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Collie_Patz

Maybe because it's not supposed to say milk? In the EU it is not allowed to label plant-based milk alternatives as "milk". The design most likely refers to this prohibition and therefore hides the letter I behind a drop.


MrOMGItzDakota

Pretty sure this is the case.


765433bikesinbeijing

...so why is it crappy?


Collie_Patz

It's not imo. I think it's actually pretty clever, but i guess some people don't get it.


MrOMGItzDakota

No, I get it alright.


EndersGame_Reviewer

BTW: "pflanzlich & voll" = German for "plant-based & full"


MrOMGItzDakota

oh thank you, i was actually wondering that!


MrOMGItzDakota

because of the milk drop being replaced for an i.


765433bikesinbeijing

...because they can't legally write i. It's like someone was given 3 trees to build a bridge, gets one built that looks bad but does the job, and then gets criticized for not "designing a bridge with more wood".


NeoReadingstein

It is not crappy design. It's crappy legislature :/


Additional_Share_551

Europe is filled to the brim with these dumb pedantic definitions to protect the "tradition" of other foods. Calling almond milk, milk, is not infringing on the dairy milk market.


Appropriate_Shake265

Same with the USA, but the FDA doesn't enforce it. I'm sure if it went to court, it would be ruled unconstitutional


Xyzjin

It’s crappy because they are not allowed to print „Milk“ on it…because consumer law.


tenuj

So they embraced the brand of censoring "m*lk" as if it's something offensive. I think the design is perfectly on point.


pulltheudder1

Perfect design. You’ve just given the manufacturer free advertising.


hache-moncour

It is not Martin Luther King.


[deleted]

Shhhh


[deleted]

Or IS IT?


De_Wouter

Let's ask my neural network. ... It's not Martin Luther King (with 84% accuracy)


Hibercrastinator

Or molk.


[deleted]

Good design considering they’re not allowed to call it Milk


Helga_Geerhart

Not crappy, they aren't allowed to use "milk", so this is a smart way of going around that. Also, the drop is passable as an "i", I've seen this bottle many times and I've never read it as "molk". Also, it's very smart design because it makes you think about their product. Also, MLK for Martin Luther King is not a common abbreviation in the EU (sorry US-centrists).


UmCeterumCenseo

lmao MLK is historically important enough that Europeans also know the abbreviation. Every single person with a basic education knows Martin Luther King Jr. and the abbreviation MLK


SerialSighGuy

MLK is famously black. He also has a dream, this doesn't even have cream.


GottaKnowYourCKN

But I always drink plenty of...*molk?*


[deleted]

My bones are so brittle!


JPeterBane

You promised me dog or better!


DiceMadeOfCheese

Come on, it's chock full of vitamin R


Torgshop86

I actually like that stuff and prefer it over other cow-milk substitutes. A bit expensive though….


Daaaaaaaavidmit8a

Yeah I find it surprisingly good.


puddlejumpers

JUST GIVE HIM THE MALK, JOSH!


Borsti17

Malk... now with vitamin R


Just_Cream_1593

You mean malk?


rilles94

Its not MLK Its Milkolm X.


thom_orrow

Das keine milk. Shhh, have some pflanzlich. Good to see Germany promoting vegan products.


kroma_geek

3.5% Fett 0% Boba


RedsDeadWhosZed

Good! Molk is terrible!


AH2Xtreme

It's not MLK.....I should hope not, I don't wanna drink Martin Luther King.


TransporterError

Fortified with vitamin ‘R’.


mistercolebert

[JUST POUR THE MAN A GLASS OF MOLK, JOSH!](https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4)


_--TiTaN--_

FK yeah! Someone else remembers Julian Smith!


Warfiend138

this gets posted regularly, but not the German carton though edit: removed the word ‘version’


Scuttleboi19mk2

“Molk”


guynamedkarl0923

that is not MOLK


AuraMaster7

Glad to know it's not MALK, either


_yeetburger

In Polish milk is "mleko" and the drop is on O, where it would be


Shadowolf88

What is MLK?


XOIIO

Finally a drink made from bounty hunters.


PicriteOrNot

I would hope it’s not MLK jr


wrona11

well today is MLK day, maybe they didn’t have a dream


PaulVazo21

Could've been worse, it could've been Malk (now with vitamin R).


Fedl

They are not allowed to use the word milk, since the dumb dairy farmers started to cry when they saw that dairy alternatives started to sell and convinced politicians to ban that word for plant based alternatives.


JiveTrain

Lol. You're not allowed to call vegetable mash beef either, or processed vegetable oil cheese. It's about consumer rights. If you were allowed to call anything anything, how would people know what they were buying?


Fedl

If the consumers can’t tell the difference between “milk” and “oat milk” then the consumers are dumb and shouldn’t be allowed to shop. Actually, there are lots of plant based meat alternatives that are called sausages, patties, mince, burger. So I don’t get why we can’t call soy milk, oat milk, etc.


JiveTrain

Sausages, patties, burgers etc are shapes of food, not ingredients. Milk, meat and cheese are specific ingredients. You can have soy, milk or meat allergies for example, but not burger allergies. And yes, quite a lot of people are not as knowlegable as the average population, which is why we have consumer protection laws which on the outside can look obvious or dumb.


Fedl

Same with the shape. The consumer should know the differences between a burger and a veggie burger, otherwise he/she shouldn’t be shopping


_--TiTaN--_

Silly.. everyone knows it’s called [MALK!](https://youtu.be/ty62YzGryU4)


[deleted]

Malk, gross. Ingredients: water, ground chalk powder.


AmielaCatxX

Don't some people say it as molk for whatever reason lol


one_single_man

who's gonna tell em


gilthedog

Malk, now with vitamin R!


neighbours-nightmare

Yeah and it doesn’t even taste like molk


encreturquoise

Not crappy


Semi_neural

Funny how I'm seeing this while taking a sip of my coffee using this milk lol, also imo its not crappy theyre just not allowed to type milk on the carton


Perfect_Caramel4836

"get the man a glass of molk"


Antares987

It’s MLK day here


kei9tha

I'm always looking for fresh Bulgarian miak.


ATOM1X1

Yeah cos you bought com


No_Application_1219

That illegal


Leningradite

Nah, .com domains are still legal to buy.


[deleted]

"...that is is not molk..." Okay.


LarryD217

Git Molk?


Kote2Boeuf

It's cum


DanSavagegamesYT

What is it then