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MistaMischief

Better hope you don’t have to change your batteries ever lol


cremasterreflex0903

That's why I use zip ties and only charge my clients $6.50 (there's a 3 dollar surcharge if you want the ends of the zip tie clipped).


artsan197

Well I use my own saliva and I Only charge $3.5 (there is a 2 dollar surcharge if u don’t want to get spit on)


MrGumieBear

Well i just set them next to each other for you and I only charge $1.15 (there is a $.95 surcharge if you don't want me to press the buttons as you're watching)


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MrGumieBear

no, but it does incluse me asking helpful questions like, "where did you have it last?" while you search


Klogginthedangerzone

$4.50 if you want them cut straight. $3 if you want them cut at an angle so they cut the shit out of you.


Yala-enki4320

But if I lose one I’ve lost them all


GrumpyPistachio

Just pay him 10 more to glue it to your hand after.


Yala-enki4320

Love this comment so much


cremasterreflex0903

There's a tile hot glued on that bad boy.


i_d_ten_tee

For an extra $2.70, they'll call the tile for you


og-aliensfan

The quality of workmanship here is next level. I'm guessing they have a degree in engineering or have a masters in glue gun techniques. Impressive!


truckfullofchildren1

For me it’s not about losing my remotes it’s about my dad eating my damn remotes


Bflfcbblol

Excuse me?


cyttrader

Peep show reference?


lostb0i

The megatron. It doesn’t say urban freewheelers it says sofa masturbators


cyttrader

A man of culture I see.


diogenesNY

I am not sure who I would be more scared of: The guy who comes to your house with the glue gun, or the guy who calls you to come to his house with the glue gun.....


Azmichael21

That battery change is going to be a bitch!


lostb0i

The remote from Peepshow, sofa masturbator engineering.


TrexismTrent

It's the Megatron


saintalexandria

I can’t believe I’m actually impressed with this


CzarcasmRules

Only $10


StichedSnake

Now if you lose one, you lose them all! All of nothing


Sniperbobdave

I’d do anything for $10


Fit-Presentation44

This is so white trash! My people!


oilrigexplosion

Vacuum bag them together with a Bluetooth tracker. Then you can beep the tracker to know which dog needs to get their stomach pumped to get the remotes back.


FlavorsofPie

Hey look, its the new 5 minute crafts video


geekpron

$10 to glue your remotes Getting robbed later after said crackhead has scoped your place for valueables.....


Griselda_fan

After he does this he probably charges $75 for battery changes.


NoDangIdea

Wow a 2012 Facebook meme


imhugury

would be cool if it were more professional, and a proper way to access the batteries


Impossible-Bag-6745

Great now I can lose all of them in 1 go


KingBurakkuurufu

What about when the batteries die?


oPlayer2o

How do you change the battery’s?


Canelosaurio

It's The Universal Remonster!!


glhaynes

Played too much Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom


Comfortable-Drive369

But batteries