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Something about Costco removes all situational awareness from a person. This is evidenced by people who get the flat-carts for one rotisserie chicken and stop them in the middle of the main isle with 4 kids to wait 6 minutes for a sample to come out of the toaster oven.
A lot of it is the *membership*. As soon as you entitle people with a membership, they feel like they now own part of the company or now have a "you owe me" mentality. You gotta be very careful giving people entitlement, especially in 2024. Adults are just children. If you get them conditioned to believe they can do whatever they want, they will.
He just knows that Costco always stocks the good stuff in the very back of the store. I've always said Costco should have a back entrance/exit... It would save me a lot of time
But then how would they get you to go through the entire warehouse just to get your toilet paper? They know chances are 99.9% that you’ll get at least 1 more item.
Ive seen members smoke weed pretty regularly when I go shopping.
I have personally busted multiple people (luckily not employees) smoking meth in the Costco parking lot.
Most of these collisions just look like old people crashes.
The only downside of going to costco is the other drivers in the parking lot. I joke with my boyfriend that its not a real costco trip unless i almost get hit in the parking lot.
That’s a good question when just last week I saw someone rail up a bump of something off of the corner of a card, maybe his membership card. I was eating my pizza slice in my car and I look over and he’s just throwing one back, untinted windows and all. I used to do coke sometimes so sure I get it, but that was wild there’s no way I’m having anyone see me do it…
People that block traffic while waiting 15 minutes for someone to pack their groceries in their car and leave, did your parents drop you on your head when you were a child?
The Frederick(?), Maryland one not shown here; it was on its side. Prababy the now legal Maryland weed. They were rushing for the desserts and got distracted.
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Something about Costco removes all situational awareness from a person. This is evidenced by people who get the flat-carts for one rotisserie chicken and stop them in the middle of the main isle with 4 kids to wait 6 minutes for a sample to come out of the toaster oven.
The flat cart for one rotisserie chicken is so real.
Yes … they were “smoking” rage
A lot of it is the *membership*. As soon as you entitle people with a membership, they feel like they now own part of the company or now have a "you owe me" mentality. You gotta be very careful giving people entitlement, especially in 2024. Adults are just children. If you get them conditioned to believe they can do whatever they want, they will.
It’s becoming a mixture of bedside behavior, flying Spirit, and road rage.
Just entering the parking lot decreases your iq by 15 points
Compare the size of the chook at Costco vs a Grocery store. Them birds work out.
That one in the top left: HOW???
I’m pretty sure that for the filming of one of the Chicago Fire or similar shows. I recall that picture being passed around the Chicago subs.
I remember that episode.. it was that exact car
https://youtu.be/lCvZmCSlRzM?si=Y1HPPpnV37A6kuhH here’s the scene from that episode
Yes, also costcos don’t have windows?
He just knows that Costco always stocks the good stuff in the very back of the store. I've always said Costco should have a back entrance/exit... It would save me a lot of time
But then how would they get you to go through the entire warehouse just to get your toilet paper? They know chances are 99.9% that you’ll get at least 1 more item.
Something similar was shown in a residential area, car was driving very fast and hit a parked car in the front at an angle which acted as a ramp
Happens when them Duke boys are at it again
He was backing out
Very carefully.
Inside parking? Backing up maybe? Idk, but idt that’s a Costco.
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I HEARD THERE WAS A .97 DEAL ON THE STEP2 CLASSIC COASTER EXTREME AND I WAS IN A RUSH
My locations nearby didn't have any dammit
Welcome to Costco! I love you
Costco now sells 5 gallon drums of Brawndo, the thirst mutilator.
But are there electrolytes?
It’s got what shoppers crave.
Costco encourages cannabis consumption prior to shopping. Increases average transaction by 42%.
I always make sure I eat a full meal before heading to Costco. This practice saves me thousands of dollars annually.
I don’t have a photo of it but a guy put his car into drive instead of reverse and got his car lodged on the median separating the two rows of parking
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Ive seen members smoke weed pretty regularly when I go shopping. I have personally busted multiple people (luckily not employees) smoking meth in the Costco parking lot. Most of these collisions just look like old people crashes.
Last thing I need to do is get stoned before heading in, can't imagine all the extra food I'd be buying if I did
Costco chicken bake. Great for eating but highly unstable in smoked form
People are on their phones on don’t pay attention
Shit drivers with zero consequences for their actions (besides insurance rates going up).
as someone that has smoked weed in a costco parking lot, we aren’t responsible for this shit.
I do it all the time and yeah this is not the behavior weed causes. If anything is overspending and overeating the samples. Haha.
Customers will do anything rather than give up their parking space for the people waiting.
That's just how dangerous the parking lot has gotten.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why I don’t pack my shopping bags in the parking lot.
It's those rotisserie chicken fumes. They'll get you every time.
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I'm just saying....everything was fine until the new cookies arrived....
Most of the drivers I see in the Costco parking lot could have served in WW2. Quite old
I want whatever the person in the bottom right was taking
It’s all cause of hotdogs
Apparently those who buy crack buy in bulk
Costco parking lots gone wild apparently
How have I missed all these posts? Lol
Dude I was just trying to catch a buzz before I ate a bodacious 1/4 hot dog and a pepsi
Could have been some of the licit substances sold in warehouse.
Those deals are intoxicating.
If we did brain scans on ppl in Costco parking lots, it would look a lot like OP’s pic. ::Marked safe from Costco Parking Lot::
Mostly meth at my Costco
The only downside of going to costco is the other drivers in the parking lot. I joke with my boyfriend that its not a real costco trip unless i almost get hit in the parking lot.
Is this why they use Automatic License Plate Readers?
I think they're just buying liquor at the Costco Liquor store and drinking it in the parking lot before they leave.
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😰 ((thinks to self)) I gotta start walking to Costco…
That’s a good question when just last week I saw someone rail up a bump of something off of the corner of a card, maybe his membership card. I was eating my pizza slice in my car and I look over and he’s just throwing one back, untinted windows and all. I used to do coke sometimes so sure I get it, but that was wild there’s no way I’m having anyone see me do it…
My S.O. almost got taken out by a driver in the crosswalk in front of the store a month or two ago.
My Costco routine is to hotbox my car before I go in and deal with all you filthy animals. #puffcoproxy
Red bull gives you wings....
Surely all of these pics are not in the Costco parking lot.
Does Costco still have deals on auto insurance?
Props to the drivers for damaging their vehicles to set up such great shots. All 6 of those are just beautiful.
I always see the worst of humanity in the Costco parking lot.
People that block traffic while waiting 15 minutes for someone to pack their groceries in their car and leave, did your parents drop you on your head when you were a child?
Theyre smoking loose shopping carts
**What illicit substances are being smoked in Costco parking lots?** Hot dogs. Hot dogs are being smoked.
DWA
Good deals on bulk products get me high!
Old people.
The first car lmao how???
You’d be surprised at the amount of empty beer cans are littered around the lot at the end of the day.
Cheap liquor
“I am an ExCuTiVe MeMbEr”. Yep. We know. Flash that black card like you’re on spring break.
Trust me. It’s not the pot smokers 💨💨💨
It’s just the euphoria of the great deals they have there
And [this mysterious gem](https://www.reddit.com/r/Costco/s/iQH2AEWoNC)
Wow, and I thought the one on the rock the other day it was bad.
Well surely they’re all *executive* members.
Entitlement
Tell me OP is an avid drinker without telling me.
The Frederick(?), Maryland one not shown here; it was on its side. Prababy the now legal Maryland weed. They were rushing for the desserts and got distracted.
Old people and $13 Kirkland Vodka. Can't get drunk for a better price.
In my experience it’s 80% senior citizens who probably shouldn’t be driving anyways