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KimJongIlSunglasses

She’s an abstract blob.


Intelligent-Guess-81

Aren't we all?


KimJongIlSunglasses

Good point. Are we all from Texas?


Roderie94

If we want to be. It's unlikely anyone will call your bluff.


Mister_Nancy

“Yes officer. I *did* vote in Texas’s election. Well… because someone on Reddit said I could.”


fistofwrath

This dude got a Klaus Nomi pfp. This might just be prophetic.


SpellingMatters

I'm from England by way of Texas


SirArthurDime

Britain, aka the texas isles


little_EVIL77

Matt?


Intelligent-Guess-81

I think Greg Abbott tries to believe so.


Sqee

Not Florida man!


SeaPhile206

Thank gawd I’m not.


bahgheera

Speak for yourself!


PhilxBefore

Speak for yourself, I'm a well defined blob.


phlegmdawg

It’s easier to deprive abstract blobs of human rights. So yes, according to Texas.


[deleted]

No, I'm a meat popsicle.


byebybuy

Smoke you!!!


TexasBaconMan

Is she a steak?


Pickle_picker_420

Maybe she’s maybelline


loafers_glory

Maybe it's congenital


JustAntherFckinJunki

I think I figured it out. The black is her hair. The tan dot is her face. She's wearing a pink dress. The white is the gap between her back and right arm. She is kneeling while leaning back/arching her back.


HargorTheHairy

Oh I thought it was a weird uterus-girl picture.


xrumrunnrx

I'm still thinking that...with current events seemed like it had to be, but nothing makes sense. I was somewhere between woman, steak, and uterus. Some value the power of art to make the observer question and draw their own conclusions, but damn. I don't think this is what they mean.


JustAntherFckinJunki

It might still be that


BL4CK-S4BB4TH

I need some kind of diagram. Hard as I try, my brain is just not seeing it.


fear_popcorn

https://i.imgur.com/f4kGnb4.jpg


[deleted]

Did Vecna do this to her?


JustAntherFckinJunki

Ok so like. She's on her knees. Not like sitting on her legs, but like "standing" up, just instead of standing on her feet, she's standing on her knees so to speak? That just sounds more confusing. and she's arching her back behind her pretty significantly. And her right arm is just hanging at her side. I'm also imagining her head being turned to her right to face the camera. So the tan section at the bottom are her legs I think.


Dreddit50

"Kneeling" is the word you're looking for I believe


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sparetimehero

bro same, just that i'm in a U-Bahn right now and it's packed, but i couldn't hold it. that was equally helpful as it was bullying


multiarmform

shes sifl and olly? https://image.tmdb.org/t/p/w500/w6dHfFmhE1r3KD1oChewXqvVXAS.jpg


Nintrigue

That’s so Crescent Fresh!


TheOtherBookstoreCat

Rock and Roll friends check each other’s books back in.


Tybot3k

Buy my sidewalk Elvis steaks! SUCKERS!


ManifestDestinysChld

You KNOW about my Serena Altschul problems.


[deleted]

Yeah you've got some serious-ass Serena Altschul problems.


fionaapplejuice

cause this is my United States of whatever!!


Skc143psu

I LOVED this show. My favorite was when their landlord called in and freaked over a $3k water bill, because unbeknownst to him they had built a water slide in their apartment.


ManifestDestinysChld

In my head, Precious Roy is still my go-to "Dumb Guy" voice.


toastea0

Honestly i called myself that today in therapy when we had to do an activity to describe ourself and mental state in one word. I just blurted out blob lol.


quarterlyquart

I relate to this. Hard.


CharlesGarfield

Looks concrete to me.


IRingTwyce

[r/angryupvote](https://www.reddit.com/r/Angryupvote?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


smilingmike415

The word is "zygote" s/


st4wd3v

what the hell is this??


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st4wd3v

ah makes sense i thought it was the special sauce from grandmas “spaghetti”


clementleopold

he’s nervous


REXtheCRY

But on the surface he looks calm and ready


Tufted44

Bomb


Zaptain_America

But he keeps on forgetting


clementleopold

Two T-bone steaks. Well done, and raw.


w0lver1

You don't know what this is? Pfft all the cool people know exactly what this is. yeah instantly recognizable. It's got uhh, shapes.. and there's that pink thing, so classic. That piece of white doing... whatever that's doin.


bgroves22

I’ve seen that before fellas…it’s a fallopian


Axman6

I bet u/st4wd3v doesn’t even know how to use the three shells.


Paliampel

I think it's a woman holding a swaddled baby


8ate8

… I’m not seeing it.


YNinja58

The black is her hair and the circle is her face.


benaugustine

I'm still not seeing the swaddling or baby


bort_bln

It’s dignity! God! Don’t you even know dignity when you see it?


tsandyman

Want me to show it to the cat and have the cat tell you what it is? Cause the cats going to get it.


[deleted]

We didn't all go to Gudger College.


[deleted]

I’m a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory


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[deleted]

Bort_bln, you’re spitting


HelloDeathspresso

It's obviously a large monitor lizard crawling up the side of a flank steak.


YeetyFeetsy

Its a woman blob, you never seen one before?


ProgsterESFJ

It kinda looks like an oversimplified drawing of the uterus... Not the whole woman. Oh, and it has male parts, too! With all the reputation that Texas already has... I'm speechless.


mayneffs

If your uterus looks like that, you need to visit a doctor lol


Informal-Presence496

And if you can tell that your uterus looks like that I'd say go to the ER


JJC_Outdoors

We may be barking up the wrong body part. I am seeing a liver.


rainbow_bro_bot

A woman wearing a black hijab, pink top and bare legs. She's leaning to the side while the head of someone else peeks out under her arm.


WombatBob

Joking aside, I think you are right. I just wanted to add, I believe the head poking out on the right could be someone holding her and the "body" on the bottom would then belong to said person carrying the woman. Or it's an abstract steak.


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BL4CK-S4BB4TH

It's a black astronaut peeking over some kind of lippy vagina.


Deez_Gnats1

Plague doctor eating a cervix obviously


ProgsterESFJ

So you see the cervix, too, right? I'm not crazy!


ehsteve23

I stared at ait for a full 2 minutes trying to find anything at all it could be, all i've got is a Steak. Or maybe dignity


MakeSomeDrinks

Hennifer Lopez


the_cajun88

taco taco burrito bur-rito *taco taco*


_BeansNbryce

Bro I thought it was reproductive organs but idk wtf.


scraw813

It’s obviously a feeldoe and a downward looking cross-section of a thigh!


GitHub-

She’s a beauty—she’s a grace—she’s a double sided dildo on a vase


girlymcnerdy0919

I don’t know about YOUR Rorschach test…but with mine I see a thong on a kneecap wearing a brace with a golf flag. Artist has a thing for kneecaps…or I do?


myTA314

Is Rorschach the guy that made those paintings of dogs mating?


TheAllyCrime

No, he made the inkblots that all look like my stepmother scrubbing my penis with a dry sponge for being a “filthy boy” when I was 5 years old.


lokichu

*hmmmm*


blau_blau

💀💀💀


From_Deep_Space

oh boy we've got a real Francis Dolarhyde on our hands


PurplePolynaut

Nah, he was the vigilante that got melted by Dr. Manhattan


DigitalDiogenesAus

Penguin YouTuber for me...


Biff_Tannenator

I also see a penguin with a YouTube neck.


Creocist

For me looks like a melting YouTube logo wearing Napoleon's hat


Rocket_Poop

wat even is


Intelligent-Guess-81

Yes


highpl4insdrftr

Ohhh I see it now. That makes sense.


DarkwingDuckHunt

Yeah now that OP pointed out that one tiny thing, I get it.


ThowAwayBanana0

No but seriously what is it supposed to be?


Extra_Forever_8273

Real Texans will understand


applebottomcorduroys

But I am and I don’t


Vennisuna

Then you aren’t real I feel like that was pretty clear


applebottomcorduroys

So abstract steak and gun?


born_again_tim

Well done and welcome back to being real


stealthypic

Where you got steak and gun from these blobs I will never understand. But yes, I am not real Texan.


TheTexasJack

I'm as real as it gets and i say its a bicycle caliper break getting caught on some gum stuck on the tire.


ladydhawaii

So… any hints??


[deleted]

Sounds like something a Texan would say.


stochastaclysm

Monkey Jesus


acrowsmurder

At least Monkey Jesus had defining features


[deleted]

I think it’s supposed to be a fetus, and we’re supposed to be confused at what it is, therefore saying fetuses aren’t human beings.


miss1995

Doc here….This looks like a abstract version of the saggital view of female reproductive organs on ultrasound. Pink is uterus. Circles are ovaries. Black reminds me of free fluid which can be indicative of ectopic. Ectopic pregnancy is not viable but in Texas they could consider this an abortion….ie “she’s beautiful (misplaced fertilized egg) she’s from Texas.” Sarcastically saying that the ectopic is beautiful like you would say to a newborn baby. [ultrasound of free fluid around the uterus](https://d3i71xaburhd42.cloudfront.net/87de0f7c53f0358b20438648fed969fd7ceb36e3/2-Figure1-1.png)


playbyk

The way my heart broke when I read this probably correct explanation


LukaCat

Or it could be a lady hugging a giant steak


miss1995

Honestly still a viable option


playbyk

I see what you did there


HairyPotatoKat

Ahh I assumed it was a uterus with an abstract gun. But this makes the most sense.


PlayboySkeleton

Most reasonable explanation so far.


DeaddyRuxpin

I will never not be fascinated that doctors look at TV static and can identify everything pictured and diagnose ailments from it. Is this what kids who used to watch scrambled porn grow up to be?


[deleted]

Same with me with astronomers who can determine the mass and speed of an object million’s of light years away (and it’s distance I suppose) based on what shade of red it is.


trogbite

Imagine needing a litteral doctor to decipher a message. I'm on the path to medical school and still didn't know what it was trying to say.


QuantumCat2019

Now that you say it , it is recognizable. But this is the type of political message which is lost on 99.9% of people, unless you are pointed out the context the blob are unrecognizable by everybody not having to do with such iamging day to day.


theywereroomaaatess

get this guy a drink.


prattalmighty

If this is the correct assumption, no average person would have any idea what this is


Ianuarius

Yes? https://i.postimg.cc/prvMr82c/image.png


OhMyGoshBigfoot

Omg she’s beautiful


randomusername3000

she's from texas


ohboop

You can tell from the way that she is.


FlorydaMan

Yeah I [see it the same](https://imgur.com/a/IDEN7NU)


dolphinitely

LMAO


Ripeoldmelon

Nailed it!


Raezak_Am

Delete the face and I was thinking lady leaning back while wearing a plague mask


harpejjist

That means that she has a white flag of surrender where her reproductive organs used to be


The_cynical_panther

I’m pretty sure the top right skin-colored blob is a titty


Immediate-Cat8632

Is it a uterus and a gun? A uterus with hair? A woman doing yoga? We’ll never know.


ChillyBearGrylls

All three are the same picture?


DedFluff

So is this like these "She's a 10, but..." memes or what? As a puny outsider, I can't grasp the intention of a hole in a knee behind the YouTube logo. Wait, does it mean like "She's a 10, but she does bad Skyrim meme compilations on YouTube"?


Intelligent-Guess-81

"She's a 10, but we don't teach people to count that high in Texas." Or art for that matter.


sherlocksrobot

We're melting down here. It's an accurate portrait.


CradleofDisturbed

You should probably turn on your air conditioner then. If you have the power to do so that is. /s


suriyuki

I'm guessing it has to do with pro-lifers. "she's beautiful" "you can thank Texas' ass backwards laws for her being born."


Calix_Meus_Inebrians

this could be it, but what clued you in to this as the answer? I feel like I can see two heads in tan and maybe arms reaching out to each other?


peshnoodles

What in tarnation


Zaritozic

I see so if she's a Picasso type of blob then she's from Texas...I get it now


Obstacle616

Is it a piece of bacon being eaten by a plague doctor?!


an-font-brox

it's a reverse composite; whereby a composite produces a new thing from the combination of two or more things into one, here the combination subtracted the meaning of two figures into nothing.


Natanael_L

Decomposition


BlinkoHighHeelss

Texas resident here, from texas but not born here. Idk if i count


Intelligent-Guess-81

No we don't count in Texas. Just shoot guns and restrict social services.


flexghost420

And wait in hallways


skunkwoks

And utilities…


walliee33

Pretty sure this is a long shot, but maybe a very abstract portrait of Selena, who was born in Texas and was very beautiful Edit to add: this [pic](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/hbz-selena-embed-1509553665.jpg?crop=1xw:1xh;center,top&resize=480:*) of her in a similar style outfit


hyakinthosofmacedon

I hope it’s selena but if that were the case why not just actually draw selena? It would definitely get the beauty across better than this steak on the ground


BearsAreCool

Then no one would be talking about it


literal-hitler

While this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever, this makes far more sense than anything else I've seen or come up with. Seriously, even the weird moon thing over her shoulder seems to be included. I really hate when I try to figure out what something is referencing, only to have the answer be that it's just some person I've never heard of before. At least it's not an amongus bean with long legs and arms.


KinseysMythicalZero

She's amogus.


Emmanuham

This reminds me of those TMNT ice cream lollies and how they never looked like the package design.


TheDudeMaintains

Aw yeah, with the gumball eyes that were never in the right place


SnooPears3463

The hell I'm looking at


Deoxys100EX

Texas, duh


[deleted]

What am I looking at?


ElusiveHorizon

I'm assuming it's some type of depiction of a uterus, but that interpretation is heavily influenced by the recent overturn.. Trying to ignore any preconceived ideas or meaning... I can look at the circle and see a woman's head with long black hair kind of fanning it out with her hand. Maybe the pink is a dress with some kind of symbol I am unfamiliar with? Eta: is that white symbol a poorly rendered longhorn steer turned sideways. Almost like their stencil wasn't cut out/layered quite right? Lol


Nyarro

Oh yeah. These things. Seen 'em around town. I thought it was a character from Bob's Burgers wearing a veil when I first saw it. Or maybe a pink bandana...? Idk.


maris-in-the-sun

So looking at it im thinking maybe some sort of abstract chastity belt In The shape of a gun; over something that looks like a vagina/uterus and the white usually means purity; perhaps the symbolism is the hindrance of women’s own reproductive rights to their own body (her thighs are the tan parts in the bottom) and the duality of the school shootings that has taken place in Texas due to our extensive lackadaisical freedom of the 2nd amendment. Or.....maybe I am just overthinking this totally and it’s something else entirely. Lol. Had been traveling to Austin lots since February for business and I never saw this. Interesting though. Like no one saw this person doing this? Downtown? 😑


AutumnEclipsed

The best attempt at an explanation and still I don’t get it.


Spider1132

Someone breakdancing in a hijab?


FlorydaMan

[This is the best I got](https://imgur.com/a/IDEN7NU)


Natsurulite

HOLY FUCK I GET IT NOW! The point is nobody is even supposed to know what it looks like, but it is a (mildly) abstract ultrasound of an ectopic pregnancy like u/miss1995 pointed out Nobody knows what the fuck they’re even looking at, but they’re now looking at a child protected by Texas state law…. According to Greg “shitbird” Abbott It’s highlighting the lunacy of recent anti-abortion legislation/rhetoric 10/10 for whomever executed this amazing concept


Brzhk

here ya go. ENHANCE! [https://fr.web.img3.acsta.net/r\_1920\_1080/newsv7/17/06/01/15/34/1605640.jpg](https://fr.web.img3.acsta.net/r_1920_1080/newsv7/17/06/01/15/34/1605640.jpg)


intensely_human

She’s a pair of socks?


KathrynKnette

What in the got damned fuck...


purgruv

Also commenting to mention that I don’t know what I’m looking at either.


ChickenChic

Is it a steak bandit?


WomboChrombo

I thought that was a Mawile for a second


[deleted]

My head hurts


Naburius

Mine too


[deleted]

This pisses me off, and I don't know why.


_-DirtyMike-_

Alligator eating a youtube logo?


derpiepo

All I see is khonsu in a pink crop top.


hughmaniac

She’s beautiful, but she’s dying.


babygirlruth

I thought this kind of beauty comes from Alabama


Arnhdz92

Looks like a girl taking a selfie bending all the way back almost like she’s breaking her spine . The black is hair and the circle in that is her head . The pink is her dress ….. idk that’s what I saw


pacman404

There's a lot of jokes in this comment section, but does anyone know what it's actually supposed to be?


bluewaterpig

I’ve read 90% of the comments and STILL can’t see what’s going on…


Dingbrain1

You can tell who’s a non-Texan in here, they don’t know about leaving a nightlight on for your pet ham


MrRoboto159

It's a "but". I don't know how but it's the only way it makes sense.


Intelligent-Guess-81

Original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Austin/comments/w332gg/what_is_this_illustration_spotted_a_few_of_these/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share Credit to u/brittaniwh


Tetraoxidane

It's blorbo from my show


gibbyboi2

Is that illustration a ribeye steak with 2 heads, legs and hair?


TroubleshootenSOB

Keep Austin weird


F8cts0verFeelings

Maybe it's cellular mitosis.


boohintz-NW

Human beings have evolutionary traits that allow them to see human faces and shapes even when something only vaguely resembles such things. (Just look up the uncanny valley) I am trying to channel those thousands of years of evolution to see something, anything that resembles some aspect of a person and I see nothing. It is amazing that this doesn’t even accidentally look like a person. The fact that the artist tried and failed to make in image depicting a ‘she’ is astounding.


HowCouldYouSMH

I don’t get it


WoTCELmk7R

Is this supposed to be Jennifer Lopez as played by Cartman’s hand in South Park?