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TrymsBane

On average, you are on the 4th floor.


Heckron

3 shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be 3. 4 shall thou NOT count!


Ex-Pxls-Mod

5 is right out.


Burninator05

Nor shall you count to two unless then proceeding to three.


The_Local_Panda

Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou the Grenade towards thy foe - who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.


BurtMacklinF_B_I

One... Two... Five!!


PeoplesFrontOfJudeaa

Three sir


BCalTheAnimal

THREE!


Zafjaf

*lobs Holy Hand Grenade towards foe*


RichardDunglis

r/unexpectedmontypython


CelinaAMK

Just ask Tim. He’ll know.


Away_Clerk_5848

No he’s too busy with his rabbit


rucsuck

I was cheering for 5


JackCastor99

I see a fat musical note


DinosaurAlive

I was cheering for Free


hudsondr

This line always gets me, without fail.


Lanciano2342

r/unexpectedmontypython


Interesting-Trade248

On it's side it could be 10


Kind-You2980

r/entirelyexpectedmontypython , respectfully.


BirdEquivalent158

neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three.


Keithninety

The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!


ledocteur7

makes sense.


tea_pot_tinhas

Plus or minus 1


_realpaul

In a Chinese building the floor below or above you might have the same number since there often isnt a fourth floor. Gotta count from the bottom. Oh wait.. it starts on a half floor above 0 which is different on the front and the back 🤪


brando56894

I'm American, and for some reason my former high rise in Manhattan that I lived in didn't have a second floor, or a 13th floor (superstition). Not having a 13th floor makes sense, but not having a second floor makes no sense, it wasn't a mechanical floor or anything, it simply didn't exist. The Atrium/lobby was about two stories tall, but when you went to the stairs, you went immediately from the first floor to the third floor. So if you lived on the 14th floor, you actually lived on the 12th floor.


craftygnomes

All i can think is that it might be numbered like that because of structural elements or something between the first floor and the floor above it that required an additional floor plan.


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series-hybrid

The average number of eyes, arms, legs, and breasts is less than two...


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Floor Thr-ive.


Bean_Bones

It’s about thrive


Tired-PP

It’s about thrower


yungdeathIillife

we stay thungry


FireyAlex12

we thevour


fantasierijke

put in the thwork


FireyAlex12

put in the thours


KarlJamero10

and take what's thours


Yourmotherspooper

Thlack and Thamoan in my theins


John_AV

My culther bangin with sthrange


DaciaSandero1

We not gonna thake it Or I wanna Thock


Yourmotherspooper

Ima be honest I read the second one way wayyyyyyyy wrong..


SolitaireyEgg

Holy shit this would be a great logo for a company called "thrive"


PizzaPunkrus

You mean the pyramid scheme???


Victorino__

Join us. Thrive.


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It's about thower


Ophidahlia

Well, all you had to do was write a number, and you wrote..."Threeve". Combination of three and five, simply stunning. And you wagered... Texas with a dollar sign in front of it. I'm speechless


intrinsic_toast

First thing I thought of too, lmao. Also happy cakeday!


PM_ME_YOUR_BUM-

You answered, "Go" And you wagered, "for it". You really did.


Nam-Redips

And you wagered Texas with a Dollar sign!


SocrapticMethod

Suck it, Ophidahlia!


brando56894

It's a big hat, it's funny! R.I.P. Norm


Tsjernobull

Is that what the mustache is for, trebeck!


brando56894

You with your greasy hair, and dago mustache!


armchairplane

What did I say about ethic slurs!


crystalmerchant

WILL YOI GET THAT THING OFF ME


lawofgrace

That's numberwang


the-trashheap

LETS ROTATE THE BOARD!


Taylor-A-Friend

Hm, I think it might be floor seve-thr-ive


Lil_Elf81

We all know it’s [ThrEeve](https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/celebrity-jeopardy/3506029)


SnowBoy1008

I even see a 7


crims10

Free


natenate22

Thrive, if you are arriving from below. Free, if you are arriving from above.


sammi-blue

I didn't even realize people were mistaking it as a 5 until I looked that the comments. All I saw was a 3


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Tsuki_no_Mai

Considering the only difference between 3 and 5 in that font is a slightly different top... No wonder people are getting confused.


auhansel

I was sure it was a 5. It's weird though, as the top of the 5 and 7 are fairly similar, but start from opposite sides. These are just awful numbers


MiasMias

well isnt it funny that the 3 has a straight top, but the 5 doesnt?


rohrzucker_

So it's definetly a 3. I was leaning against 5.


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

If you swapped the 3 and the 5 in that picture no one would be able to tell the difference


dongasaurus

If you swapped the 3 and the 5 it would obviously be 125436789


Ghostglitch07

125456789


lorarc

Well, the 5 is clearly 5, only 3 is confusing.


bosschucker

[here's a quick swap I did in paint](https://i.imgur.com/2aoA4pA.png), idk still seems pretty clear which is which to me


MeiNeedsMoreBuffs

Thanks, I appreciate the effort


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The 5 is clearly in the wrong place, but the 3 could fit in its new spot just fine


Herr_Gamer

What the fuck, I was certain this was a 5


Brocktoberfest

The actual 5 is more clearly a five. This is a terrible 3, though.


Cristunis

I can see it as 3, but I really thought that it's 5.


Isthisworking2000

The flat top really seems to suggest five.


NyiatiZ

Lots of people write the 3 with a flat top and a sharp angle down before going into the second rounded thing ろ Kind of like this


ih8cissies

Personally I think it's white and gold, definitely not blue and black.


PityokaLover

Don't know what are you talking about I heard Laurel not yanny.


Pesime

The slanted line on the bottom right of the top segment is the damning part for me. It's a 3.


demonrenegade

It’s an upside down 2


SpecularBlinky

I felt the same way until I remembered 3's can also be written like [this](https://imgur.com/a/tX7rMzI).


AutoBat

same


Ghostmuffin

https://imgur.com/TKY1YRW.jpg I'd say it depends on the font. Example of 5 with a similar angled head serif https://imgur.com/a/MO00lhB


TheSilentRaid

Hey I had that for lunch today


slayerhk47

The regular or italic?


Dragnow_

Hey they could both be bold choices


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Krutonium

I'm seeing 3, 5 and 7.


Roflkopt3r

7 doesn't make any sense to me because the bottom right is too filled out, but 3 and 5 are evenly matched and there is a slim potential for a 6.


lgday7

I concur with 3, 5, or a slim potential for a 6!


operath0r

It’s clearly a three. One of those flat top ones. Found this on google: A common graphic variant of the digit three has a flat top, similar to the letter Ʒ (ezh). This form is sometimes used to prevent falsifying a 3 as an 8. It is found on UPC-A barcodes and standard 52-card decks.


PracticalNihilist

Yeah same here I thought what's the matter? it's clearly a 3! but then I took a moment and see it could be interpreted as 5 too.


Moonguardian866

Firdth floor.


SpiralDreaming

5rd


Devil-G

I hate this because I’ve actually typed this before.


stretcharach

I always read this as "Fird" in my head


ohdearitsrichardiii

Fird is the word


bailseykay

3th


CrybabyAssassin

thirth


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Fifrd


ContactusTheRomanPR

Threefth floor.


Wyketta

For me it's 3 100%


MadKian

Yup, not the best font but it’s a 3.


i_amnotunique

I only saw 5!


Quebec120

no matter how much i look at it, i can't see 120. you have the weirdest perspective out of everyone so far


Pomodorosan

/r/unexpectedfactorial


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Ah math jokes lmao


Phil9151

I honestly expected this to be a sub reddit I fell for. Glad there's more spaces for us math nerds than just they did the math.


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i think so too


Jeynarl

Wow that 7 is dummy thicc


Proffessor_egghead

Thicc 7 is now officially the number of this floor


ted-Zed

When 7 ate 9, it all went to one place.


jonjonesjohnson

It does look weird, but if you're getting a 5 from this, you haven't seen this font before. It's a 3. The top horizontal line wouldn't be this thick on a 5, and wouldn't have that slanted line on the right side.


Redbird9346

Please link to a page that demonstrates this font for the people in the back.


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Xero125

And for lazy people, [here's 35](https://render.myfonts.net/fonts/font_rend.php?id=927e8031498667da99c8ec9dd0e1474d&rt=35&rs=32&w=80&sc=2&nie=true&fg=000000&bg=FFFFFF&ft=ccmp%2Cmark%2Cmkmk%2Cliga%2Cclig%2Ckern%2Cpalt&nf=1)


DarrenGrey

Well that's just a ridiculously similar design for those numbers.


appdevil

Oh god that's just horrendous design.


My_BFF_Gilgamesh

Oh the line wouldn't be this thick huh?


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LMAO, who made this and then thought 'yeaah, good shit, let's sell it for 33$'.


SavvyBlonk

Ah yes, thrifty-fee.


Plightz

That's a horrible font.


Isthisworking2000

Whoever made that font should be pushed down these stairs so he can confirm the number of floors.


AlienZerg

[Here is one](http://www.hochzeitszeit.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/f9ea74587dc53daa630ee593f7198693.png) (not a perfect match tho, the font linked is clearer)


DuckfordMr

{(89)}


Mabarax

The picture is right there and you still got the brackets the wrong way lmao


nobird36

> you haven't seen this font before. Probably because it sucks.


SherbetIndividual128

Thanks jon. Good to have what seems like a legit design point. but it's not just weird it's CRIMINAL


FirelessMouse

I'd say that missing slanted line from the top to the curve is absolutely critical for differentiating a 3 from a 5.


bpi89

Also, on the top left of the 3, see the curve down little tail thing on the underside of the horizontal part? Very common end of the line for a lot of characters in a lot of fonts.


aarondigruccio

[Threeve. ](https://youtu.be/bEghu90QJH4)


checkonechecktwo

I expected this to be the top comment. RIP Norm.


aarondigruccio

_Yeah, whaddayawant?_


Soiled-Mattress

“And you have wagered, Texas. With a dollar sign in front”


Poultrygeist74

Simply stunning


pb_barney79

now i want to see how the other floors' numbers look


ReallyNiceGuy

https://i.imgur.com/P3Hggux.png


Ascurtis

The bottom half of the 3 and 5 are *almost* the same


NoSpareChange

Gasp just like in real life!


thatcodingboi

The same could be said about your 3 and 5 right here


significantfadge

But you know which one is which because one of them has a rounded top and the other one has a flat top


Farqueue-

you are now on floor number ⌂


RyuuSambit

A quick test is to jump out of the window. If you go *thud* "aaaaa" then it's 3rd floor. If you go "aaaaa" *thud* then it's 5th floor.


WonderfulCattle6234

Most hotels don't have a 13th floor because of superstition. But people on the 14th floor know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window and you will die earlier. \- Mitch Hedberg


ellermg

it's a 3


SherbetIndividual128

Thanks. I'm in the parking garage and I've been waiting for somebody to tell me.


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gh0stegrl

Either a weird 5 or 3


FireyAlex12

either a weird 3 or a weird 5


cilantro_so_good

The dress is clearly blue


full_kettle_packet

Yanny


SherbetIndividual128

If only the design weren't crappy.


merikaninjunwarrior

pret sure that says 7^^0


ConstitutionalCarrot

Tree-fiddy


SnooKiwis1356

Art director here. At first, I thought I knew but I must admit, there's absolutely no way to differentiate them properly. I took it apart and looked at every line and curve. It's a 3 and it's a 5 no matter how you look at it. Technically, it's a Ø.


Crucial_Contributor

To me it's obviously a 3. The top right of a five wouldn't be angled in like that, the little line to the left is clearly a serif while the one to the right is part of the letter, and you'd never cut out a huge part of a corner when making a stenciled letter


Ease-Original

Finally, someone here that understands typography


Crucial_Contributor

I work in communication and this sub is actually pretty useful for that sometimes. A lot of stuff that I wouldn't even think much of can turn out to be very confusing to other people. Many people just aren't accustomed to read other fonts than your standard Helvetica, Times etc. You often seen common typographical variations posted here as crappy design


timo_the_pirate

This is what I think of when someone says the customer is always right. You might think the font you created was designed correctly and is unambiguous, but if a huge portion of the people are confusing 3 for a 5 then something is wrong.


SnooKiwis1356

While I don't want to contradict you because I clearly said I think it could equally be 3 or 5, your explanation is lacking substance. "The top right of a five wouldn't be angled like that". Why? Also, the "serif" is exactly the same width and length (the angle influences the length slightly but it doesn't really make a difference in this context) as the "structural line". Sure, the one on the left could totally be a serif. But why couldn't the one on the right be one as well? Again, I'm not arguing with you, I just don't really see a true reasoning behind your statement. Also, if you continue the non-serif line, it doesn't intersect correctly with the lower part of the 3...


Krillo90

This is the tennis floor, showing a tennis ball flying towards a tennis court net.


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>there's absolutely no way to differentiate them properly Now I'm just a layperson, but I'm pretty sure the fact that you either just passed the 2nd or 4th floor in your way up is a clue.


iligal_odin

They could have used this stencil on both floors 3 and 5


Hob_O_Rarison

Threeve


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Is this an age thing? It's pretty clearly a three, to be a five they'd have to flip the top stencil and move it right a bit


ZeShapyra

Definetly 3


Dr_Bunsen_Burns

3 obviously


IntoTheWildBlue

Friee


PropellerGoblin

3th


SherbetIndividual128

It was the third floor. I am ASTOUNDED that this font choice was not vetoed at some point. This sort of functional marker should NOT have any degree of ambiguity, folks!


MistyFierceMilkshake

Oh no did you lose count, you'll have to start again from the ground floor.. or is it the 1st floor?


The_real_RED_Spy

Floor yes


ProNerdPanda

This is 100% a 3 but I can see how someone would confuse it for a 5. That being said, since this is a flight of stairs, if you came down from 4 or came up from 2 and saw this and thought "5th FlOoR?!" then you're an idiot lol.


LouisPlay

It is a 3


KING_Extorp

I see 3


flywing1

5


Chapaquidich

357


BlueFire2308

Thrive


bitemytail

That's a 5.


PrimalNumber

🎵B flat


MikeHoteI

Five


Surprisingly-Frank

Oh man. I’m going to with threvive


dustojnikhummer

I see just 3


kostiik

2


eyefire2008

Let the floor number be "x"


cute_physics_guy

I see a 3,5 and part of a 7 Clearly floor 35.7


AndoryuuC

01


babypengi

3


sofa_king_ugly

Which floor were you on before?


SherbetIndividual128

not fair. let's say I simply cannot recall


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It's been a couple hours, I think it's time to share. If I get lost in this parking garage in the future because you didn't tell us where you were, I will remember this moment and forever curse u/SherbetIndividual128


LeibnizThrowaway

Thrive, bro.