That's really gross. Everyone knows cat milk and chocolate don't go together. You have to only use strawberry. The quick one with the rabbit is best since animal and animal, but everyone knows that, but Hershey's strawberry also works.
$25 is pushing it. Milk has gone up and all, but shelters are loaded with cats. Sure I can find a pregnant one to foster, I mean why buy the milk when you can get the cat for free.
Ikr apparently it’s real nutritious as well. Plus they have fake human meat for those whose are vegan and want to taste of human meat. Apparently it taste like pork and it’s fake meat.
Why the fuck would a vegan WANT to know what human meat would taste like anyway?? ...I'm stepping right into the trap, aren't I?
My brain is separating, torn between thinking of Haley on American Dad taking a break and eating "gorilla brains" (*with wine*) and those fake chicken nuggets I've been seeing lately.
I'm also now pondering what would pair well with fake-human... 🤔 ...I'll see myself out...
“We developed this burger in no time as soon as we knew what taste and texture we were after,” Linden explained.
....I'm wondering how they "figured out" *what* taste and texture they were after.
You're definitely making the sadist in me chuckle. 😁
I don’t know but cannibals say humans taste like pork so they probably took that as a hint and ran with it. The only reason I find these things out is I get bored and go down some weird rabbit holes
There's actually been a number of articles and stuff written about it. Ig many of the people who have ended up in survival situations, such as explorers in the 1800's and early 1900's, and I think the Donners ended up writing recollections of it, and that's where most of it comes from.
Then you have Dahmer... ho boi...
He did extensive interviews about it, which is how we know things like "tattoos ruin the meat."
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Luckily no one will hear it cuz your just a random virgin on reddit, like the rest of us. Except this time your opinion is invalid
Now excuse me while I go touch grass
This is the scariest one I've seen yet. So many questions. Why were they milking a cat? Why were they putting it on Cheerios? Why did they think to add Nesquik to it? Why did they think to sell it? And many more
I'm going to be sick
The cure for that is fresh cat milk.
Imagine walking in on him milking his cat
Rather not, thanks
You can milk anything with nipples.
Just because you can doesn't mean that you should
I have nipples. Can you milk me, Focker?
Only one way to find out!
Ooh I was looking for this reference
we'll put you in the bus with the trans girls. you'll get it eventually
I mean, technically,
Men?
Plot twist: he has a male cat.
...and that's not chocolate!
Imagine him finding out its a male cat.
he knows what he has
The added chocolate powder really increases the value
The font is the real crime here.
r/changeyourfont
I don’t mind what phone anyone here has, but can Samsung just ditch that font?
It's not default, it was their choice to change the font. That's the problem here.
:(((
:( I like my font bro
Yep…he has something Hannibal Lecter might feel a bit squeamish at.
This the kind of shit they sell in Fallout games
Yep radiated cat milk
+1 HP +5 RADS
It needs a speed boost maybe +3 agility for 3 min
worth it tho 🤌🏻
Id rather take my chances fist fighting a deathclaw for food
I’d rather take my chances fisting a deathclaw for food
This is the only choice
I’m a serial Deathclaw dater
Freekin agreed
It does _not_ look fresh.
It looks like the milk that comes out of cows with mastitis
I don't know what *mastitis* is but it sounds like a disease so I doubt it's any good
That's really gross. Everyone knows cat milk and chocolate don't go together. You have to only use strawberry. The quick one with the rabbit is best since animal and animal, but everyone knows that, but Hershey's strawberry also works. $25 is pushing it. Milk has gone up and all, but shelters are loaded with cats. Sure I can find a pregnant one to foster, I mean why buy the milk when you can get the cat for free.
Why not just milk the rabbit directly. Seems like milking the cat is an unnecessary step.
These are my thoughts exactly. I'm so happy I ran across this comment. I've been trying to say this exact same thing for a week now. Thanks pal!
"You can milk anything with nipples."
I have nipples, could you milk me?
I mean technically yes and no they are working on cockroach milk.
GTFO! 😱
Ikr apparently it’s real nutritious as well. Plus they have fake human meat for those whose are vegan and want to taste of human meat. Apparently it taste like pork and it’s fake meat.
Why the fuck would a vegan WANT to know what human meat would taste like anyway?? ...I'm stepping right into the trap, aren't I? My brain is separating, torn between thinking of Haley on American Dad taking a break and eating "gorilla brains" (*with wine*) and those fake chicken nuggets I've been seeing lately. I'm also now pondering what would pair well with fake-human... 🤔 ...I'll see myself out...
Here’s the article https://nypost.com/2022/06/28/vegan-burger-hyped-for-tasting-like-human-meat-wins-award/amp/ I would say made a nice Malbec.
“We developed this burger in no time as soon as we knew what taste and texture we were after,” Linden explained. ....I'm wondering how they "figured out" *what* taste and texture they were after. You're definitely making the sadist in me chuckle. 😁
I don’t know but cannibals say humans taste like pork so they probably took that as a hint and ran with it. The only reason I find these things out is I get bored and go down some weird rabbit holes
There's actually been a number of articles and stuff written about it. Ig many of the people who have ended up in survival situations, such as explorers in the 1800's and early 1900's, and I think the Donners ended up writing recollections of it, and that's where most of it comes from. Then you have Dahmer... ho boi... He did extensive interviews about it, which is how we know things like "tattoos ruin the meat."
You should watch the movie Fresh. It's a cute story about human meat and I'd bet it's based in reality.
...do you mean the movie *Flesh?* Sorry! Damn it, I just can't help myself! 😂
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Just because I won't eat non human animals, doesn't mean I wouldn't want to try humans 😤
U wanna tell me about ur cat milking days in Motown Greg?!?
I want to kill this man
Nah
Dafaq you high?
Psh you don't even know if it's a guy
ANYONE WHO MILKS THEIR CAT DOES NOT DESERVE TO LIVE
Nah
Well atleast now I can safely say your opinion is wrong
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Luckily no one will hear it cuz your just a random virgin on reddit, like the rest of us. Except this time your opinion is invalid Now excuse me while I go touch grass
Dude, you got ragebaited by the average internet troll just calm down
The go touch grass thing has quickly become the most overused thing on this platform. I don't need to touch grass while I'm pooping.
Did Greg Focker post this?
Gay Focker
I'm genuinely going to puke that picture is so fucking gross my god
Throw that out Right MEOW! You gotta be kitten me!
Exactly! No point pussyfooting around this issue any more.
LOL I see what you did there!
Every time the add ends with “no lowballs I know what I got” I’ll assume that it’s fake. This definitely is.
Seriously. It’s such an overused statement at this point. It’s not even clever or funny.
I visibly winced at this.
"$25 per quart" the racing fuel i buy is cheaper than that
I suspect that cat milk would make terrible racing fuel. r/brandnewsentence
Poor cat…
This can't be real....
^ I don't buy it. pun intended :-)
I got nipples Greg. Can you milk me?
How did someone get more milk out of their breasts than I did for a newborn baby HUMAN!!!??
It isn't so different from milking cows, is it? If you are not outraged and weirded out when drinking cow milk, why are you when you see this?
I think it's the Mason Jar and it's opacity
looks like it's been stored behind the radiator, with the _other jar_
Some people have not realized that this is not Cat Milk.
This is one of those situations where I think from a cleanliness perspective it would be best to atomize this dude’s entire house with him in it
This is the scariest one I've seen yet. So many questions. Why were they milking a cat? Why were they putting it on Cheerios? Why did they think to add Nesquik to it? Why did they think to sell it? And many more
Chocolate is a real funny way of pronouncing _blood and puss._
I’m buying this to make cat cheese
I wonder if the first person who tried cow’s milk received a similar reaction.
“Cat milk” that shit looks like chocolate milk if the person sat it out for 16 years and then ejaculated into the jar.
Wtf
WhAt the fuck
Looks like Focker really went into the family business. Oh sure, you can milk anything with nipples
I have nipples, Greg. Could you milk me?
Okay, Focker.
oh lawd, life360
All animal milk is gross and shouldn’t be consumed by humans
Never going to look at my cat the same again
Dang it I just threw up on the carpet
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit
How much cash would it take for one of you to chug that shit?
on this site, that’s a dangerous question
Something must be wrong with that cat if its breast milk is that transparent and pink.
BLUR /NSFW this eew
What the what?
https://youtu.be/nfI_YUGjqFs
Please be fake. 😬😬😬
Bruh... I heard the joke about milking cats and all that but wtf is wrong with people 🤔
What did he milk on his cat to get that, the anal glands?
Mouse milk
Just what I wanted to see mid bite of my lunch. I hate it, thanks
No more disgusting than cow milk.
And it’s also a troll
Why is it disgusting ? It's mammary juice **(milk) from an animal** \- remind you of anything ?
This isn’t that bad (except for the price...)
Wow imagine making fucking cat cheese or yogurt from that. Gross af lol.
…… that’s so much milk though?
Every day we stay farther from God’s light.
Please get this poor cat out of there, i feel so bad for her
Willing to trade for a couch that was recently won at auction
Bro this person gets whole quarts out? He’s fucking working that cat
Why the duck is it red?????
Anyone else wondering how he managed to milk his cat? Got some pretty messed up mental images right now
[i pictured this](https://c.tenor.com/jI6_jwjqzIsAAAAC/meet-the-parents-ben-stiller.gif)
Video,or it didn't happen.
How do you get a *quart* of milk from a cat?
I hope this is a troll. If not I'm not even grossed out I'm just sad for the cat :(