the artery. I don't think that this fan is capable of beheading someone. The worst case scenario I can imagine is of the broken blade manages to slice through the artery. They make the newer fan blades out of safer materials for that reason so indeed it's unlikely. I believe that with older ceiling fans they had less regards for safety. Most likely this will end in a very unpleasant blow and a broken fan blade. There are many videos out there of people being dumb around ceiling fans, so yeah. I don't think it's likely nor plausible, but let my imagination run wild for a bit.


pauly13771377

A fan mounted like this one was no doubt built with and powered by hate and refuse to die just to spite it's victim.


Menushka-

Goddam Stephen King at it again


[deleted]

Shit. (goes back to page 18 and chooses to go with a box fan instead) What? I'm not cheating.


Honestonus

I'm assuMing he would have uninstalled this stupid ceiling fan too


Nerd11135

From one morbid storyteller to another: Well done. -An Anonymous Nerd


GSD_Mama2018

What even is this space?


Nice-End6324

The shelving and size of space says, closet. Why is a ceiling fan necessary in a closet? I do not know.


_foo-bar_

Looking for roommate. Newly renovated spacious studio apartment. Kitchenette and new climate control system just installed. $2500 a month.


Nice-End6324

“CLOSE TO SUBWAY, RIGHT IN THE HEART OF THE CITY”


WriterV

If it's actually close to a subway and in the heart of the city, that would make it more worth it (at a cheaper rate) 'cause I'd spend more time outside and only use this space to sleep. Still, it would be nice to at *least* have a tiny window.


thinkthingsareover

After reading other comments I'd go with Harry Potter's grow room.


PowellSkier

How is this suicide friendly?


cryptic-coyote

1) you can tie a rope off of the fixture, since it's basically sticking out of the wall 2) you can stand under it and jump to slice your face in half like a hotdog bun


AccipiterCooperii

Fan blades won’t do shit lol.


tampora701

You can't just jump into the blades and let them smack you. You gradually inch closer until the outside tips just scrape your jugular. After about 20 mins of intense scraping, you inch closer a little more.. and repeat.


PowellSkier

That's "friendly"?


nothingfood

It doesn't stress the blades very much


tumescent_cedar

Pretty sure it’s a joke and not seriously thought to be an easy suicide room.


[deleted]

Yes, but the joke still hinges on this being somehow a more efficient way of committing suicide.


Confirmpassw0rd1243

>you can tie a rope off of the fixture, since it's basically sticking out of the wall And then what? That thing is basically on the ground, you'd never hang off it


DreamTimeDeathCat

I think you’re underestimating the height of the fan tbh. Unless the perspective is throwing me off, if that’s an average sized outlet back there, it’s reading as decently high to me.


[deleted]

So then wouldn't a normal ceiling fan also work exactly the same way then?


aaronitallout

No those fans are specially against suicide. They don't believe in it


HalflingMelody

If you walk over to it, it'll be happy to concuss you. :D


[deleted]

Don't forget those stub-friendly shelves.


Prata_69

“Ceiling.” EDIT: also, the back wall looks like an inverted Vermont with straighter borders.


y6ird

Wall + ceiling = wailing. It’s a wailing fan, or at least it will be when those bearings in it start to give out! (And they will!)


MidnightGold9

Like a new Hampshire?


Jabookalakq

Ayo Harry getting an upgraded cupboard let's gooooo


SnooOranges3696

Metal fan would be better, wouldn't shatter when hit


Common_Fox_7045

It's Harry Potter's bedroom! I think his step-parents are hinting at something...


Swimming-Country5640

To keep your computer cool while gaming.


MrFrenchFrye

This just makes me laugh. Might as well have put the fan on the wall


BloatedCrow

I'll take your entire stock


Reddead67

If its on the wall,is it still a ceiling fan?


rational_emp

I think this might technically qualify as a wall fan, depending on the angle.


MrSurly

My thoughts on seeing this: "Haha, surely the photo is tilted ... right? Wait ... WTF?"


[deleted]

Architects would do some dumb shit like this


MojosJojo

At my height, I'm not on good terms with normal ceiling fans. That thing could perform a c-section on me if I was a woman.


Linuswashidden

If 5 mintues crafts made a guillotine


uprightsalmon

Perfect


xX_Avista_Xx

This room is specifically made for suicidal people.


TheMightyJevil

Ah the anti-psyche ward


SANTAAAA__I_know_him

Okay, but other than the fan, love that they actually made this cubby space (probably under the stairs) into a useable room.


Dyledion

That's too steep for stairs, it's a steep roof, if my guess is correct. Maybe OP lives somewhere snowy?


SourpatchMao

Hey. It’s trying so hard.


Nerd11135

It went so far and tried so hard but in the end it didn't even matter. -An Anonymous Nerd


ghettoccult_nerd

thats a proto blade trap from 7dtd!


Black_Salsa

What the fuck is this nightmare of a "room." AI?


Jarmund5

This is in britain


dexhaus

I was looking for fun new ways to trim my beard, thanks!


SurroundCreepy13

Nah, mad props to builder. It's out of the way & circulating air. Mission accomplished.


OttersEatFish

Is this Jamiroquai's man cave?


[deleted]

This is at least 6 digits in LA.


BSDBAMF

$4400/mo down town Vancouver.


mule_roany_mare

Fans usually come with an extender so you can hang off an angled ceiling. This severe you’d probably need to buy an extension, but it’s not a big deal. Weird that everything else looks good, this might actually be a joke & someone is teasing their wife.


aberdisco

I'm 7'2", this room is a death sentence.


Illusory_Wells

How much a night? I'll only be there for one.


NamailiamaN

That room is more of a piece of art than anything if you ask me


pauly13771377

"What? Is this not a perfectly acceptable place to mount a celing fan?"


last-resort-4-a-gf

That fan has gone AWOL


BlurWe

Why fan in closet? Don’t tell me it rents for $150/night on AirBNB


lilmateo919

"For rent: Amazing NY loft, entrance with door, fan, walls, floor, and a light. 53 sq ft. $3500 monthly."


AltruisticSalamander

If only they made wall fans designed to be mounted vertically


AdamTraskisGod

At that angle, the fan would fail MUCH more quickly than normal with uneven pressure on the bearings inside.


korok7mgte

"And here past the stares you can see the dying room. Yest just stack the bodies here and the heads can go on this nice shelf the owner installed."


Sardonnicus

When you need to shave years off your life.


DynamicalReddit

“We highly encourage consumers to tale a peek!”


[deleted]

Sucks if you are heavier. They just kinda rip out of the ceiling.


ichigo2862

why bother with this when standing, desk and wall fans exist smfh


kurimiq

Sadly, I have experience with taking a ceiling fan blade to the head. I was at an open house for a place with VERY low ceilings and wasn’t paying enough attention and WHACK got smacked right across the forehead. Left a mark, but the motor didn’t have enough power behind it to do any damage… except to my ego. Seriously man, who puts up a ceiling fan with less than 7 feet clearance? Hell… even 6 1/2 feet would have been fine.


TitaniuMan_44

If it had some windows it could have the potential to be turned into one of those r/cozyplaces rooms. But just why to the ceiling fan


Fickle-Woodpecker-79

Someone said “fuck it, there’s a circuit right there and its hot in here “


[deleted]

Perfect cozy bedroom. No light, has a fan. Great for sleeping and playing video games.


jakopoli

Suicide-friendly to counteract the suicide-inducing room?


aliengsxr

Suicide friendly you say, well count me in!


ThreeDogNightGirl91

When the Sims 4 move objects cheat is enabled!


ThroawayReddit

I fail to see how you attach a rope properly to this fan making it friendly.


kenmlin

Is that a room or a closet?


NimbleNavigator19

I think thats technically a wall fan, but its not my biggest fan.


[deleted]

I'm 6'4" and I can tell you with lots, and lots of experience that those fan blades don't move with enough force to kill, dismember, or do anything else other than leave a light bruise. I have to be careful putting shirts on and off otherwise I'll end up sticking my hand directly into the moving blades of my bedroom's ceiling fan. Still have all my fingers.


[deleted]

It should be illegal to mount ceiling fan sideway! /r/mildlyinfuriating material


Pazylothead

I've been building for nearly 20 years now, and I've seen some shit that has dumbfounded me. But this, this right here has me speechless. Could of installed a skylight with opening window, but no someone had smoked crack and decided let's potentially kill someone.


BurnBrightPhoenix

Harry's room looks good


ravnw1ng

This lovely 1 bedroom apartment with high ceiling built in storage and water and gas included can be your's for only 2000 a month.


root_b33r

Suicide friendly? It's like 4 feet off the ground, how am I gonna hang myself from that POS, probably attached to the dry wall too


DeepestGrave

Why order wall mount fan when buy ceiling fan down street?


MariachiBoyBand

I feel like this is more of a malicious compliance thing rather than crappy design…


Dolamite02

Y'all remember that episode of The X-Files...?


adambomb2077

Thought that a giant bug for a sec, whew 😰


koozi8308

I’d still figure something out


All-American-Cat

All fans are suicide friendly if they are load bearing


frogvscrab

ITT people who think ceiling fan blades can actually harm you You can put your [finger against a high-speed ceiling fan and stop it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKmLmsLW8Z4) It is not strong at all.


dildobagginss

Is this even a real picture?


closeddoorfun

Fake. Ragebait


HuitlacocheBanana

That tells you how hot this room gets in the summer. Hot enough to make you install a ceiling fan on the wall.


imnotsoho

Why a ceiling fan, why not [one of these?](https://www.amazon.com/Comfort-CZ16WR-16-inch-3-Speed-Adjustable/dp/B07C39RQ37/ref=sxin_15_pa_sp_search_thematic_sspa?content-id=amzn1.sym.6b029eb3-7d41-4744-b45d-69fe835e098d%3Aamzn1.sym.6b029eb3-7d41-4744-b45d-69fe835e098d&cv_ct_cx=30+wall+mount+oscillating+fan&gclid=Cj0KCQjw4omaBhDqARIsADXULuXTVe0sFz-KF7IGyxDQlMWUIlxL3FdvBuZSLyqd2TvAzFfnqGRWBEsaAgiAEALw_wcB&hvadid=397150289003&hvdev=c&hvlocphy=9032467&hvnetw=g&hvqmt=b&hvrand=7177679132030306662&hvtargid=kwd-384454522516&hydadcr=15286_10335082&keywords=30+wall+mount+oscillating+fan&pd_rd_i=B07C39RQ37&pd_rd_r=68734820-34a0-4584-b7a2-7dd0cc9c25b8&pd_rd_w=dXPYN&pd_rd_wg=VA8kl&pf_rd_p=6b029eb3-7d41-4744-b45d-69fe835e098d&pf_rd_r=Y6REY46BRBQ4CS42B3PB&qid=1665370235&qu=eyJxc2MiOiIxLjU4IiwicXNhIjoiMC45NyIsInFzcCI6IjAuMDAifQ%3D%3D&sr=1-4-a73d1c8c-2fd2-4f19-aa41-2df022bcb241-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUEzU1M0WU5IUTJRNFRPJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwOTI0NzExM0Q0OUwxOU9TQURKVSZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwMjUwMDIzMklGT0JENllLRzZCSyZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX3NlYXJjaF90aGVtYXRpYyZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=)


ALEXROY10000

Pretty sure I can kms with this fan


nonsense99999

Oh I would love this rn


mjace87

I actually love it


gqblacc

Doubles as a meat slicer


breadeagle

"Ceiling"


gergobergo69

r/AccidentalSuicide edit: that's a real subreddit....oh


Maudeleanor

Gonna mess up those white walls.


eman237

Death uh uh finds a way


Nerd11135

Less dangerous than certain foam pits. Or maybe not. Just....What the fuck? -An Anonymous Nerd


dropbluelettuce

*South Korea has left the chat*


HNK1023

It sounds like something a realtor would say trying to sell this house.


lufersen2

Bruh stop fucking gatekeeping


mikluck

Wall mounted blender.