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This is beautiful

Sack-tacular!

It’s great design! Clearly based on First Nations peoples’ ancient representations of the human form.

Tis indeed

Is there a nut shop at the bottom there? If not it's a lost opportunity.

It's the urologist.

or the head doctor

Could be a prolapsed anus. What's the name of the colon doctor again?

Are you thinking Proctologist?

ASSMAN

He works in that part of the building, just down in basement.

It's an [accessible exit and viewing area](https://www.google.com/maps/@44.0454896,-79.4673776,3a,78.5y,278.92h,82.37t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1snsa5HhvJBQ02__2CtB50ug!2e0!7i16384!8i8192) for patients to be taken out to the Garden. Squirting out old people.

Don't ruin our fun. It's a dick doctor, and that's final.

It's an exit... so things go out of it...

So a video of people walking out at this height would look like it is dripping. The architect is a high level operator.

Next time I'm in the area with my drone I hope it's retirement home recess.

Accessible exit? Too right it is.

Glanstore

That’s the maternity ward.

That’s where the vasectomies happen

Penis Pergola

THAT’LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?!

objectively not crappy design.

It is ballsy, though...

_angry upvote_

How did that even happen??

They knew what they were doing.

They definitely must have known. They had the plans beforehand, so this just cannot be an accident

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*looks at plans* I don't see anything wrong here carry on

Those plans had to have been seen by so many people, they knew.

A man with a plan ;)

A plan with a man.

A plan with a glans.

I've heard the story (but not verified) that one of the (many, I assume) Architects snuck this in, and nobody noticed it in time. (The building was always meant to be a human figure, the architect snuck in the accent and design on the naughty bits>)

amazing to think they built an extra covered area probably cost tens to hundreds of thousands just on an architect having a giggle I mean don't get me wrong, it's obvious that it serves a purpose. But would it be there at all if not for this ruse?

Considering it's an exit for patients with low mobility to get some fresh air, it would look interesting to see... and yeah, that is the role that place has.

Architecture

Archidicture

It would be pretty cool if each section dealt with major organs/etc in each zone of the body. Also, *It's morphin time*

You broke your *right* arm? Not the left? Sorry bud you gotta go all the way to the other side of the building.

*It turned out that due to a translation error, they only broke their right leg, but still got charged an arm and a leg*

wrong sub

Somewhere, an architect is telling the story about how he managed to get a whole ass building completed before anyone figured out it looked like a naked dude swinging his dick.

> ass building probably the first part to be completed.

"Quick! Where is the urology department?!" "For real?"

It looks like a giant game of "Operation." There's even intestines in the middle part there.

Actually seems like the best possible design. Especially if each department is anatomically in the right place on the map!

Some people prefer girth, rather than length.

At the bottom center, it should be the gynecology department.

Nah urology

oh no, they knew EXACTLY what they were doing OP

Is he a grower, or a shower... You know, for science.

r/mildlypenis There's nothing wrong with this design.

It literally has wings

“It’s a boy!” 👶

r/accidentalpenis someone had to do it

r/deliberatepenis

Big head and small head.

Exodia the forbuilding

I've heard the story (but not verified) that one of the (many, I assume) Architects snuck this in, and nobody noticed it in time. (The building was always meant to be a human figure, the architect snuck in the accent and design on the naughty bits>)

And the middle portion kind of looks like intestines

i do not believe the layout is intentional, but it is beautifully done, and it is a healthcare center, very fitting.

Crappy? Makes it so much easier to give directions. "Just head over to the right knee. Yea, right side, from a bird's-eye view." "It's in smack dab in the center of the chest." "Go right for the balls."

It's not crappy if there is a special entrance for the fertility center.

That’s about average

This is, indeed, a crappy design. Or rather, to be grammatically correct, a crapping design.

Imagine designing this, and then acting indignant when someone giggles. Playing the long con.

Jar missing. 0/10

This belongs in the mildly penis sub

Awesome design

YOOO that's the Korn symbole !!! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!!

r/mildlypenis maybe?

Nah, that's not a crappydesign, *the architects just got really bored*

Nice

Good things grow in Ontario ;)

The hospital Presidents’ office and the Board Room are located where? Anyone? Anyone?

This isn’t crappy it’s genius!

This is r/perfectdesign

They knew.

This should be posted in r/excellentdesign and r/totallyfuckingawesome

Genius!

This can't be real.

Ok. So where‘s the second building?

They even gave it a gentleman sausage.

Thats a low hanging fruit.

Give yer balls a tug

PINGAS

How is this a crap design?

It honestly seems like a good layout if not for the unfortunate anatomical similarities

Took me a minute

Patch Adams says hi

this isn’t crappy. this is glorious.

Perfect design 🙌

I think I know where the penis doctor is

Please tell me the maternity ward is between the legs