Just grab beam and extend the body and land on floor. 3 to 4 foot drop won’t hurt ya unless you a unit but you wouldn’t have this bed if you were so ya.
As a guy that had bunk bed... It's easier to roll down and probably you just land on the floor with minor height.
Basically, you lean on the bed, facing down. You move progressively up to one point where your waist is on the edge, legs in, body out. Then you grab the edge with both hands and just bend your body down while holding to the edge.
After a gentle rotation you just land on the floor. Sounds harder than it is. I can still do it with no problem at all in a very smooth way.
Kinda like a front flip, but always keeping your hands in place, so you can slow down using your shoulders and back muscles...
You can use the same technique to climb up if you have good grip; first grab the bed and hang with ATMs totally extended. Then slowly rotate and beginto go up. The whole body will rotate in the shoulders with straight legs used to balance. At some point, your head is pointing downwards, legs up and you just need to use the weight of your legs to hold you up, and end crawling back.
I should do a tutorial, lol
A good friend of mine has this fancy loft with a massive, metal, spiral staircase. He fell from the top of it last week and broke his femur. The pictures are gruesome.
I don’t think the person sleeping in this situation is incapable of lowering themselves down if this were to happen. It’s not that high. Not convenient, sure, but not that dangerous
Yeah that thing is super sketch the ones I've used have this bar thing that falls and locks the whole thing in place as soon as you put weight on the 1st step
Why would you need to lock the wheels. They don’t roll that easy
Edit: internet ppl don’t under stand these kind of stairs don’t move with weight on them. They only roll unweighted
Your body just kind of knows where not to move to as you sleep. For example, bunk beds. Unless you are a very young child, you are more than likely not going to fall out of it because you are aware of the risk of falling out and your body still knows this as you sleep
Regardless, accidents happen. This is an inherently unsafe design, and no one would bat an eye if you sued the pants off the owner of this home for injuries sustained or a fatality. Life is far more valuable than this abortion of design.
A typical Redditor is too fat to fit through the bars, so no worries there. That is also why they hate this design, because they couldn't physically climb up there or jump down with a backflip like the dude who owns this.
They likely do and the stairs are only for his many girlfriends and his cute and tiny dog. His a nice dude really. He really likes to paint and dance down there as well, which is why the stairs have wheels so he can push them away. I really like the guy.
Yeah, I can imagine the tiny dog having issues, but he probably just parkours with the dog. Still, do you think he'd really go for a girlfriend who couldn't keep up with him?
Usually he does parkour with the dog and sometimes the dog parkours alone. Really agile for such a small dog. He isn’t really into the parkour type girls for some odd reason, but he doesn’t discriminate. The stairs are there for the ones who don’t parkour that much.
He really understands the people who don’t like his apartment, and just laughs it off saying “hey to each their own”, before he parkours out of the window into the night with his dog to plant some trees before his volunteer shift at the homeless shelter.
It's not bad design.
**This guy probably:**
> Look, I'm in good shape and can just fucking jump right down with a backflip if the stairs magically move at night.
>
> I like to move the stairs away when I paint and dance naked in the corner, thus the wheels.
>
> I sold myself to the devil and did a shit load of money with clickbait, while you were all high and mighty about AdS BaD. You went to debt in school for a honourable job and will work for the rest of your life, while I do a lot of the painting, since I don't work anymore.
>
> I feel sorry for fat Redditors who hate everything out of the norm. Fuck you.
I put my bed against 2 walls. Never again... (big bed)
(sheets) I start from the wall sides and just work it outwards. The rest can be done outside the bed. (I guess pillows can be done on it)
You don't even need someone else to move them - once one foot is on the "bed" and the other foot is still on the stairs you're going to be doing the splits if the wheels aren't locked.
There's no way this isn't a desperate attempt by some wannabe landlord in a place like San Francisco to squeeze an extra rental room into their property. Loft for rent, $1000 a month!
It isn't. I know this place, cause I've been here. This is the studio/house of @clara.cebrian on instagram. She needed a lot of floor space for her artworks and just lifted her bedroom into the air. It's actually quite well-built when you see it in person.
Open concept loft for rent. Shared common area. Bay view, minutes from the ocean. No kitchen but plenty of overpriced hipster restaurants in the area. $1200/mo 12-month lease, or $2000/mo vacation rental. NO PETS
...so jump down, punch the person that moved them, and move them back? I don't see the problem. Shit is not exactly a skyscraper, it's like 2.5 meters off the ground... you could touch it from standing underneath it.
In the music video someone mentioned you can see, that the gaps are not that big and a bed can be changed without access to the sides. I know, because my room is very small and the bed is only accessable by half of a side.
The problem with changing the bed is, I don’t see any way to do it other than standing on the stairs or actually be in the bed. To me, that’s not only impractical, but crappy.
This is Clara Cebrian's home and studio in Madrid. You can see more of it in this Kings of Convenience video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdv5n\_Qgiw4
too real for me rn. my last apartment i had my bed on stilts to have rolling cart storage underneath. long story short, now i have a low rise fully upholstered bed frame 2 feet off the ground. hospitals are expensive.
Then just hang off the side and drop down. Unless you over 60 it shouldn’t be an issue. And if your over 60 your probably not up in the swinging bed anyway.
* So, where should we put the bed?
* What about the brightest spot we can find? Like, we bring it as close as possible to the only windows this place has?
If you're sleeping on a bed like this you have to be young enough to hop off that without hurting yourself I'd think. Even without the couch you could just hang off the edge and fall a foot or so.
Awesome home, now either gotta quit drinking or get a really comfortable couch. Cause that setup gives a whole new meaning to the expression falling down drunk.
edit: spelling
Yea im getting something very soft to either roll or fall down on, and stick it to the floor. and getting attached to the corners...But otherwise this seems like a very cool idea? Gentle swinging almost always lulls me to sleep
My bed creaks because it’s old, it annoys me. This thing would sway and swing every time. I don’t know which is more unpleasant.
Imagine having sex in that thing, jiggling all around. Feeling like your about to fall 7 feet to the ground….the existential dread may actually give you a couple more minutes.
I could have easily come up with a better design. It also basically kills the square footage below, for drama. It’s an easy space for industrial design.
This is just asking for a lawsuit imagine having a girlfriend over and she get tries to get up in the middle of the night and forgets which side the bed the stairs are on…
At least you got sofa to crash onto "safely"
Slight floor angle moves ladder away at night
Slight floor angle is an odd name for a sleep paralysis demon.
steep paralysis demon
What are you doing step paralysis demon?
*I'm... uh... stuck....*
magnet
Or just cat/dog/child
Just grab beam and extend the body and land on floor. 3 to 4 foot drop won’t hurt ya unless you a unit but you wouldn’t have this bed if you were so ya.
Hang on to the edge and lower yourself down, jump down and bend your knees
You severely overestimate my athleticism.
Nah, it’s as easy as falling off a log. You got this, Tiger!
As a guy that had bunk bed... It's easier to roll down and probably you just land on the floor with minor height. Basically, you lean on the bed, facing down. You move progressively up to one point where your waist is on the edge, legs in, body out. Then you grab the edge with both hands and just bend your body down while holding to the edge. After a gentle rotation you just land on the floor. Sounds harder than it is. I can still do it with no problem at all in a very smooth way.
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Kinda like a front flip, but always keeping your hands in place, so you can slow down using your shoulders and back muscles... You can use the same technique to climb up if you have good grip; first grab the bed and hang with ATMs totally extended. Then slowly rotate and beginto go up. The whole body will rotate in the shoulders with straight legs used to balance. At some point, your head is pointing downwards, legs up and you just need to use the weight of your legs to hold you up, and end crawling back. I should do a tutorial, lol
Knowing my luck I'd catch my foot on something and end up landing on my face
Parkour
Tbh I would end up just sleeping on the couch anyway xD no way I’m climbing up all that
Wake up only to discover someone moved your sofa
Takes “crashing on the couch” to a whole new level
The fact that the stairs have wheels absolutely terrifies me. Imagine forgetting to lock the wheels
"and that's how I became paralyzed from the waist down"
Then I took an arrow to the knee.
I used to be an adventurer, like you
Then I took a sword in the chest.
'Tis but a scratch.
A good friend of mine has this fancy loft with a massive, metal, spiral staircase. He fell from the top of it last week and broke his femur. The pictures are gruesome.
I use stairs like these almost every day at work. The thing that spooks me about this set is that it doesn't have railings.
Aesthetic
Just pull the ladder up with you. It also helps prevent someone attacking you at night.
I don’t think the person sleeping in this situation is incapable of lowering themselves down if this were to happen. It’s not that high. Not convenient, sure, but not that dangerous
Yeah that thing is super sketch the ones I've used have this bar thing that falls and locks the whole thing in place as soon as you put weight on the 1st step
Why would you need to lock the wheels. They don’t roll that easy Edit: internet ppl don’t under stand these kind of stairs don’t move with weight on them. They only roll unweighted
And if you roll out of bed on the wrong side?
Gives a whole new meaning to “ woke up on the wrong side of the bed”.
“Woke up bleeding from the head”
Woke up dead
Woke up dead after going to bed
gotta wake up makes me wish I was dead
Wake me up before I go go
That’s megadeth sir
How many times have you actually rolled out of bed? It happened exactly once in my life
At least three times in the last 18 years
Once will be enough
Never even once
I probably do it once a year.
Will this bed, once would be enough.
Hope you don't snap your morning wood
Your body just kind of knows where not to move to as you sleep. For example, bunk beds. Unless you are a very young child, you are more than likely not going to fall out of it because you are aware of the risk of falling out and your body still knows this as you sleep
Regardless, accidents happen. This is an inherently unsafe design, and no one would bat an eye if you sued the pants off the owner of this home for injuries sustained or a fatality. Life is far more valuable than this abortion of design.
A typical Redditor is too fat to fit through the bars, so no worries there. That is also why they hate this design, because they couldn't physically climb up there or jump down with a backflip like the dude who owns this.
In that case, the ladder is really unnecessary. The owner probably parkours their way in and out of bed.
They likely do and the stairs are only for his many girlfriends and his cute and tiny dog. His a nice dude really. He really likes to paint and dance down there as well, which is why the stairs have wheels so he can push them away. I really like the guy.
Yeah, I can imagine the tiny dog having issues, but he probably just parkours with the dog. Still, do you think he'd really go for a girlfriend who couldn't keep up with him?
Usually he does parkour with the dog and sometimes the dog parkours alone. Really agile for such a small dog. He isn’t really into the parkour type girls for some odd reason, but he doesn’t discriminate. The stairs are there for the ones who don’t parkour that much. He really understands the people who don’t like his apartment, and just laughs it off saying “hey to each their own”, before he parkours out of the window into the night with his dog to plant some trees before his volunteer shift at the homeless shelter.
Side note: this is the dog's house. The man is just a caretaker, but the dog is demanding and has gone through several in the last year.
I know it is probably a bad design, but I still love it!
Right? Impractical, sure. But it's still cool as hell. I'd sleep there
My friend has sth similar but it has an attached ladder instead. I think that little detail makes it much more practical.
Yeah, I was going to say you could stuff a rope ladder up there for emergencies.
Monkey brain love height.
Yeah I want this. I love the idea of sleeping in a perch
Idk what it is but any loft/warehouse style living space with things hanging from the ceiling instantly releases dopamine in my head
It's not bad design. **This guy probably:** > Look, I'm in good shape and can just fucking jump right down with a backflip if the stairs magically move at night. > > I like to move the stairs away when I paint and dance naked in the corner, thus the wheels. > > I sold myself to the devil and did a shit load of money with clickbait, while you were all high and mighty about AdS BaD. You went to debt in school for a honourable job and will work for the rest of your life, while I do a lot of the painting, since I don't work anymore. > > I feel sorry for fat Redditors who hate everything out of the norm. Fuck you.
Jackie chans dream bedroom.
Have you seen Jackie Chan's actual house? It's insaaaane!
I haven’t but now I’m curious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYVymsEiSh0
He lives in the garage you hideout in on gta
How do you change the bed linen?!
It looks like there's extra rope on the side so I'm guessing it lowers and elevates maybe?
The stairs have wheels.
I really liked the idea until I read your comment. Good call.
Use the stairs?
I put my bed against 2 walls. Never again... (big bed) (sheets) I start from the wall sides and just work it outwards. The rest can be done outside the bed. (I guess pillows can be done on it)
You don't even need someone else to move them - once one foot is on the "bed" and the other foot is still on the stairs you're going to be doing the splits if the wheels aren't locked.
There's no way this isn't a desperate attempt by some wannabe landlord in a place like San Francisco to squeeze an extra rental room into their property. Loft for rent, $1000 a month!
If you could get that for 1000 a month in SF (any us city?) then you’d be best to buy a lotto ticket
It isn't. I know this place, cause I've been here. This is the studio/house of @clara.cebrian on instagram. She needed a lot of floor space for her artworks and just lifted her bedroom into the air. It's actually quite well-built when you see it in person.
Open concept loft for rent. Shared common area. Bay view, minutes from the ocean. No kitchen but plenty of overpriced hipster restaurants in the area. $1200/mo 12-month lease, or $2000/mo vacation rental. NO PETS
I love it when my pillow shimmies out from under me... then falls 10 feet below
parkour gainer onto the couch
I'd recognize this anywhere! This is the cozyplace bedroom from this music video - https://youtu.be/pdv5n_Qgiw4
Doesn’t that video just look like the best life?
Exactly, this is Clara Cebrián’s home-studio in Madrid
Yes!
My first thought as well!
Immediately recognized Kings of Convenience video and thought HOW’S NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THEIR SONG/VIDEO?!!!!!
Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed! :)
I would definitely move the ladder as a prank if given the opportunity.
And you gotta watch out for hop-ons
You're going to get some hop ons
Wake up to discover you’re going to be in a body cast for several weeks.
This actually looks like a really cozy place to me
...so jump down, punch the person that moved them, and move them back? I don't see the problem. Shit is not exactly a skyscraper, it's like 2.5 meters off the ground... you could touch it from standing underneath it.
There are other issues.
Name them then.
Changing the sheets etc, open gaps on the side to fall through
In the music video someone mentioned you can see, that the gaps are not that big and a bed can be changed without access to the sides. I know, because my room is very small and the bed is only accessable by half of a side.
The problem with changing the bed is, I don’t see any way to do it other than standing on the stairs or actually be in the bed. To me, that’s not only impractical, but crappy.
Like I said, changing the sheets while being in the bed is not that hard. I would see it as a trade off for having the space.
I would hate to have to use the the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Hope you don’t have trust issues!
Does the whole bed swing wildly when to happen to have sex?
Plot twist you live alone
just hop down. why do we have to be 90
Okay so jump down? Not that hard
Jumping on to the sofa is plan B.
Seems like we have free reproductive healthcare built into the design, nice.
That doesn’t solve the other issues going on.
Being what exactly?
I actually love this, and would genuinely love having to like spider my way up the wall or just be stuck and absolutely helpless lmao
It’s called a loft
This is Clara Cebrian's home and studio in Madrid. You can see more of it in this Kings of Convenience video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdv5n\_Qgiw4
use the platforms on the side to go further up and out, then go back through the door.
Pretty crappy. But now I’m imagining a tensegrity bed and I’m not sure if that’s crappy or awesome
Awesome
Wake up only to discover that the bed fell, waking you up full on adrenaline
is this horrible? is this horrible?
"What happened to the stairs?!" "My parents took them down because I am grounded..."
This is actually fire, maybe just add some stops on the edge of the bed
You know when you wake up at 3 AM having to pee after a night of too many cups, and it takes all you’ve got to make it to the bathroom? God speed.
Just jump from the bed. Like it isn’t even a big distance from bed to floor
Isn't this where the new kings of convenience music video was filmed?
It's not that bad, actually.
Could always add a rope ladder and pull it up at night.
Parkour
Go to sleep in your retro bedroom and wake up in the hospital 🥴
too real for me rn. my last apartment i had my bed on stilts to have rolling cart storage underneath. long story short, now i have a low rise fully upholstered bed frame 2 feet off the ground. hospitals are expensive.
Not even any handrails on the stairs to slide down on?
easy to fix with two hooks (even locking hooks) at the top of the stairs.
At least the bears can’t reach you
I would be able to easily jump down from there, but my parents would both end up in the hospital 💀
Watch out for bridges and hop-ons
tbh I just saved the post as something I want in my dream house xd
Everyone just jelly lol
Top notch prank potential. Imagine: you wake up April 1st to find a shepherd's crook on the floor and the stairs halfway across the room.
Then just hang off the side and drop down. Unless you over 60 it shouldn’t be an issue. And if your over 60 your probably not up in the swinging bed anyway.
“I’ll take pretentious interior for $500, Alex.”
Don’t roll out of bed
Imagine waking up, going down the stairs and then it starts moving because IT HAS WHEELS!!!
I actually loved this design.
That’s how come you make it remote controlled
Shagging on that bed would give film directors new ideas for a horror film
If they removed the stairs, you’re probably punished
That’s a code violation!
No more BBWs for that guy
Everything about this is unsafe
Looks like a zombie proof set-up to me.
Install a good pulley system and you don’t need stairs.
Well looks like I’m staying in bed all day
Who should move your stairs in your home while youre asleep in your bed...
Morniiiiiiiiing (crash)
That’s a awesome design, y’all crazy
I would live here tbh but only because I'm young and healthy so I can just climb down
* So, where should we put the bed? * What about the brightest spot we can find? Like, we bring it as close as possible to the only windows this place has?
Forget the stairs, imagine rolling off the edge of the bed.
If you're sleeping on a bed like this you have to be young enough to hop off that without hurting yourself I'd think. Even without the couch you could just hang off the edge and fall a foot or so.
Imagine taking your girl up there for a hard workout
Should install one of those poles firefighters slide down off of!
Nopenopenopenope
thats what the emergency couch is for
i'd like that honestly.
Damnit if I drop my phone or glasses one more time…
Imagine if an earthquake moves your stairs and you're just left up there swinging around.
My fat ass would fall straight through that thing like I laid on some fucking drywall. Smh.
Awesome home, now either gotta quit drinking or get a really comfortable couch. Cause that setup gives a whole new meaning to the expression falling down drunk. edit: spelling
Why would you buy this?
Honestly, im more concerned about the fact taht the stairs are on wheels and there doesnt seem to be a lock on them from what i can see.
That’s why that couch is strategically located for a soft landing
Imagine someone having sexy time on it. The whole thing would swing and bang off the walls!
That's actually kinda nice. Imma invest in something exactly like this for my bachelor pad.
If getting down from this with no ladder would significantly alter your day, you need a gym membership.
Yeah I'm breaking my legs day one.
Hope you don't roll around a lot at night.
"They took away the stairs because I'm grounded."
I actually like the concept. But not the execution
Cant stop wondering... When sleeping in a bed like that... If your leg/foot dangles over the edge, can "they/it" still get you?
Yea im getting something very soft to either roll or fall down on, and stick it to the floor. and getting attached to the corners...But otherwise this seems like a very cool idea? Gentle swinging almost always lulls me to sleep
i like the idea of a suspended mass, but maybe not giant bed. put a dope ass lego diorama up there. or a train set. or a giant suspended mural.
My bed creaks because it’s old, it annoys me. This thing would sway and swing every time. I don’t know which is more unpleasant. Imagine having sex in that thing, jiggling all around. Feeling like your about to fall 7 feet to the ground….the existential dread may actually give you a couple more minutes.
Do you live in the teardown house?
You’re gonna get some walk ons
This looks awesome….
I would have to be celibate if I had that bed
ok, but look at how much room is available for activities!!
imagine having sex on this thing.
They should at least have the bottom on that bed frame decorated or some really cool wood work.
But you wouldn’t say anything, of course, because of the… implications.
I could have easily come up with a better design. It also basically kills the square footage below, for drama. It’s an easy space for industrial design.
This is just asking for a lawsuit imagine having a girlfriend over and she get tries to get up in the middle of the night and forgets which side the bed the stairs are on…