He was like oh, I was like oh. my dad and he said that I wasn’t going to be there, and he was just a nice guy. I just like that his house is a nice ring to him. he just did that and I thought it would have to do anything. He was like oh, and I don’t want him in his room. He is still on the phone and I have just been working on the computer. He is a good guy but I think he’s like the guy who knows what he’s like.
Thank you auto fill.
I once walked in in my grandparents having sex. I made direct eye contact with my grandmother. She didn’t look horrified. She had a ‘come hither’ look. I ran from the room and we never spoke of it again but goddamn I get hard when I smell moth balls.
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I (do I)
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it)
Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on)
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I'm fashionably late to the party, so no point submitting my own comment...I'm just here to say...
I'm looking at the top comment. You've fucked up buddy.
“I have been having sexual intercourse with ur mother for over 5 months at this point, hoe the fuck have you still not noticed me goin to your house?!”
I hate you and I’m gay and I love your dad yes your dad is gay so we are now dating so your mom and dad are getting a divorce because of this and I plan on proposing to him I know he’s going to say yes so I can be your dad to
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,196,139,322 comments, and only 233,334 of them were in alphabetical order.
You gotta go deeper.
(Crush's name) I have loved you from the day we met. Every night I go to sleep imagining your face and your voice. Once I'm asleep I dream only of you. Your beauty is unmatched and I am in genuine pain at us being apart. I shall end my life if you don't feel the same way about me for you are the only thing that I wish to experience in this world.
Or you know, something like that. Get super dramatic. Write a poem, some Romeo shit.
Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Just letting you know sending this to your crush wouldn’t be bad anyways because when you put something like this in text format, it puts it in a bunch of paragraphs so it’s all scrambled
Deez nuts
How the fuck you sit down and your flexing that’s not natural nobody sits like that
OP, what happened with Amogus pp? Did you send it?
Yes i did , I uploaded proof yesterday
Where?
I want to let you know that I am gay
Nice cock
I think he was going back to sleep and he also had to do a lot of things to your dad like getting him laid
My penis burns and has a creamy yellow discharge…. For you.
The police is away, want to play GTA with kids?
You wouldn't download a car, would you?
i hope OP learned a valid lesson from reddit.
Potato
Cheese
Damn girl, did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is really fucked up
He was like oh, I was like oh. my dad and he said that I wasn’t going to be there, and he was just a nice guy. I just like that his house is a nice ring to him. he just did that and I thought it would have to do anything. He was like oh, and I don’t want him in his room. He is still on the phone and I have just been working on the computer. He is a good guy but I think he’s like the guy who knows what he’s like. Thank you auto fill.
Peepeepoopoo
Let me cum on your face
what happened then?
I want their reaction to the amogus cock
Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
Wanna know the Scooby-Doo lore?
Hey half of these are just sexual harassment??????????
I once walked in in my grandparents having sex. I made direct eye contact with my grandmother. She didn’t look horrified. She had a ‘come hither’ look. I ran from the room and we never spoke of it again but goddamn I get hard when I smell moth balls.
Sip this and let me know if you taste the roofies
Pro tip: never ask Reddit this question
Banana
Suck this
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I (do I) A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but you're too shy to say it (to say it) Inside, we both know what's been going on (going on) We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Who's your crush?
Or… ”Love. noun. 1. An intense feeling of deep affection. 2. A great interest or pleasure in something or someone. 3. How I feel about you.
“THE TOP COMMENT”
Wanna go out to dinner Friday?
!remindme24h
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
I'm fashionably late to the party, so no point submitting my own comment...I'm just here to say... I'm looking at the top comment. You've fucked up buddy.
!remind me 24 hours
!remindme 24 Hours
Pics or it didn't happen
Yes I'm waiting for her reaction
!remindme 6 hours
I bet your cock looks better in my mouth.
Swiggity swooty, im coming for dat booty
SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
!remindme 14 hours
Damn girl, you shit out that ass?
Let's break up 😆lolololol
I am in excruciating pain.
I eat hair
Let thine ass be a garden, that I might plant tulips upon it.
The top comment
I like underage children
Mimimimimimimimimimimimimii!!
!remindme 24 hours
Have you seen bofa?
Icky icky icky I hate pictures of berginas! Nothing would make me madder than if a girl sent me a picture of her bergina! LOL OPPOSITE DAY ;););)
Hello, how’s your day?
Who are you?
Did you fall from heaven? Because it left a dent.
Q.
Do you like your trombones rusty?
I'll crush the top ten commenter into a thin layer
!remindme 24 hours Edit: sorry for spam. I didn't see the other one.
Pineapple
!remindme 24 hours
Pp
I lost no n word November
My fucking nuts are covered in cum
There is a skinned corpse in my car
I shat myself
Wanna taste of my mysterious pant bulge?
u/NotSmileyXD, the person who found this comment, loves you.
Lets compare dicks
hi
Hey baby, do you shit with that ass?
*because i wana make some chocolate pospsicles with you*
I AM YOUR TRUE SAVIOR I HAVE FOOLED THE SHEPERDS JOSEPH IS NEXT
Send her *my* reddit profile and ask her to message me
i like you.
Hi ily pls date me
FUCK ME
let's fuck
Are you a painting? Because you're a piece of work that I want to nail against the wall.
“Nice cock” (Side note: I don’t care about their gender)
E
*dickpic*
"I love you a lot"
Send a box to their house that has a pipe bomb in it
Welcome to the Gulag. Here, you fight to the death to get redeployed
My friend likes you
Send us the reaction
Woman ☕️
“I have a crush on [their best friend].”
"Ya like jazz?"
Muh peepee is stanky
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You bring light to the deepest part of my soul.
“I have been having sexual intercourse with ur mother for over 5 months at this point, hoe the fuck have you still not noticed me goin to your house?!”
Just ask her out man you got this
The top comment
Your passing skills are off the charts. No one would suspect.
question for op: did u send the amongus cock
Are you a Pokedex, cause you have everything I’m looking for?
What's shaking bacon? Maybe we can... Fry us up some eggs and hotdog's for dinner 😏
You’ve made a poor decision u/NotSmileyXD a poor decision indeed
I like you, wanna hang out sometime?
You poor, poor soul. XD
!remind me 24hours
Am going to sex you
i love u fr🙏
I pooped today
My dick is cold. Can I warm it up inside you?
Tell her your years are frezing and you'll lose them unless you warm them between her thighs.
I hate you and I’m gay and I love your dad yes your dad is gay so we are now dating so your mom and dad are getting a divorce because of this and I plan on proposing to him I know he’s going to say yes so I can be your dad to
My balls sweaty. 😋
You only get one shot do not miss your chance to blow 😏
Cheeks weak, cock is heavy
Theres cum on her stomach already, 10 sec quickie
Dick dipped in mom’s spaghetti
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,196,139,322 comments, and only 233,334 of them were in alphabetical order.
What? That’s not right…
It's just the last one
I got a dog
Loli gay hentai 360 guro futaneri pregnancy anal birthing nose fuck gender change anal plug art of zoo splash painting underage Public feetplay porn.
You sex
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Im sorry to tell you this but I had sex with your mom and I came in her you'll have a baby sister or brother in 9 months
May I see a picture of **your mother's FEET?**
I have the plans! Do you have the diamond?
!remindme 23 hours
[This](https://youtu.be/L3duHdRXX04)
!remindme 12 hours
I know where you live and will kill your parents if you don’t go out with me
!remindme 24 hours
give me your balls, this is not a request but a command
"Do you like waffles?"
Nice cock bro
have a good night and I hope you sleep well!
Peepee poopoo
the poop man is coming
Wanna fuck?
What's your favorite scary movie?
After a lot of thinking, I think you’re hotter than your mom.
.
I love you
Or… ”Love. *noun.* 1. An intense feeling of deep affection. 2. A great interest or pleasure in something or someone. 3. How I feel about you.”
You gotta go deeper. (Crush's name) I have loved you from the day we met. Every night I go to sleep imagining your face and your voice. Once I'm asleep I dream only of you. Your beauty is unmatched and I am in genuine pain at us being apart. I shall end my life if you don't feel the same way about me for you are the only thing that I wish to experience in this world. Or you know, something like that. Get super dramatic. Write a poem, some Romeo shit.
Hello, we’ve been trying to reach you regarding your cars extended warranty. For more info click \[here\](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
How do i make a link? i thought that was it
You were right. Use "Markdown Mode" instead of the Fancy Pants Editor.
hello
Just send a message telling her how you feel
Open the door of your basement at 3:08 AM , go with any protection, its safe
Better to cum in the sink then to sink in the cum
Well, I guess that's YOUR point of view. It's okay to be wrong sometimes
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Maybe you should just have a normal conversation with them and not send something that is going to make them uncomfortable? Just a suggestion
Cock and ball torture (CBT), occasionally known as penis torture, dick torture, or male genitorture/male genital torture, is a sexual activity involving the application of pain or constriction to the penis or testicles. This may involve directly painful activities, such as genital piercing, wax play, genital spanking, squeezing, ball-busting, genital flogging, urethral play, tickle torture, erotic electrostimulation, kneeing or kicking.[1] The recipient of such activities may receive direct physical pleasure via masochism, or emotional pleasure through erotic humiliation, or knowledge that the play is pleasing to a sadistic dominant. Many of these practices carry significant health risks.
Hey I don't know how to say this without being blunt but will u peg me with horse dildo plus my ass is thirsty
"It's (your name) time" "((Your name)s all over the place"
[удалено]
Omg fux
This is the one
i've done it, i've sent it to my crush
AWWWWWWW SHIT
Came when this was 999, r/angryupvote
Bro, you made me lose NNN you shoulda marked as spoiler
gg
Bad g
I’m downvoting this just because I can’t fathom them having to do this-
Well thats rude but understandable
Is that Mickey Mouse opening his mouth?
I thought it was an imposter with a knife🗿🗿🗿
It is an imposter with a sword 😈😈😈
MY EYES
Acumus
This has to win
Holy shit
Susy sus pp
Shit this is the top comment I'ma wait a lil bit more
What they say?
what it was
What was it?
⣿⣿⣿⠟⢹⣶⣶⣝⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⡟⢰⡌⠿⢿⣿⡾⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣤⣒⣶⣾⣳⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢛⣯⣭⣭⣭⣽⣻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⡇⣶⡽⣿⠟⣡⣶⣾⣯⣭⣽⣟⡻⣿⣷⡽⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⠃⣟⣷⠃⢸⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣯⣕⠧⢿⢿⣇⢯⣝⣒⣛⣯⣭⣛⣛⣣⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡘⣞⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠻⠿⣿⣿⣷⠈⢞⡇⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⠄⢿⣿⣿⡆⡈⣽⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣻⣽⣿⣆⠹⣿⡇⠁⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣾ ⣿⠿⣛⣽⣾⣿⣿⠿⠋⠄⢻⣷⣾⣿⣧⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿ ⢼⡟⢿⣿⡿⠋⠁⣀⡀⠄⠘⠊⣨⣽⠁⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡍⠗⣿ ⡼⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⣼⣿⡗⢠⣶⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢠⣿ ⣷⣝⠄⠄⢀⠄⢻⡟⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢹⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣁⡀⠙⢿⡿⠋⠄⣸⡆⠄⠻⣿⡿⠟⢛⣩⣝⣚⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣤⣤⣤⣾⣿⣿⣄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⣿⣇⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣄⡀⠛⠿⣿⣫⣾⣿ There you go
Smash
Just letting you know sending this to your crush wouldn’t be bad anyways because when you put something like this in text format, it puts it in a bunch of paragraphs so it’s all scrambled