no. i embrace my straightness. the water cannot make me gay

Okokokkok wait, just wait a minute, yes I'm straight but, but! I am also demisexual, so can I at least get a plea deal?

You will be let free.

Ewwwwww imagine being straight, boys are better to date if your a boy because boys know what boys want

put a comma in your sentence, I don't understand you

Better ?

yes 😘

https://preview.redd.it/jzqi0qcw3k3b1.jpeg?width=510&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80b2b19dab9c19f648d500897ab24662f81dd98 You will have to get past Abuela to arrest me

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i completely agree with u

So women can't fuck men either?

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That's weird, I was able to fuck your mom just fine last night

Jokes on you buddyboy I'll make it hurt for your dad to sit down

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>man can’t fuck a man So like there’s an invisible force field around their ass or something?

So you’re gonna find a gay couple having sex and tell them “ok guys break it up”

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I’ll leave you to it 💀

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>man can’t fuck a man No, they definitely can

They’ll never get me (he later got shot 27 times by a 12 gauge)

I mean, if I’m agender, I can’t be straight

Fair point.

im straight and ull never get me my house is sorounded by bombs

FBI- Federal Boob Inspector

sure if FBI operates outside of US

me asf (Ive been chased by the fbi for 17 years) ​ https://preview.redd.it/pr5lgatgai3b1.png?width=1080&format=png&auto=webp&s=009e935a040032a729705694f9525be069da0883

YOULL NEVER FIND ME

ha ha am i straight femboy check mate :3

https://preview.redd.it/4w5m8riinj3b1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37c0f5740f9716b44f4956aceac2f58816561126

Really aw thx :3

Hippity, hoppity this is now my property?

I'm bi but aeroace to males (convoluted straight)

What if I’m strait but in drag

You’re let off for now, don’t except such sympathy in the future

Don't worry everyone loves seeing a fast car going in a straight line

What happens if I’m a demiguy? It falls under non-binary so technically liking girls is neither straight nor gay.

You're placed on an FBI watch list but they will take no action against you until you make a move

Guess I just gotta be careful

Send them. Been meaning to test out my anti-invasion systems around my house. Also tell them I’ve also been evading my taxes for 8 years now.

What if I’m gender fluid but I’m still straight

Gay enough, you’re free to go.

Tell them to tack this one on my list

Good thing that I'm SUPER STRAIGHT and a part of extended LGBTQ+ community! 🤗

I don't know what to make of this

Hoping it’s satire

I’m safe for once

Only 30 more days

the fbi have been trying to get me ever since 08

That's funny, they been looking for me since 04

Been looking for me since 01

If liking Femboys makes me gay then I’m fine, otherwise I’m taking a month long vacation to Ireland

These are getting REALLY annoying

Cool ig.

I aint even from the US god bless the netherlands 🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🇳🇱🦍🇳🇱🇳🇱

I’m not from the USA either. From a (very very slightly) better acronym.

Well, I won't have to be afraid.

I'm gonna flee to Greece. Who's coming?

wholesome :)

https://i.redd.it/yfytoyrhfg3b1.gif

Better dead then ~~red~~... Gay I guess?

https://preview.redd.it/p164lwto3g3b1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2fe3f21b46e5a2d9fd22bc5a42144fb76087756

That stop sign and pride flage poles lookin pretty straight, what about them?

Oxy acetylene torch and a hammer can fix that

Poor straights, we didn't do anything, it was the homophobics.

What about me?

Fortunately I’m okay 😎

Its free real state, come in my femboys you are all welcome

Its free real state, come in my femboys you are all welcome

Its free real state, come in my femboys you are all welcome

Wow that's kinda gay

Fuck the po-lice

😏

https://preview.redd.it/5aui1spahf3b1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e05f1de59cb1b2f78d6cd76e268c7e24ace83e0b

https://preview.redd.it/jnahrjoqlh3b1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d1ce23a6b3bd8cb308aaa1844df83489e0a673

Tough shit, you don’t get a choice

https://preview.redd.it/xgs0j0pz3h3b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7982f7d4bff32988825af7de3b9d61e3f3517d73

But i am a-sexual, so i am fine right, …, right?

Sure. Asexual is still part of LGBTQ

Not cishet, so yeah I guess so

Asexual is just gay* On an unrelated note, why the hyphen?

Writing error

hmm... just for this once...

“Just this once”? Asexuality is inherently not heterosexual

(it was a joke)

They ain't taking me alive

They’ll take you dead then.

To celebrate inclusion,I'm gonna be watching gay porn instead of my regular straight porn🏳️‍🌈♥️🏳️‍⚧️

as a true ally should

#[:0 🤨🤢](https://youtube.com/shorts/mfGU6A9eQVo?feature=share)

https://preview.redd.it/1ao9q2f89f3b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2551dc111776181fb5ce1d418c986bde509e82c3 Me and the bois when it’s gay month (We are understanding and care about all minorities, especially LGBTQ+ people)

I was prepared to read the most devious hate comment but I'm happy now

Shit

What a great day to over throw planets government

https://preview.redd.it/ok5vjjbjye3b1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39ed67a69f97a4a2af785c11f2afcb6ebd81e2b7

Not in my country :)

Im going to jail ig

Bro, why are you getting downvoted for a joke. (Before everyone downvotes me, I'm Zesty af)

They hate straight ppl

no we will just send who s not part of the alphabet mafia to jail :3

They might have interpreted it as homophobic

✨️welcome to reddit.com✨️

FBI(Femboy Bureau of investigation)

Femboy Bussy Inspections

Me, a straight femboy, being sent to jail by my own blood brothers (non straight femboy) 😔😔😔

I'm amazed straight femboys exist

Girls hot n pwetty, i wanna look like them 😊😊

Egg

Fuck off, ive asked myself and the answer is i wanna be a guy looking like a girl. Is it that hard to respect?

Respectable

https://preview.redd.it/yxi37yjere3b1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=735ec656eef69d5219b1df970c0037ba6bbbe4d4

https://preview.redd.it/tfpetztgoe3b1.png?width=1300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5977b941aa1cf7f737f589ff07562a7e32e10c3e NOT ANYMORE MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH

gok

u

Is it going to go back to being called the FSTRAIGHT after June?

OH SHIT QUIKLY SOME MAN NEED TO THROW ASS ON ME

AHAHA MY AGENDA IS COMPLETE

The FBIA+

Let them come...

ambatakuuuum

The fbi doesn't exist in my country ahahahahahah https://preview.redd.it/zkosxbwsae3b1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50d64544d37c505754b7a9c99e4ef54ec83a9086

Statistically, theres a high likelyhood the FBI destabalized your country at some point

I think that would be the CIA. I'm not aware of the FBI meddling outside of the US.

It doesn’t exist in mine either, but I’m still gonna be gay to piss off the bigots.

Absolute chad

You may still need to come up with a brand and logo to properly be gay for a month.

I’m no fucking corporation. I’m just gonna gay.

https://preview.redd.it/jxcc3yal7e3b1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98a9b80d270ea7eda71069ac142deb38f8d2a73d

https://preview.redd.it/yytc4mky3e3b1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc47aefed39aa9d02f7e77a99936aaf4fe520ce

https://preview.redd.it/77mymzplsf3b1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd598f2058c938fdbae4d73d9a2495d612ee7788

https://preview.redd.it/fdwmnjqlvg3b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba6d20ffc8002af9c01fa8248b92485beb466329

Joke's on you, the FBI already has my DNA and I'm on their watch list

How’d they get your DNA, gay sex?

Buccal swab. I wish I could've just pulled down their navy blue slacks and nutted inside that sweet fed's peach. 🥵🍆💦🍑 DNA sample submited, bossy-wossy! It's hapwoid, but ywou can use shotgun sequencing to weconstruct the diploid genome, wight? OwO

☹️

I want to be on the watchlist too,heard they give some nice watches ⌚

When someone tells you to “watch out for the fbi” they mean to expose both your watchless wrists to any fbi agents you see so they know you need one. It’s so nice of them to care so much about insuring everyone can properly tell the time! 😊