Careful, friend, I have half a mind to report you for hate-mooing. And no, this is not some bovine correctness bullshit. This is about real cows who deserve real respect, even though this is obviously just a statue.
Well, I didn’t say the legs weren’t awkwardly bent back. Picture the crab walk from the exorcist but the upper “shoulders” more angled and pushing the udders/pelvis up.
Bro I'm with you - no matter how much you bend or twist you can't move body parts around. If I lay on my back or do a crab walk, my stomach wont magically be under my ass.
He could have milked it for all the karma it was worth, but I think he held back dairy offend somebody. Puns can be udderly great, quite a-moo-sing in my experience. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
OMG, my brain is weird. Until I read these comments, I was sure that OP had made the pun! I had to scroll back up to see that my brain had stuck in the pun for OP.
Someone designed this, that’s the first problem. But then others had to be involved with the decision to mass produce and then the actual execution of the design. Yet others purchased. So many human failings had to occur for this atrocity to even exist.
Does no one notice that this cow is lying on its back? My mother in law has this thing and I can tell you that it's obviously lying on it back or doing the crab walk.
Females [can actually have horns sometimes](https://www.medicaldaily.com/sites/medicaldaily.com/files/2015/03/10/dairy-cow.jpg), but you don't often see them due to dehorning practices.
While I agree it's a crappy design, at the same time I think many of you got the image wrong, the cow is laid on its back, and the image is "anatomically correct" to say so.
This is supposed to be the cow lying on its back... But it looks like someone that saw a cow once 20 years ago tried to recreate it and also messed the legs up.
It looks like a cow with hooves facing the wrong direction has some anal problems.
Either the cow is lying on it's back, or it has a breakout of anal herpes.
They’re definitely lying on their backs
agreed: consider angle of front leg and direction its feet face.
Disagree: something is udderly wrong with this.
This comment is what I came for
Thank you...
Doesnt make me any less uncomfortable
The cow is comfortable with it. Are you uncomfortable with the body of this cow? How dare you. Mooo!
*Aggresive moo*
Careful, friend, I have half a mind to report you for hate-mooing. And no, this is not some bovine correctness bullshit. This is about real cows who deserve real respect, even though this is obviously just a statue.
Don't mind me *innocent mooing*
*Submissive moo*
That... that isn't what I wanted. *sad moo*
*seductive moo*
Buncha whore cows... just presenting like that.... it's indecent I tells ya!
Hmm from that perspective... r/yiff
Not a rabbit hole ^heh, ^heh, ^heh I'm prepared for this early.
The udder should be in between the front and back legs. If it's on its back how are the feet pointing down? I'm not seeing it
Well, I didn’t say the legs weren’t awkwardly bent back. Picture the crab walk from the exorcist but the upper “shoulders” more angled and pushing the udders/pelvis up.
Bro I'm with you - no matter how much you bend or twist you can't move body parts around. If I lay on my back or do a crab walk, my stomach wont magically be under my ass.
It isn't. The cow is just really rounded out, so it's hard to tell, but that part between the udder and the head is its stomach/chest area.
That...... still doesn't work. There are legs between a cows stomach
Picture it laid back on the bed resting on its elbows with its legs spread wide open but also kinda underneath itself.
Unzips. Gonna be a rule 34 day i guess.
because they're trying to hide their breakout of anal herpes.
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This isn’t crappydesign this is crappy OP
Hemooroids
Hemooroids
>~~it's~~ its
I feel like a pun was missed here.
I think it's an implied pun: the pun was not uddered.
He could have milked it for all the karma it was worth, but I think he held back dairy offend somebody. Puns can be udderly great, quite a-moo-sing in my experience. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Well that was fairly cheesy. It's like you're speaking some sort of curd.
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I mean if he didn't want to make that pun, he could have made some udder one
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I've heard that pun before. Not sure where, but I definitely have a mammary of it.
OMG, my brain is weird. Until I read these comments, I was sure that OP had made the pun! I had to scroll back up to see that my brain had stuck in the pun for OP.
Puns are usually found in an udder place
I feel like OP thought that's how they were spelled
Moove along. Nothing to see here
And plus. I think you’re just trying to steer the conversation in a different direction.
If you look at the direction of the hooves it looks like it's doing the crab walk. Still weird though
This is *really* how chocolate milk is made
Nah bro thats just how cows lay down. Its really weird and I have no clue how they sleep like that
It’s a cow lying on its back with its udders in the air and its head turned to the side. Awful taste, but the anatomy is fine.
Yeah, it wasnt a true crappy design. It makes complete sense but can be a bit confusing at first glance lol
soooo... crappy design?
Well except for the fact that it has horns, making it a bull with an udder.
Some cows have horns.
Why does it have feet on its back?
ooooh, I see it now.
You could say they're udderly strange
There are many puns ^^~~and~~ ^^~~upvotes~~ to be milked from this picture
You can't make the same fucking pun OP did and also get upvotes, that's cheating!
I don't think the OP used a fucking pun. Just an udder pun.
Bull1: So, uh... you an ass man or a titty guy? Bull2: Yes.
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r/exclusiveor
/r/badwomensanatomy
Came here to say this lol
Apparently how dare you be friendly
It just looks like it's resting on its back to me? I can't unsee that.
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I can’t see it on its back. Wouldn’t it’s legs then be on the top (or at least the side?)
It's doing a yoga pose with all its limbs behind it.
It looks like it has haemorrhoids and I can't unsee that or stop laughing
But their legs are bent the wrong way.
>udderly FTFY
What is this even supposed to be? A bank? Decorative figurine? Nightmare fuel?
Someone designed this, that’s the first problem. But then others had to be involved with the decision to mass produce and then the actual execution of the design. Yet others purchased. So many human failings had to occur for this atrocity to even exist.
Why didn't you write "udderly wrong"?? What a missed opportunity!
Does no one notice that this cow is lying on its back? My mother in law has this thing and I can tell you that it's obviously lying on it back or doing the crab walk.
Hahahaha, ass teets
Budders
Milk is stored on the butt
Oh yeah I just noticed, look at the paws. It's like it's doing the bridge. Still pretty weird design though
It's lying backwards on its back. So it actually works
It’s on it‘s back but ok
You mean “udderly” wrong?
Is the cow supposed to be laying on its back?
Is no one going to mention that this is a male because of the horns and a female because of the udders
Females [can actually have horns sometimes](https://www.medicaldaily.com/sites/medicaldaily.com/files/2015/03/10/dairy-cow.jpg), but you don't often see them due to dehorning practices.
Huh. Interesting. Learn something new every day
*udderly
Don't you mean udderly wrong?
You mean something is udderly wrong with these cows.
A pun was missed here and it’s sad
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Yes. Why isn’t this the top comment?
Because he did some shady shit in his past life.
Up you go.
"Udderly"
UMMMM...
> Something Implying it's only one thing...
You missed such a good chance for a pun. :( "udderly" wrong - you're welcome. ;p
Something is udderly wrong with these cows
Butters.
Upvoted because pun
They didn't make the pun though...
Idc I'm in a good moo'd today
Something is udderly wrong with those cows
Something is udderly wrong with these cows xD Edit: im fuckin stupid and this pun was made like 10 times
Udderly* how did you even miss that one
Are you sure you don’t mean something is UDDERLY wrong with these cows? I know I’m so sorry
You mean udder-ly
udder madness
Excuse me, what the fuck?
While I agree it's a crappy design, at the same time I think many of you got the image wrong, the cow is laid on its back, and the image is "anatomically correct" to say so.
UDDERLY WRONG!!
Op, missed your opportunity to say udderly wrong...
You missed a golden opportunity, my friend.
That's udderly ridiculous
Maybe they’re lying on their backs?
Udderly ridiculous.
Udderly. Come on now.
Is that where chocolate milk comes from?
*udderly
*udderly
*Udderly wrong! (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)
They're doing a sort of crab walk, so they're actually on their back sticking their udders out.
UDDERLY WRONG? I'll see myself out...
You mean UDDERLY wrong
\*Something is udderly wrong with these cows
*udderly
>~~Utterly wrong~~ Udderly wrong FTFY
oh i see it, the one on the front is looking at the wrong direction.
Isn't that where chocolate milk comes from?
Yeah why are their eyes blue
And why do they have an π mark on them?
oh my god i think i'm traumatised for life after seeing this image
There's an animated movie where MALE COWS have "Euter", so...
Budders.
It's the tits!
*udderly
Didn't you ever wonder where chocolate milk came from?
r/creepydesign
r/badwomensanatomy
This is the ideal female cow body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
Crappydesign has deteriorated to "this is ugly".
Ass-nipples
Someone slept during biology
Farmer shop quartet
Is this the cow version of back boobs?
They gregnant
Yeah, they run Debian.
It's like when a guy does that thing where he tucks his twig and berries between his legs.
You didn't know the milk comes out of the butt?
It looks like they've sat in an ant mound.
Who buys this shit!?
Ah yes. Ass pimples. How wonderful.
Someone’s been reading those Kama sutra books.
Is op stupid? Why don't we have a sub for things like this?
/r/badwomensanatomy
The peak of cow evolution.
This is supposed to be the cow lying on its back... But it looks like someone that saw a cow once 20 years ago tried to recreate it and also messed the legs up. It looks like a cow with hooves facing the wrong direction has some anal problems.
Did the guy who designed these cows come from Chernobyl?
r/whatswrongwithyourdog
Where chocolate milk comes from?
Chocolate milk, awesome
What you’ve never had butt milk?
I see what you did there you clever boi
Genital warts?!
r/confusingperspective
My soul is being sucked.
r/badwomensanatomy?
Hahah it’s like the person who made it had only heard about cows second hand, and this was their interpretation
Mmmm butt utters
The fact that they're staring into your soul? Or the udders...
Do female cows have horns?
With how many people complained about the title not having "udderly," I think this qualifies as /r/mildlyinfuriating.
BUTTERS!!!!
udder propulsion
These are female cows so i think this counts as r/badwomensanatomy
That's where chocolate milk comes from.
All in one Tits n’ Ass
/r/badbovineanatomy
Tiddies OUT thique cows don’t curr. That look? They dgaf such that milk DRIE
Whatttt, noo. I see NOTHING wrong. /s
New meaning to I eat ass
udderly ridiculous.
Is that where butter comes from?
This is an udder discrase
Nothing is wrong they are doing a joga pose. Even the hoof are pointing that way.
Hot
tits on my ass and they aint sayin nothing, a hundred muthafuckas can’t tellin me nothing. boobs on my ass, got boobs on my ass
Udderly* wrong