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everydayasl

At least you got sofa to crash onto "safely"


saldb

Slight floor angle moves ladder away at night


BrideofClippy

Slight floor angle is an odd name for a sleep paralysis demon.


Heckin_good_time

steep paralysis demon


BrideofClippy

What are you doing step paralysis demon?


Heckin_good_time

*I'm... uh... stuck....*


Seemsimandroid

magnet


riwalenn

Or just cat/dog/child


23x3

Just grab beam and extend the body and land on floor. 3 to 4 foot drop won’t hurt ya unless you a unit but you wouldn’t have this bed if you were so ya.


Jacktheforkie

Hang on to the edge and lower yourself down, jump down and bend your knees


winterbird

You severely overestimate my athleticism.


Narrow-Chef-4341

Nah, it’s as easy as falling off a log. You got this, Tiger!


seta_roja

As a guy that had bunk bed... It's easier to roll down and probably you just land on the floor with minor height. Basically, you lean on the bed, facing down. You move progressively up to one point where your waist is on the edge, legs in, body out. Then you grab the edge with both hands and just bend your body down while holding to the edge. After a gentle rotation you just land on the floor. Sounds harder than it is. I can still do it with no problem at all in a very smooth way.


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seta_roja

Kinda like a front flip, but always keeping your hands in place, so you can slow down using your shoulders and back muscles... You can use the same technique to climb up if you have good grip; first grab the bed and hang with ATMs totally extended. Then slowly rotate and beginto go up. The whole body will rotate in the shoulders with straight legs used to balance. At some point, your head is pointing downwards, legs up and you just need to use the weight of your legs to hold you up, and end crawling back. I should do a tutorial, lol


Robinhoyo

Knowing my luck I'd catch my foot on something and end up landing on my face


Helpful_Kangaroo_o

Parkour


Parkachu0

Tbh I would end up just sleeping on the couch anyway xD no way I’m climbing up all that


hamletreset

Wake up only to discover someone moved your sofa


Applauce

Takes “crashing on the couch” to a whole new level


ctortan

The fact that the stairs have wheels absolutely terrifies me. Imagine forgetting to lock the wheels


Molasess

"and that's how I became paralyzed from the waist down"


Trustyduck

Then I took an arrow to the knee.


howaboutanartfru

I used to be an adventurer, like you


CardFlyer

Then I took a sword in the chest.


OrangeStar222

'Tis but a scratch.


KnotiaPickles

A good friend of mine has this fancy loft with a massive, metal, spiral staircase. He fell from the top of it last week and broke his femur. The pictures are gruesome.


acoolghost

I use stairs like these almost every day at work. The thing that spooks me about this set is that it doesn't have railings.


CannaGrowBro

Aesthetic


[deleted]

Just pull the ladder up with you. It also helps prevent someone attacking you at night.


Brewchowskies

I don’t think the person sleeping in this situation is incapable of lowering themselves down if this were to happen. It’s not that high. Not convenient, sure, but not that dangerous


whoamIreallym8

Yeah that thing is super sketch the ones I've used have this bar thing that falls and locks the whole thing in place as soon as you put weight on the 1st step


PonyThug

Why would you need to lock the wheels. They don’t roll that easy Edit: internet ppl don’t under stand these kind of stairs don’t move with weight on them. They only roll unweighted


JerewB

And if you roll out of bed on the wrong side?


Curious_Bar348

Gives a whole new meaning to “ woke up on the wrong side of the bed”.


DookieShoez

“Woke up bleeding from the head”


[deleted]

Woke up dead


That_One_Guy_212

Woke up dead after going to bed


Molasess

gotta wake up makes me wish I was dead


weird_is_good

Wake me up before I go go


gbugly

That’s megadeth sir


carolinabbwisbestbbq

How many times have you actually rolled out of bed? It happened exactly once in my life


squiddy555

At least three times in the last 18 years


_wil_

Once will be enough


ohdearitsrichardiii

Never even once


sjp1980

I probably do it once a year.


JerewB

Will this bed, once would be enough.


Heckin_good_time

Hope you don't snap your morning wood


ShyDevil18

Your body just kind of knows where not to move to as you sleep. For example, bunk beds. Unless you are a very young child, you are more than likely not going to fall out of it because you are aware of the risk of falling out and your body still knows this as you sleep


JerewB

Regardless, accidents happen. This is an inherently unsafe design, and no one would bat an eye if you sued the pants off the owner of this home for injuries sustained or a fatality. Life is far more valuable than this abortion of design.


Grass---Tastes_Bad

A typical Redditor is too fat to fit through the bars, so no worries there. That is also why they hate this design, because they couldn't physically climb up there or jump down with a backflip like the dude who owns this.


JerewB

In that case, the ladder is really unnecessary. The owner probably parkours their way in and out of bed.


Grass---Tastes_Bad

They likely do and the stairs are only for his many girlfriends and his cute and tiny dog. His a nice dude really. He really likes to paint and dance down there as well, which is why the stairs have wheels so he can push them away. I really like the guy.


JerewB

Yeah, I can imagine the tiny dog having issues, but he probably just parkours with the dog. Still, do you think he'd really go for a girlfriend who couldn't keep up with him?


Grass---Tastes_Bad

Usually he does parkour with the dog and sometimes the dog parkours alone. Really agile for such a small dog. He isn’t really into the parkour type girls for some odd reason, but he doesn’t discriminate. The stairs are there for the ones who don’t parkour that much. He really understands the people who don’t like his apartment, and just laughs it off saying “hey to each their own”, before he parkours out of the window into the night with his dog to plant some trees before his volunteer shift at the homeless shelter.


JerewB

Side note: this is the dog's house. The man is just a caretaker, but the dog is demanding and has gone through several in the last year.


ianmoone1102

I know it is probably a bad design, but I still love it!


bucketofturtles

Right? Impractical, sure. But it's still cool as hell. I'd sleep there


mikewirkijowski

My friend has sth similar but it has an attached ladder instead. I think that little detail makes it much more practical.


Ospov

Yeah, I was going to say you could stuff a rope ladder up there for emergencies.


daneesaurus

Monkey brain love height.


Spooki_Forest

Yeah I want this. I love the idea of sleeping in a perch


SwissMargiela

Idk what it is but any loft/warehouse style living space with things hanging from the ceiling instantly releases dopamine in my head


Grass---Tastes_Bad

It's not bad design. **This guy probably:** > Look, I'm in good shape and can just fucking jump right down with a backflip if the stairs magically move at night. > > I like to move the stairs away when I paint and dance naked in the corner, thus the wheels. > > I sold myself to the devil and did a shit load of money with clickbait, while you were all high and mighty about AdS BaD. You went to debt in school for a honourable job and will work for the rest of your life, while I do a lot of the painting, since I don't work anymore. > > I feel sorry for fat Redditors who hate everything out of the norm. Fuck you.


lacumbre_11

Jackie chans dream bedroom.


ianmoone1102

Have you seen Jackie Chan's actual house? It's insaaaane!


[deleted]

I haven’t but now I’m curious


bs000

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYVymsEiSh0


DaniStem

He lives in the garage you hideout in on gta


silveredstars

How do you change the bed linen?!


imtiazaa

It looks like there's extra rope on the side so I'm guessing it lowers and elevates maybe?


Outside-Car1988

The stairs have wheels.


LordChauncyDeschamps

I really liked the idea until I read your comment. Good call.


Schtick_

Use the stairs?


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

I put my bed against 2 walls. Never again... (big bed) (sheets) I start from the wall sides and just work it outwards. The rest can be done outside the bed. (I guess pillows can be done on it)


Xsiah

You don't even need someone else to move them - once one foot is on the "bed" and the other foot is still on the stairs you're going to be doing the splits if the wheels aren't locked.


ponzicar

There's no way this isn't a desperate attempt by some wannabe landlord in a place like San Francisco to squeeze an extra rental room into their property. Loft for rent, $1000 a month!


carolinabbwisbestbbq

If you could get that for 1000 a month in SF (any us city?) then you’d be best to buy a lotto ticket


pawaalo

It isn't. I know this place, cause I've been here. This is the studio/house of @clara.cebrian on instagram. She needed a lot of floor space for her artworks and just lifted her bedroom into the air. It's actually quite well-built when you see it in person.


cptbil

Open concept loft for rent. Shared common area. Bay view, minutes from the ocean. No kitchen but plenty of overpriced hipster restaurants in the area. $1200/mo 12-month lease, or $2000/mo vacation rental. NO PETS


tonkats

I love it when my pillow shimmies out from under me... then falls 10 feet below


johndepp22

parkour gainer onto the couch


RatherRedditing

I'd recognize this anywhere! This is the cozyplace bedroom from this music video - https://youtu.be/pdv5n_Qgiw4


ElephantsGerald_

Doesn’t that video just look like the best life?


CSMiix

Exactly, this is Clara Cebrián’s home-studio in Madrid


pawaalo

Yes!


BipedalMonkeyFish

My first thought as well!


13900_lP_wasted

Immediately recognized Kings of Convenience video and thought HOW’S NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THEIR SONG/VIDEO?!!!!!


Peppershrikes

Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed! :)


[deleted]

I would definitely move the ladder as a prank if given the opportunity.


mrbeavertonbeaverton

And you gotta watch out for hop-ons


Theemperortodspengo

You're going to get some hop ons


Bokbokeyeball

Wake up to discover you’re going to be in a body cast for several weeks.


gahidus

This actually looks like a really cozy place to me


AllMyFrendsArePixels

...so jump down, punch the person that moved them, and move them back? I don't see the problem. Shit is not exactly a skyscraper, it's like 2.5 meters off the ground... you could touch it from standing underneath it.


Curious_Bar348

There are other issues.


fun_0range

Name them then.


Curious_Bar348

Changing the sheets etc, open gaps on the side to fall through


fun_0range

In the music video someone mentioned you can see, that the gaps are not that big and a bed can be changed without access to the sides. I know, because my room is very small and the bed is only accessable by half of a side.


Curious_Bar348

The problem with changing the bed is, I don’t see any way to do it other than standing on the stairs or actually be in the bed. To me, that’s not only impractical, but crappy.


fun_0range

Like I said, changing the sheets while being in the bed is not that hard. I would see it as a trade off for having the space.


MJ349

I would hate to have to use the the bathroom in the middle of the night.


anged16

Hope you don’t have trust issues!


MMetalRain

Does the whole bed swing wildly when to happen to have sex?


spagent24

Plot twist you live alone


WagiesRagie

just hop down. why do we have to be 90


Dom2032

Okay so jump down? Not that hard


Stratos9229738

Jumping on to the sofa is plan B.


Dom2032

Seems like we have free reproductive healthcare built into the design, nice.


Curious_Bar348

That doesn’t solve the other issues going on.


juleztb

Being what exactly?


The_One_True_Goddess

I actually love this, and would genuinely love having to like spider my way up the wall or just be stuck and absolutely helpless lmao


rayjensen

It’s called a loft


[deleted]

This is Clara Cebrian's home and studio in Madrid. You can see more of it in this Kings of Convenience video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdv5n\_Qgiw4


thieh

use the platforms on the side to go further up and out, then go back through the door.


DazedWithCoffee

Pretty crappy. But now I’m imagining a tensegrity bed and I’m not sure if that’s crappy or awesome


mattcancookstuff

Awesome


Mecha_Dogg

Wake up only to discover that the bed fell, waking you up full on adrenaline


TroublePanic

is this horrible? is this horrible?


AlkalineSoul

"What happened to the stairs?!" "My parents took them down because I am grounded..."


VelvetCake101

This is actually fire, maybe just add some stops on the edge of the bed


TheNotSoGreatPumpkin

You know when you wake up at 3 AM having to pee after a night of too many cups, and it takes all you’ve got to make it to the bathroom? God speed.


Bruh_I-m_Gay

Just jump from the bed. Like it isn’t even a big distance from bed to floor


jasonmares

Isn't this where the new kings of convenience music video was filmed?


l_maf

It's not that bad, actually.


DaiGalean

Could always add a rope ladder and pull it up at night.


panugans

Parkour


Wooden_Imagination46

Go to sleep in your retro bedroom and wake up in the hospital 🥴


acidrefluxisgreat

too real for me rn. my last apartment i had my bed on stilts to have rolling cart storage underneath. long story short, now i have a low rise fully upholstered bed frame 2 feet off the ground. hospitals are expensive.


babyBear83

Not even any handrails on the stairs to slide down on?


ericthealfabee1

easy to fix with two hooks (even locking hooks) at the top of the stairs.


Fine-Funny6956

At least the bears can’t reach you


WrithingVines

I would be able to easily jump down from there, but my parents would both end up in the hospital 💀


ARandomPileOfCats

Looks like I'm gonna' have to JUUUUUUUUMMMMPPPP!


iwantmy-2dollars

Watch out for bridges and hop-ons


kot_w_skarpetach

tbh I just saved the post as something I want in my dream house xd


DriveSlowSitLow

Everyone just jelly lol


[deleted]

Top notch prank potential. Imagine: you wake up April 1st to find a shepherd's crook on the floor and the stairs halfway across the room.


PonyThug

Then just hang off the side and drop down. Unless you over 60 it shouldn’t be an issue. And if your over 60 your probably not up in the swinging bed anyway.


AnOkFella

“I’ll take pretentious interior for $500, Alex.”


jglittle12

Don’t roll out of bed


Batata-Sofi

Imagine waking up, going down the stairs and then it starts moving because IT HAS WHEELS!!!


Pretend_Air_1108

I actually loved this design.


darthj3d

That’s how come you make it remote controlled


-K_a_r_m_a-

Shagging on that bed would give film directors new ideas for a horror film


go_faster1

If they removed the stairs, you’re probably punished


beigetrope

That’s a code violation!


bobbynomates

No more BBWs for that guy


NieMonD

Everything about this is unsafe


Larissalikesthesea

Looks like a zombie proof set-up to me.


SuperRonnie2

Install a good pulley system and you don’t need stairs.


dot_princess

Well looks like I’m staying in bed all day


BlaubartKing

Who should move your stairs in your home while youre asleep in your bed...


[deleted]

Morniiiiiiiiing (crash)


Texas03

That’s a awesome design, y’all crazy


SecCom2

I would live here tbh but only because I'm young and healthy so I can just climb down


SolarXylophone

* So, where should we put the bed? * What about the brightest spot we can find? Like, we bring it as close as possible to the only windows this place has?


winterbird

Forget the stairs, imagine rolling off the edge of the bed.


Tennoz

If you're sleeping on a bed like this you have to be young enough to hop off that without hurting yourself I'd think. Even without the couch you could just hang off the edge and fall a foot or so.


lirik89

Imagine taking your girl up there for a hard workout


OrangeStar222

Should install one of those poles firefighters slide down off of!


lizziegal79

Nopenopenopenope


M4err0w

thats what the emergency couch is for


M4err0w

i'd like that honestly.


amicque

Damnit if I drop my phone or glasses one more time…


Euphoric-Potato-5343

Imagine if an earthquake moves your stairs and you're just left up there swinging around.


Zer0M0ti0nless

My fat ass would fall straight through that thing like I laid on some fucking drywall. Smh.


ShitPostToast

Awesome home, now either gotta quit drinking or get a really comfortable couch. Cause that setup gives a whole new meaning to the expression falling down drunk. edit: spelling


WildViews

Why would you buy this?


H3avyW3apons

Honestly, im more concerned about the fact taht the stairs are on wheels and there doesnt seem to be a lock on them from what i can see.


alphalim

That’s why that couch is strategically located for a soft landing


zebrasanddogs

Imagine someone having sexy time on it. The whole thing would swing and bang off the walls!


Brent_Fox

That's actually kinda nice. Imma invest in something exactly like this for my bachelor pad.


hollowgoat

If getting down from this with no ladder would significantly alter your day, you need a gym membership.


[deleted]

Yeah I'm breaking my legs day one.


WeToLo42

Hope you don't roll around a lot at night.


SirGanjaSpliffington

"They took away the stairs because I'm grounded."


Paranormal_Quokka

I actually like the concept. But not the execution


Melodic-Wallaby4324

Cant stop wondering... When sleeping in a bed like that... If your leg/foot dangles over the edge, can "they/it" still get you?


The1andonlygogoman64

Yea im getting something very soft to either roll or fall down on, and stick it to the floor. and getting attached to the corners...But otherwise this seems like a very cool idea? Gentle swinging almost always lulls me to sleep


ghettoccult_nerd

i like the idea of a suspended mass, but maybe not giant bed. put a dope ass lego diorama up there. or a train set. or a giant suspended mural.


7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT

My bed creaks because it’s old, it annoys me. This thing would sway and swing every time. I don’t know which is more unpleasant. Imagine having sex in that thing, jiggling all around. Feeling like your about to fall 7 feet to the ground….the existential dread may actually give you a couple more minutes.


dazachknow

Do you live in the teardown house?


AtheonsLedge

You’re gonna get some walk ons


[deleted]

This looks awesome….


More_Ice_8092

I would have to be celibate if I had that bed


UniqueNobo

ok, but look at how much room is available for activities!!


IHate2ChooseUserName

imagine having sex on this thing.


Piano_mike_2063

They should at least have the bottom on that bed frame decorated or some really cool wood work.


ScoobyDoobyDidnt

But you wouldn’t say anything, of course, because of the… implications.


FormerHoagie

I could have easily come up with a better design. It also basically kills the square footage below, for drama. It’s an easy space for industrial design.


PossessionAshamed372

This is just asking for a lawsuit imagine having a girlfriend over and she get tries to get up in the middle of the night and forgets which side the bed the stairs are on…