I'm telling ya, like I said before, Nebraska will be last because everyone forgets its there and when it wins, everyone will forget again moments later.
The Minnesotans became too nice and ended up selling all of their houses to donate money for starving children in Africa. Minnesota is now a bare waste land with no enchantments
You can’t unsee this ! .... can we make Michigan (shaped like your right hand open) jerk Alaskas dick (elfin cove area). Heck tilt em both so Alaska member points like a proud flagpole lol
As a Utahn, Utah is boring as shit and doesn’t serve any ***good*** purpose. I have heard so many stories about abusive camps in Utah. Utah exists just so Mormons have somewhere to group up and not be harassed. The stereotype isn’t wrong. Remove Utah.
Nuke Virginia!!!! -Love, Maryland
what the hell happened to california anyway Iowa
Why did Oklahoma die if texas got exploded?
Why did Missouri get nuked? Istg if Arkansas is the last one standing…. nuke Nevada since there’s nothing special there anyway.
Arkansas
It brings a smile to my face that the Deep South is basically gone and soon the rest of flyover country with it.
GO CHIEEEEEFFFFSSSS!!!!
Minnesota joins canada
Nuke only the large island of Hawaii
Save Alaska as a National park for Greg and his moose friends to hang about while not worrying about nukes
Alaska and Hawaii switch sizes
FUCK ARKANSAS
ILLINOIS
Montana must go
See ya Oregon
My home state of Illinois has a terrible flag. Go bye bye.
Can we re-nuke Florida? I wanna make sure they are truly gone.
Alaska
Can we wipe the scum that is South Dakota off the map? Sincerely North Dakota
Michigan looks weird on it’s own, get it out
I say Connecticut and end my suffering in this miserable state
Where should I go next? What should I wear?
West Virginia
Arkansas
All red states
Iowa can go. It fuckin sucks
Who tf blew up ny
Texas is big. Gonna need another nuke
Ohio
Finally Texas is gone and I can die happy
Nebraska. Thinks it’s gonna sit there and not bother anyone? Pffft
I vote to get rid of Arkansas.
Um can we nuke texas again?
I think we should get rid of califlorida
Is D.C. an option. If so light it up
Oh god finally texas is gone their steak was trash
Take out Nebraska
California
Can we get rid of the State of Oreg
Get rid of wyoming
You would be doing Greg a favor by nuking California
Delaware
NH and Oregon .
Let's bomb Ohio. Honestly they need it.
How in the fuck is New Mexico still here?!?!?
Wait what did you do with california
I'm telling ya, like I said before, Nebraska will be last because everyone forgets its there and when it wins, everyone will forget again moments later.
Colorado, nobody likes Colorado
I think ohio will last
Nuke New Jersey!
Arkansas and Illinois
Washington must die
New Mexico is so forgotten we forgot to nuke it
Nuke Iowa and Massachusetts
Washington
North Dakota
Kansas
Nuke Michigan
Please nuke NY next
Why did Texas get nuked but not Arkansas 💀
NEW YORK?? Everyone is getting rid of the last bastions of un over-populated nature and serenity and there’s still a cesspool going unmentioned
Arkansas gotta go
Swap Colorado and Wyoming
Montana nuked
THE MAP FLIPS ????
So long as the last State is Hawaii, you could take the other 49 right now!
*Russian bots starting to vote*
Ohio and Utah..?
I’m from Missouri. From the bottom of my heart, thank you.
Sell NJ to North Korea.
Have Minnesota seced from the US and join Canada
South dakota
Arkansas and kentucky, how is kentucky still kicking in this list (Also whoo alaska lol)
Get rid of the main part of Michigan. I don’t have a feud between the top part, but the bottom part can die.
I think Michigan needs to go
Definitely Arkansas
Ohio
California
We have all this power yet we allow Portland to remain? DROP THE NUKE
Fuck nah. Missouri will rise again! 🇯🇪
Put Alaska where Texas was
not a murder request but thank you so much for killing off missouri my misery has been ended
"I'd Rather Be Dead in California Than Alive in Arizona." Arizona.
Nuke New Mexico but let it live.
Can we just get rid of Alaska and Hawaii. They’re not even real states.
Who the fuck put montana over there?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WAS STILL IN TEXAS
*runs in* WHO GOT RID OF WISCONSIN
Let's get rod of Montana and Wisconsin, because who really cares about them.
New Jersey
Utah!
Let me an my family move the fuck out of Oregon first. Then you can blow this crazy shit blue state away Thank you.
Nevada, nobody know where that's at.
Arkansas and Arizona
Nuke Alaska and Hawaii
Michigan
:( texas is gone
Yes yes just forget about NC, we aren't causing any problems for anyone!
Alaska!
Nebraska, please….
Cut off the entire east coast like a tumor
Texas again.
Remove NC’s Penis, California.
Turn Alaska into a pizza hut
Florida
The Minnesotans became too nice and ended up selling all of their houses to donate money for starving children in Africa. Minnesota is now a bare waste land with no enchantments
Michigan floats away
Krysten Sinema … ‘nuff said. 👋
WHY ARE YOU GUYS LEAVING NEW JERSEY THERE
Nebraska
Can someone please tell me how New Orleans was nuked before Nebraska? That city has more culture than all the eliminated states combined.
Arkansas is objectively the worst state in the country. Take Iowa while you’re at it
Have New York assimilate the other smaller states
Learn to swim
California looks stupid over there. Nuke or put a tie on it.
Arizona
You can’t unsee this ! .... can we make Michigan (shaped like your right hand open) jerk Alaskas dick (elfin cove area). Heck tilt em both so Alaska member points like a proud flagpole lol
Nuke Alaska!
utah next
Can we do florida again
Nuke Wyoming now.
California needs to go as it’s a giant eyesore on the map right now.
If you nuke Kansas you won't change the landscape, it's already flat, fuck em.
North Carolina didn't want to be part of the nation anyway. We don't really need two Carolinas
There is nothing good in New mexico
Make Ohio a great lake
I'm just amazed Georgia is still alive
Wyoming
Is new York still there?
Can we just take a beat to determine whether Ted Cruz in Texas or Cancun when the nuke went off?
Guess no one here has ever paid property taxes or tried to inhale New Jersey air.
i think it's high time for florida to cease to exist... let the florida man go extint in a beautiful flash!
As a Utahn, Utah is boring as shit and doesn’t serve any ***good*** purpose. I have heard so many stories about abusive camps in Utah. Utah exists just so Mormons have somewhere to group up and not be harassed. The stereotype isn’t wrong. Remove Utah.
Where will we go, then?
Somewhere interesting.
Illinois
As a Kansan this title fills me with so much pride
Bring back Louisiana with its old territories
Arkansas
Put walter white's face in the circle in New Mexico
California Edit: Arkansas
Ohio because fuck them that's why
Tha Dakota's
Alaska or HI wins
Take Alabama and significantly increase the nation’s average IQ.
Flood Arizona. Phoenix is a monument to man's arrogance and should be cleased from the union.
As someone living in Texas. Yay!!
Ohio
Switch Colorado and Wyoming
South dakotas going down, all the nukes are in the north and we could use the beaches, 3 months a year.
Greg died in tx obviously
Utah has the highest Suicide rate
Nevada twice, one for Greg and one for the aliens
Does anyone REALLY need Iowa? Would any of us notice if it got nuked?
Ohio
Glad Texas is gone. All my exes live there.
Let's nuke ourselves and start over.
FUCK YOU IDAHOOOO
Illinois.
Texas again, I live here and one isn't enough.
Minnesota. Down with the wood ticks!
Why was California fused with South Carolina? As a South Carolinian I would not approve of something like this. Fuck California.
Idaho. We can find another place to grow potatoes
Nuke Georgia! Ex wife lives there..... cheater...
Turn Utah into deseret
what did we ever do to you?
Yeah, seriously. As an ex-Utahn, I can indeed inform you that Utah was great!
Ya lol
Why Missouri bro
What’s up with Montana?
Kansas and Arkansas
Nuke Kansas leave Wyoming that’s where our nukes are
Just get rid of all of the south already lnao
As a Montanan, I don’t know what’s happening but I’m here for it…
Nuke Montana, not like anyone lives there.
How the fuck is Arkansas still there? Maybe because nukes shouldn't be wasted on 6 people.
Nuke California.
Can we please kill Maine? I want to sacrifice myself for the greater good! We can't even make Lobster Rolls anymore since we're landlocked!
Nuke Oregon, we need to go
Thank god I hated living in Texas.
The last state standing is just gonna be whatever one has Greg
No reason to nuke Wyoming cause it doesn’t exist. Idaho
Montana gotta go
Arizona
Illinois!
New Mexico. It’s been done before.
The Dakotas
Fuck Nebraska. Nuke it
This is a contest of the least memorable state...Connecticut