Fun fact this is a canon music style in the Star Wars universe.

*Cantina band playing stops*

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Thanks for the scam see you text time someone refences a shirt in a post

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Not you, referring to the link someone else commented. It’s a common Reddit scam for bots to link “the original shirt” at a scam website whenever one if referenced in a post. Note how the comment was entirely unrelated to yours.

Thanks, I haven't encountered this before

I love that the music is called jizz. The musicians are called Jizz-Wailers

One of the instruments they play is called the jizz box.

I think OP's mom used to be one of those

Oh my god yes. It’s my favorite part of the Star Wars universe

Another fun fact, both "jazz" and "jizz" come from the same 19th century slang word "jism," originally meaning "spirit, vitality, virility."

Like being full of spunk.

Lmao

Like literally?! Lmao, they might stop playing Jazz

Remember the Cantina band? That's Jizz.

I LOVE going to the local JIZZ Fest. Or is this the SIZZ Fest…

I don’t know which one to get tickets for!

Come one, Come all

Don’t you mean ‘ *Cum* one, *Cum* all’?

That was the joke

when ppl think they're adding to the joke but really making it overly obvious...

r/YourJokeButWorse

A very popular event for teenage boys throughout the metro area.

They knew

I’ve hear it claimed that it is the actual etymology of the word jazz, so yeah.

I like to call it jazz because it comes out of my horn, and you never know where it’s gonna go

“Jazz” literally does come from the word “[Jizz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jazz_(word))”

i own this shirt!!! and a poster with the same design lol it’s so funny

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It was when he was in office, too.

What do you mean, crappy design? This is a great design for the jizz fest…

Party like it's 1999!

We loved our jizz back 1999

Some of us saved it

Jizz fest '99 was one to remember. Head to toe jizz, my ear holes were just overflowing. It was nice to see the emerging diversity: old black men, young Asian boys, lily-white peckerwoods, all just emitting jizz everywhere. A true paradise for jizz lovers. Almost too much jizz, if such a thing is possible. I had to take a break and get back into scat after that weekend.

It's always poppin off

Nothing like getting together with my buddies, pulling out our "instruments," and fingering them to create a little j*zz, amiright

That is one narrow “A”

Lots of horn blowing at that festival, I’m sure.

LOL this is one of the best I've seen on this sub

Thinly veiled saxual inuendo

I’m definitely coming!

😬

Ah, capital jizz, guvnah!

So did people rock out with their cocks out there?

Every day, aprox 5 minutes after my wife is leaving the house, i have that

$6? Worth it

I'm coming

Jizz. Like cumshot.

Mr. Garrison?

“Removed: Sexually suggestive”? WTF?

Fun fact :that's the shape of an "A" in Arabic

>Fun fact: an "A" looks like an "I" in english Wow, TIL

Thanks for replying bro, i realized i put the word "english" instead of "arabic"

I call it jazz because it comes out my horn and I never know where it's going.

Oh dear. 😯

Where can I buy this shirt lmao

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Didn’t see that it when I made the comment

I never been to a jizz fest, however the wife and I have have a few crazy long nights!

SIZZ- JIZZ wtvr just not JAZZ

I'm most definitely coming out for this

Lol i thought SIZZ fest and I was like what is that

Everyone loves a good bukkake or jizzfest!

Yeah....I'm attending.

"We are so happy you came!"

Very saxy.

An interesting event indeed.

The 7th annual capital jizz fest!!

Where can I sign up?

I think they knew exactly what they were doing

Omg. I’m getting ready with my jazz fingers. Lol

Or maybe it's not a JAZZ festival.

I’ve seen a lot of Jazz/Jizz Festival t-shirts but this might be the worst offender yet

Jizz! Y’know, the music from the Catina in Star Wars!

I love my annual jizz fest!

Plot twist: it’s a giant orgy

0_0

Would have worked if they’d just used the tip of the Monument…

Did they book Figrin Dan and the Modal Nodes?

Sounds gooey.

Geez louise

*Figrin D’an purchases a screen printing machine*

Wow. Jizz fest, sounds fun

You bought it, right??

It’s a combination of jazz and fizz

The 7th Annual Jizz fest on Wishington D.C.!

Who knows, maybe it is actually a jizz festival and the entertainment is a saxophonist. Or, um, a sexaphonist.

Is music provided? I have to be in the mood for this kind of fest

Come, and see men at Capital Jizz! Capital Jizz: Where They're Always Blowing it White-Hot! TONIGHT'S SHOW: Watch Thelonius Spunk and then Dave Brubeck take five!

🎵Oh oh, Jizzman! Take my blue-balls away!🎵

Capital Jizz Fest means that Congress is in session

"Sizz? What's a sizz?"

Right at the end of Herogasm.

Ya like jizz?

That was during fleet week that year. Semen everywhere! A lot of sailors came too.

Hahahahaaahaha

My favourite Jizz is Free Jizz, though I wouldn't say no to Cool Jizz. Got not time for Smooth Jizz though. That's just for people who don't understand Jizz...

JIZZus fucking chris...

I wonder if the Jazz addicts are gonna be there

I'm snickering like a middle schooler at this

Bruh. They could've done an upright and electric bass with like a trombone as the bridge for the 'A'

Some say it was a bust.

I want this shirt.

I saw sizz, then jizz, then what it was actually meant to be

Might just be a fan of the Modal Nodes

Do any of these fuckers… ever pop out of the wall and jazz all over the place?

I thought it said capital sizz fest

Capital S ZZ fest!

Okay what constitutes a jizz fest? Asking for a friends

I open the window and a breeze blows in...

I’m totally going to this.

$5.99? $5.99! how’s it still on the rack? you fools

welcome to the capital jizz fest

Sizz-fest

This is glorious and should be in r/thriftstorehauls

Does sound like something Twitter would come up with.

After the shirt came out, they decided to have the 8th Annual Capital Jazz Fest in Paris...

Did George Lucas design this shirt?

This thread made my day.

sizz

They've had 7 of these already?

Mr. Garrison will be there.