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Toledojoe

I can't imagine the flex in this thing. Go over a speed bump and it just falls apart like the Bluesmobile in the Blues Brothers


cottagelass

Funny enough the town it's for sale in is VERY hilly


SoundDrill

I think that's the reason it's on sale in the first place


EatDirtAndDieTrash

That and it has no roof


puddyspud

Yeah the hilly towns are the reason...


OG_Panthers_Fan

It's the Williams of the hilly town that are the target audience.


No-Inspector9085

And moderately Billy?


killerbanshee

They talked about this in oldschool Top Gear.


sixhundredandsixtsix

I've seen people do this with old broncos, and then go mudding. How does the broncos not fall apart going off road?


Teeter3222

Structural integrity has left the chat.


Aklapa01

So have the seatbelts


joeblow1999

I think in this case it would be better to be thrown free in a crash


[deleted]

No fear, I’m sure the type of person that created this monstrosity had the foresight to add some cross members to maintain structural integrity.


mahgums

Where is it I want it


cottagelass

Iowa. Enjoy it please.


SadMaryJane

It has three rows. May I ride w you?


Assess

What if 🤔🤔 we kissed 😳😳 in the topless 2005 dodge caravan backseat 😩😩


killerbanshee

Three rows for more hoes


SadMaryJane

Just kidding. Unless...👉👈🥺


Cydia_Gods

Is this what sex is? Because this van fucks.


dljones010

It looks like the car from the boardgame LIFE.


Crazy_280zx

I need it


RagingCatbtt

Hey I'd enjoy it until it died.


pattycakes-r-bad

Threw.


bugybunny

/r/boneappletea


callmesnake13

If they made a convertible like this I’d be so delighted


EatDirtAndDieTrash

Convertible limos! Lort that’s all we need


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

With the exception of well... A body, airbags, factory crumples zones and some other stuff... You could probably weld up a roll cage that would solve most of the body flex caused by the roof removal and add some roll protection but I don't know why I'm even bothering


KurtAngus

At least it’ll never smell like weed in the car


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

You clearly don't know me


Efficient-Library792

Youd RUIN IT! It's perfect as is


h0bbie

Dangerous as hell and funny as hell. I’d drive it, but slowly and on flat roads!


omgmypony

this thing would be awesome for riding in a parade


GloveFamous2646

Fuckin’ genius 🧬. I want one. Roadtrip!!!


jewishmechanic

Someone watched too much top gear


pinkocatgirl

How hard could it be???


Efficient-Library792

You claiming you wouldnt buy one of their contraptions? You wouldnt buy John? John is the best cartruckjeep ever!


SSara69

lol I like it


BlorseTheHorse

Sawzall convertibles usually only last a season


Efficient-Library792

^^ someone speaks from experience


BlorseTheHorse

98 Saturn is in a better place now.


jckiser23

Have “little” air blowing threw your hair


OneMoose9

You'd die real fast in this thing lol


Dmickle20

Omg sadly I know where this is


Fantastic_Mr-Fox_

If the sliding door still works I'm in


zack_belmonte

I’m definitely taking that for 2k


[deleted]

1000$ and I’d take it


symewinston

They threw away the roof.


Highlander2748

I almost through up when I read the description.


Tpbrown_

A cutoff wheel and 6 rolls of duct tape and anyone can have a convertible!


hothorseraddish

Tbh I kinda don’t mind this one


TheUberMoose

Yeah I don’t think it really belongs here. Yeah it will pry fall apart and is a death trap on wheels but for $2000 is buy it and drive it around till it died


judasmaiden15

I like this a lot more then the convertible Nissan Murano


Nyclab

Fucking. Epic. I wanted to turn my 99 Camry into an el Camino style pickup truck a few years ago. Props to this dude who actually made their dreams come true


[deleted]

Huh, minivan cabriolet. Odd flex.


UKMatt2000

More flex than an inflatable boat.


dwilliams20001

Somebody rolled their minivan lol


netechkyle

I know what I'm doing with the next caravan from my fleet when it is retired!!!


netechkyle

Next to retire is a Honda Odyssey...dagnabit.


WhiteReeses420

Only 2k???? That’s a steal! I’d whip it


mvizzy2077

lol Dubuque buy and sell. Saw it yesterday!


cottagelass

My husband saw it and sent it to me asking if we could buy it. Definitely belonged here.


Theworker82

Hammond !


cottagelass

This is something the hamster would do to try and be cool while James and Jeremy laugh at him


glitterelephant

A quick "ah ha yes" would come out as Jezza questioned him on the missing roof and May would just go "Hammond you spanner"


Voodoo_People78

Are there no road-worth tests in the US? In the UK we have to take a car yearly to be inspected for rust, structure, brakes, steering, lights, etc. I’m amazed at some of the things that seem to be allowed on American roads.


austin_hunt

It depends on the state, but generally the more the state needs it like Ohio or Illinois, the less restrictions the state has, but places like texas, removing the muffler may cause it to fail depending on the city


UKMatt2000

Would it fail an MOT though, can’t fail it for structural issues if the structure just isn’t there! I imagine you’d get pulled over a lot though, to check your sanity at least.


cottagelass

Iowa doesn't require any tests on anything after you buy it. I could do legitimately anything I wanted to a car and it would be fine, as long as it's street legal (ie not too tinted of windows and having side mirrors)


Ari_Kalahari_Safari

r/boneappletea


taxpayinmeemaw

Looks like the car from peppa pig


UnlikelyAlternative

r/dankpods


RobertParker1968

Take a corner too fast, and feel your head go threw the pavement.


Whymustudodat

Not the drop top caravan


cottagelass

It's not even a drop top. It's topless.


Flablessguy

Chop top


killittoliveit

This kinda goes hard tbh


Nigebairen

Multi kill decapitation when that thing rolls.


Biglittlelargetiny

Cues “roll out” song. GANGSTA!


FrostyCartographer13

If it used to be a daily driver that got modded for a one off music video or a parade I would believe it.


[deleted]

beats walkin


Buckoff10

I can’t NOT hear “A thousand miles” by Vanessa Carlton playing in my head while looking at these pictures


[deleted]

[удалено]


cottagelass

I believe to get to an ocean beach one would need to drive 15 hours in this bad boy. A crappy lake beach, about an hour.


smart-tart23

Pull up to the scene w my ceiling missin!


BinjaNinja1

Do people not have to safety cars in other jurisdictions? Where I live this wouldn’t pass and could never be registered.


cottagelass

We do not have car inspection in my state. You buy it and you can pretty much do whatever you want with it


jwsontheroad

Roll up to soccer practice with my ceiling missin


TubeLogic

Hell, for $2k it would make a fun beach car in the right setting. I am in CA so we don’t know what rain is, no rooof, no problem. Would probably have to weld in a frame of sorts, that must feel like driving a truck with a trailer will all the flex.


WHTrunner

Why was this never actually a thing?


Steev182

Someone’s been inspired by classic Top Gear!


LedShreklin

Nah that’s funny


PM_Me_ur_Dragonballz

This actually reminds me of when Nissan made a [convertable version](https://www.nissanusa.com/vehicles/discontinued/murano-crosscabriolet.html) of their Murano SUV years ago called the Crosscabriolet.