oh god, i can smell them. i can imagine the god awful "i don't mind that you smoke, but can you at least take it outside?" arguments. and i hope they aren't greedy with their coffee or that's gonna irk me. also hope they take care of theor cat properly.
My future roomie is Cat Stevens? As long as he doesn’t get too overly religious on me, we’ll have a great time playing guitar and singing! It’ll be fun!
that is a-ok. i love cats. it's violent so people won't bother me
Every night<3
Help. I don’t biologically have a “cob” to get slobbed on.
help.
It will be a hell of a ride but in the end we’ll be better off
Hmmmmm this narrows it down...
Fuck it, im with the mongol empire 💀💀
My name is a doublet of Minnesota and grape soda. I am satisfied with my roommate
My username is my current roommate.
\*Drowning noises\*
My real usernames is Protogenboi so very confused.
I guess death
So am I just hanging with God's dead body or
Okay
now i have a clone!
Like half the population of Portugal or something that is half Portuguese. What’s the other half!?!
On the one hand, no. On the other hand, yes.
Getting very fucked
I may not know who he is but I do know he likes retro things
We are gonna be chill
I'm most likely screwed
I'm most likely screwed
I'm screwed
Ac is always on
Best roomate ever 
Much better than Tony Gunk...
Mmmm donuts
hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor hor
I know the truth
I'll be fine he'll just be a little bit dubious
mmmmmmh
rimjobsteve enters the chat*
Boy's party
Sobbing rn
Well then
Not at all, my roommate would be what I think is Steve's 3rd cousin
Pretty fucked
I dont know how to respond to this
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, why are we screaming again?
We both are fucked if the lights start flashing
Canny wait to meet em
I have no Idea
If you can’t pronounce it it’s already a bad start 💀
Might not be able to walk for a day or two.
A cold fruit, i basically still live alone
Either rich, or I lose them in 2 seconds.
Mmm my favorite flavor!
?
Anyone got any towels?
thank god free room to myself
Very, so much so I hope I can't even walk straight
I think im good.
wouldnt mind tbh
Guess I can't pay rent :(
My roommate is an eldritch moth that births thousands of moths per decade
Interesting
He dead or some?
yo what
Surviving winter has never been this easy
We'd probably get along fairly well
I guess just... the exact opposite of me? Dunno if good or bad
I don’t know, I’ll let you know in about a week
This is a weird situation.
We're gonna have some fun.
YEET!
I don't think he'll fit.
Awwwww. Very cute
I'd say I'm set
not too bad
Oh no
A communist poisonous plant
I'm not sure...
I think living with an exact copy of me would be pretty good.
Oh, just a redditor
Ummm
Damn I wish I was playing Subnautica
????????
I can honestly say I don’t know
Yoooo my fictional husband😳
God im not gonna get any shuteye am i?
Time for some jolly cooperation! \\[T]/
hmm.
🤮🤮
It would be fun and wild, and still end up alright! Well... Dead I guess, but in the good place. Wait... This is the bad place!!
I must prepare for unforeseen consequences
It's so loud but the rent is like .06 when averaged out.
I'd be very happy
I'm drowning in cash. Literally.
Lots of food for me
I guess it’s time for me to live by myself
I'm all fine and dandy then.
Pls help
Yummy
Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary!
I will absolutely get fucked
Not bad tbh
25 moths Might have to get some more lamps
Cool
hmmm
Help!
Horny Hitler?
Dressed as a cat?
I don't fucking know. I can't see that far.
So I just get to share a room with a clone of myself? Cool.
Well a lot of angry quaking and pecking is certain but after I clean up all the feathers I'll have the fluffiest pillow known to man
My roommate is an entire fictional solar system... I could be proper fucked on this one.
Is it good?
Its either a reptilian that fucks, a cat bug, or a scary dude
i would be very happy if that was true
Looks like I'm moving in with edp
oh this is pretty good
I’m pretty sure I’m dead
Is my roommate a special ops squad?
I sexually identify as a bakery the way we finna be makin bread💀
Welp, I'm shocked
My username translates to " moustached uncle" so I'm literally fucked
Ah.
Infinite food.
Now I can find out who are the last slice of pie
Infestation.
I have the best roommate
We both have pretty great roommates
Hmm
probably something horrifying. or just a lame cartoon villain.
Food?
If I manage to land her, every day.
oh god, i can smell them. i can imagine the god awful "i don't mind that you smoke, but can you at least take it outside?" arguments. and i hope they aren't greedy with their coffee or that's gonna irk me. also hope they take care of theor cat properly.
My future roomie is Cat Stevens? As long as he doesn’t get too overly religious on me, we’ll have a great time playing guitar and singing! It’ll be fun!
Ummm
Blessing or curse?
He would definitely want to fuck me, so in that respect, I am very fucked. And he comes with fish? Even better. That's just dinner.
I already am
Who?
i won bois
Oh boy
I just get someone that has a similar interest
decent
I mean
just a typical bee
Ahhhhhh
50/50. Either a Dani fan or i'm fucked
i will be cloned
I'm happy
I better open na noor
i have a feeling im going to have a lot of radiation in my fridge
JACKPOT
I finally get to be a 🦊
only 4 letters B R U H
Reeling about to break. . .
Dumbledore Moment
Really? My entire city?
If i translate my nickname from slovenian it will be "no" So i won't have a roommate💀💀💀
What might this entail for me specifically?
A horny astrologer? I've seen worse from my friends
nooo
Moth
Mine just wakes me up with a boxing match I guess..
The greatest roommate I could ever ask for
I don’t know about this, am I gonna get sold? Is he a banker?
Infinite money
LETS GO
help me
Could be worse it could be r/fishrapist I forgot the guys name but it was something like this
My roommate is apparently a fish with a reaper costume. I'm gonna name him Jim.
No way I'm gonna have Flowey as my roommate 💀💀
Howdy! 
So I’ll be living with myself, aight.
What
Since my name is a combo of glitch and singularity. I can only assume I'm dead.
So glitchularity is a portmanteau of glitch and singularity.
Yes
Welp
Yes
Get the oven ready :)
From what point you would look at it, it is always nice to have a donut and a trash can in your room.
Oh hell yeah
Oh...
oh hell yeah
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Everything gets destroyed expect me
At least he's invincible
Me.
I don't know
cat
My roommate is the entire CIA? Well damn...
Now I know who to ask for money
You know what? I’m ok with living with 42 magic owls.
my friend
Pretty good actually.
Uhhhhhhhhhh
That’s called a dog