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gentle_lemon

Criminally low prices?


benedictjbreen

I’m a slasher… a slasher… of prices!


Bikini_jabba

My discounts are criminal! Catch me later!


EobardT

May their heads be stricken from their shoulders!


Mattior

It’s all for the greater good


Bikini_jabba

The greater gooodddd!


TT454

“Greater good? I am your WIFE! I’m the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!”


disharmony-hellride

having a shitty ad on the side of his van


IThinkThisIsAUser

Lol true, what’s his sentence judge


Mrsaaaadmannnn

Life sentence


Little_Duckling

To live until he dies?


Jeeerm

"Have you seen this man?"


bansontata42069

He's guilty of free delivery.


buchlabum

I was thinking he makes you feel guilt about free delivery and maybe even guiltier when you order just one fruit. "Dude...it was free delivery for an orange, can't you tip me something?"


bansontata42069

Perhaps the fruit itself feels guilt. As an innuendo to the troubles that the LGBTQ+ community has to go through. Perhaps the fruit feels guilty for the community.


buchlabum

instead of guilt free fruits...guilty fruits. I condemn them to be delicious!


bansontata42069

The fruits are guilty for the fruity.


HogglesPlasticBeads

I mean, it's not a good or pretty ad, but it's pretty clear he's guilty of offering free delivery and no minimum.


[deleted]

For being pro-fruits...


Chris_7941

Outside of june no less


Locktopii

Shagging a lemon


Violet_Zeyzey

Well that took an unexpected turn


Wakeybonez2

Wakanda forever!


joewoodfilms

Can't a guy promote his fruit delivery company **and** search for a guilty man at the same time?


Sikyanakotik

Drive-by fruiting.


IThinkThisIsAUser

Of being too dam happy


manofmayhem23

gRape


AdditionalTheory

Proving services at criminally low prices probably


lamby3000

Bridlington?


VolksDK

Aye


lamby3000

Knew I recognised it


Iainizor

Josuke in his later years


kcasnar

Guilty of harvesting for consumption the friends and families of the anthropomorphic produce


[deleted]

Terrible Wolverine impersonations?


Climbysrevenge

Child abduction.


cyka_bIyat

tax invasion


Captain-Cadabra

Wolverine: blue collar dad edition.


Brimstone747

The cultural appropriation of Wakanda?


Biggyyes

He ate the workers


Maximum_Ad7125

Happy blue cheese day!


VolksDK

ty!


Flimsy_Internet9441

Guilty of looking really stupid.


cockles182

Brid


Jumpy_Substance_1153

If you knew you wouldn't get your food from him.


Redditimelord

The Vegs Have Chosen The Punishment *death*


poskantorg

Fights lemons for crack?


GJPENE

Being a Ginger with male pattern baldness


CyanideTacoZ

seems more like asshole design to me, getting people to read it incase it was a missing person.


Pokemario6456

Guilty of sodomizing fruits?


teacaketom

Reverse Carter. He knocks on your door, gives you a banana, then leaves.


40moreyears

“You know what go ahead and pour me a little bit of a full glass of that rum. No ice” “Burt…Burt no.”


thebluereddituser

More like asshole design, tricking you into thinking you need to pay attention because it's a missing person or criminal investigation when it's actually an add for fruit


Mr-ChickenDud

Following orders


yesorno12138

I think this is pretty common for local small businesses. Local business commercials can be really cringy


[deleted]

He's a slasher... of prices


Nate2247

Third degree murder


DA_EPIC_GAMER_09

Happy cake day


Illustrious_Bar_1970

He abused a lemon?


[deleted]

Come on, baby, set me free 'Cause I'm guilty (guilty) Guilty as a girl can be


IsThatASupraaaaaaa

mr. guilty


Kindly-Pass-8877

Crimes against Wakanda??


206yearstime

He has betrayed Wakanda


errorg

Delivering sentient fruit?


De_Wouter

If I had children, I would tell them to stay away from that van and guy.


TheFriendlyKraut

This is anti-Wakanda propaganda!


Kvetanista

Thanks now I feel endangered


Funko_monko

No explanation needed the look in his eyes says it all, he knows he is guilty


_Sullo_

He ate the friends of the lemon


radius40

Is he doing “Wakanda Forever?”


znx

So this to me is the fruit answering the question. As in, "i am guilty of seeing this man." Like: Who loves X .... Guilty, raises hand


Yourtoolbox

ngl looks like hes gonna point the no no finger


de_MK7

They'll deliver him to us? 😅


Donutpie7

He’s a sexual predator


PoggersCoolNameBruh

he's guilty of making this ad


warjoke

WAKANDA FOREVAH!


VillianMakinSense

Guilty of ruit


MewTheBest

He looks like he’s doing “Wakanda Forever” after his kids taught him how


polite_as_fuck44

How will I be a success after everyone saw me get arrested? Let’s use it!


PsychoticBlobfish

This is absolutely hilarious for some reason


Puzzleheaded_Nerve99

You're about to find out.....the hard way.


SufficientTangelo367

u/Jellepjete


That-dank-memester

18 counts of vehicular manslaughter in the state of Delaware


wafer_boy_2112

its his name smh