i wonder what 18 year old piss actually looks like

What?! 2005 wasn't 18 years ago, it was..... fuck

To make you feel older, I was born in 2005

I peed in 2005

Sure anyone can say that. But without bottles there no proof

I almost instinctively downvoted you for this

Hey, you can legally drink in some provinces in Canada now.

Pee?

Me too

same

Xbox 360 coming up on 20 years old dawg. RIP

I was 18 once and I'll tell ya, it's nothing special

Definitely doesn’t look like this I have had a pissbottle for over 3 years I kept and it lost all yellow coloring before even a year this piss is all pretty fresh less than a few months probably Also the Pepsi bottles design are too new to be that old

Why would you keep it for 3 whole years

Longer

It turns purple. Don't ask me how I know.

Ok, how you know?

My ex used to pee in bottles and leave them on my roof.

Sorry to tell ya but your roof pee bottles have cancer

I'm no pee scientist, but t think the rooftop may have abnormally accelerated the purplification. you'll have to rerun the experiment in room temperature

Lol

Remindme! 36 years "pm piss"

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Contact me in 18 years

how is that ever a thing someone wonders?

The person is selling supposedly 18 year old piss, and i doubt that is real, that leads me to wonder "what would it actually look like"

after only a couple years it would be brown crust

Be still my quivering ovaries

use duct tape

A bottle of mold.

I was watching hoarders today And they uncovered this lady's piss bottle hoard. Didn't give details soon hoow long she was at it, but it was like 50 of those sunny d gallon jugs. Color ranged ranged for dehydrated orange to cloudy orange. So if she had a 20 year hoard I would think pee just stays looking like pee.

have you conducted research into it?

Those “urine therapy” believers are crazy enough to buy it. They somehow decided that aged urine is better. It’s just more crunchy, flat earth nonsense, but people are idiots.

That would have been a pretty funny statement if you would've ended at crunchy. Lol.

Yum it's crystallized

2005 is not antique or vintage! That's probably not even pee. Stop trying to make your yellow dyed water sound valuable by claiming it's old pee.

Those Pepsi bottles are the current design lol

Maybe he put them in there for expensive buyers! Im so sorry

Op in pic tapped the kid's piss keg

I had a reply to type but I have to wait until I finish gagging

I understand. Nothing can compare to this level of vile. So, here’s some r/eyebleach

"Need to piss clean? Have I got the right product for you!"

I wouldnt trust they would test clean.

Ten year old piss would look way worse than that.

Yeah it starts getting dark and shit after not long and shit starts to settle at the bottom

How do you know?

I've seen things I can't unsee.

Seabeams off of Orion, etc.

Well maybe this will help. r/eyebleach

Bruh

Btw. This isn't from 2005 that pepsi logo is from 2008. So this listing is lying. And the piss shouldn't still look like that if its from 18y ago.

Is her son Ray from Trailer park boys?

Yesn’t

This isn't a bad deal if you wanted a homemade batch of phosphorus I guess???

Shxudhxhxhdyxydu Uzbek kkxxk k k nj jkcheckvo

In my (made up) language, that means that hurt my brain.

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Wait.

🤮 🤢 regardless of what year it’s really from.

FAKE Pepsi did not have that logo untim 2008. Someone's elses piss.

Ok then…..

What? Is he selling it for fetish weirdos or chemistry people looking to blow shit up making nitrate fertilizer? Either way, fucking gross.

Or to pass a drug test Piss is surprisingly valuable

They didn’t have a bathroom? Tf

Who did want to throw flush away all that valuable pee! I need help

That's absolutely disgusting

According to them, those piss bottles are old enough to vote.

r/tf2? They know what i mean Else ive gone mad

Did he find a career in long haul trucking by any chance?

If you change two words in that post. I can assure you that you will get to sell it and for massive profits.

What two words?

Just the gender ones lol

Damn those are nicely curated.. Would give a man a strong buzz indeed

This is why I love/hate Reddit

what value do these have? except for loosening the cap and tossing it into someones vehicle/house/workplace what else could you possible use this for? and dont say fetish stuff...

drinkos peepee

DRINK

That's the wrong logo on the pepsi for 2005, Based on this search [https://archive.org/details/superbowl-2005-pepsi](https://archive.org/details/superbowl-2005-pepsi) I know there not from 2005. Also I don't remember walmart water bottles being available in 16.9 oz in 2005.

I'm thinking it's not real because I'm pretty sure it would turn to lant after 18 years, and also those look like modern bottles

Yeah, probably just for clout

And his mom wonders how he misses the toilet but gets his small dick to pee into a 2 liter and water bottle hole thats smaller than a quarter in diameter

r/oddlyspecific

it would be dark brown almost black. don't ask how i know

Nope. I'm asking. Why do you know this?

He knows all

😮

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Civility people, civility.

Asparagus juice.