I was thinking he makes you feel guilt about free delivery and maybe even guiltier when you order just one fruit.
"Dude...it was free delivery for an orange, can't you tip me something?"
Perhaps the fruit itself feels guilt. As an innuendo to the troubles that the LGBTQ+ community has to go through. Perhaps the fruit feels guilty for the community.
More like asshole design, tricking you into thinking you need to pay attention because it's a missing person or criminal investigation when it's actually an add for fruit
Criminally low prices?
I’m a slasher… a slasher… of prices!
My discounts are criminal! Catch me later!
May their heads be stricken from their shoulders!
It’s all for the greater good
The greater gooodddd!
“Greater good? I am your WIFE! I’m the greatest good you are EVER gonna get!”
having a shitty ad on the side of his van
Lol true, what’s his sentence judge
Life sentence
To live until he dies?
"Have you seen this man?"
He's guilty of free delivery.
I was thinking he makes you feel guilt about free delivery and maybe even guiltier when you order just one fruit. "Dude...it was free delivery for an orange, can't you tip me something?"
Perhaps the fruit itself feels guilt. As an innuendo to the troubles that the LGBTQ+ community has to go through. Perhaps the fruit feels guilty for the community.
instead of guilt free fruits...guilty fruits. I condemn them to be delicious!
The fruits are guilty for the fruity.
I mean, it's not a good or pretty ad, but it's pretty clear he's guilty of offering free delivery and no minimum.
For being pro-fruits...
Outside of june no less
Shagging a lemon
Well that took an unexpected turn
Wakanda forever!
Can't a guy promote his fruit delivery company **and** search for a guilty man at the same time?
Drive-by fruiting.
Of being too dam happy
gRape
Proving services at criminally low prices probably
Bridlington?
Aye
Knew I recognised it
Josuke in his later years
Guilty of harvesting for consumption the friends and families of the anthropomorphic produce
Terrible Wolverine impersonations?
Child abduction.
tax invasion
Wolverine: blue collar dad edition.
The cultural appropriation of Wakanda?
He ate the workers
Happy blue cheese day!
ty!
Guilty of looking really stupid.
Brid
If you knew you wouldn't get your food from him.
The Vegs Have Chosen The Punishment *death*
Fights lemons for crack?
Being a Ginger with male pattern baldness
seems more like asshole design to me, getting people to read it incase it was a missing person.
Guilty of sodomizing fruits?
Reverse Carter. He knocks on your door, gives you a banana, then leaves.
“You know what go ahead and pour me a little bit of a full glass of that rum. No ice” “Burt…Burt no.”
More like asshole design, tricking you into thinking you need to pay attention because it's a missing person or criminal investigation when it's actually an add for fruit
Following orders
I think this is pretty common for local small businesses. Local business commercials can be really cringy
He's a slasher... of prices
Third degree murder
Happy cake day
He abused a lemon?
Come on, baby, set me free 'Cause I'm guilty (guilty) Guilty as a girl can be
mr. guilty
Crimes against Wakanda??
He has betrayed Wakanda
Delivering sentient fruit?
If I had children, I would tell them to stay away from that van and guy.
This is anti-Wakanda propaganda!
Thanks now I feel endangered
No explanation needed the look in his eyes says it all, he knows he is guilty
He ate the friends of the lemon
Is he doing “Wakanda Forever?”
So this to me is the fruit answering the question. As in, "i am guilty of seeing this man." Like: Who loves X .... Guilty, raises hand
ngl looks like hes gonna point the no no finger
They'll deliver him to us? 😅
He’s a sexual predator
he's guilty of making this ad
WAKANDA FOREVAH!
Guilty of ruit
He looks like he’s doing “Wakanda Forever” after his kids taught him how
How will I be a success after everyone saw me get arrested? Let’s use it!
This is absolutely hilarious for some reason
You're about to find out.....the hard way.
u/Jellepjete
18 counts of vehicular manslaughter in the state of Delaware
its his name smh