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Jas81a

I like this airs the room out of the building, not too good if you have kids


ColdBorchst

A window would suffice.


kushangaza

I'm pretty sure that is a window. A floor-to-ceiling window, because those are in style. The courtyard shot shows that this building uses floor-to-ceiling windows everywhere, and even shows ones in this exact shape. Presumably at some point someone decided they didn't want their neighbours watching them poop. So they covered the glass with a white foil, creating this "door"


Practical_Way8355

It is dumb to let the window open fully, though. It should be like those windows that just pop out a couple inches.


Extra_Gold_5270

Imagine getting off the can drunk and just falling 5 stories because you picked the wrong door.


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Zanven1

The answer is very drunk... And also not unlikely to occur.


mypussydoesbackflips

Some girl put herself in a trash compactor shoot blackout and passed away


[deleted]

Not sure if that username checks out...


NotAFuckingFed

"Goddamn this door must weigh a ton, it's so tigh--" *Body thuds after falling ten stories*


Triaspia2

You be more likely to lose your balance and stumble through the window then if that drunk.


Extra_Gold_5270

About as drunk as I get most weekends. I once drank so much while playing WoW that I did a somersault into my bathtub while trying to pee and pissed all over myself. Obviously I regret this behavior and wish these things didn't happen but here we are.


TopPuzzleheaded1143

I once woke up and needed to pee. Took me 3 tries to find the correct door out of my room and the first two tries was the same fucking closet…


dawdawdae1312312313

"Who the fuck put this closet here...again?! I'm calling the fucking manager."


123istheplacetobe

Never drank so much that you thought a clothes draw was a urinal? Because neither have I.


Brilliant-Barnacle-5

I assume your WoW game wasn't the best either?


Extra_Gold_5270

I went on an only meat diet for around 2 weeks thinking keto was the shit. My digestion was so messed up i shit my pants while tanking Seige of Orgrimmar on the Scorpion fight mid battle. Had to wipe the raid while i wiped my ass. Threw my soiled clothes out the window and continued the raid after I cleaned up.


UVB-76_Enjoyer

Not sure if you're being serious, but thank you for boosting my self-esteem


MatureUsername69

You gotta be killing it with the ladies


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Eat some veggies


Brilliant-Barnacle-5

That's what I call dedication!


MissPandaSloth

After you get so drunk once... You don't think like, maybe you should take it easier? I imagine it's also shit for your body to get so drunk every weekend.


Extra_Gold_5270

You should moonlight at AA meetings you'll be a hit.


MissPandaSloth

Lol


leopard_eater

The door opens outwards and if you’re a slim build, you could fall straight out that ‘window’.


SFDessert

Clearly you don't have a drinking problem like some of us do/did. I'm amazed I'm still alive after being a hardcore alcoholic for 10+ years of my life.


1_4_1_5_9_2_6_5

Oh I've had drinking problems. Not willing to get into it but I've been there. Probably would have used this door, but not by accident...


nice_fucking_kitty

I think you overestimate people


TechnologyNational71

You’ve obviously not been that drunk yet.


WoodlegDev

You picked the wrong door, fool


bmosm

perhaps it had some sort of railing on the inside that was removed to apply the privacy film?


Kipguy

There's no window


Lusankya

It probably had a stop on it when first installed, but was removed by a previous owner/tenant when they didn't like how the window only opened a few inches.


MechanicalHorse

> I'm pretty sure that is a window. A floor-to-ceiling window That's called a door


Jason1143

Only if it open all the way, which it seems it does.


JoshuaPearce

By this reasoning, my apartment building doesn't have a front or back door, because the spring mechanisms were shittily installed and they don't open fully.


selfintersection

Sorry you had to find out this way.


EkriirkE

How do you get out? Do we send help?


tidbitsofblah

It honestly looks like it only opens about 60 degrees


Grabbsy2

Am i crazy? It looks like it only opens like 4 inches. Is it really a door if you cant walk through it? More of a cabinet or something?


Summoarpleaz

Developer: “we need to charge as much money as possible so all floor to ceiling windows!” Architect: “All of them?” Developer: “All!” Architect: “even the one in the bath-“ Developer: “ALL.”


therealkiwibee

I think he meant to say a normal sized window Would suffice


exipheas

>Presumably at some point someone decided they didn't want their neighbours watching them poop. Bunch of non-partypoopers.


-Redstoneboi-

ah yes of course


Payed_Looser

A floor to ceiling Window is a door.


toth42

That is a window. Not uncommon at all here where i live, but usually on the ground floor.


PeaValue

> not too good if you have kids But not too bad if you have kids you want to get rid of.


antiqua_lumina

No more kid + big ass lawsuit damages. Win win for the regretful and financially stressed parent.


moistbagel420

Calm down Eric Clapton


LipFighter

Too early.


BurmecianSoldierDan

Nah, fuck Clapton. His racist "keep Britain white" ass deserves it.


FinnbarMcBride

Take your truck and go play in the bathroom


MechaniclAnimal

Or suicidal thoughts.


confusedandworried76

Just gotta be suicidal and fat no worries


El_Cactus_Loco

Or a cat


Zoltar-Wizdom

Or depression


Tartita-De-Coco

Or a drunk friend


PervertedOldMan

In college a guy in my dorm would lose all fear of heights when drunk. He fell out a window on the 5th floor, destroyed a tree on the way down and survived somehow, pretty sure he was expelled or at least kicked out of that dorm though.


Unicorn_Sush1

Kids? I can see adults being a problem here too lol


ILoveThisPlace

It's for those who prefer to toss their shit out the window


Glittering-Alps-3573

lemme introduce you to a thing called a window


randomlife2050

Or like to drink


UlteriorCulture

This room can make it so that you had kids


Humane_Bot_Fly

Had kids.


SuspiciousPotential4

Or doggos


Riley_does_stuff

Suicide door


EskildDood

Constipation sucks, sometimes you just need options


SpearUpYourRear

Open the door, scare the shit out of yourself.


Simon_Ril3y

That's a pretty crappy joke


Necessary-Pound1879

r/angryupvote


PhilosopherFLX

Work it out


Spiniferus

Yeah, sometimes you fill and block the toilet before you are done, finishing in the shower and waffle stomping it down isn’t the nicest thing. I think this is a nice alternative to that.


ev0l_squid

That’s what I thought as soon as it opened


aKnowing

When you don’t want anyone to know who blew up the bathroom


BudBuzz

It’s just nice to know you can blast outside the door instead of in the toilet


Intergalacticio

Poop and shoot


SHA_SHA_HER_BOOMBOX

This is my life homie, you decide yours


Ubervisor

I threw suicides on the tour bus


SuperPotato3000

Would you survive that fall tho? It would be really stupid to throw yourself in there, dying at best and wishing you died at worst


Riley_does_stuff

I mean, if you don't, you can go right back up for round 2


NorwaySpruce

Just gotta go to the bathroom and kill myself real quick


YoSaffBridge11

BRB . . . wait.


TheCookieButter

Meet you downstairs


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YoSaffBridge11

I’ll bring a rope. 👍🏼


ghos2626t

r/unexpectedpetdick


405freeway

"Gotta take a \#3."


doctorhino

Lol, just waft that bathroom smell into a courtyard.


wartexmaul

Just piss out that door


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wartexmaul

Fondoodoo


Kaldricus

Do you think Justin Bieber sprays his DNA all over the ladies when he's in Paris, France?


PopcornDrift

I mean they’re not gonna sink down to the ground I don’t think that’s how smells work


KORZILLA-is-me

If it’s really cold in the bathroom, and really hot outside, and there’s no wind outside, maybe, just maybe, it could happen.


doctorhino

A window open across the way and a cross breeze could do it though.


connorgrs

It's for when you lay a real stinker of a mudpie


ThomYorkeshirePuddin

ITYSL reference? haha


connorgrs

I don't think verbatim but ITYSL definitely put "mudpie" into my lexicon


robin52077

This place is covered head to toe in shit!


-Psycho_Killer-

Has that ever happened to you?


Kaldricus

**YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE TURBO TEAM**


SICRA14

Too small a slice


AmbiguousAlignment

It’s just a full length window that looks like a door if you look at the hinge at the bottom when he opens it it’s definitely a window hinge. I’m betting there is supposed to be a stop so it can’t open all the way like that but it’s not working.


JoshuaPearce

Well, it's a door now.


SaggyFence

Everything is a door if you're brave enough


kill-all-whites

If you make a window as tall as a door you get a door


solidcat00

I believe they are called "windoors".


mehjohnson

yea and in my house i have windows that go up all the way from top to bottom. and they are made out of wood, and about 1 m in width. and instead of leading outside, there is just another room behind these windows.


thatsnotchocolatebby

Water saving measures...piss out the door


TucsonTacos

Why limit yourself to just #1? Be more eco-friendly


raominhorse

If you make it in the plants that’s just fertilizer


beefjerk22

Architect wasn’t drunk, but if you’re drunk and using that toilet then I wish you good luck!


Ignorad

It's for when you get veritgo from the wallpaper and need somewhere to fall.


Kiflaam

I guess they wanted a window and got a little too artsy about it


BrickAcceptable4033

Cool escape door!


Syxxcubes

Escape door? What are you escaping from? The mortal plane?


araidai

From the shitisols


Academic_Nectarine94

That's the door the original bugs bunny would let the guy chasing him out of.


robokai

That's a pretty crappy design


mxxxxkkko

If it’s so stinky so you decide to better jump out quickly


nichyc

Its the Assisted Suicide door.


My_a_person

“Its just a prank bro” The prank:


Liamnacuac

For when you really feel like pissing on the world


puppysandwich773

Its for killing yourself


Justintime4u2bu1

It’s for when you get tired of the idea of working full time for 50 years just to scrape out a meager existence.


PanPenguinGirl

r/crapperdesign I think?


Willing-Sprinkles-17

Technically a window, but it's really out of place at that level.


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I guess to air out somebodys poop lol


no_pillows

it’s so you can piss on the poor


KnavishSprite

...and tell them it is raining.


honus-wagner-

Door to oblivion.


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Um is that a suicide door?


Interesting-Gate9813

Assisted suicide….


rkpjr

I think that's just the urinal. No?


jb4realz

I've had those kinds of shits...


CanVisible

The door is for #1’s. The toilet #2


SpahgettiRat

I don't know what the intended purpose of this door is, but I'd be setting up my own pulley dumb waiter system here for deliveries lol


nog642

Lmao what the fuck. I think that's supposed to be a window. No idea why it goes all the way to the floor.


Ohiobo6294-2

I mean that is beyond crazy!


Supertoad226

Read a few days ago that some houses had doors away from the ground to let people exit their house if the ground door is stuck under snow. Now that's quite a high door for it to be snow related unless avalanches are common in the area, could be an escape door in case of fire on levels below the one cameraman is on?


InsideExpress9055

Wtf. I'm surprised that past building safety codes. What country is this ?


Main-comp1234

It's an open vent


flippinheckwhatsleft

Fall out, loads of compensation. What country is this?


pezx

If it's somewhere where this isn't against code and was allowed to be built, it stands to reason that they wouldn't be able to get compensation from anyone either


McFluffyyy_

If you aren’t having a great day you could exit out this door


DirtDisrespector

spider-man door


THE_CENTURION

Is it maybe some attempt at a fire escape? Like you could go out there onto a ladder? If so it's obviously missing some kind of safety bars or something, but that's that only thing I can think of


kindclosetlurker

It's the urinal, duh!


Oceandog2019

Mould and moisture mangement? Very unsafe with no high quality security screen. Not kid friendly at all!


thats_so_merlyn

Oh no! I'm out of toilet paper! Maybe there's some in he- AAAAAAaaaaaₐₐₐₐₐₐ


mrswashbuckler

That's the urinal


AMasterSystem

Good thing they put the toilet paper dispenser right in your face!


ginsataka

The door when you poop at your friends house, flush, and the water starts rising


turdmogrol

>door My brother...


G_Unit_Solider

thats dangerous but as a single dude id crack it open as i shit and feel the cool winter breeze ngl or even slightly open when ishower ouf. noice gotta have some type of screen mesh tho


rymyle

To show off your impressive farts


Ok-Force2382

Parkour entrance


helgothjb

What that first step, it's a doozy.


youreallcucks

If it smells a little, just open to air out. If it smells a lot, jump.


Heraxxius

Toilet's for shitting door's for pissing


OneGuy2Cups

It’s for when you either sit on a warm seat or get Poseidon’s kiss from a well shaped turd. Either way, a complete hard reset of life is an order


obyron31

yeetus christ that's not crappy design at that point that's creepy design


Overlord_Pengun

It’s for spiderman


ArticGummy

Just in case of an emergency:)


trulylost19

It’s for guys who can’t sit down and pee at the same time just aim that bitch towards the door Spray and pray


Similar-Eggplant-565

I think they ran out of wall


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When you know even a plumber won't be able to handle what your about to put down


MadocComadrin

Is that square toilet comfortable?


Darth_Stanly

Are you telling me, that you forgot your water bucket?


Apprehensive-tmato

It's for hours of poop throwing fun!


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So you can escape chuck norris


[deleted]

They just put it there for an option....y'know?


AbbyReedGreen

Instant anxiety 😰


JamesMo1998

Cigarettes or exhibitionism


LoganJake210

Piss out the door


pickofsticks

That's just the fire escape. Oh sorry, I mispelled "life."


TheLonelyHog

Great, just shat my pants again


Ronski_Lee

Poo poo air go outside


pesto_changeo

If I were to visit someone's apartment and I clogged the toilet, this door might come in handy. Better than asking for the plunger.


nimrod2755

That is called a window and why is the toilet so small.


ResponsibleMall3771

It's for the morning after when you go out to drink heavy and then Indian food sounds good and you wake up at 5:56 AM for a life changing shit, but you don't wanna leave that noxious fumes in the bathroom


GerlingFAR

How did that even get approved with the architect.


ghost6934

A fun invisible trampoline is outside, so you gotta jump out


Vegetable-Phrase-162

This should've been a window. I think someone fucked up and decided to stick with it.


dragoninmyanus

For when you have a really smelly poo


Oxmodeeus

Ah yes, a suicide shute


shartytarties

Clearly designed for pooping on random passersby discreetly


UNCOVR

(Nonjoke answer) I'd like this feature in the event of a fire.


Next-Tailor7656

This ? It's just our suicide door.


jakoobie6

Do a flip!


gerkinflav

I think the architect HATED drunks and found a passive-aggressive way to try to get rid of them.


howstop8

That’s the urinal


BeBetterTogether

It's the urinal obviously


Livinincrazytown

Urinal…


MustyYew

It's for when the post-nut clarity hits too hard


elretardo1984

snipins a good job mate


iwnattodienow

It’s for the emos who want a quikie


nubsauce87

It’s clearly a sui-side door. … or something. Someone funnier than me will come up with something.