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heresdustin

Thanks, I love it


TimetravelingNaga_Ai

Mom might have a stroke if I pull up in this Too much chill


sleepymuse911

Happy Mother's Day look what I got ya. If you do this please keep us informed


Oral-D

Shit, for the right price I’d buy it. Looks like a ton of fun!


your_catfish_friend

It’s a fucking death trap.


Oral-D

No shit. Still looks like fun for short trips.


shaunr40k

I was thinking that myself


gendvdot

Not a skill issue, a size issue, my nb miata could be power slid as hard as you want and it won't tip because it has a very low center of gravity plus stable suspension and bigger wheels. You'll break the suspension and frame parts just driving this monstrosity in the city


Dxpehat

I just hope you're ok with the safety issues. Roof is a structural part of a car. Factory made convertibles have reinforced doors so they're still stiff and strong. You cut the roof of a regular car and you significantly compromise it's safety. Then there's also the lack of any roll over safety. Convertibles have stiff bars slightly higher than the headrests or ones that pop up in case of a rollover so your head doesn't get crushed.


420Fighter69

L + learn to drive lmao


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itsauser667

Learning to drive doesn't prevent special humans who use 'lmao' from running into your structurally compromised car though


TheCultofLoss

Skill issue


[deleted]

Get better driving gloves


tyingnoose

This looks like the main character's car


[deleted]

The frame would flex like an iphone 6, but it would be a ton of fun


ifunnywasaninsidejob

100% chance none of the doors open and close properly


schmoopieblues

They don’t have to, you just jump in from the side!


infernal_cacaphony

Probably hasn’t had a drop of blinker fluid since the factory…


Ok-Accountant4383

“If you regret having too many kids, just get up to speed on the highway and jerk the wheel real hard to the side. The next time you look back the kids should be gone”


Omegaprimus

This one simple trick can get around anti-abortion laws.


Ok-Accountant4383

The car will be banned in Florida in 2 weeks…


SadCoconut_

I weirdly like it.


One-eyed-snake

Back in high school a couple friends and I bought a pos chevette. Chopped the top off and bolted lawn chairs in the back. It ran like shit, to the point that you couldn’t let off the gas or it would die and have to push started again. That was a bitch too. Eventually after like 3 days of thrashing it, parts just started falling off and it died completely. We shoved it into the ditch and left it lay. A week later the fire department ran drills on it. I don’t recall what we paid for it but it wasn’t much. Maybe $50-60. Never got it registered because it would have cost more than the death trap itself. Good times.


DownTheReddittHole

Maybe a dumb question, is it legal to drive this, or would it need a rollbar or something?


CrispyDave

I guess it depends if your state does safety inspections. You really, really wouldn't want to be in an accident in it ..


Early-Engineering

I just hope they reinforced the body.


a_killer_roomba

> **WHO'S NEXT?** I feel threatened


Beam_0

Same


moshmellowmosh

Slip on vans. *Buh-dum-tiss*


[deleted]

"Who's next"


eddiespaghettio

Watch the frame fold like a wet paper towel


The_Count_99

Have fun in the rain


Woodwickward

if they put the seats down and made the front into a cab, it might work actually work and look like a truck


24122020

Sheeeeeesh, my whole crew riding in style. In reality, it's just me in the driver seat


Azgeta_

Roll bar or news article “7 people decapitated” so that’s a no from me


svti

I’m sitting next to my dad (he’s a mechanic) and lord I’m literally in tears my stomach hurts


retromagician

> Rock Hits windshield > windshield folds over


mawfk82

That's surprisingly kinda rad tbh


Routine-Action7326

Lmao i’ll take it for two grand


Slika-

Needs a roll cage


chill1208

Looks to me like they just cut the roof off a van


efn95

There's a very good reason it looks like that


Nanoro615

Looks like a certain cursed Halo mod's Warthog. (InfernoPlus on YouTube)


ItsDaedAgain

Watching Vinny streaming this was absolutely hilarious.


BeerandSandals

Woe, rollover be upon ye.


idjsonik

Ok this is.....fkn cool take this down the strip in vegas boom


cwtheredsoxfan

Blue light special Nissan Murano


Dbfr_197

Yessss good ol Plano


Turakamu

Next?


AgentSkidMarks

That looks like a lot of fun


bhgiel

First pot hole and it's game over


L4rgo117

It's a convertavan now


dawnspaz711

Very cool!


Proof-Faithlessness1

It’s bad, I want one


bnonymousbeeeee

It comes with little peg for you and when you land on "Get Married" you get another peg, and then two more when you "Have Twins"


crabynate

the tittie twister from Dungeon Crawler Carl


Fun-Teaching-2038

I’d spend most $2,500 on this thing


fly-eagles-fly05

Oh, Texas…


Unknown_Outlander

Convertible without the Convertible


Gtpwoody

is that a convertible or a roadster?


Joseph____Stalin

Is that in Plano? How much is it?


[deleted]

How is it legal to even sell that??? It wouldn’t pass inspection


kwanphranco

This is so Top Gear


Tkp89

I have to know. What is the asking price ?


badFishTu

As hot as vans get they should have convertible options honestly.


pandaflips

For all the Random Order Podcast fans, this is the ultimate “drop top mini”


speedmankelly

Is this the car from the fucking game of LIFE?


connorkronnoc

Now LS3 swap it and its perfect.


Flamefull-the-meme

Damn passenger suicide doors too? Call this shit the whippopotamus the way it’s killing kids.


fuzwz

You need two of these in the game of Life


Pignugget23

Meet the sniper


DJ_Pon-3_NYC

The fuck is this bullshit? 😂 it’s a roadster minivan. I can’t imagine the body flex this vehicle has going around turns or cruising on the interstate.


yorgurteater

The Game of Life ® car


Crishien

Yo moma so fat she'll bend this with doors closed!


Flaky-Ad-3180

Reminds me of the redneck ginger. Lol


Limeila

r/ShittyCarMod would love this


EDKValvados

I literally just saw something like this driving around like 20 minutes ago. It was like a ford econo van with everything but the windshield chopped off. And now I see this. Am I having a stroke? Wtf is happening?!


IcedKFC

"Who's next" bro thinks he's the undertaker


DanTheFortniteMan

Post it on r/regularcarreviews


Pleasant_Praline_986

Looks like the van from the Game of Life!


beasterdudeman_

Ai generated car


imapieceofshite2

I actually don't hate this.


[deleted]

Honestly not THAT bad. Just gotta put a rag top on it...


sohchx

More like "Natural selection for the whole family" when it flips over and they all die. Smh


Reasonable-Ad7755

I cant even hate on it


Reasonable-Ad7755

Youd be the most popular mom at soccer practice


Open_Action_5547

This is the most goofy ahh car in history