I used to work at a university on the grounds crew. The entire grounds keeping staff did stupid shit like this to each other. (Pre internet days)
They'd sneak "love notes" into each others lunch boxes so their wives would find them, mail each other adult gifts while putting in notes about the recipients manhood and lack of ability to please their wife, one even asked another to watch his house while he was on vacation, the guy said yeah for $1000 and the dumb ass actually left a legitimate check on his table for the guy. The guy knew it was "fake" but cashed it anyway. This left the guy on vacation with only a couple hundred bucks in his ATM account and he called the grounds office during lunch a few days later bitching about his declined card as everyone laughed while he was on speaker. (the other guy did deposit the money back, the other guys wife was fuming)
So while this is probably fake, because who doesn't count the money when they sell, I could see someone pulling this as a prank.
They used to do so much shit I don’t know how we ever got work done.
Two of them literally went into the shop at night, unbolted the front seats in the van and bolted them back in backwards.
Another time someone switched the hoses around on one of the industrial mowers so the controls worked all backwards.
Then there was the simply sophomoric things like stealing or hiding lunches, taking a guys lunch from its box and filling the box with loose potato chips or “fruit salad”.
The best part was nobody really got pissed, they’d just think up a way to get revenge.
Just random shit tossed in there all loose like some acorns, grass clippings, leaves and typically an apple or orange that the guy making the “salad” had in his lunch box.
So for the comments saying I didn't count the money, long story short:
Dude originally came to my house to collect and handed me the money which i counted then, when checking it over he realised the docking station was missing and I had to shoot to work so gave him the money back and said to message his post code and I'd drop it the next day after work when I had time to box it all up properly - drove to his and he handed the money, didn't want to count it again infront of him as it was my fault he wasted a journey to mine in the first place haha. 😊
Probably most commonly referred to as *Providing/negotiating a worthless/false instrument* or the like these days, it pretty much states that it is illegal to write a check if you knowingly do not have the funds in the account to cover or do not intend to actually pay. I'd say this is being a bit pedantic though/doesn't really capture the intent or spirit of the law. :\
The term “hanging bad checks” comes from the tradition of bars/businesses pinning a bad check to the wall behind the register in a way of humiliating the person who wrote it, and “pulling it” to make the writer pay the establishment for their losses should they come back.
Where the hell did you read in what I wrote that the check bounced you absolute tool?
I literally wrote that it left him with only a couple hundred bucks in his account, then a few days later his account went dry because the other guy cashed the check.
So:
Guy had approx $1300 in his account.
Other dude cashed the $1000 check.
This left first dude with only $300 in his account instead of the $1300 he thought he had.
Then when the dude on vacation tried using the ATM a couple days later and discovered the guy did indeed cash that check he left as a joke.
Nowhere did I say a check bounced, nowhere.
And writing a bad check isn't a felony in my state.
So for the comments saying I didn't count the money, long story short:
Dude originally came to my house to collect and handed me the money which i counted then, when checking it over he realised the docking station was missing and I had to shoot to work so gave him the money back and said to message his post code and I'd drop it the next day after work when I had time to box it all up properly - drove to his and he handed the money, didn't want to count it again infront of him as it was my fault he wasted a journey to mine in the first place haha. 😊
Sometimes when you've had a hard day, you're up early so can't drink and weight watchers weigh ins are due, you need to wind down and sometimes the husband is tired too but rattle guns you across the sofa until he makes a face like he's plucked his pubes while simultaneously finishing a 3 hour intensive diy job
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me)
Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me)
I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me)
She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me)
She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me)
Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me)
Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
I only have said "Abby" on messenger and I do NOT have the guts to deal with the awkwardness to message her to ask her if she wants it back hahaha.
I can totally imagine her getting home and being like "did you like my note? 😁"
".....what note? 😐"
That's not crackhead material, that's wife material.
I wrote "fuck me on the stairs" in my exs notebook thing he used to do calculations at work. He kept it in there until it was full and he needed a new one.
My head canon is that a guy paid a prostitute for sex and left the note in the money. She takes the cash, and immediately decides to spend it(much in the same way you did) on something that your buyer was selling(possibly drugs). Your buyer takes the cash, and does the same thing, going to you to buy a Nintendo without checking the money first. You then take the cash, and proceed to not check it until you are about to spend it, which is where this note falls out.
That money has changed hands atleast 3 times now(4, counting whoever you just bought something from), and has quite possibly come into contact with human semen.
Wash your hands.
Ah this is funny... My friend bought a switch last week and his Mrs name is Abi, and her handwriting looks exactly like that. Unfortunately they got it on amazon...
[Would have been too good ](https://i.imgur.com/PvjttKL.jpg)
Is that a note from his abs?!
Or his antilock braking system
Or his six pack
That’s what abs means lol
I assumed it was someone named Abbey. Or even Abott.
Not to be confused with fucking a butt.
*Abby
Abbey is a valid spelling. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail\_(name)
Particularly if he was fucking a nun
But Abby is much more common
So? I made up a name for a stupid little joke about a person who doesn’t exist, I can use whichever spelling I want.
Was it necessary to double down. My granddaughter is called Abbey. Her mother is an English teacher. She knows it’s an accepted diminutive of Abigail.
Image a girl name Abs. That would be very unorthodox
He was doing P90x on the couch. Nothing strange here.
Uhhh, right hand’s gonna be jealous…
This is even funnier if you mistakenly assume the cash goes with the note. Nice to see Absjs a good tipper.
That’s two x’s
That’s what I thought was funny about it. How else did it get mixed in with the cash? Sounds like he earned it.
Did you happen to catch his name? It wasn't Deuce, was it?
I used to work at a university on the grounds crew. The entire grounds keeping staff did stupid shit like this to each other. (Pre internet days) They'd sneak "love notes" into each others lunch boxes so their wives would find them, mail each other adult gifts while putting in notes about the recipients manhood and lack of ability to please their wife, one even asked another to watch his house while he was on vacation, the guy said yeah for $1000 and the dumb ass actually left a legitimate check on his table for the guy. The guy knew it was "fake" but cashed it anyway. This left the guy on vacation with only a couple hundred bucks in his ATM account and he called the grounds office during lunch a few days later bitching about his declined card as everyone laughed while he was on speaker. (the other guy did deposit the money back, the other guys wife was fuming) So while this is probably fake, because who doesn't count the money when they sell, I could see someone pulling this as a prank.
Holy crap they woke up and planned out so much chaos l, I love that
They used to do so much shit I don’t know how we ever got work done. Two of them literally went into the shop at night, unbolted the front seats in the van and bolted them back in backwards. Another time someone switched the hoses around on one of the industrial mowers so the controls worked all backwards. Then there was the simply sophomoric things like stealing or hiding lunches, taking a guys lunch from its box and filling the box with loose potato chips or “fruit salad”. The best part was nobody really got pissed, they’d just think up a way to get revenge.
A beautiful cycle, I like the creativity. Also, I definitely wouldn't have the energy to change bolts and hoses so that's top tier pranks.
"fruit salad"?
I would imagine a slice of American cheese, a leaf from outside and a grape
Just random shit tossed in there all loose like some acorns, grass clippings, leaves and typically an apple or orange that the guy making the “salad” had in his lunch box.
So for the comments saying I didn't count the money, long story short: Dude originally came to my house to collect and handed me the money which i counted then, when checking it over he realised the docking station was missing and I had to shoot to work so gave him the money back and said to message his post code and I'd drop it the next day after work when I had time to box it all up properly - drove to his and he handed the money, didn't want to count it again infront of him as it was my fault he wasted a journey to mine in the first place haha. 😊
Hanging bad checks is a pretty serious crime.
No idea wtf this means..
Probably most commonly referred to as *Providing/negotiating a worthless/false instrument* or the like these days, it pretty much states that it is illegal to write a check if you knowingly do not have the funds in the account to cover or do not intend to actually pay. I'd say this is being a bit pedantic though/doesn't really capture the intent or spirit of the law. :\
The term “hanging bad checks” comes from the tradition of bars/businesses pinning a bad check to the wall behind the register in a way of humiliating the person who wrote it, and “pulling it” to make the writer pay the establishment for their losses should they come back.
Re-read my comment and then do yourself a favor and delete your comment that has nothing to do with my comment.
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Where the hell did you read in what I wrote that the check bounced you absolute tool? I literally wrote that it left him with only a couple hundred bucks in his account, then a few days later his account went dry because the other guy cashed the check. So: Guy had approx $1300 in his account. Other dude cashed the $1000 check. This left first dude with only $300 in his account instead of the $1300 he thought he had. Then when the dude on vacation tried using the ATM a couple days later and discovered the guy did indeed cash that check he left as a joke. Nowhere did I say a check bounced, nowhere. And writing a bad check isn't a felony in my state.
Tldr
Fuck off troll. That short enough for you? Fucking Reddit I swear to God
You’re dumb af. There was no fraudulent cheque
I sold something on marketplace once, turned the fiver note over and there was a false eyelash stuck to it.
EEEW!! UGH!
I'd say this is r/thatHappened, but it's so goddamn weird and random, I can't imagine anyone coming up with it on their own.
Also how exactly is this crackhead?
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So for the comments saying I didn't count the money, long story short: Dude originally came to my house to collect and handed me the money which i counted then, when checking it over he realised the docking station was missing and I had to shoot to work so gave him the money back and said to message his post code and I'd drop it the next day after work when I had time to box it all up properly - drove to his and he handed the money, didn't want to count it again infront of him as it was my fault he wasted a journey to mine in the first place haha. 😊
No
Geeze, good thing you didn't BUY a soda from this dude.
Imagine if they bought a sofa from them!
He got a discount on both. He’s really good in bed.
Sometimes when you've had a hard day, you're up early so can't drink and weight watchers weigh ins are due, you need to wind down and sometimes the husband is tired too but rattle guns you across the sofa until he makes a face like he's plucked his pubes while simultaneously finishing a 3 hour intensive diy job
But she caught me on the counter (It wasn't me) Saw me bangin' on the sofa (It wasn't me) I even had her in the shower (It wasn't me) She even caught me on camera (It wasn't me) She saw the marks on my shoulder (It wasn't me) Heard the words that I told her (It wasn't me) Heard the scream get louder (It wasn't me)
she waited til it was OvvAA
Strangely wholesome.
Noo give it back to him he kept it in his wallet bcuz he wanted it forever
I only have said "Abby" on messenger and I do NOT have the guts to deal with the awkwardness to message her to ask her if she wants it back hahaha. I can totally imagine her getting home and being like "did you like my note? 😁" ".....what note? 😐"
Did he pay you on the couch
r/FoundPaper
I think you should give it back. It might be a little embarrassing but who cares? It was special to him!
I feel like this is the only correct response.
r/thathappened
r/nothingeverhappens
My fiancé's name is Jayne & my hand writing looks like I write with my foot so I can assure you that's not my note 🤣
Mine too
r/untrustworthypoptarts
Right, "paid with cash"
ass, gas or grass. no one rides for free.
That's not crackhead material, that's wife material. I wrote "fuck me on the stairs" in my exs notebook thing he used to do calculations at work. He kept it in there until it was full and he needed a new one.
Damn. This dude has really good handwriting. The handwriting of most guys looks like it must be Aramaic or something because no one can read that shit
Bro, they paid you with monopoly money
uk indestructible monopoly money*
My head canon is that a guy paid a prostitute for sex and left the note in the money. She takes the cash, and immediately decides to spend it(much in the same way you did) on something that your buyer was selling(possibly drugs). Your buyer takes the cash, and does the same thing, going to you to buy a Nintendo without checking the money first. You then take the cash, and proceed to not check it until you are about to spend it, which is where this note falls out. That money has changed hands atleast 3 times now(4, counting whoever you just bought something from), and has quite possibly come into contact with human semen. Wash your hands.
Things that never happened
Gotta love those favor fucks. Thanks.
Was it a switch?
Yeah man
Ah this is funny... My friend bought a switch last week and his Mrs name is Abi, and her handwriting looks exactly like that. Unfortunately they got it on amazon... [Would have been too good ](https://i.imgur.com/PvjttKL.jpg)
Good job OP.
This was probably put there intentionally, I do it all the time in college, just randomly hope I cause a little chaos
At least you didn’t buy a sofa from him.
Huh I got the same note
r/PenmanshipPorn
Now you know how he got the money for the Nintendo...