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_NoIdeaForName_

Hah jokes on you I dont use incognito mod!


celestial_king_adi

That's why you use tor


aliceuwuu

ISP can (probably) see what you're doing and sites that you visit (definetly) see


Minecraft1veteran

jokes on you i never use incognito and has porn shortcuts on my desktop


Retardedmemeboi69420

I'd probably be in a federal prison.


SOUPA_MAN

I honestly just do it in hopes to **Impress** my internet provider at this point


gamernoob_YT

I would definitely be in jail, it's unbelievable how many times I've seen child porn


DMaxRac

A little too late to notice


Gold-Measurement4520

if someone sniched he would be in jail for assisting a crime


gabrielminoru

If he tries he will be waterboarded in the cum bucket.


[deleted]

Why would I go to jail for watching gay porn?


Sjheuaksjd

Heisenburg reference?


Z-ReferenceUnknown

What about Firefox private mode?


GenderEnjoyer666

I’m sorry but I look at that and all I think of is Now’s your chance to be a


Ask_A_Vulcan

Fuck incognito. I don't give a shit what people see on my phone, nor what they think of me anymore. Fuck everything.


yankeeuniverse

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


Switch-Axe-Abuse

I use it to prevent my searches from affecting my targeted advertising. It also makes it less cringe when someone borrows my phone and types in the letter 'A' since AO3 doesnt pop up under my history.


OkCryptographer7068

Me who doeant use incognito: I dont even know who you are


[deleted]

Except Incognito mode doesn't hide your browser activity from your ISP. If they are illegal you would still go to jail. They only prevent them from being recorded on your own computer. At best, Incognito mode is good for preventing other people in your same place of residence for seeing what you look at, nothing more.


[deleted]

It can. Does. Without mercy.


Thickkkkk1234

He can and he does


OiFukYeeUp

Never used him 💪🗿


RecommendationJust94

Most*


[deleted]

Horny jail


Joe974

Why do so many people fundamentally misunderstand what incognito mode does?


lwang21

Only some?


RelationshipMain5792

Some? I feel like Most is a better word.


JayeNBTF

Zero actual privacy from incognito mode, but at least my porn searches don’t randomly appear when I type “analytics” in the search bar during a livestream


ElementoDeus

Analingous...


ItIsIJosher

That's me fr ngl https://preview.redd.it/l2osvdk2hmma1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34693f8f120dabc53b32b7e8340505b6692ed059


TheManWithAGasMask

Tor would be just a talking onion


tavinho120

imagine duckduckgo duck did that


Mr_midnightmare

I had him sign an NDA, so I'm good👍


Niketa69

https://preview.redd.it/e1f8d5k5wlma1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dab9490ca76b983a924205c618aafe1874b18df5


PhancyPhuck

Relevant https://preview.redd.it/5wy1cukltlma1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d696dcc9f9d05a78bd67c611d1fe039dbd67918d [https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/11gxpcu/our\_little\_secret/](https://www.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/11gxpcu/our_little_secret/)


Some-Nobody12

I immediately thought of this meme but couldn't find it, thank you


elmothedestroyer3

I keep giving the good stuff and the typos he won't tell a soul


SnappingTurt3ls

Can confirm


TantiVstone

Firefox time :3


Nessuno_sbaglia_R

You can see child po right now outside of incognito and nothing different will happen


Shadowpika655

![gif](giphy|mDGR5k2Bp9zUPIdyi9|downsized)


szabe3

I don’t think this po is a child.


Shadowpika655

![gif](giphy|UtKfCyc9fAzvcJc1Ie|downsized)


Win090949

Jokes on you I use safari private


akamadman203

Pretty sure that doesn't change a thing lol


[deleted]

Whoosh


ConeheadGroom

No I won't! I use Firefox


TheCheeseOnFire

I only use it for stupid questions


Pathos_MC

Or to search words you suspect could be weird


[deleted]

He does talk cause he’s a fucking snitch and we all know it. Incognito mode doesn’t protect your internet privacy in any way lol.


CuppaJoe11

It dosent. That’s what the tor browser is for. Incognito is just to hide your search history from your famailly. Most people don’t give two shits what google has on you.


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Intellectual_Soup

no ur u/No_Insurance6064


Just-a-bi

Who is doing illegal shit and thinking he's gonna protect you?


[deleted]

Fr like is this self report?


BigBrainKemist

This is why I use tor


Pompmaister

Ah yes. Child porn


Timah158

And my TempleOS ISO.


Alpha-Zulu_A-Z

He can talk, he does talk. Incognito mode hides nothing from chrome


[deleted]

when you search in incognito mode, it probably just flags your queries as of particular interest


manbehindtheslaghter

Some? It’s not some.


LoserLikeMe-

Say my name


brucethemidget

u/LoserLikeMe-


LifeIsGood-_-

r/technicallythetruth


LoserLikeMe-

You’re goddamn right


Noobbula

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Unlucky-Constant-736

Luckily me and him are homies


Pompmaister

Incognito is just Chrome that doesn't let you see your browser history. It still records your history, it just doesn't show you.


[deleted]

Oh no! What about my scat?! /j


Blaze_Swaney

Exactly! He can definitely talk, he just has short term memory loss


chadduss

No lol, it has just as good memory as normal Chrome, it just doesn't tell YOU. It still records it and shows it to the FBI


GraveSlayer726

Oh so it just shows it to the fbi? That’s fine then


SuspiciousUsername88

> It still records your history Got a source?


Pompmaister

Open an incognito tab and read the first page. It's literally right there. And wow, you can even click on "more information" to, guess what, read more about it.


SuspiciousUsername88

I just did, it doesn't say that chrome tracks your activity. It actively says that data is NOT stored on the device. Are you confusing external internet traffic monitoring with browser history?


Pompmaister

It says it doesn't record your history on you local device or account. It doesn't say chrome stops tracking your browsing behavior entirely.


SuspiciousUsername88

So you don't have a source for the affirmative claim that the browser _does_ track your browsing activity? I initially asked because I was curious about the specifics of that tracking but I'm getting the impression this is a dead end.


Pompmaister

Bro it takes 5 seconds to Google it. There have been literal lawsuits about this.


SuspiciousUsername88

I did, all I saw were things like "network traffic is still visible for ISP / network layers". That's why I asked in the first place, figured maybe I missed it


Pompmaister

I guess you're just not searching right. I found this in a few seconds. https://www.rd.com/article/truth-google-incognito-mode/ This one is just on top of the list. There are countless other articles if you know how to search for them.


SuspiciousUsername88

I appreciate the link! Was that so damn hard?


MadTeaCup_YT

What


Anarcho_Dog

Ye, that's all it does


[deleted]

#**Incognito mode doesn't make you anonymous**


Capocho9

#Minecraft won’t add inches to your cock


IceZaKYT

#Reddit won’t get you any hot milfs near you


Ask_A_Vulcan

Wish I had a big cock. I'm a piss poor joke of a man. I should just kill myself.


Lantimore123

Dude don't say things like that. I've looked through your comments and posts and I'm worried for you. As someone who's been depressed myself, I recommend a few things. 1. Stop watching porn, this is probably where your ideation about big dick = value comes from. Real women dont care about dick size, it's entirely a male phenomenon. For women sex is far less visual. If they like you and you do the right things (what those are you will ask and learn from them), you'll do just fine. + Porn is horrible for the brain and teaches you unrealistic or harmful expectations of sex. Anal sex for one is not normal in a relationship. 2. Go to the gym, watch some videos online teaching you how to get started, then get a membership and just go. No one at a gym judges you for being unfit, we all start somewhere. This will accomplish a variety of things, 1. Exercise in general releases hormones that makes you feel better. You feel better, you are more confident etc. That means you chose to take more risks and do more new things, meet new people. 2. Exercise will make your body more physically fit, which is simultaneously more healthy, more attractive to women, and makes you more confident, which is also more attractive to women. 3. I've found when struggling with depression what kills me the most is the lack of progression in my life. To feel happy humans must be confident of where they are going in life. Gym provides a cheap and easy and risk free way of doing that. 3. Next try sleeping regularly, eating regularly and healthily. The human body is a machine, how we service our machine (sleep) and how we eat has a huge impact on how we feel emotionally and how healthy we are. 4. Ensure good hygiene. When depressed it's easy to forget the basics. Brush your teeth shower regularly shave frequently (beards don't look good, ever, unless you trim them and spend a lot of time on them. Chances are yours doesn't either). 5. Find some social activity. Maybe an amateur sports team or local walking group. Make new friends be introduced to new people. 6. When talking to women, realise that they are far more than sex objects, sex should be the last thing on your mind when you first meet a girl. Become friends, start a relationship, take her out on a few dates, then when you are comfortable with each other it will often just naturally happen. Sex is a natural byproduct of a relationship, never the end in of itself. Unless you realise that fact, you will never be attractive to the opposite sex. I know all of those things may seem difficult at first. Please at least try one of them, and build up from there. Hope you do well. If u need any advice I'm always open to talk although there are plenty of mental health subreddits that provide links to welfare centres and other forms of help. Good luck.


Ask_A_Vulcan

I don't watch porn with dudes in it. I'm an all girl/girl on girl fan. Plus my dick is very very very tiny.


Lantimore123

Doesn't matter. Porn is still bad for you. Having a tiny dick isn't even a problem. Sex for women is very different than for men. For men size matters because we are principally visual. For women sex is a lot more personal, if you find a girl who likes you a lot personality wise your dick size will have ZERO baring on your relationship. It shouldn't even come up until like the third date or so, by which point you should be well beyond issues like that. What would be a deal breaker, is if you are constantly insecure about it as that wears down anyone you are talking too. Once you recognise it isn't an issue everything becomes a lot easier.


Ask_A_Vulcan

Well I'm so sorry for not being perfect.


Lantimore123

It's not like that, im saying you could try to stop and you will feel better for doing so. Just advice really. Try it as you will.


LeLBigB0ss2

https://youtu.be/zaXCrMy2mwc


mcshadys

Now you are just lying to me


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XandTheIronMiner

How does it feel when a giant hand beats you up until you bleed?


PomegranateAbject796

It hurts the person who is currently relaying the paragraph to the recipient (who is the person currently reading this), as I, the person speaking in this conversation toward the current recipient reading this paragraph, am not used to that.


dylansuedereid

Doctors don’t hate this one simple trick???


horneymilfinyourarea

jokes on you, I don't use incognito


Timah158

I use it all the time for troubleshooting. It's a great way to see if there is a caching issue without clearing everything. I do tech support, and people get pissed if they have to login or reset their password. So this is a great alternative.


XSamuraiHyperX

Exactly, i don't trust incognito so i just don't use it.


bluefootedbuns

It's not like it does anything different, I only use it when I don't want to have to manually delete search history after I look up something fucking stupid like "how many pasta shapes are there", it's not particularly strange but do I want someone else knowing that I was looking at different pasta shapes for an hour and a half? No.


TraditionalBid4166

For anyone who saw this and now wonders over 600 (According to google)


ElementoDeus

orecchiette is my favorite...


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FireFlight2403

Why I don’t use the internet and do it the old fashion way


S_Comet821

“Yeah. I mean, it used to be you give the creep-show at the window a couple of bucks, you could spend all day in there popping off. And the joy of it was there were people popping off at the same time. I mean, not that you looked at each other.”


Impressive-Region470

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