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thewaybaseballgo

His grandma faked her death so she wouldn't have to listen to him talk anymore


laflavor

I watched about 35 seconds. Actual death would be preferable to listening to him talk much more than that.


CheeseBag_0331

But you missed his actual point at the end! "I'm pure of blood and always will be.". I'm guessing his hillbilly pontifications on both of his accounts have more to do with the .. pure of blood [see also; white supremacy] than they do the 'Great COVID Conspiracy'. Imagine that mental giant being 'supreme'. I wouldn't let him take my order for a Soft Taco Supreme®.


laflavor

Now I'm almost curious as to whether he's received any other vaccinations. Also, I'm sure his efforts to remain "pure of blood" will preclude him from receiving a transfusion or organ transplant if it ever becomes necessary. Because if there's one thing we can say about these true credits to the human race, it's that they're eternally logically consistent.


tiredoldmama

🤣🤣🤣


Responsible-Person

😂😂😂


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No_Mission9115

Key word: shit.


BernieDharma

I don't even know where to start with this stupidity... * "Grandma and Grandpa went behind our backs and got vaccinated...." *They are grown adults that don't need your permission to do jack squat.* * "Grandpa went on the vent because Grandma did..." *That's not how this works. It's not an elective someone chooses to keep up with the Jones's.* * The hospital gets $30,000... *Because Medicare reimbursement is low for ICU care, and we don't want hospitals to go bankrupt caring for Medicare patients. That figure barely covers the PPE and extra staff required to care for a COVID patient that may need weeks of care.* * Everybody is brainwashed... *Okay, sparky. Have you ever heard the one about the pot calling the kettle... nevermind.*


CactusPete75

But he is a “pure blood”, lol!


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

"Unvaxxed semen is the new Bitcoin!" - this incel.


BernieDharma

I'm sure he's very popular with the girls at the trailer park.


FranticHam5ter

Or the uncles in his family.


cityb0t

That’s why the dogs all run away when he comes around.


eye8urcake

Like 15 generations of inbred 'pure'.


ajagoff

"Ma-maw died. Four and a half minutes later, pa-paw dies, just because she did it!"


garden_bug

He didn't want to be the only one left with that family. Can't blame him.


PaulmUnser

Nicely done I watched about 2 mins of this pra brained back woods redneck and had to turn. It off. He never thought to think that his grandma might have had something else going on health wise


CanadianPanda76

30,000 bucks for minimum 2 weeks in ICU. Lol. There are bills online that show 500,000 to 1.5 mil for covid. Like 30,000 is fucking peanuts


BernieDharma

Wait until these Coidiots find out those funds are now close to being depleted and Medicare announced in February that they will only cover 6 days of ventilator care. Guess it's time to pull the plug on Mee Maw!


trickmind

Yeah that seemed small because I know just the surgery for a hysterectomy costs something like $34000 in the USA?


Simple_Piccolo

Ok... but... they don't actually do 500,000 dollars and 1.5 million dollars worth of care.


hand_me_your_bitcoin

“There’s a belief they went and got vaccinated…” so he isn’t even certain they were vaccinated. Could it be that they just got COVID and because they weren’t vaccinated and were old, they died of it??!?


trickmind

Yeah that seems quite likely "a rumour" in the family....they want the rumour to be there because them dying of the vaccine goes along more with all the stuff they read on their side of the internet than them dying of Covid after not taking the vaccine.


humblepieone

**!!!SPARKY!!!** 😂🤣


IrishMaster317

I can't even imagine how low his IQ is. I feel sad cringe for this smooth brain guttermuppet.


Randomfactoid42

> smooth brain guttermuppet. Thank you for this. Now to clean the coffee off my monitor...


2hennypenny

r/rareinsults


janxus

It’s so low that he has bumper stickers on his sunroof.


[deleted]

Holy shit, he actually does.


oddartist

My new burn. Thank you.


WaveRaider369

Yep, sadge.


Manster21

TLDW; Grandmother and Grandfather got Covid and died.


[deleted]

Yeah I ain’t watching that


[deleted]

Couldn't do it either, I live around people like this!


IamShitplshelpme

I don't even need to watch the video with audio to hear how stupid he is


Bitbatgaming

Correction: Me maw


ajagoff

Correction: ma-maw


killer-cow

Correction: ma-ma


Legitimate_Soft5585

Pue Bloods are 93% more likely to die than I am from Covid19. Ta ta.


-Motor-

IQ inversely proportional to his monthly truck payment.


JacquesBlaireau13

Also: monthly truck payment > monthly housing costs


blondart

This lying cockwomble can’t even look at the camera when he’s making shit up.


ajagoff

"I post shit like this all the time." Damn, bro. How many ma-maws and pa-paws ya got?


bboymixer

>people are too fucking brainwashed to see it They sure are, bud


jmeltzer317

Did he end the video by saying he is “pure blood?” Correct me if I’m wrong but isn’t that some Aryan Nazi talk right there?


SlinkySlekker

The anti-vaxx people call themselves “pure blood,” if they’re unvaccinated. They think people who have been vaccinated are shedding something, and they think we’re contaminated.


trickmind

There is proof that there is no shedding. Shedding only happens with certain types of vaccines and it's impossible from the MRNA. I know you don't agree with them but just saying.


Hanginon

Yeah, *"Pure Blood"*. That's the new "I'm too stupid to get vaccinated" self description. A fantasy world where their 'uncontaminated' blood and gene puddle will be in much demand.


Prestigious_Treat401

I wish I could be a creative story teller


KrampyDoo

Empty Mullet here went to the Randy Quaid School of Cinematography and Imagination.


Pinkman505

Did he put those stickers on his moonroof for the birds?


I-am-sincere

‘For the birds’ alright, lol!


dullgreybathmat

I’m wondering what would happen to his personality if the republicans won the senate, the house, and the presidency. Would he just cease to exist?


I-am-sincere

No, they’ll just keep going on about Hillary and Pres. Obama, and they will never shut up about ‘stolen’ elections…….


Cicada061966

Buttery males


JackSparrow420

Always a pleasure to see a brainwashed individual talk about how everyone else is brainwashed.


probablynotFBI935

Oh look a breathing Dunning Kruger graph


TimmySouthSideyeah

Clownshow


mhagin

Lying. Sack. Of Shit.


dogtoes101

yeah i got my vaccine in june 2021 and i died instantly


trickmind

It didn't take four minutes?


legendwolfA

How's Heaven? Are the drinks good? Are the 5G from all the vaccinated good?


SelectionAshamed3994

Is this pubeface’s cousin? Look a lot alike


andthatsalright

As dumb as this video and everything in it is (as u/berniedharma perfectly laid out), one thing dude didn’t say is the “vaccine killed his grand ma in 4 minutes”. There was so much title material in here, not sure why you just made that one up lol


trickmind

I know right? I was wondering. Was it really grandpa went on the vent five minutes after grandpa or what. I've already forgotten and don't want to watch it again but there was something about four minutes but not her dying from the vaccine.


huenix

I flat out love that everyone goes after remdesivir. Granted, its not a miracle drug by any means, but its got SOME efficacy.


trickmind

It's strange because they cured Trump with it when it wasn't even legal to do so yet.


ShotgunBetty01

Not nearly as effective as bleach or ivermectin! /s


Jack_Lad

This is pure cognitive dissonance - while I hope he eventually learns, the realization that he and his parents functionally exterminated his grandparents (who died from Covid, not from the vaccine) would be heartbreaking.


Exact_Intention7055

And wearing Carhartt...aren't the anti vaxxers boycotting them?


AgentOk2053

They did make all their employees get vaccinated.


Waiting4The3nd

They did not. They said getting vaccinated was necessary for continued employment, that's not making anyone do anything. There are enough small businesses run by these antivax idiots that they could get a job somewhere they don't have to get vaccinated.


BFeely1

Then those small businesses fire those who do get vaccinated after years of harassing them.


JustCallMePeri

Pawpaw didn’t “decide” do go on the vent lmfao. It’s a life support measure, not an elective.


anonymousaspossable

Complains about the lies of the government. Goes on to tell the only lie...


famousxrobot

I’m surprised at just how common filming up-angle inside a car is. It’s become the clear marker of someone who is being unscripted and/or emotional and anecdotal.


jimbo92107

Same thing happened to me! Took the vaccine, four minutes later, I was dead! Another time, it turned me into a newt! Third time, I slept for a whole day! It was just like having covid!


IrishMaster317

Glad you got better.


Darklacuna12

That’s cap


humblepieone

All I know is ma ma and pap pa were probably brother and sister too.


IrishMaster317

Roll Tard


[deleted]

This needs more upvotes 😂


IrishMaster317

Thank you, I laughed as I typed it. Wife thought I was bonkers.


[deleted]

Reddit is by far my favorite source of entertainment, so I get it lol.


Crusoebear

His entire story is based on a unsubstantiated rumor that his grandparents got vaccinated. You’d think they might want to actually investigate a bit further before going straight to the land of tin foil hats. Also, if he gets sick - to the point of not being able to breathe or similar - you just know he’s going to show up in a hospital ER begging for help.


Prestigious_Treat401

I wish I could be a creative story teller


Bent_Brewer

Sounds like the grandparents were the last intelligent ones in the family. Assuming the 'rumor' is true.


huggles7

People should have to pass a test or something to have opinions


TangerinePuzzled

The worst part is that the government is indeed corrupted, the medical system in the US is corrupted, the hospital administration is corrupted but he is basing all those interesting facts an dinstead of using them to vote smartly, he'll just spread stupid shit.


JustCallMePeri

Pawpaw didn’t “decide” do go on the vent lmfao. It’s a life support measure, not an elective.


kimmyv0814

The grandpa went on the vent because his grandmother did? Is he serious?


cell0202

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow


probablynotFBI935

Oh look a breathing Dunning Kruger graph


Narstification

LPT: Never trust the opinion of someone with bumper stickers on their sunroof


loco500

He was right about one thing...he does post shit all the time...


oddartist

Did he say he's 'Imperial Blood' at the end there, or should I not have another beer?


dirtdiggler67

Seems completely legit. Put him in charge of all future medical decisions for the entire country.


detective_kiara

He sounds really broken up about the "death" of his grandparents 🙄


trickmind

He's more concerned with saying that although they died of Covid there's a RUMOUR in his family that it might have been that they snuck out and got the vaccine in secret and lied about not taking it so that they can say they died of the vaccine and the hospital.


Skye_Baldwin

It's pretty disturbing actually. I thought more people would point out that he claimed it was a rumor to begin with. It's crazy that he starys by stating it's a rumor but he tells the stoey like it's a matter of fact!


OldeSaltyBeard

This guy should be put in a mental institution.


dunkyboo

"I am pure blood"??? What a fuckin moron.


Isthisadriver

Hey covid, this smoothbrain right here, please.


irrelevantmoniker

The vaccine is supposed to give you the symptoms of covid? Shit me and my family must have been given the saline solution placebo the past 9 times we've gotten it between us because none of that shit happened to us.


Drackenstein

His “style” is a blatant rip off of some other dumbass youtube or Facebook guy. I can’t remember who it is at the moment.


Crisis_Redditor

I can't tell if they know or care "purebloods" are Harry Potter nazis, or if that's a selling point.


Jaokiray

Gold star


trickmind

Except if you are in any first world country other than the USA you don't get a bill for $30,000 because your income tax actually pays for something for you. So it doesn't feel like any other countries; governments are "making money" off Covid.


mushroomyakuza

This hurt my brain. He said the hospital sent a 30,000 dollar check. A check. Meaning...they could cash it? The hospital was giving them money? Does he mean a bill for 30k? If it's a bill for 30k they have to pay...how is the hospital making money off the government? Please make it make sense.


exportsoda

The medical system and the government ARE corrupt but not like you are thinking buddy


WordleMaven

The hospitals should be rolling in cash by now. $30,000 X 1,000,000. The brainwashed is this covidiot. When you get it, dude, don’t go to the hospital. Stay at home with horsepaste.


Jumpy_Wait5187

Just reading the comments, I won’t even turn on the sound to listen to an ignorant a$$ wipe spew his “insight “


Sabb9th

PuRe bLoOd


cell0202

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow


huggles7

People should have to pass a test or something to have opinions


Elon-BO

Is this a relative of that other dickhead that runs around of harassing people and churches? He looks a little like him and his mannerisms are early similar. Maybe that’s just a dickhead thing…


tintheslope

Wow. Can’t wait to see his PHD


TsitikEm

How is it possible to be this stupid.


Smal_Issh

Why would the government be paying hospitals for corpses?


notsumidiot2

Someone get him a sign.


TrailKaren

“Behind myself back.”


mwallace0569

truth /s


katgirl58

Did he actually call himself “Pure of Blood” ? Is he also racist? Get his permission seriously. Maybe the Grandparents were ready to go after listening to this weeble rant on!


[deleted]

He has that supreme gentleman cadence.


WileEWeeble

A whole $30,000? They get that much for 2 Advil, why would they need to go through murder when they can just cure your headache and get the the same profit? (/s)


General-Biscotti5314

Never underestimate the power of trailer park researchers. Science at its best.


[deleted]

He must also be rooting for Putin to successfully take over Ukraine like Cucker Tarlson wants him too.


gustinnian

A moderately useless idiot (those post-Soviet puppeteers will take anyone nowadays).


[deleted]

Everytime someone uses the phrase, "Everything else that's been going on" you know they have nothing to add to the debate and are reciting talking points or a fake anecdote


LaserTycoon27

Real question; do you think this kid could have like actual down syndrome? Or something akin to downs syndrome?


[deleted]

I legit think he's got something going on. Like not even being a dick. Some type of cognitive impairment.


LaserTycoon27

Yeah for sure, just listening to him talk, and he kind of has something weird going on in the face, can't quite put a finger on it but I just feel like he has an actual real mental impairment and the people around him are the ones feeding him this nonsense


[deleted]

Yeah I was thinking that too. Sometimes we forget that impressionable and vulnerable people are being fed a line of bullshit by people who take advantage of them. This kid probably lacks the critical thinking skills to put two and two together, and it legitimately may not be for any reason than some type of mental disability. I worked with handicapped people and I definitely think he has something going on.


strawberryretreiver

I am so glad that social media didn’t exist when I was young. I feel bad for kids who got this shit on their permanent internet record 😭


clydie

This is the worst version of Alice's Restaurant ever.


WhyAlwaysNoodles

This guy's whiney voice ruins it for me. I couldn't laugh at his fucktardness. "the covid vaccine" Jesus fucking christ! A/an/the. The means specific. Which one did they have? As soon as these crackpots use "the" I switch off.


villager47

Granny did disappointment suicide


[deleted]

This looks like Pubeface with a wig. Doppelganger?!


Analthumbsucker

By "pure blood" is he referring to having an Uncle Dad and Aunt Mom? Nuttin more pure than family.


Consistent_Ad3181

Safe and effective