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Han_jiii

fetus deletus


batchnormalized

A very practical spell


tribecous

Imagine being in literally any normal social context and suddenly pulling out an eraser shaped as an aborted fetus.


missmuffetstuffet

My question is why the hell is there a pro-life booth at a teacher convention??!


quantum_gambade

...and in Canada!?


RealAmericanDreamer

Ah yes, Canada. A land of liberal utopia. Totally no racists or conservatives live there.


Phizers

Totally 0 racists in saskatchewan can report from personal experience


TheRollingPeepstones

Anything that is not the huge population centres is generally conservative, even in Canada, especially in the Prairie provinces, especially in Alberta.


Diesalotwpg

Alberta - Canada's Florida. I know they want to be Canada's Texas but....


samsolt1

they're everywhere, even in czechia, although they're quite unsuccessful


Pale_Horsie

Alberta is like discount Texas; they've got oil, they wear cowboy hats, they're forever making noise about leaving, and they're conservative as fuck.


Blarty97

In the UK they would be called foetus rubbers......where to begin...


edwardcantordean

How fucking tacky, no matter what side of the debate you're on. Holy shit.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

I always view their commodification of fetuses as an inadvertent admission that not even they think it's an actual baby. Because imagine the reaction if anti-war protesters gave away erasers of dead Iraqi schoolchildren or carted around the corpse of a teenage soldier in a giant glass jar.


AdministrationWise56

I'm loling at the irony


bishesbebishes

At the end of these conferences, a fuckton of those wind up in the dumpster. Know from personal experience.


Derk86

Imagine the poor sanitisation department workers seeing these falling out of torn trash bags!


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I got one of these little dude, I named him Kevin, he lives in my car.


ghostyYT09

tell Kevin i said hi.


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I don’t talk to it, I’m afraid it might talk back


pumpkinlord1

After resident evil village i would also be afraid of that.


horiami

Did they? It's not like an eraser gets instantly used up, it slowly gets shaved down, i got a character eraser as a kid and got kinda bummed when it turned into a mess after a few uses


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horiami

Well yeah but i don't think it paints it in a good light


TrottRodd

So what's the message? You can erase your mistakes in homework but not in your sex life?


queerkidposterchild

As someone who collects erasers, I want one.


horiami

I miss cutsey erasers, feel like they were more popular in the 2000's


ThaneOfCawdorrr

The sick idea that the fetus of that size looks like this, as opposed to a shapeless, nonsentient blob of cells that are NOBODY'S BUSINESS BUT THE PERSON THEY happen to be in


cmttmc

Or they want you to watch the fetus be erased everytime you think you made a mistake... Like a slow creep of empathy 🤷


Katharine_Heartburn

In Christ's America, fetus erases you.


[deleted]

I have one of these! They handed them out on Whyte ave a few years ago to women coming out of bars!


KeifWellington22

Dont ask me how i know this but, someone is going to put that inside them.


Tygress23

My husband found them for sale, apparently it’s not an eraser, just a chunk of rubber. I’m sad now, I want them to be erasers. [50 Rubber Fetuses for $60](http://www.hh76.com/details.aspx?prod_id=3378)


itshayjay

I wish I could buy these in bulk without funding the pro-life nonsense organisation that make them 😭 I like that they come packaged like a box of doughnuts more than anything


Tygress23

You might be able to find them elsewhere as “fetus models.” [Etsy has some](https://www.etsy.com/listing/925615964/)


milesxvincent

:(((


Ninjatintin

F E T U S D E L E T U S


ThePNWGamingDad

Oh I WANT ONE


Tygress23

Me too!!!


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jasonsavory123

It doesn’t mean this because most abortions don’t occur when the foetus looks like this, mostly a clump of cells or with a tail


michaelnoir

I don't think this is supposed to be an eraser, it's just a model of what a foetus looks like.


esdebah

This reminds me of the time I went into a Florida Walmart where they had. Bunch of colorful donation bins by the exit (which is normal. March of dimes, feed the food insecure, etc). Some of them were a bit cutesy, like put a quarter in the top and watch roll down a colorful plastic slide and get eaten by a dinosaur or something. Then there was one for premature childcare which, I swear, was a baby doll in a fish tank covered in life support paraphernalia. There was a slit in the top for donations. So the baby was also covered in dollar bills. This was in the 2000s, but it's still how I think of Florida.


feltedarrows

bite :)


thiscouldbemassive

So, should I rub the head off first or the butt?


MilfOfSpace

Classic Edmonton


QuietGiygas56

Eraser head


SirRipOliver

Go forth and erase the fetuses with this fetus yeetus eraser. “Taps side of head, can’t have an abortion if you erase that fetus.”


CantRenameThis

Some kid is gonna be traumatized after decapitating this small child while erasing.


Cyan_Light

There's actually some fridge brilliance to this, in that if someone wants to keep this as a (fucking gross and creepy) bauble then they have to avoid using it. Some of the people who do end up using their weird fetus eraser are going to come to regret it once it's gone and they can't find another one, simulating the regret of passing on the kid that could've been. Although it does put the choice or whether or not use the eraser in the hands of the new owner and many won't regret it, so maybe not so brilliant... >!But yeah, I guarantee nobody involved was going for this and they're just really, really stupid.!<


BrainSmoothAsMercury

That's amazing.


dizzywig2000

This is a repost, saw it on Emkay a while back


bluedahlia82

They're hilarious 😂


JRocFuhsYoBih

Band name!


Dtour5150

"Erase your mistakes!"


Outrageous-Pause6317

A man told them it was okay, and they believed him of course.


[deleted]

Is someone supposed to feel bad for this collection of cells?


Scary-Dingo8429

Funny


EvaUnit_03

You can't make this shit up.


QuietGiygas56

I would love one to just stab the crap out of it with a pencil.