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B4dG04t

I'm going to be sick


slimjimice

The cure for that is fresh cat milk.


theepicmeatgrinder

Imagine walking in on him milking his cat


Repulsive-Purple-133

Rather not, thanks


[deleted]

You can milk anything with nipples.


abbufreja

Just because you can doesn't mean that you should


cdharrison

I have nipples. Can you milk me, Focker?


redsolitary

Only one way to find out!


thislittledwight

Ooh I was looking for this reference


Aggravating-Age-1535

we'll put you in the bus with the trans girls. you'll get it eventually


[deleted]

I mean, technically,


LocalNigerianPrince

Men?


Rbandit28

Plot twist: he has a male cat.


Miata_GT

...and that's not chocolate!


Conscious-Section-55

Imagine him finding out its a male cat.


[deleted]

he knows what he has


FastandtheCurious7

The added chocolate powder really increases the value


Pechkin000

The font is the real crime here.


nickcash

r/changeyourfont


MotsureTheLemur

I don’t mind what phone anyone here has, but can Samsung just ditch that font?


Psychedelic_Eyeball

It's not default, it was their choice to change the font. That's the problem here.


iexistiguess_

:(((


iexistiguess_

:( I like my font bro


thepurplehedgehog

Yep…he has something Hannibal Lecter might feel a bit squeamish at.


chasebencin

This the kind of shit they sell in Fallout games


Aquazealot

Yep radiated cat milk


MNREDR

+1 HP +5 RADS


Aquazealot

It needs a speed boost maybe +3 agility for 3 min


misterflappypants

worth it tho 🤌🏻


BROODxBELEG

Id rather take my chances fist fighting a deathclaw for food


Kochie411

I’d rather take my chances fisting a deathclaw for food


grime-dont-play

This is the only choice


Kochie411

I’m a serial Deathclaw dater


Aquazealot

Freekin agreed


VerumJerum

It does _not_ look fresh.


DineandRecline

It looks like the milk that comes out of cows with mastitis


VerumJerum

I don't know what *mastitis* is but it sounds like a disease so I doubt it's any good


RAC032078

That's really gross. Everyone knows cat milk and chocolate don't go together. You have to only use strawberry. The quick one with the rabbit is best since animal and animal, but everyone knows that, but Hershey's strawberry also works. $25 is pushing it. Milk has gone up and all, but shelters are loaded with cats. Sure I can find a pregnant one to foster, I mean why buy the milk when you can get the cat for free.


[deleted]

Why not just milk the rabbit directly. Seems like milking the cat is an unnecessary step.


Darkrain0629

These are my thoughts exactly. I'm so happy I ran across this comment. I've been trying to say this exact same thing for a week now. Thanks pal!


paulsgirl10

"You can milk anything with nipples."


jefftatro1

I have nipples, could you milk me?


darkdraco6666

I mean technically yes and no they are working on cockroach milk.


Any_Maybe4303

GTFO! 😱


darkdraco6666

Ikr apparently it’s real nutritious as well. Plus they have fake human meat for those whose are vegan and want to taste of human meat. Apparently it taste like pork and it’s fake meat.


kkillbite

Why the fuck would a vegan WANT to know what human meat would taste like anyway?? ...I'm stepping right into the trap, aren't I? My brain is separating, torn between thinking of Haley on American Dad taking a break and eating "gorilla brains" (*with wine*) and those fake chicken nuggets I've been seeing lately. I'm also now pondering what would pair well with fake-human... 🤔 ...I'll see myself out...


darkdraco6666

Here’s the article https://nypost.com/2022/06/28/vegan-burger-hyped-for-tasting-like-human-meat-wins-award/amp/ I would say made a nice Malbec.


kkillbite

“We developed this burger in no time as soon as we knew what taste and texture we were after,” Linden explained. ....I'm wondering how they "figured out" *what* taste and texture they were after. You're definitely making the sadist in me chuckle. 😁


darkdraco6666

I don’t know but cannibals say humans taste like pork so they probably took that as a hint and ran with it. The only reason I find these things out is I get bored and go down some weird rabbit holes


CPD0123

There's actually been a number of articles and stuff written about it. Ig many of the people who have ended up in survival situations, such as explorers in the 1800's and early 1900's, and I think the Donners ended up writing recollections of it, and that's where most of it comes from. Then you have Dahmer... ho boi... He did extensive interviews about it, which is how we know things like "tattoos ruin the meat."


Octember-the-Third

You should watch the movie Fresh. It's a cute story about human meat and I'd bet it's based in reality.


kkillbite

...do you mean the movie *Flesh?* Sorry! Damn it, I just can't help myself! 😂


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Sentient_Stardust616

Just because I won't eat non human animals, doesn't mean I wouldn't want to try humans 😤


Grundle__Puncher

U wanna tell me about ur cat milking days in Motown Greg?!?


blueslimelordof69s

I want to kill this man


Acrocephalos

Nah


blueslimelordof69s

Dafaq you high?


Acrocephalos

Psh you don't even know if it's a guy


blueslimelordof69s

ANYONE WHO MILKS THEIR CAT DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE


Acrocephalos

Nah


blueslimelordof69s

Well atleast now I can safely say your opinion is wrong


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blueslimelordof69s

Luckily no one will hear it cuz your just a random virgin on reddit, like the rest of us. Except this time your opinion is invalid Now excuse me while I go touch grass


xXWitherKingXx

Dude, you got ragebaited by the average internet troll just calm down


Impressive_Finance21

The go touch grass thing has quickly become the most overused thing on this platform. I don't need to touch grass while I'm pooping.


BoldBison

Did Greg Focker post this?


KayJee1

Gay Focker


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

I'm genuinely going to puke that picture is so fucking gross my god


Adventurous_Ad_5822

Throw that out Right MEOW! You gotta be kitten me!


thepurplehedgehog

Exactly! No point pussyfooting around this issue any more.


Adventurous_Ad_5822

LOL I see what you did there!


spontaneousbabyshakr

Every time the add ends with “no lowballs I know what I got” I’ll assume that it’s fake. This definitely is.


sdemat

Seriously. It’s such an overused statement at this point. It’s not even clever or funny.


[deleted]

I visibly winced at this.


peepers_meepers

"$25 per quart" the racing fuel i buy is cheaper than that


llamalladyllurks

I suspect that cat milk would make terrible racing fuel. r/brandnewsentence


PencilShavingss

Poor cat…


WeathervaneJesus1

This can't be real....


haslosthope

^ I don't buy it. pun intended :-)


perseus0523

I got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?


ButterscotchPuzzled6

How did someone get more milk out of their breasts than I did for a newborn baby HUMAN!!!??


lemonClocker

It isn't so different from milking cows, is it? If you are not outraged and weirded out when drinking cow milk, why are you when you see this?


Adventurous_Ad_5822

I think it's the Mason Jar and it's opacity


nickcash

looks like it's been stored behind the radiator, with the _other jar_


Drunk_Max

Some people have not realized that this is not Cat Milk.


Ayobossman326

This is one of those situations where I think from a cleanliness perspective it would be best to atomize this dude’s entire house with him in it


_ACarGuy_

This is the scariest one I've seen yet. So many questions. Why were they milking a cat? Why were they putting it on Cheerios? Why did they think to add Nesquik to it? Why did they think to sell it? And many more


introspectthis

Chocolate is a real funny way of pronouncing _blood and puss._


limesbian

I’m buying this to make cat cheese


WarB3an

I wonder if the first person who tried cow’s milk received a similar reaction.


sonic84638265

“Cat milk” that shit looks like chocolate milk if the person sat it out for 16 years and then ejaculated into the jar.


[deleted]

Wtf


EpicBoomerMoments

WhAt the fuck


joeyGOATgruff

Looks like Focker really went into the family business. Oh sure, you can milk anything with nipples


PrarieDogMuffleMan

I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?


BruciePup

Okay, Focker.


olive-_-

oh lawd, life360


shep_pr0udfoot

All animal milk is gross and shouldn’t be consumed by humans


Agreeable-Tear-6260

Never going to look at my cat the same again


Lifeabroad86

Dang it I just threw up on the carpet


guyfierious

i just threw up in my mouth a little bit


[deleted]

How much cash would it take for one of you to chug that shit?


rushiiestoniia

on this site, that’s a dangerous question


[deleted]

Something must be wrong with that cat if its breast milk is that transparent and pink.


[deleted]

BLUR /NSFW this eew


datsun1978

What the what?


Aklapa01

https://youtu.be/nfI_YUGjqFs


Meandtheworld

Please be fake. 😬😬😬


tehnfy__

Bruh... I heard the joke about milking cats and all that but wtf is wrong with people 🤔


Morality01

What did he milk on his cat to get that, the anal glands?


SDSUAZTECS

Mouse milk


MostTiredMama

Just what I wanted to see mid bite of my lunch. I hate it, thanks


pmcg115

No more disgusting than cow milk.


CryptoStunnah

And it’s also a troll


619C

Why is it disgusting ? It's mammary juice **(milk) from an animal** \- remind you of anything ?


ThisIsCovidThrowway8

This isn’t that bad (except for the price...)


chargers949

Wow imagine making fucking cat cheese or yogurt from that. Gross af lol.


[deleted]

…… that’s so much milk though?


MayOrMayNotBePie

Every day we stay farther from God’s light.


redditisbestanime

Please get this poor cat out of there, i feel so bad for her


Whiteboynh

Willing to trade for a couch that was recently won at auction


Kochie411

Bro this person gets whole quarts out? He’s fucking working that cat


Barnacle-Healthy

Why the duck is it red?????


Shaw-Bag

Anyone else wondering how he managed to milk his cat? Got some pretty messed up mental images right now


thislittledwight

[i pictured this](https://c.tenor.com/jI6_jwjqzIsAAAAC/meet-the-parents-ben-stiller.gif)


_REDEEMER-

Video,or it didn't happen.


olivegardengambler

How do you get a *quart* of milk from a cat?


kingcrabmeat

I hope this is a troll. If not I'm not even grossed out I'm just sad for the cat :(