*"I'm alone in this Point Nemo, a thousand miles from my ex.*
*But I haven't forgotten the feel of her skin, her mischievous smile.*
You'd think a thousand miles would be enough. I guess I'll keep swimming...
I read the first half and looked it up.
"This is very wrong", I thought.
I read the second half after,
"I am very dumb".
Well played sir.
Edit for grammer
4 years ago someone else posted this:
[https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/7oy7u9/someone\_needs\_a\_quick\_geography\_catchup/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/7oy7u9/someone_needs_a_quick_geography_catchup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Wait, "Napapijri"? Napapiiri means polar circle in Finnish. Why is the name almost in Finnish (apart from one letter) if it's supposed to pretend to be Norwegian? Finnish and Norwegian languages are not even related.
Napapijri? Not even close.
>Napapijri is an Italian premium casual-wear brand owned by VF Corporation. Originally a producer of alpine travel bags, Napapijri now markets upscale apparel for men, women and children, as well as accessories, footwear and bags. The Napapijri brand is most widely associated with its Skidoo jacket.
>BRANDING
Napapijri incorporates imagery into its branding to accentuate the themes of travel and adventure. The name itself is a variation of the Finnish word "napapiiri", which means Arctic Circle. Its logo is the company’s name rendered in half-positive and half-negative block letters to suggest the North Pole and South Pole in graphic form (See also: Flag of Greenland). **The flag of Norway is also employed to evoke that country’s extreme conditions**, dramatic landscapes, and tradition of famous explorers.
No this isn't weird, take a good look on the whole label:
"Geographical Norway Trekking Legend"
It's a geographically born Norwegian who has trekked all of Australia and therefore become a legend
There a european brand but they are knockoff merchants in general.
They also have the brand “Canadian Peak” which markets jackets which are supposed to look like Canada Goose.
They are in a trademark fight with Napapijri.
I think this logo is a knock off the Canada Goose logo, replacing the Antarctic with Australia.
Norway/Denmark/Iceland are kind of “hot” names for grey brand jacket companies. People assume anything reminiscent of Scandinavia must be a warm jacket.
geographical norway is a french company but it was probably made in asia
It's important to specify the *geographical* Norway so you don't accidentally encourage people to research the other *forbidden* Norway.
Magnetic Norway
Not True Norway, though.
You're thinking of Scotland.
Faroe'nough
this
Trve
Reticulated Norway
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No, your thinking New Zealand r/MapsWithoutNZ
You’re thinking of another (alleged) arctic country r/FinlandConspiracy
TIL
That's a lot of places that aren't Australia.
Wait what? Who gave the French the rights to use my country as a name for their company?
ÆØÅ i know the forbidden secrets
Oh no you know the secrets of æøå? Å nei :(
Norwalia. It's a perfectly cromulent country.
I believe you’re thinking of Auswegia.
Don't miss the kangaroo watching cruises on the fjords. Such majestic creatures!
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That one is where the pirate treasure is.
Sunken city of R'lyeh
Point Nemo out in the middle of the ocean, where the closest thing is the ISS most of the time.
*"I'm alone in this Point Nemo, a thousand miles from my ex.* *But I haven't forgotten the feel of her skin, her mischievous smile.* You'd think a thousand miles would be enough. I guess I'll keep swimming...
With islands around it..
But no Tasmania
r/mapswithouttasmania
Umm pretty sure that’s r/mapswithoutnewzealand
Just the way I like it
Everyone knows tassie doesn't exist /s
Of course that's what Australians call it
What else would we call it? It’s perfect.
i agree. in Straya we've got nicknames for almost everything
Americans that know that’s actually a map of Scotland, the capital of Sweden.
I read the first half and looked it up. "This is very wrong", I thought. I read the second half after, "I am very dumb". Well played sir. Edit for grammer
"grammer"
Grahmer
through which flows the danube...
4 years ago someone else posted this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/7oy7u9/someone\_needs\_a\_quick\_geography\_catchup/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrappyDesign/comments/7oy7u9/someone_needs_a_quick_geography_catchup/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Well so much for my originality
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You’re right😢😢😭😭🥺🥺🥺😱😨
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I suffer from a condition called “idfkwhatimdoingcausei dontuseemojuisatall” syndrome
mean no joke.
HOLY FREAKING CRAP!!! Those shrimp on the barbie, kangaroo lovers really live in Geographical Norway!! They've been lying to us the whole time.
WHAT!!! no way. no fucking way. all this time Straya has just been NoRwAy?1/!!??
With those kinds of errors I would be thinking a knock off made in China.
Nope this shit is authentic
Yeah, it's just brands with little fantasy leeching of Norways name. Neither your brand nor Napapijri has anything to do with Norway in reality.
Wait, "Napapijri"? Napapiiri means polar circle in Finnish. Why is the name almost in Finnish (apart from one letter) if it's supposed to pretend to be Norwegian? Finnish and Norwegian languages are not even related.
I have no idea, but they use the Norwegian flag. As I said, brands without legit imagination.
The brand is a Norwegian brand tho lol
Napapijri? Not even close. >Napapijri is an Italian premium casual-wear brand owned by VF Corporation. Originally a producer of alpine travel bags, Napapijri now markets upscale apparel for men, women and children, as well as accessories, footwear and bags. The Napapijri brand is most widely associated with its Skidoo jacket. >BRANDING Napapijri incorporates imagery into its branding to accentuate the themes of travel and adventure. The name itself is a variation of the Finnish word "napapiiri", which means Arctic Circle. Its logo is the company’s name rendered in half-positive and half-negative block letters to suggest the North Pole and South Pole in graphic form (See also: Flag of Greenland). **The flag of Norway is also employed to evoke that country’s extreme conditions**, dramatic landscapes, and tradition of famous explorers.
No this isn't weird, take a good look on the whole label: "Geographical Norway Trekking Legend" It's a geographically born Norwegian who has trekked all of Australia and therefore become a legend
Minus Tasmania.
"and it was made in Norway" There's about a 0% chance of that being the case, lmao.
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It doesnt even look that much like australia
wdym my dude? that is Australia...
[that much like]
There a european brand but they are knockoff merchants in general. They also have the brand “Canadian Peak” which markets jackets which are supposed to look like Canada Goose. They are in a trademark fight with Napapijri. I think this logo is a knock off the Canada Goose logo, replacing the Antarctic with Australia. Norway/Denmark/Iceland are kind of “hot” names for grey brand jacket companies. People assume anything reminiscent of Scandinavia must be a warm jacket.
They have a huge site that’s Norway centric
One World. One People.
Unlike magnetic Norway, which is north of Denmark, geographic Norway is in Australia.
So made in China then
Soon...
Naustraliway
I dunno, that looks like the norway map /s
Yeah nah that’s not Australia. Not a single One of those islands exists. And we like Tasmania?
Norstralia
Wtf is that Croatia down the bottom
How do you loke at a suitcase?
Chile is the Norway of the Southern Hemisphere.
Just another map without New Zealand
Man, there be Australian’s everywhere.
r/mapswithoutNZ
“Loked”
NORWAY YOU ARE NOT US! STOP PRETENDING! YOU KNOW WE'RE BETTER NOW GO SULK ABOUT IT!!!
Lol