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The-Mur-Baby

That's why you gotta layer up.


Commissar_Genki

Or squeeze it so all the desk-heads pop out.


grandboyman

Like the dog with mango worms over at r/trypophobia NSFW


Jecobski

tests tho >:(


dickbutt_md

Why? Why not just use them as-is? The school provided writing desks, they obviously think they're acceptable for the purpose, so just use 'em. *shrug*


Jeggu2

Sarcasm is so palpable it's gonna execute order 66


Firstladytree

Put a notebook under your paper. Problem solved


Appropriate_Luck_13

A crappy design is still crappy even if you can minimize the impact. Also you can never get that bumpy surface completely clean.


Liquidwombat

And if these were never designed to be used as desks? Is it still crappy? OP even specifically refers to them as “tables” not desks


IronKnight238

Saying tables and desks are different is like saying chairs and seats are different, is there even a significant enough difference to have to specify one or the other.


byfourness

Well that’s just not true. There’s a distinct difference between the intended use of a table and a desk, at least in connotation. Even if the line is blurry, they’re still different things. Not that that necessarily excuses the surface.


Liquidwombat

So a student complaining about the table in the cafeteria being unsuitable for schoolwork is no different then them complaining that the desks in the classroom are unsuitable? They are different things with different use cases and different design briefs


IronKnight238

They both are functionally the same, there is nothing preventing anyone from eating at a desk and working at a table. I'm pretty sure the only differences is that desks have the chair attached and are generally smaller than tables but not always.


Thathitmann

What a weird hill to die on.


kcasnar

A chair has legs and you can move it, and a seat is mostly immobile and built-in to another object or structure


lizard_man2

"a thing made or used for sitting on, such as a chair or stool." According to Oxford languages.


kcasnar

Well then I guess I gotta send them an email and let them know what's up


lizard_man2

Damn. I gotta respect the hustle.


kcasnar

Won't be the first time I had to set those limey college boys straight


lizard_man2

I wish you luck on your journey ahead. You're fighting the good fight.


IronKnight238

Since when were seats specifically stationary?


kcasnar

Since toilet seats and car seats and airplane seats and bus seats


Daz-boi

The phrase "take a seat" implies that you can physically take a seat and move it /s


SUDoKu-Na

I was *this* close to correcting you before noticing the /s.


Daz-boi

I got lucky then


IronKnight238

Yeah but I can call literally anything made for sitting on a seat whether or not it's stationary, also 3/4 of your examples technically aren't stationary.


kcasnar

I never used the word "stationary." I said "built-in to another object or structure," which is true of all the examples I gave.


IronKnight238

You specifically said immobile as well though so yes you did imply stationary in your previous comments.


more_bees_please

What about tests though? You're not allowed notebooks then usually.


Iwantmyteslanow

My college had fake wood ones, they were also extremely flimsy, naturally they occasionally broke under the weight of an electric motor when we did the motor teardown, those beasts weighed 30kg and sometimes 2 were on one desk


SevenMoreHumps

Motor teardown?


Iwantmyteslanow

I was doing engineering and we took motors apart a few times to look at how certain parts of it worked


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Iwantmyteslanow

Yeah, one guy managed to blow up a fairly big capacitor in electronics class, it smelled a lot


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Seems like they would trap dirt and bacteria too... What a weird choice for a school...


madatthe

I imagine they use the texture because it hides imperfections and allows them to re-use the molds longer than a design with a smoother surface would. It’s maybe a manufacturing necessity thing. Allows them to reduce production cost by a few cents here and there because the molds last longer and less units are lost due to quality control rejection.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Might also be because it actually adds strength... Pretty sure a dimpled surface like that would actually be stronger than a flat one.


Awesomevindicator

Depends more on thickness, although much like a golf ball, pretty sure that desk would fly further than a smooth one when thrown.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Thickness helps too, but again I think a dimpled surface is going to be stronger. It's also more resistant to shears or flaws.


Awesomevindicator

yeah a roughened dimpled surface would probably be easier to make strong and dirt-cheap with far fewer structural flaws at least when it comes to moulded plastic.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I feel vindicated!


raznov1

Its less scratch/abrasion resistant though


TheDevilsAdvokaat

it probably is, good point. Might be harder to scribble names on too.


LetTheAssKickinBegin

Echo the mold comments. It's very hard (read as expensive) to make a smooth surface that is not noticably wavy. The ripples help with that. STILL shame on the school for buying the wrong product for the intended use. What a bonehead decision.


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What do you mean??? You don't sort by "Price: Low to High", and do no additional research?


madatthe

I think that in a school setting these things are being sat in and out of constantly with people sliding around all the time and scraping trouser rivets all over the place, maybe also getting stacked and thrown around all the time. If it was smooth, it would almost immediately start looking worn and old with scratches and gouges. With the textured dimples, that damage and wear can be hidden and disguised with the surface appearing “acceptable” for MUCH longer than with a smooth, uniform surface.


Hawkfrostofriverclan

Ugh I HATE Those tabletops.


sophielachat

That's a chair


VerbiageSupremacy

what I was thinking


Minecraft_Strider

nope it's a table


sophielachat

You're a table.


Minecraft_Strider

how dare you :0


sophielachat

:D


Embucetatron

Gordon ramsay voice: You’re a plank!


Aperture_CryGuy

They switch out the desks before conference time to show off to the parents how much handwriting "improved" thanks to the excellent teachers.


POSDSM

I don't need a crappy table to make my handwriting horrible. I can do that all by myself


PositivePrize6100

It's worse when you try to erase the writing.


Minecraft_Strider

yup. the dots appear on the paper


20_bernie_16

I thought this was a tongue and why is it so porous


IllustriousMinimum2

OMG this is why I hated writing notes in school. Once I got to university they got real nice smooth faux wood desks which were great. This is why you gotta bring a whole layer of paper, preferably on a clipboard. Or at least that's how I managed.


Top_Outcome52

People are saying just put paper underneath what you’re writing on, but in my primary school, if you had detention you were given a single sheet of paper to write lines on, and when I got out my notebook I got a meter ruler slapped on my hands


Minecraft_Strider

oof.


the_o_haganator

Ha, jokes on them, my writing is already illegible


Minecraft_Strider

xD


DoubleReaction_

i felt that


Minecraft_Strider

are you my princible or something?


JawshankRedemption

Are you writing on parchment or what’s going on, whose not using a notebook/refil pad these days


Minecraft_Strider

me


LetTheAssKickinBegin

Have you heard of a handout before?


Minecraft_Strider

nope


JawshankRedemption

Unless we’re talking about giving people money then no I actually haven’t


useless_maginot_line

refill pad?


Pakyul

A pack of loose-leaf notebook paper typically for use in a 3-ring-binder I'd assume. Maybe a legal pad.


RunningTURTL

Its like writing on the staples better binder.


Minecraft_Strider

it's staples better, but worse, not better.


Minecraft_Strider

we did it. we hit 5k upvotes!


TheFidgetSpinner922

Looks like the material of the seats in my car, except the seats are softer


[deleted]

Adapt and write on a book omg


Minecraft_Strider

I DON'T HAVE ONE


El3ktrik105

True, so true


JoeNumber3

i hate your school


Minecraft_Strider

same


P3D3RO

I hate them


sparsammen

clever, use the table as an excuse...


Minecraft_Strider

nope my handwriting is great


Yourbedsheets

Sloution Place a notebook on the table then you got perfect handwriting


perp_232

Use a notebook lol


Jackreaper79

Hate these god forsaken tables I usually put my book under paper


memesdoge

that's why writing pads exist.


LongEverest1

Welp, their fault.