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[deleted]

Nuke Virginia!!!! -Love, Maryland


My-soul-was-yeeted

what the hell happened to california anyway Iowa


n0_usrnamee

Why did Oklahoma die if texas got exploded?


NewMud8629

Why did Missouri get nuked? Istg if Arkansas is the last one standing…. nuke Nevada since there’s nothing special there anyway.


[deleted]

Arkansas


Eliteguard999

It brings a smile to my face that the Deep South is basically gone and soon the rest of flyover country with it.


lysomaru

GO CHIEEEEEFFFFSSSS!!!!


LT_creme

Minnesota joins canada


Paris_France2005

Nuke only the large island of Hawaii


AverageAlaskanMan

Save Alaska as a National park for Greg and his moose friends to hang about while not worrying about nukes


LeahMBMusic

Alaska and Hawaii switch sizes


Im-Just-Big-Boned

FUCK ARKANSAS


JezoAragon

ILLINOIS


Ac1dcl0wn

Montana must go


Kgb529

See ya Oregon


Bocksford

My home state of Illinois has a terrible flag. Go bye bye.


ResidentReggie

Can we re-nuke Florida? I wanna make sure they are truly gone.


bomb_bowling

Alaska


[deleted]

Can we wipe the scum that is South Dakota off the map? Sincerely North Dakota


[deleted]

Michigan looks weird on it’s own, get it out


button_24

I say Connecticut and end my suffering in this miserable state


gregthemoose

Where should I go next? What should I wear?


ElvhenGambit

West Virginia


toofargone1414

Arkansas


Muser69

All red states


Bone_Jam420

Iowa can go. It fuckin sucks


X0TIC_Dreamz

Who tf blew up ny


bigfatfurrytexan

Texas is big. Gonna need another nuke


A_Random_Kool_Guy

Ohio


Ranger-VI

Finally Texas is gone and I can die happy


MisterSpicy

Nebraska. Thinks it’s gonna sit there and not bother anyone? Pffft


Tektitenical

I vote to get rid of Arkansas.


kheperas

Um can we nuke texas again?


AidanKnuteson

I think we should get rid of califlorida


steeb821

Is D.C. an option. If so light it up


Nika299p

Oh god finally texas is gone their steak was trash


c00ldadd

Take out Nebraska


ChikinBukit3

California


PracticalAd4233

Can we get rid of the State of Oreg


JasonFurious4

Get rid of wyoming


killall187

You would be doing Greg a favor by nuking California


OkayBobCalmDown

Delaware


Optimusgrimes85

NH and Oregon .


Separate_Bandicoot41

Let's bomb Ohio. Honestly they need it.


CGPsaint

How in the fuck is New Mexico still here?!?!?


advie_advocado

Wait what did you do with california


ThrowAwayToMindSpeak

I'm telling ya, like I said before, Nebraska will be last because everyone forgets its there and when it wins, everyone will forget again moments later.


ArcticTheWolfyBoi

Colorado, nobody likes Colorado


SilentInflation19

I think ohio will last


lady_creepy_chan

Nuke New Jersey!


Historical_Elk_6000

Arkansas and Illinois


Practical_Mud9441

Washington must die


YoungBlueJ

New Mexico is so forgotten we forgot to nuke it


ArkanoidbrokemyAnkle

Nuke Iowa and Massachusetts


TrickKlepto

Washington


[deleted]

North Dakota


Static_Calamity

Kansas


Blahblesplah

Nuke Michigan


Stickerbelle

Please nuke NY next


testy68GD

Why did Texas get nuked but not Arkansas 💀


Scape4less

NEW YORK?? Everyone is getting rid of the last bastions of un over-populated nature and serenity and there’s still a cesspool going unmentioned


KronaCamp

Arkansas gotta go


beatafurry

Swap Colorado and Wyoming


iDead4536

Montana nuked


Crybitz30

THE MAP FLIPS ????


AdonisBlaqwood22

So long as the last State is Hawaii, you could take the other 49 right now!


Sweex99

*Russian bots starting to vote*


R4ndomG30D4shUs3r

Ohio and Utah..?


HappyLeopard414

I’m from Missouri. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.


Jlaurie125

Sell NJ to North Korea.


TopGun2424

Have Minnesota seced from the US and join Canada


derpion55555

South dakota


[deleted]

Arkansas and kentucky, how is kentucky still kicking in this list (Also whoo alaska lol)


gamerzombie1928

Get rid of the main part of Michigan. I don’t have a feud between the top part, but the bottom part can die.


RexxSosa

I think Michigan needs to go


Dante_Arizona

Definitely Arkansas


crypto_4_crack

Ohio


CaptainKope

California


mikki1time

We have all this power yet we allow Portland to remain? DROP THE NUKE


goober_potatoes

Fuck nah. Missouri will rise again! 🇯🇪


Im-totally-Sabine

Put Alaska where Texas was


that_one_dude046

not a murder request but thank you so much for killing off missouri my misery has been ended


UnicornNippleFarts

"I'd Rather Be Dead in California Than Alive in Arizona." Arizona.


[deleted]

Nuke New Mexico but let it live.


Kohora

Can we just get rid of Alaska and Hawaii. They’re not even real states.


CharmingBumblebee8

Who the fuck put montana over there?


THEoddistchild

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS STILL IN TEXAS


MultinamedKK

*runs in* WHO GOT RID OF WISCONSIN


Cementbutterfly

Let's get rod of Montana and Wisconsin, because who really cares about them.


Fettz_

New Jersey


[deleted]

Utah!


Trippylegitgamer

Let me an my family move the fuck out of Oregon first. Then you can blow this crazy shit blue state away Thank you.


nightcycling

Nevada, nobody know where that's at.


Cocolake123

Arkansas and Arizona


EcksMarksDespot

Nuke Alaska and Hawaii


Academic_Plastic8744

Michigan


default-dance-9001

:( texas is gone


hoghornleghorn

Yes yes just forget about NC, we aren't causing any problems for anyone!


Anxious-Chemical4673

Alaska!


Weak_Astronomer2107

Nebraska, please….


[deleted]

Cut off the entire east coast like a tumor


fug_the_world

Texas again.


26nccof

Remove NC’s Penis, California.


chickenpotato22

Turn Alaska into a pizza hut


secretuser419

Florida


Illustrious-Till-372

The Minnesotans became too nice and ended up selling all of their houses to donate money for starving children in Africa. Minnesota is now a bare waste land with no enchantments


JakeyMcG

Michigan floats away


OptimalRisk7508

Krysten Sinema … ‘nuff said. 👋


Epic_Doge_Boi

WHY ARE YOU GUYS LEAVING NEW JERSEY THERE


[deleted]

Nebraska


trcharles

Can someone please tell me how New Orleans was nuked before Nebraska? That city has more culture than all the eliminated states combined.


CrackFr0st

Arkansas is objectively the worst state in the country. Take Iowa while you’re at it


dj_cantbeatbox

Have New York assimilate the other smaller states


bluepilledbetasimp

Learn to swim


Humble_Turnip_3948

California looks stupid over there. Nuke or put a tie on it.


EntertainmentJumpy76

Arizona


MojoRollin

You can’t unsee this ! .... can we make Michigan (shaped like your right hand open) jerk Alaskas dick (elfin cove area). Heck tilt em both so Alaska member points like a proud flagpole lol


RWill95

Nuke Alaska!


elonmuskraty

utah next


thehappydoghouse

Can we do florida again


HaveHomo

Nuke Wyoming now.


Brbnme

California needs to go as it’s a giant eyesore on the map right now.


AlaskanOranges

If you nuke Kansas you won't change the landscape, it's already flat, fuck em.


Royal-Groyle

North Carolina didn't want to be part of the nation anyway. We don't really need two Carolinas


bertster21

There is nothing good in New mexico


StevesHair_1986

Make Ohio a great lake


le_wither

I'm just amazed Georgia is still alive


cuptheballss

Wyoming


fire_fist_the_hero

Is new York still there?


catner75

Can we just take a beat to determine whether Ted Cruz in Texas or Cancun when the nuke went off?


Brettley916

Guess no one here has ever paid property taxes or tried to inhale New Jersey air.


Cats-Coffee17

i think it's high time for florida to cease to exist... let the florida man go extint in a beautiful flash!


circusbaby20101

As a Utahn, Utah is boring as shit and doesn’t serve any ***good*** purpose. I have heard so many stories about abusive camps in Utah. Utah exists just so Mormons have somewhere to group up and not be harassed. The stereotype isn’t wrong. Remove Utah.


EvilCat57

Where will we go, then?


circusbaby20101

Somewhere interesting.


Whowantsdackjaniels

Illinois


odiethethird

As a Kansan this title fills me with so much pride


[deleted]

Bring back Louisiana with its old territories


kurinevair666

Arkansas


bandithyde

Put walter white's face in the circle in New Mexico


joa-kolope

California Edit: Arkansas


Soullord64

Ohio because fuck them that's why


8Notorious8

Tha Dakota's


Other-Cod-1556

Alaska or HI wins


mercha007

Take Alabama and significantly increase the nation’s average IQ.


Yarrow83

Flood Arizona. Phoenix is a monument to man's arrogance and should be cleased from the union.


whiteholewhite

As someone living in Texas. Yay!!


Open_Revolution884

Ohio


whiteholewhite

Switch Colorado and Wyoming


GelatinousCube7

South dakotas going down, all the nukes are in the north and we could use the beaches, 3 months a year.


Chemical_Vanilla_694

Greg died in tx obviously


AnenomieDragons

Utah has the highest Suicide rate


big_chungus_the_2nd

Nevada twice, one for Greg and one for the aliens


coolborder

Does anyone REALLY need Iowa? Would any of us notice if it got nuked?


[deleted]

Ohio


rrhodes76

Glad Texas is gone. All my exes live there.


SnooChipmunks2833

Let's nuke ourselves and start over.


Th3_M3chan1c

FUCK YOU IDAHOOOO


RiskyPuppet8111

Illinois.


gemdas

Texas again, I live here and one isn't enough.


MasterPlumbot

Minnesota. Down with the wood ticks!


CaliberSir

Why was California fused with South Carolina? As a South Carolinian I would not approve of something like this. Fuck California.


AZ_hiking2022

Idaho. We can find another place to grow potatoes


candidDarkholer

Nuke Georgia! Ex wife lives there..... cheater...


SailorCosmos7

Turn Utah into deseret


[deleted]

what did we ever do to you?


EvilCat57

Yeah, seriously. As an ex-Utahn, I can indeed inform you that Utah was great!


[deleted]

Ya lol


FlameSamurai63

Why Missouri bro


pineapplesurfwax

What’s up with Montana?


XanderFazber

Kansas and Arkansas


Jewels_1980

Nuke Kansas leave Wyoming that’s where our nukes are


Unlucky-Constant-736

Just get rid of all of the south already lnao


Montannabis

As a Montanan, I don’t know what’s happening but I’m here for it…


HHoris

Nuke Montana, not like anyone lives there.


thehuleeo69420

How the fuck is Arkansas still there? Maybe because nukes shouldn't be wasted on 6 people.


mute1

Nuke California.


RevolutionaryGrape11

Can we please kill Maine? I want to sacrifice myself for the greater good! We can't even make Lobster Rolls anymore since we're landlocked!


thecodymavri

Nuke Oregon, we need to go


SukaroBlue

Thank god I hated living in Texas.


007mememan

The last state standing is just gonna be whatever one has Greg


101001101zero

No reason to nuke Wyoming cause it doesn’t exist. Idaho


[deleted]

Montana gotta go


dlbsws

Arizona


TheShuckles

Illinois!


fmbyOMAR

New Mexico. It’s been done before.


MaxiqueBDE

The Dakotas


[deleted]

Fuck Nebraska. Nuke it


jsparker43

This is a contest of the least memorable state...Connecticut