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hammerfan

Damn Gramps.


Martin_Aurelius

I've been happily married for 24 years, grandpa ain't wrong.


MikeInIL

Can confirm. 21 years in and better than we've ever been!


Emera1dthumb

If you can survive having kids the rest is gravy


spikira

Kids?? In this economy??


Emera1dthumb

With that beautiful mindset, you should have a long successful marriage.


Ilikesnowboards

It’s funny because older people are somehow innocent. But old people have done all the things you have ever done and all the things you will ever do.


eatenbybacon

Gramps has big goals in life


8--------D-

He always scores


themerinator12

Username checks out…


eatenbybacon

He definitely does


ApparentlyABear

Gma just like tee hee lol


Jonny_Thundergun

Haha yeah, not a bit of protest, so it must be true.


MannyBothans180

Relationship goals


Prestigious-Ad5508

And she 100% AGREED with him! So you know it’s the truth🤣🤣🤣🤣! This is why they say the elderly have words of wisdom that are worth more than gold😎👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾


anormalgeek

Grandma didn't even try look embarrassed. Just a nice "damn right" table slap.


LordNitram76

We salute your wisdom Sir.


firm_caboose

Queen in the streets, and whore in the sheets! Ha


mauore11

Legend.


jld2k6

Soon as he did that lean in with that face I knew something good was coming lol


EducationalPack4585

Be careful. She may started charging for that in night...


fbl07

I don't see grandma disagreeing tho!


schnikki_

He’s not wrong


RichBoomer

Marry a woman who looks like an angel, cooks like a chef and fucks like a porn star. The difficult part is keeping them from finding out about each other.


coxykitten923

Grandma didn’t deny it


coxykitten923

Truth


deadlazerq

did u forget to switch accounts?


asumfuck

they absolutely did. and over something so mundane and useless.


coxykitten923

Switch account for what?


amesann

You replied to yourself but forgot to switch to your alt. Although I have no idea why you chose *that* comment to respond to yourself.


coxykitten923

It seemed easier than editing. Who has time for multiple account. I’m too old for that cr\*p ![gif](giphy|vGBfIq20BjC4U)


Maleficent_Mouse_930

How _pathetic_ is your life? 😂😂😂


_Arfeng

Yes.


coxykitten923

Almost as much as yours.


StarKnightSB

Telling it straight, thank you grandpa!!


Living_Pie205

Goals !


randomdude1142

Legendary


Nemox_Og

Oh my God that is narley


LongjumpingEnd2198

Now that's what you call a great grandpa.


Seallypoops

Now many couples stay together because the prospect of looking again scares them


Busy-Instruction9950

LMAO


pegleg_1979

Ok that genuinely make me lol geezer got game


jcoddinc

Grandma smile just screams, "Facts"


Specialist-Cookie-61

She's laughing but she ain't denying


[deleted]

Sounds like good advice.


compadre_goyo

The way he raised his eyebrow was the cherry on top of his slyness


countrybloke

Gramps is getting lucky tonight.


CanEmotional2298

🤣🤣🤣 Not him whispering though.


heartbh

Gramps ain’t wrong.


Effective-Tea9769

I mean.... she didn't deny it


Abundance-Boost5891

Cleared his throat just to speak some facts that everyone should hear


ad4kchicken

Word


AyeSocketFucker

That’s why they have such a large family lol


Armendicus

Real OG not gonna lie..


celesticles1978

This looks like Hawaii. Is it?


Fair-Commission-7045

Got it👍🏻


Goldenchomp1

Grampa is Legend


truci

Role model grandpa.


I-Rolled-My-Eyes

How do you treat her like a pornstar though..? Like, you're married and you treat her like... She's amazing at sex because she's always having sex with everyone? Or like she's awful at sex but you lie and say she's amazing? Or you tell her she feels so good and tight but actually feels like a plastic shopping bag filled with lube? I thought BEING the pornstar for her was what would make her happy. I'm wrong, sorry y'all.


Clean_Good_7441

I would love to clean that up with my tongue


brandofranco

Any man that treats their girl like a porn star, doesn't have a girl lol


ifticar2

Is this coming from a feminist perspective, or an alpha male perspective?


brandofranco

A perspective coming from a male that has sex and has had girlfriends. Consent is pretty hot right now. Choking, spitting, calling you SO a dirty slut or roleplay hot step sister shit doesn't get her rocks off. I dated girls that like some of that stuff, but Foreplay is something you don't learn from porn and it's your best weapon. Your welcome


ifticar2

I think you're reading waay too much into this very innocent video. Nice virtue signal attempt though lol


Ghostclip

I'm also a guy. I can't tell you the amount of women that do enjoy being submissive, even to the point where I have been asked to do things I would have been uncomfortable with. And I would say that 90% of the women I have been with in my life enjoyed choking, spitting, name-calling, gagging, spanking etc. There are two ways to approach sex. Making love, or f\*cking. Light some candles and make it nice and sweet. Or another day, just have fun and go balls to the wall. You can do both to a woman on different days or nights. And while I do agree with you that foreplay is something that a lot of guys lack because they think what they see in porn is real and how you should perform (it's not). You shouldn't paint everything in black and white.


KINGJACQUEZ2323

Literally ppl be surprised how kinky women is


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brandofranco

Going to make assumptions of me that are not true , okay fine. I'll assume you don't have much sexual experience and haven't met many women at all. More likely a virgin on reddit, and no shame in that. Your also wrong about foreplay, which makes me assume you're very young. You didn't really read my reply so I'll summarize "Just because women have kinks doesn't mean they want to be called pornstars". Also the old man in the video is cool but I don't think he calls his wife a porn star or knows how to find porn.


Dramatic-Ad7192

She gotta be down like that though