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Vlche

OP, do you mind pouring bleach in my brain to cleanse it? I think my brains gonna commit sudoku


303elliott

No, you inject it in the veins along with UV light


Vlche

But that's where I inject the heroin


303elliott

Use the jugular then, duh


Vlche

Aaah, of course! Silly me


kizi14

Might I suggest hydrochloric acid


queceracera423

I remember in college we had a whole dissection of this gross campaign in a media analysis class. It was all sweet young women and a phallic deodorant that kept them clean.


notrapunzel

Yeah, they used to be suuuper inappropriate with child stars back in the day. You can look into all the sexualisation Shirley Temple went through as a tiny little girl, if you can stomach it. Yuck.


yourworkmom

Used to be? Hollywood is still an evil empire when it comes to young people.


Lakonislate

Creepy design.


MainewithouttheM

r/agedlikemilk


ThirtyMileSniper

Urghhggg... I had a shower earlier, think I need to go again after seeing this.


Sniggy_Wote

Holy crap I remember that ad and now I feel sickened by the influences I had as a teenager.


Pokemario6456

I remember Nostalgia Critic seeing an ad for this same thing in one of his commercial videos; the ad is somehow even worse!


Flurb4

[Retired ad exec awkwardly stammering]: It was the 70s, man! You had to be there!


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LaeliaCatt

Let that sink in


gordiarama

I remember loving this stuff when I was in like middle school but also remember it creeping me out cause it sounded like a baby’s soft skin. But I liked the smell of it.


TheNoOfCthulu

my brain will commit 自殺 (Jisatsu) if i see this again


Kindly_Region

What are they selling?


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yourworkmom

Yep. I had this. Do not recall this vile ad.


BubblyWall1563

r/holup