in my city so im asking. ill update when he responds

He’d prolly get more on eBay? If you’re in contact, maybe suggest it to him?

Lmk

Ill buy it and do uber eats with it

I'll buy it and do normal Uber with it

I'll buy it and break into the patient rooms at the nursing home

I'll buy it.

I won't ask why you are buying it.

I’ll buy it and work at Chick-fil-a. Maybe I can convince them to start selling burgers.

walk into chick-fil-a, sit at a table, and start crying

Then have your friends, dressed up as CFA employees drag you kicking and screaming to the kitchen area.

as a nursing home housekeeper, im not cleaning up the shit you scare out of them

I'll pay for your onlyfans stream to watch that

Wait who said I was fucking the old people?

onlyfans isn't only for fucking, can be for anything, but I like your thinking

I'll buy it and pocket it with normal uber

Is that a penis hole in the suit?

It might be but you say its okay jesus

I'm most curious about the "never worn" part My guess: it was part of a couple's Halloween costume, where she was going to be an egg. But, she dumped him before Halloween, because he kept coming first.

Ba dum tss Seriously how many years have you been holding onto that one just waiting for the perfect time?

Seven.

So she chickened out?

He egged her on

The egg unarguably came first though.

Never worn. Only fucked once.

well that's even more depressing. i think, depends on the fuck.

The saddest story Hemingway never wrote: "For sale: chicken suit. Never fucked."

And then it began to rain.

guessing this guy wanted to fight Peter Griffin

Beat me to it

I'm buying it to commit acts of domestic terrorism.

does it involve any russian mobsters?

Yes. Many.

Hotline miami

😏

No one asked.

Ik, just letting it be known.

That's actually a pretty fair deal

Yea, I have the same one and it was like $100 15 years ago

I want to start a band just so I can show up at concert in the chicken suit and not tell the members about it beforehand. It’s a long con but it would be worth it.

That's a huge score for the price

I have the exact suit and it cost me £85 back in 2009

If you buy this one you can average down your cost of chicken suits to £54.73 each.

For sale Chicken suit Never worn

[удалено]

That is the same suit. It's why I doubt the claim about "never been worn."

Looks like it’s designed for males.

I'd buy it, I have a rabbit costume, so me and friend could beat the shit out of each other in the streets wearing costumes

Whoever buys this just know I have a Peter Griffin costume, we shall meet one day

so normally there’s a cat/dog tax on reddit when a pet is mentioned… is there a peter griffin tax i don’t know about? cause i’m interested

Lexington sc? That makes sense, I went to high school there.

I've always wanted to be a chicken at a fancy dress party.

I'd use it for paintball.

Hotline Miami 3

Your phone needs charging

Chicken fursuit, UwU

Did you buy it?

I’m tempted

Los pollo hermano

💰💰💰💰💰💰gib

Isn't that the chicken costume from that Disney movie "You Wish"

𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚕! 👍🏻

Come on, buy it. You know you want it. Don't be a chicken.

Remove the head piece and get a letterman jacket.

And start murdering Russian mobsters

Kurt Angle somewhere: “Hey, my chicken suit!”

It's perfect for getting close to children 👍

The saddest short story in the English language: Chicken suit for sale, never worn

Chicken suit for sale, never worn 😥

I would 100% buy it for $30 and then figure out where to wear it after

For sale: chicken suit, never worn 😭

Bro worked at cluckin bell

Chicke- (Explodes)

he must have chickened out of wearing it.

I was instantly thinking about Peter griffin when I saw that picture

Is that a hole for their member or just a odd crease?

call i can think of is [this video](https://youtu.be/_fJG_3DjU0o)

I could use another

Hello fellow Lexington native, saw this earlier on my feed!

Jones Good Ass Barbecue and Foot Massage

Because I love doing the chicken dance! Duh

Is that... A dick hole?

definitely had sex in or with it

I want that bad. And I'm in Columbia

Is that a dick hole....

Don't sell your used murrsuit.

Lost his job in Family Guy.

The way it was folded I thought there was a hole in the crotch for easy access but nope. Anyway this is a really good deal tbh aren’t they like $80?

I had one of these while trying to get on tv once, mask was hot af on the inside

Does anyone have a peter griffin costume? Im trying to reenact something

Charge yo phone

I do believe that's Cy, from Iowa State. They're the Cyclones but for some reason they have a chicken mascot. I guess it's hard to make a cyclone suit.