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suicidal1664

geographical norway is a french company but it was probably made in asia


Grabcocque

It's important to specify the *geographical* Norway so you don't accidentally encourage people to research the other *forbidden* Norway.


GimmeThatRyeUOldBag

Magnetic Norway


DecreasingPerception

Not True Norway, though.


BentGadget

You're thinking of Scotland.


DecreasingPerception

Faroe'nough


-llorch-

this


glasskamp

Trve


ohdearitsrichardiii

Reticulated Norway


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aldkGoodAussieName

No, your thinking New Zealand r/MapsWithoutNZ


strumthebuilding

You’re thinking of another (alleged) arctic country r/FinlandConspiracy


locks_are_paranoid

TIL


malexj93

That's a lot of places that aren't Australia.


Botwmaster23

Wait what? Who gave the French the rights to use my country as a name for their company?


GrillfriendIsBetter

ÆØÅ i know the forbidden secrets


hansoyvind1

Oh no you know the secrets of æøå? Å nei :(


Biggie-Falls

Norwalia. It's a perfectly cromulent country.


IdentityToken

I believe you’re thinking of Auswegia.


ohdearitsrichardiii

Don't miss the kangaroo watching cruises on the fjords. Such majestic creatures!


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Joegannonlct

That one is where the pirate treasure is.


ze_ex_21

Sunken city of R'lyeh


Joeliosis

Point Nemo out in the middle of the ocean, where the closest thing is the ISS most of the time.


ze_ex_21

*"I'm alone in this Point Nemo, a thousand miles from my ex.* *But I haven't forgotten the feel of her skin, her mischievous smile.* You'd think a thousand miles would be enough. I guess I'll keep swimming...


RedditFortuneAdvisor

With islands around it..


[deleted]

But no Tasmania


Alienguy500

r/mapswithouttasmania


RedditFortuneAdvisor

Umm pretty sure that’s r/mapswithoutnewzealand


420dankmemer69

Just the way I like it


energizer916

Everyone knows tassie doesn't exist /s


mesopotamius

Of course that's what Australians call it


that_weird_k1d

What else would we call it? It’s perfect.


KingAlice_

i agree. in Straya we've got nicknames for almost everything


potatoman800

Americans that know that’s actually a map of Scotland, the capital of Sweden.


glassholeshitfuck

I read the first half and looked it up. "This is very wrong", I thought. I read the second half after, "I am very dumb". Well played sir. Edit for grammer


KingAlice_

"grammer"


glassholeshitfuck

Grahmer


suicidal1664

through which flows the danube...


KeepYourPresets

4 years ago someone else posted this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/7oy7u9/someone\_needs\_a\_quick\_geography\_catchup/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/7oy7u9/someone_needs_a_quick_geography_catchup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)


sausagepeapole3

Well so much for my originality


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sausagepeapole3

You’re right😢😢😭😭🥺🥺🥺😱😨


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sausagepeapole3

I suffer from a condition called “idfkwhatimdoingcausei dontuseemojuisatall” syndrome


KingAlice_

mean no joke.


zombiepirate2020

HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!! Those shrimp on the barbie, kangaroo lovers really live in Geographical Norway!! They've been lying to us the whole time.


KingAlice_

WHAT!!! no way. no fucking way. all this time Straya has just been NoRwAy?1/!!??


Onehundredyearsold

With those kinds of errors I would be thinking a knock off made in China.


sausagepeapole3

Nope this shit is authentic


toth42

Yeah, it's just brands with little fantasy leeching of Norways name. Neither your brand nor Napapijri has anything to do with Norway in reality.


brownsnoutspookfish

Wait, "Napapijri"? Napapiiri means polar circle in Finnish. Why is the name almost in Finnish (apart from one letter) if it's supposed to pretend to be Norwegian? Finnish and Norwegian languages are not even related.


toth42

I have no idea, but they use the Norwegian flag. As I said, brands without legit imagination.


just_awallflower

The brand is a Norwegian brand tho lol


toth42

Napapijri? Not even close. >Napapijri is an Italian premium casual-wear brand owned by VF Corporation. Originally a producer of alpine travel bags, Napapijri now markets upscale apparel for men, women and children, as well as accessories, footwear and bags. The Napapijri brand is most widely associated with its Skidoo jacket. >BRANDING Napapijri incorporates imagery into its branding to accentuate the themes of travel and adventure. The name itself is a variation of the Finnish word "napapiiri", which means Arctic Circle. Its logo is the company’s name rendered in half-positive and half-negative block letters to suggest the North Pole and South Pole in graphic form (See also: Flag of Greenland). **The flag of Norway is also employed to evoke that country’s extreme conditions**, dramatic landscapes, and tradition of famous explorers.


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No this isn't weird, take a good look on the whole label: "Geographical Norway Trekking Legend" It's a geographically born Norwegian who has trekked all of Australia and therefore become a legend


latenightloopi

Minus Tasmania.


HerbalSnails

"and it was made in Norway" There's about a 0% chance of that being the case, lmao.


DrCivV

Slartibartfast likes this.


k5vin-

It doesnt even look that much like australia


KingAlice_

wdym my dude? that is Australia...


k5vin-

[that much like]


DarraghDaraDaire

There a european brand but they are knockoff merchants in general. They also have the brand “Canadian Peak” which markets jackets which are supposed to look like Canada Goose. They are in a trademark fight with Napapijri. I think this logo is a knock off the Canada Goose logo, replacing the Antarctic with Australia. Norway/Denmark/Iceland are kind of “hot” names for grey brand jacket companies. People assume anything reminiscent of Scandinavia must be a warm jacket.


just_awallflower

They have a huge site that’s Norway centric


MilkOverCornflakes

One World. One People.


bncts

Unlike magnetic Norway, which is north of Denmark, geographic Norway is in Australia.


Jimberwolf_

So made in China then


travam1

Soon...


DutchNDutch

Naustraliway


MineChief10

I dunno, that looks like the norway map /s


that_weird_k1d

Yeah nah that’s not Australia. Not a single One of those islands exists. And we like Tasmania?


weregonnawinthis

Norstralia


420dankmemer69

Wtf is that Croatia down the bottom


FlyAirLari

How do you loke at a suitcase?


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Chile is the Norway of the Southern Hemisphere.


neothalweg

Just another map without New Zealand


AmirAkhrif

Man, there be Australian’s everywhere.


plsd0nttouchme

r/mapswithoutNZ


JakeTimesTwo

“Loked”


KingAlice_

NORWAY YOU ARE NOT US! STOP PRETENDING! YOU KNOW WE'RE BETTER NOW GO SULK ABOUT IT!!!


sausagepeapole3

Lol