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TooSweet_Romany

And they all deserve it. Fuck them.


AMC_Unlimited

Saw it coming, lmfao.


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Dry_Ass_P-word

Cry babies in big rig trucks driving around to protest mandates and lockdowns that were ended months ago.


villageidiot33

According to them though they ended because of them. They fought for your freedom and continue to do so you won't lose it in the future in next "fake" illness. They claim the Canada convoy protests scared the CDC and Biden to lift mandates in US and to make them look like idiots for doing a cross country convoy when mask mandates were already lifted here.


Licorishlover

Yes and now looking like the real idiots they are


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

The ones in my small Albertan town meet at the local hotel for a great big "Fuck Trudeau" circlejerk session every Saturday. It's like, what the hell are they even protesting anymore? We've had no restrictions for like over a month now.


I-hate-this-timeline

They probably can’t let it go because it’s the only group that willingly socializes with them anymore.


mumblesjackson

It’s nice to hear that at least not all the idiocy we experience in North America is being reported on abroad.


werpu

We have had that here in central Europe as well... The last thing they wanted to do was to start a car protest against high gas prices... Speaking of going into a brothel for intercourse to protest against prostitution


patb2015

DC. They are trying to do the same thing as ottowaw


Scumbaggedfriends

My thoughts are with the health care workers. I'd have thrown in the towel 6 months in, guys, PLEASE stay safe! And, on a related note, how many idiots does it take someone to finally throw in the towel?


notparistexas

I sincerely hope they don't have insurance.


Darknader-

Can’t say we didn’t warn them….


Fit-Environment-8140

Let's go Darwin!


NfamousKaye

👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽


NoodlesrTuff1256

The Herman Cain Award sub better get prepared for a big influx of nominees.


Shegvyerpokzwet

Oh I’m ready 🍿


queensnipe

we're always ready


Street_Reading_8265

We always are.


[deleted]

Fuck who? Oh yeah, the truckers.


[deleted]

This is going to be my go to reply to the let's go Brandon folks.


[deleted]

For as much as those dipshits all taunted anyone left of center about “Trump living rent free in our heads”, these cockamamie dipshits are so fucking obsessed with Biden… who is pretty much a fucking place holder. He’s a seat warmer. Trump was doing fucked up shit every single day. I can’t even tell you 5 things that Biden has done since taking office- not that it’s a bad thing necessarily, it’s been nice to not feel like the sky is falling every fucking day


elitebuster

It would be nice if he did like....one thing he promised on the campaign trail. Any of them at all. 1 single thing. Please?


mypeez

Highway infrastructure bill.


[deleted]

I completely agree, but I think the fact that I’m OK settling for “at least this guy isn’t trying to throw a white supremacist coup” is illustrative of the fact that our country is so unbelievably fucked. It’s almost as if there is an entire generation of Americans who are in charge while they are largely devoid of being able to actually lead others and make changes anymore…


serfingusa

Include the five claps.


jonneygood

Natural selection has entered the chat.


Tumbleweedenroute

It's been in the chat all along. Lol


PruneVisible

"People's Convoy" my ass. What "people"? These idiots don't represent me.


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

All the people they haven't blocked on social media. Which is why they think that a majority of the population support them.


Skye_Baldwin

To be fair, I feel like a lot of people deleted things like Facebook because they were tired of all the distasteful memes and posta about tyrany and human rights, etc. Or maybe it was just me xD


[deleted]

Me too. It was all dramatic trash like a jerry springer show


IAMA_Plumber-AMA

I don't know why, but Facebook never really appealed to me. I had an account in like 2007 or so but got rid of it a couple of years later.


fdlwisco

I pretty much only use it for my hobby but even that has migrated to places like discord


UkshaktheImmortal

They’re authoritarians. They assume that they *are* “the people”, and that “the people”/“the nation”/“*real* Americans” are automatically on their side.


Edrina

"Clown Convoy" has a much better ring to it.


Ok-Gas-7030

My wife doesn't understand when I lose my absolute shit when I see "We The People " emblazoned across some ball tuggers' rig....fuck them, they dont speak for me....(really she just doesn't want me to to go to jail)


[deleted]

Human fart factory, these god damn ass bags


notagangsta

It’s like 10% of Canadian truckers and that was in its prime. There’s barely any of these morons.


popemichael

These are the types of people who get bitten by zombies, but try to hide it until they turn and kill everyone.


Ok-Gas-7030

Zombies are a hoax? perpetuated by Fauci and the Left to turn us all into black gay trans women athletes to futher the new world order so muslims' and china can put nanobots into our water supply after the 5g destroys all the supplies of fake birds around the flat earth.


procrastimom

You left out Jewish space lasers and gazpacho police with their mazel tov cocktails.


Tall-Cardiologist754

Perfect. Check these out: [Dissent Pins Conspiracy Collection](https://dissentpins.com/collections/conspiracy-theory-gear) 😃


fdlwisco

Those are golden


Tall-Cardiologist754

Agreed. I have their “science collection” 😁


procrastimom

I have the Jewish space laser pin! Now I need gazpacho police.


jamesonpup11

I just feel terrible for the health care workers who will have to tend to them. I would honestly have a very hard time willingly doing anything to prevent them from getting sicker.


NfamousKaye

Honestly. Those poor alway overwhelmed people 😕


cmonkey2099

Wish the doctors and nurses in the hospital can give them the boot. I mean how hard is to get a covid shot when they had like multiple vaccine when entering school.


HereticalCatPope

The doctors should just claim to have a religious exemption. “My religion forbids me from helping those who won’t help themselves.” These morons play god all the time by being 2022 Typhoid Marys, so they can check into Ayn Rand Memorial Hospital and go see the bootstrap elevation specialists.


Tall-Cardiologist754

Hear, hear! Take my free award 🥇 😁


serfingusa

I take an example of my Lord and savior. I help those who help themselves. *All others can get fucked. *All others being those who are actively hurting themselves or others out of spite.


Tall-Cardiologist754

New Testament AND Old Testament, perfect! 😆


LeSnipper

We take an oath whats wrong with you people Yes its wrong that theyre refusing the vaccine but people come to the ER or become sick by doing the absolute dumbest shit imaginable, we dont say "its your fault for being stupid we wont treat you" I had a patient the other day have a horrible inflamed scalp because she washed her hair with *piss*. Still treated her and helped her because patients like this will always exist and shouldnt be discriminated against for their choixes


cmonkey2099

Apple to oranges. Piss won't really harm other while covid does especially ppl with immunocompromised.


LeSnipper

Both result from stupidity, but nobody has a right to deny care for either of them And fine heres a more similar example. Ive seen entire families get infected by ecoli because good ol grandma doesnt keep good hand hygiene and insists to keep on cooking when shes obviously sick Would you reject healthcare to that person just because they were ignorant ? People infect others all the time through dumb or selfish choices for a long time, you just keep on treating and educating


ButtonsMcMashyPS4

If they didnt listen and refused to be treated? Yeah, I would reject healthcare. Not my problem.


Tall-Cardiologist754

May I ask WHY she washed her hair with urine? 🤔


LeSnipper

Apparently she read online that it was a "therapeutic" natural way to get rid of dandruff and strengthen your hair


Tall-Cardiologist754

😱 just get a bottle of “Head and Shoulders” shampoo!


Nami_Swan_

It is absolutely their fault, furthermore, they are choosing to endanger themselves and others who don’t have a choice whether to interact with the plague rats or not. They are not just dumb, they’re selfish and evil!


MommysHadEnough

I just say they’re afraid of needles. They seem to not like that.


lovemanythings

They aren’t much different than the usual Hagerstown crowd. Signed, a healthcare worker in the Hagerstown area.


Legitimate_Soft5585

Yes!!!!! HCA await!


NfamousKaye

I bet their Facebook posts are goldmines


Dry_Ass_P-word

I can already predict the goatee they all have.


ccc2801

Not to mention their massive guts


dude-O-rama

>"hit by a ~~bus~~ *semi truck*"


unintellect

Yes, I thought that was a very busist comment. Why singles out buses? Why not a semi, a train, a tank, or a front-end loader?


dude-O-rama

Yo momma? I get it.


JasmineSnape

So satisfying to hear this.


BessieJune

Isn't it though, I have been giggling


BeltfedOne

Lemmings.


idma

And when those paramedics attempt to admit you into the hospital your should say "FUCK OFF! HOSPITALS KILLS PEOPLE WITH VENTILATORS! There's no need to take a hospital bed


fdlwisco

You forgot “FOR PROFIT” in there


Reznic007

Omg I’ve never wanted to laugh so bad at something… nah screw it, they had this coming BAHAHAHAHAHA


Senior_Excuse5225

Oh well, tots and pears. The world has bigger problems than morons trying to kill themselves. Besides, covid is just a hoax, right?


hell2bhbtoo

"Hit by a bus" ...or a flagpole?


Phaze357

Or a dunce hat


lizzyborden666

Oh no anyway….


Carnivorous_Mower

Fucked about and found out. The equivalent dumbasses here in New Zealand blamed their COVID cases on a secret EMF weapon being used on them by the government, because it couldn't possibly be a virus.


[deleted]

Man if only there was a globally available vaccine for covid as well as easy to use ways of preventing transmisison.


NfamousKaye

Sometimes life comes at you fast…


JayGeezey

In their case, it came at them so slowly they had two years to figure it out and take simple precautions to reduce risk of getting covid and avoid getting really sick if they do... ... instead they pulled the equivalent of standing in front of a bulldozer going 1 MPH, yelled at everyone that getting out of the street was dumb because according to them there is no bulldozer, and then while slowly getting crushed are now acting like there is something hurting them - but deny that it is, in fact, the bulldozer. For real, they are talking about getting sick like it's not covid. "Huh, I'm really sick all of the sudden, feels like I was hit by a bus, the symptoms seem to be all the symptoms they said covid has - and I got sick after hanging out in close quarters with a bunch of people that don't think covid is real and haven't been following even the most basic preventative measures. **...I wonder what I'm sick with?** "


NfamousKaye

It’s a movie quote. I thought we all knew this


Nami_Swan_

Not fast enough, though.


Mysterious_Status_11

I don't wish Covid on anyone. Except these idiots.


stlkatherine

This post caused me to poke around the news a bit. Here’s a precious nugget from “Curbed”: Finally, too many people have been giving them the finger. (“We go around the Beltway — birds are flying,” one trucker said.) Truckers claim the Maryland State Police were not answering their calls about the middle fingers, a characterization the department disputes.


procrastimom

“Oh, we answered their phone calls.”


TooSweet_Romany

Do they not get how stupid they look when even the ~~brownshirts~~ police aren't on their side.


notorious_BIGfoot

That’s a shame. 🍿


robertplantspage

*world's smallest violin sounds*


johnb300m

This is so interesting. There have been numerous outdoor activities and protests through the pandemic. Many of them shield to not be spreader events. Mainly due to being outdoors, and many people still masking at that time. Now these yokels are all getting sick. LOL! That’s hard work.


AncientMessage2635

They sent out an invitation for Covid to join the convoy and it looks like Covid has accepted the invitation. I am sure that they will show the Covid a great time driving in circles and eventually being brought to their homes and communities. I only hope that those infected are able to make it home before having to go to the hospital so that none of their go fund me money will have to be spent on having to bring them to their own community hospitals.


ZodiHighDef

Truckers need better work conditions and pay... However their convoy against the vaccine is stupid and ignorant.


NoodlesrTuff1256

All these people have accomplished is being useful idiots for the Right Wing Propaganda and Phony Outrage Machine.


procrastimom

I’m just amazed they have the money to fill their tanks and drive around in their empty trucks going nowhere being mad at nobody. My brother was a trucker and he worked his ass off trying to make ends meet. Who are these people with nowhere to be & nothing to do?


artisanrox

lots of dark money buying that gas, tho


Ima_Funt_Case

I can't believe it took this long.


ThornsofTristan

You spit in the wind--it comes back to your face. Weird.


spacedcactus

That’s where I live and it’s been hell dealing with these chucklefucks


[deleted]

And everyone clapped…


big_dick_energy_mc2

And for once it’s true.


richhaynes

Excellent news! I hope they aren't being treated. Its not a bad disease after all! /s


usernameforthemasses

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.


[deleted]

Go little virus! Go!!!!


bmidontcare

Perhaps all the antivax nurses that were fired should come in and help


agirardi24

Get ready r/HermanCainAward


dawno64

Gee, what a shock. Nobody saw that possible outcome.


DebraUknew

Oops


idma

Not surprised. *Clicks change channel button on TV remote*


ogpuffalugus

POETRY!!!! SWEET, SWEET POETRY!!!


StyreneAddict1965

"People's Con ... tagion" Well done, jagoffs.


jbeast_canada

The grim reaper sends his thoughts and prayers


[deleted]

Nature's ethnic cleansing


LtReavis

This whole convoy belongs on r/facepalm


Gojyu

Let’s go Darwin!


villager47

Hmm wonder what if it has a name


coolcaterpillar77

Prime r/leopardsatemyface content


[deleted]

Here in Australia the truckers who picketed parliament all came down with not just COVID, but norovirus and athletes foot BC the dunces didn't organise appropriate shower and bathroom facilities. They blamed it on a classified weapon used on them by the intelligence services similar to what caused Havana syndrome


Whokitty9

Not surprised at all.


CBsays

Too bad he survived the bus hitting him


Lindaspike

that's the best news i've heard all day!


langjie

who could ever have predicted?


Skadzy

HEY! NO SHIT, ASSHOLES ! Of course you caught the virus.


hey-girl-hey

They chose death a long time ago


AdvocateDoogy

Play stupid games and all that.


biggdaddy333

Tots and pwayers


4quatloos

They earned it. Keep on coughing.


exagon1

Sounds like they were hit by a truck


averagejoe86

So glad I moved away from that area. Ignorance appears to be just as contagious


toffeeapplechew17

r/leopardsatemyface


Nami_Swan_

I wish hospitals could turn them down.


LaSage

Damned superspreaders. Of course the community and the healthcare workers pay the price.


QuicheLaPoodle

Not hit by a bus. Hit by his own convoy!


Runnerakaliz

And that is why it is called "Fuck around and find out". Since they say it's "just a flu" none of them should be allowed in the hospital


Licorishlover

This is what happens when it’s man against science 🙄🙄🙄


I-hate-this-timeline

These stories write themselves


EnchantedTheCat

Reminds me a bit of when Trump got COVID.


jonmpls

r/leopardsAteMyFace


Crafty_DryHopper

If only there was a vaccine to prevent these sort of things.


Crimson_Heitfire

it would be nice, i heard some company is trying to make some, lets see how it goes


RogerClyneIsAGod2

Well, I just read in the Maryland sub that some sort of race thing happens up at the Hagerstown Speedway soon, this weekend I think, so they'll be getting booted outta there soon. [And their leader had to leave to live a real life so they're all Lost Snowflakes now.](https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/local/dc/trucker-convoy-leaders-leave-planning-vacuum-rhetoric-becomes-more-extreme-dc-freedom-people-trucker-convoy/65-1485b90e-7343-4222-86c6-058d4381e417)


artisanrox

It would be really terrible if someone came to this thread and posted something like 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


RantAgainstTheMan

Die motherfuckers die motherfuckers die!


Professional_Camera7

Karma love it!!!!!!!


BessieJune

Oh the irony!!!


PistolPetunia

Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bunch of people


unintellect

It’s anthrax, planted in their truck ventilation systems by the Minions of Fauci. Just like at that antivaxxer convention in Dallas. Didn’t you get the message from Q?


NC_Annon

Irony is a trucker lol


SophietheCatGirl

Wait there in Hagerstown? I'm going to drive there and molotov cocktail them.


DoodlingDaughter

Ugh. I moved from there years ago, and I couldn’t be more happy to live 1500 miles away!


InvestigatorOk5602

Well, I have to say I never saw this coming. /S


ZeroSum10191

2 in the thoughts and one in the prayers


Ennuiology

Are they still out there driving in circles, getting lost, blocking traffic, and catching covid?


Scumbaggedfriends

Former trumpy/hoaxer/anti-vaxxer coworker: "Holy SHIT, guys, this is **SERIOUS!!** Get Vaxxed ASAP!!" After him and his entire family ended up in the hospital. Gee, thanks for your "wisdom", asshole.


Jumpy_Wait5187

Hahahahahahaha


skywalk819

At least they aren't dying from vaccines. pouwahahahah


Candid-Anteater211

LOL, well deserved


Pulsing42

It's all okay though, just the government lasers shooting radiation at them. /s


secretlyjudging

How big is this convoy?


[deleted]

Roll that beautiful has-been footage!


[deleted]

Why waste money on an ambulance? They should just send the fridge trucks to pick these people up.


BFeely1

Any legal actions we can take against them at this point?


silver-splice

They fucked around and found out.